The Slave Online Dating Guide

On Saturday, the semi-finals of the Academy Cup kicked off.Without waiting for Nanxu to talk, Marcopo offered to watch the competition: "Communications vs Architecture, whether it is a battle of revenge or the defense of the throne, depends on today!"

Nan Xu was a little surprised: "I didn't see you so active in last year's competition."

Marco Bo said: "The main reason is that this year the Ministry of Sports organized a quiz with prizes. If you succeed in the quiz, you will be eligible for the lucky draw. The fifth prize is a water cup, and the special prize is a mobile phone."

Nan Xu saw through it at a glance: "Gambling dog."

"Hey, you don't understand the joy of betting on dogs."

Nan Xu asked, "Which one did you bet on?"

Marcopo didn't even think about it: "That must be a bet on our college."

"But if the building wins, you will be eligible for the lottery, and the junior will be happy." Nan Xu said, "You can hedge it."

Marcopo was puzzled: "It doesn't matter to me whether the junior will be happy or not."

Nan Xu realized that he had also committed the problem of judging others by himself: "Don't bother with me, you press according to your ideas."

There are many more people in the arena than when they came last time, it can be said that there are no empty seats.This time, the couple who didn't quarrel gave way to them temporarily, and they could only stand and watch.

Marco Po was blocked by the people in front of him, and his neck stretched long, but Nan Xu could easily overlook the entire stand.

5 minutes before the game, both sides entered the field.The little liar had no expression on his face, and seemed a little nervous.

Li Yuexi was doing warm-up exercises, and a voice came from the stands: "Li Yuexi!"

It's Chubby from tennis class.Xiaopang can no longer be called Xiaopang, her weight loss is very effective, and now she is not even slightly fat.

Li Yuexi raised his hand: "Hi."

Xiaopang's face was flushed, and he shouted amidst the noisy voices: "Come on!"

The referee blows the whistle, and the game officially begins——

More than an hour later, the cheers from the School of Architecture almost toppled the roof of the venue.Li Yuexi hugged his teammates together, as happy as a two-hundred-pound child.

Marcopo said sadly: "That's it, the academy didn't win, and I didn't qualify for the lottery. You are right,

I should hedge.Went away and went to eat. "

Nan Xu said, "Wait less."

Nanxu waited until Li Yuexi left the stage before preparing to leave.Not long after, he received a WeChat message from Li Yuexi.

[Orange Right Leap: Senior, I won! ! ! [Biceps]】

[Narrative: Congratulations. 】

Five minutes later, he arrived at the QQ message again.

[Shiranui Yue: Brother Ye, my boyfriend won the basketball game, my boyfriend is still the mvp~^.^]

[Yu You: Great. 】

It seems that in the mind of the little liar, brother Yewang is 10 minutes behind the senior.But judging by his tone, he seemed to be more enthusiastic about Brother Yewang.

A girl with mid-length hair in a jersey walked towards her. It was Chu Lin from the same class and Lin from the same team.

She greeted Nan Xu: "Brother Xu, it's really rare to see you outside of class. It's a pity in today's competition, and the three consecutive communications championships are gone. But the school girl is so handsome, she is indeed my ideal type .”

However, when you were in the third row a few days ago, you were still asking for your ideal type's opinion, asking him which hair removal cream to buy in summer.

Nan Xu asked her: "I don't know if Huoyue sent you a message."

"I don't know, I haven't looked at my phone much. I'll take a look." Chu Lin opened QQ, "I really posted: Sister, my boyfriend won the basketball game, and my boyfriend is still the mvp~ Add another emoji. She's so cute, as expected of my sister."

Nan Xu: ...

The message that Shiranhuoyue sent to Lin was almost exactly the same as the one sent to Yu You, but the title was changed, and it looked like a copy and paste.

"When did she post it?"

"3 minutes ago."

Yes, earlier than Yu You.Should he be glad that the senior is still in the first place?

After winning against the opponent they wanted to win the most, the members of the academy team celebrated well.I didn't go to any high-end places, but I ate meat and drank heavily at the food stalls near the school.

At the end of the show, Li Yuexi was floating when she walked, feeling that the sky was spinning and the earth was spinning.A group of boys supported each other and staggered back to the dormitory.

It was late at night, and the lights in the dormitory were turned off.Li Yuexi felt nauseous in her stomach, and went to the public restroom to vomit.

After vomiting, he was dizzy.The washroom is connected to the laundry room, and there are two low benches next to the washing machine.Li Yuexi moved a small bench and sat next to the washing machine, squinting at the phone.

Lin replied to his message a few hours ago, but he hasn't come to look at it yet.

[lin: ah ah ah congratulations!I also watched the basketball game today. Although the team I supported lost, my male god won.Let me tell you sister, my male god is super handsome, next time I will take a photo and send it to you. 】

He also has a male god. Lin's male god is super handsome, and his male god is super beautiful.

