The Slave Online Dating Guide

Marco Po could even find out Li Yuexi's cell phone number, so the dormitory number was of course not a problem.He sent a WeChat message to the school girl who provided the information, and asked, "Why are you asking this?"

Nan Xu: "I have something for him."

"Don't you have his WeChat account, just ask him directly."

Nanxu is currently using two mobile phones, one of which is a dedicated game machine.

On the game console, he saw that Li Yuexi and Lin had already started the next game, and said, "There is a high probability that he will not return, at least within 10 minutes."

Marco Po was curious: "How do you know?"

Of course he does.In order to score higher, Li Yuexi can call his brother everywhere, quitting the game halfway and returning to WeChat is not like what a slave would do.

Nan Xu said, "We can try."

Li Yuexi was teaming up with Lin to fight for the center line, and a WeChat notification popped up suddenly, and he crossed it out without thinking: "Who, send me a message at a critical moment, I'm so annoying."

Lin: "Could it be that brother Xu came to settle accounts with you?"

Li Yuexi: "What account?"

Lin: "You're already calling others Brother Wild King."

Li Yuexi: "He won't mind, he knows I have a boyfriend."

Lin: "That's right, if you mind, it's your boyfriend who minds—wait a minute, Yueer, based on my years of Angela's experience, there should be someone squatting in the grass next to Papa Red."

Li Yuexi: "How many people are there?"

Lin: "Then I don't know."

Li Yuexi: "To be on the safe side, let's take a detour."

Lin: "I'll use my skills to find out..."

Lin's Cai Wenji released the second skill of playing music.Four big men jumped out of the grass in an instant. Li Yuexi and Lin were first thrown into the sky by Lian Po, and then were blown up by Xiao Qiao after landing. The death conditions were quite tragic.

Lin exclaimed: "Damn, I knew there must be someone inside!"

Li Yuexi was speechless: "We all know there are people, why do you want to go?"

Lin: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, then I don't believe in evil."

Li Yuexi: "..."

Lin: "Next time I will never dare, sister, don't be angry——Yueer?"

[Shiranuoyue [Xi Shi]: My roommate is back, I'll turn off the microphone first. 】

Lin: "Oh, let me say hello to them—good evening, sisters!"

Li Yuexi looked back at the two sisters, one was offering incense to the patriarch; the other was sitting in front of the computer screen and licking the face of the Two-dimensional wife: "Ah, I really want to be her dog."

Li Yuexi looked away: [They said thank you sister~^.^]

Nan Xu and Marco Po went up to the fourth floor.Marco Po said: "I'm so tired, luckily our dormitory is on the second floor."

Nan Xu: "So why did you follow?"

"I want to see the difference between the dormitory that the grass of the first school lives in and the one we live in. But the layout of this building seems to be different from ours." Marco Po stopped a passing boy, "Dude, may I ask?" Where is bedroom 438?"

"438?" The boy looked at them, "Are you here for fortune-telling?"

Marco Po: "What?"

"Go to the right, there is a demon mirror hanging on the door."

Marco Po and Nan Xu looked at each other and said, "I have already begun to feel that the school grass dormitory is not ordinary."

The two walked to the door of 438, only to see that there was indeed a demon mirror hanging on the door; a yellow talisman was pasted under the mirror, with four large characters written on it: Evil spirits retreat.

Nan Xu recognized that it was Li Yuexi's handwriting, and his junior's handwriting was also beautiful.

From the car Li Yuexi drove and his usual clothes, he knew that he was from a good family, and his parents must also be very attentive to his education.Such a boy didn't know what happened in the Canyon of Kings that turned him into a complete slave.

Just as Nan Xu was about to knock on the door, a song suddenly sounded in bedroom 438.Marco Po occasionally sings in the dormitory, which is nothing.But the song played by 438 is not a little love song, nor is it an Internet Divine Comedy, but:

"Good luck comes, I wish you good luck, good luck brings joy and love, good luck brings us good luck, welcomes good luck, prospers and connects the world..."