Li Yuexi wanted to send a WeChat message to the male god.He was so drunk that he saw double images, and he made mistakes when he typed a few words.He didn't know where he had the guts to make a voice call.

Nan Xu picked up the phone with a low and tired voice: "Li Yuexi?"

"Are you asleep?"

"It's gone now." Nan Xu said, "Is there something wrong?"

"I seem to be drunk."

"Do you have honey with you, you can drink some water. Or, I'll send it to you now."

"Senior," Li Yuexi muttered, "You look so good-looking, you...you have to be responsible to me."

Nan Xu was startled, then laughed: "Is there any necessary relationship between the two?"

Li Yuexi touched the porcelain confidently: "Yes, good-looking people should be responsible to me."

"why?"

"Because you saw me."

Looks really drunk. "Where are you now, I'll find you."

"I'm at...the place where you hugged me last time." Li Yuexi raised his head, and was caught off guard when he saw a half-person coming out of the toilet crying, so startled that he hung up the voice.

Wang Haoyu's eyes and nose were red: "Brother Yue, what are you doing sitting next to the washing machine?"

Oh, it turned out that there was only one person, and the remaining half were ghosts.

"It's you again." Li Yuexi woke up halfway from the shock, and his vision became clear, "Are you still constipated?"

"Okay." Wang Haoyu sighed, "But my girlfriend still wants to break up with me."

Although the constipation is gone, the girlfriend is gone. There really is no such thing as the best of both worlds.

Li Yuexi moved another small bench opposite her: "If you feel uncomfortable, just sit down and talk, and I'll listen."

Wang Haoyu sat down on the bench.Li Yuexi asked: "By the way, why did your girlfriend break up with you?"

Wang Haoyu wiped away his tears and said, "Because I am a king who can beat me well."

Li Yuexi said "Oh" without commenting.

"She said that every time she and I lined up, I knew that I would choose Cai Wenji and Yao to follow her. They didn't know how to look at the field of vision and didn't take damage. They didn't have any consciousness at all. The other girls were all taken away by their boyfriends. She was dragged to death by me. She has already dropped from Xingyaoyi to diamond because of me, she has had enough."

Li Yuexi said slowly, "I think it's not your girlfriend's fault."

Wang Haoyu was indignant: "But I have always been very kind to her except for cheating her in games!"

Li Yuexi understands the reason: "Everyone has different standards for choosing a mate. Some people like humorous ones, some people like good-looking ones, some people like sports-loving ones, and some like academic masters. Then we... I Is it wrong to say that your girlfriend prefers to play games well?"

Wang Haoyu was gradually brainwashed: "Is she wrong?"

"Some people break up because of personality differences, some people break up because of different views, some people break up because two people have different tastes, and some people break up because of the different temperature requirements of the air conditioner in summer. Then she broke up with you because you play games, she has Is it wrong?"

Wang Haoyu was heartbroken: "She was right! It was me who was wrong!"

"That's right, you're not strong enough! You can become the wild king first, and then chase her back."

Wang Haoyu asked seriously: "Brother Yue, do you think I have the qualifications to become a wild king?"

Li Yuexi also looked at him seriously: "I think you have."

Wang Haoyu was overjoyed: "Then what kind of jungler should I practice first?"

Li Yuexi hooked his shoulder: "You can practice Mamahaha first, no matter what hero is opposite, just take it away."

"Who is Mamahaha? Is there such a hero among the kings?"

"On the number one, I'll teach you."

Wang Haoyu was grateful: "Brother Yue, I love you so much."

Li Yuexi: "..." I have to say that straight men are much more open than him.

Wang Haoyu's account is in the WeChat area.At this time, Li Yuexi was not afraid that his father would be online, so he joined the WeChat account and Wang Haoyu's duo.

His rank in the WeChat area is still diamond, and Wang Haoyu is platinum.This level of the game is not easy to win.

"First of all, you take an ID that looks like a wild king at first glance. Do you have a name change card?"

"There's only one. Brother Yue, what do you think I'll change my name to Wild King?"

Li Yuexi thought of Yu You, Lin and the others called Yu You "Brother Xu".He got inspiration from it: "For example, you can order three water, sue."

"oh oh."

Li Yuexi wanted Wang Haoyu to split the [Hao] in his name into two halves, but the idiot changed the name to [Three Points of Water Announcement].

By the way, how do you pronounce [簵]?

Li Yuexi was silent for a long time, then compromised: "It's okay."

Li Yuexi is confident that he will lead Wang Haoyu to lie down and win, and start the ranking.He asked Wang Haoyu to choose Na Ke Lulu, and he chose Yao, so that he could follow him and watch him operate.

Wang Haoyu was eager to try: "Brother Yue, what should I do?"