After a while of silence, Marco Po asked, "Do you still knock on this door?"

Nan Xu: "Knock... let's go."

Li Yuexi played this round for more than 20 minutes without ending. Both sides played very wretchedly, and they were not fully sure that they would not start a team.Li Yuexi had a premonition that the game would last half an hour.

[lin[Cai Wenji]: Do your cell phones still have power? 】

Li Yuexi's phone's power has bottomed out, and the charger is on the bed.He climbed onto the bed as if he was sprinting, and Xue Ding and Tang Lingchu felt very relieved.

Tang Lingchu: "Yueyue's ankle should be almost healed."

Xue Ding: "I can go back to training after a few more days."

Tang Lingchu arranged the statue of the patriarch, and said in his ear, "Did you hear the knock on the door?"

Xue Ding listened: "It seems to be."

Xue Ding opened the door and saw two boys at the door: "It's the senior who asked for WeChat last time... and the buddy I met while watching the KPL competition!"

Marcopo remembered Xue Ding, and said with a smile: "So you are the roommate of the school grass. By the way, the school grass's nickname is Yueyue."

Schrödinger: "Why did you say 'also'?"

Nan Xu said, "Is Li Yuexi here?"

"Yes, yes." Xue Ding turned his head and shouted, "Yueyue, someone is looking for you, it is the senior you asked for WeChat last time..."

"Don't talk to me!" Li Yuexi said nervously without raising her head, "I'm at the speed of life and death!"

He just finished a wave of team battles, the opponent's dough was wiped out, and he was the only Shih Tzu left on his side. He became the hope of the whole village. As long as he can bring the troops under the crystal before the enemy revives, they will be able to fight. win.

Losing this kind of bladder game is more disgusting than losing a crushing game.Li Yuexi replaced all the equipment with physical equipment, and ran towards the enemy crystal like a mad dog.

He forgot his name, forgot Nanxu's prosperous beauty, and he only had crystals in his eyes.

Tang Lingchu walked to the door and said with a smile: "Li Yuexi plays games like this, you guys come in first."

Nan Xu walked into dormitory 438 and saw Li Yuexi sitting on the bed, with the charging cable plugged into the mobile phone in his hand, frantically operating his fingers.His bed sheets and quilts are simple black and gray checks; there are a few books, game books, and a glass of water on the table.

"Good Luck" was played on the computer on the desk opposite Li Yuexi.Marco Po said: "Brother, your taste is really unique."

Xue Ding scratched his head embarrassingly: "Oh, I'm drawing cards in the game. Yueyue said that as long as I play this song, I can draw the wife I want."

In the Canyon of Kings, Li Yuexi ignored the revived enemies and frantically tapped crystals——

victory!

Li Yuexi's hands trembled, and her heartbeat couldn't calm down for a long time.He leaned out of the bed and shared his excitement with his friends: "Damn it, I played this round for four to 10 minutes. In the end, it was not about the skill, but about whose phone had more battery power and better heat dissipation. "

Nan Xu asked, "Did you win?"

"I won, I changed all my fucking equipment to push the crystal... senior?" Li Yuexi thought she was hallucinating.Before, he played a lot of games and had a similar situation. When he saw a signal tower while walking on the road, he always wanted to go up a couple of times.

But Nan Xu seemed to be really in his bedroom.He just sat in Zhou Lili's position, looking at himself with a calm expression, more beautiful than Schrodinger's two-dimensional wife, as good-looking as a paper man.

Nan Xu said: "It's fine if you win."

Li Yuexi sat on the bed in a daze: "Why are you here?"

Nan Xu said, "I'll bring you medicine."

Li Yuexi finally recognized the fact that [the senior Xindong came to his dormitory].He wanted to get out of bed in a panic, and asked the two roommates: "My senior is here, why didn't you notify me?"

Xue Ding complained, "I informed you, but you ignored me!"

Nan Xu asked, "Can you come down by yourself?"

The bed in the dormitory is on the bed and under the table, and you have to climb up and down the bed.Li Yuexi's uninjured foot had already stepped on the crossbar, and when she heard Nan Xu's question, she put it back again: "Maybe... not really."