"Mamahaha... Nako Lulu usually starts with a blue buff. Let's look at the opposing lineup first. The jungler Han Xin assists Cai Wenji. There is a high probability that they will not come against the blue. You play, and I will help you see the vision."

Wang Haoyu said nervously: "I feel so difficult, can I really do it?"

"Don't worry, with an assistant like me, you can win with a tethered dog in the wild."

After the fourth level, Li Yuexi asked Wang Haoyu to grasp the confrontation road.Wang Haoyu walked towards the river naively, but was called back by Li Yuexi: "Han Xin's vision is not missing, it is very likely that he squatted on you. You go around."

The two came to the grass on the confrontation road. Li Yuexi saw that the time was almost up, and said, "Go!"

"But that's Arthur, he's so meaty."

"Arthur is only level three, you are already level four, what are you afraid of. Take off, Mamahaha!"

Nakolulu's big move took off, and she threw herself on the little soldier. With one set of skills, Arthur only lost a third of his blood.Arthur took the late Han Xin to take the opportunity to counterattack, while our top laner Dharma watched the excitement timidly.

【enemy double kill】

Looking at the corpses of Na Ke Lulu and Yao, Li Yuexi was dumbfounded.Is this the charm of noble platinum?

[Angry Niuwan [Dharma]: Can Nako Lulu and Yao leave it alone? 】

This is just the beginning.

【enemykillingspree (enemy killings!)】

【enemyrampage (enemy kills like hemp!)】

【enemyunstoppable (the enemy is unstoppable!)】

Li Yuexi: ... outrageous.

Lu Ban No. [-], the shooter from the side, showed his head to clear the line, and was surrounded by three people on the opposite side.Wang Haoyu saw it and ran to support him.

Li Yuexi: "You're going to give it away. We pushed the middle tower while they were on it."

Wang Haoyu: "Then I can't just ignore death!"

Li Yuexi: "..."

Wang Haoyu successfully attracted hatred, and was chased and killed by the opposite Han Xin from the top lane to the middle lane.Li Yuexi pushed the tower hard like a Yao, and when she saw Wang Haoyu leading Han Xin to her direction, she hesitated for a moment, and got on Wang Haoyu's body.

As long as Wang Haoyu's operation is full, it is not impossible to fight back.

Two seconds later, [enemygodlike (the enemy has swept away thousands of troops!)]

If he is guilty, please let the law punish him, instead of letting him witness this hot-eyed operation with his own eyes.

Na Ke Lulu is dead, and Li Yuexi, a non-passive Yao, can basically declare death without teammates.

And at first glance, Han Xin on the other side is not a platinum-level jungler, he must be playing a trumpet to enjoy the pleasure of abuse.

Han Xin has displacement skills, and he wants to catch Yao easily.But he just doesn't catch, he just plays.

[(All) pass by [Han Xin] chicly: Yaoyao, give me a dance, and I'll let you go. 】

[(All) Ju Youyue [Yao]: Get lost. 】

[(All) pass by [Han Xin] chicly: Then there is no other way. 】

Han Xin took away the bloody Yao with a set of skills, and then kept pressing the return button next to Yao's body to taunt.

Li Yuexi narrowed her eyes and said to Wang Haoyu, "Give me the phone, and we will exchange it."

After getting his natal hero, Wang Haoyu immediately felt a sense of security: "Sure enough, Yaoyao is suitable for me."

Nakolulu's economy lags behind Han Xin by a large amount, and the time for revenge has not yet come.Han Xin came to torture vegetables with the intention of killing people, and he went up when he caught someone, especially against Yao, and he didn't bring any wires.

Li Yuexi took the line to brush the wild and push the tower, and caught people at the right time, and the economy quickly caught up.

"Hao, go show your vision and bring Han Xin over."

Han Xin followed Yao to the river, only to hear a bird cry, and something fell down.With two snaps, he was gone.

[(all) three-point water report [Na Ke Lulu]: That's it? 】

[(All) pass by [Han Xin] chicly: Nako Lulu, just wait for me. 】

【killingspree】

【rampage】

【unstoppable】

Li Yuexi flew over Han Xin's body again on a bird, and Han Xin finally broke out.

[(All) pass by [Han Xin]: Na Ke Lulu, have you never won? 】

[(All) Three-point water report [Na Ke Lulu]: What level are you, I still want to be angry with you? 】

After the field assistant exchange, Li Yuexi easily led his teammates to win the game.Wang Haoyu said excitedly: "I seem to have realized something. Brother Yue, let's play another game."

Li Yuexi resolutely declined: "No, no, I have a stomachache, so I have to vomit. By the way, how long have you been dating your girlfriend?"

"It's been a year since freshman year."

"Then you also played games together for a year?"

"correct."

Li Yuexi patted Wang Haoyu's shoulder and said deeply: "Your girlfriend must love you very much."