Tang Lingchu:?

Schrödinger: That's not what you said when you first came upstairs.

Nan Xu walked to the side and opened his hands: "Come."

Li Yuexi spurned herself, turned around and put her arms around Nan Xu's neck.

Nan Xu was taken aback.His original intention was to help Li Yuexi down, so what did Li Yuexi want to hug?

In fact, it's not even a hug, Li Yuexi just hugged him to borrow strength, and the hugging position lasted for only half a second. Straight men didn't think there was anything wrong after seeing it. This kind of hugging is too common in boys' dormitories up.

"Thank you, senior."

Why did the junior's face turn red again? "No. This is my roommate, Marco Po."

Li Yuexi answered subconsciously: "Luo?"

"It's Marco Po."

"No Luo." Marco Po laughed, "It seems that you usually beat the king."

Li Yuexi said: "It's okay, I don't have so much time to play, I play for an hour or two a day. Senior, do you usually play games?"

Nan Xu calmly said, "No fight."

Marco Po looked at Nan Xu in shock.

Li Yuexi was a little disappointed.He plays basketball, but the seniors don't; he plays games, but the seniors don't;They really don't match up at all.

Li Yuexi mingled in a lot of game forums, and read countless "wife won't let me play games", "girlfriend said I play games is not doing business", "krypton two 648, my wife melted all my holy relics in a fit of anger" class posts.

It's wrong for a man to value games more than his wife's family, he said first.But if you want to prevent such incidents, the best way is to find a wife with the same hobbies, and no one needs to make concessions.Doing what you like with the people you like is double the happiness.

However, if it is Nan Xu, he can also be doubled in happiness.The other half of the happiness can be made up for by enjoying the beauty.

"The medicine is for external application. I asked a professor from the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine to prepare the prescription. It should help your sprain." Nan Xu said, "We're going back."

Li Yuexi: "So fast?!"

"Otherwise what else can we do?"

His roommates are all there, so he can't do anything - but even if no one is there, he can't do much. "Senior, I'll take you... let's go downstairs."

Marco Po said: "Is there anything to give here. Could it be that there are really evil spirits in your building?"

Xue Ding said nervously: "It really is."

"What the hell?"

Tang Lingchu explained: "In the past few days, in the public toilets in the corridor, after the lights are turned off, there are miserable cries, mixed with whispers..."

Li Yuexi said: "The last time Xue Ding went to the bathroom outside, he was so scared that his slippers ran away."

Marco Po was dubious: "No way, you must have heard it wrong."

Xue Ding: "Yueyue also heard it once!"

Li Yuexi nodded.Xue Ding said again: "It is said that before our school was built, this place used to be a cemetery."

Marco Po said: "Is every school a cemetery before? I have this saying in elementary school, junior high school, and high school."

Nan Xu asked Li Yuexi, "Are you afraid?"

Li Yuexi hesitated for a moment, and said, "I'm a little bit afraid. The main thing is that voice, it's really infiltrating. Senior, are you afraid of ghosts?"

Nan Xu wanted to laugh a little: "I'm fine."

"I'm afraid of ghosts, but ghosts haven't hurt me at all; I'm not afraid of people, but people hurt me all over." Marco Po said, "People are scarier than ghosts these days."

As soon as the door of 438 was closed, Marco Po sighed: "The dormitory of the school grass is indeed unusual, but the unusual method is different from what I thought."

Nan Xu said, "It's quite interesting."

"By the way, why did you tell Li Yuexi that you don't play games?"

Nan Xu said, "To save his life."

"Lest he die at an early age."

Since Li Yuexi wanted to continue pretending, he didn't need to expose it.This is not a matter of long face, Li Yuexi should not want others to know.

Let's preserve Li Yuexi's dignity for the time being, although because of Li Yuexi's various actions, he has no way to rest quietly and recuperate according to the doctor's orders during this period.

If he really couldn't get sick, it wouldn't be too much to catch the little liar to accompany him in bed.