The Slave Online Dating Guide

After Wang Haoyu left the teacher, Li Yuexi's happiness returned.

It’s been a long time since Li Yuexi finished scoring with his teammates who are evenly matched. Li Yuexi shouted in the team group after finishing “how to judge whether a bed is good or bad” and “what kind of bed is good for the human body to sleep on”.

[Shiranui Huoyue: Woohoo, I finally don't have to force my brother with vegetables!Sisters, let's go in five rows! 】

[Squad Leader: We have lost three and two in the past few days, and we have been overtaken by Tsinghua University again, so angry. 】

[Shiranuoyue: Why is there a lack of two?Is it because I am so awesome that one person is worth two? 】

[Squad leader: Because brother Xu was also abducted by you to the WeChat area. [Smile]】

[Shiranhuoyue: Don't panic, I'll take you back today. @余又, @lin, @angelabelly, are you all there? 】

【Lin: You still know how to come back. [white eyes]]

[An Qi pulls her stomach: I've been waiting for Sister Yueyue for a long time! 】

[Yu You: Yes. 】

[Lin: Let's have a five-tiger general first, how about the strong momentum! 】

Five Tiger Generals is a series of skins in the king, corresponding to the five tiger generals in history: Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong, Zhao Yun and Ma Chao.

[Shiranhuoyue: But there is no mid laner among the five generals. 】

[Lin: Young people, don't be too rigid about the lineup. The five tiger generals have at least four positions, which is better than the two mid laners Xiao Qiao and Dudu.I don't even know the meaning of this couple skin. 】

[Shiranhuoyue: Okay, anyway, the team points are lost, not my stars. (bushi)]

【Squad leader: [Do you think you are very humorous.jpg]】

[Lin: The team's points can't be lost, let's go to the same city match. 】

In this round, they were matched with a team of five teams from the same first-tier cities, and Li Yuexi's pressure came up all at once.

Not to mention that city, even the people of that province are ranked first or second in any game they play. A province with a large GDP and a large number of people, their municipalities can't compare.

Lin said earnestly: "Comrades, the opportunity to win glory for the city has come."

Angela Stomach: "Laughing, they also use a series of skins, and they don't have a mid laner."

On the opposite side are the animal skins of [avoiding evil, regulating yin and yang], namely Hua Mulan, Kai, Baili Xuance, Baili Shouyue and Su Lie.Just looking at the lineup, no one is qualified to laugh at anyone.

Lin beats Zhang Fei, Angela beats Huang Zhong, squad leader beats Ma Chao, Li Yuexi and Nan Xu are Guan Yu and Zhao Yun respectively.Five people in a row, with skins of the same series, really looks quite imposing.

The ambition of the five tigers is still there, and they will fight the reincarnation of the century again!

There is no boy who doesn't like Guan Yunchang who is righteous and thin.Guan Yu is a hero who can create miracles among the kings, but if he does not operate properly, he may be forced to become an inner ghost and become the engine of his own team.

Unless his teammates cooperate with each other tacitly, Li Yuexi seldom takes Guan Yu as a hero.

This time, standing beside Li Yuexi were all teammates he was familiar with, so there was nothing to fear from him.

Angel pulled her stomach: "Brother Xu, can you give me the next red?"

Nanxu: "You take it. Yueyue, pay attention to your status."

Lin: "I'm on my way back, take care of your stomach."

Li Yuexi: "Baili missed the appointment, I will make a note of the time."

Squad leader: "You can enter the red zone on the opposite side, can Yueyue bypass it?"

Li Yuexi: "Come right away."

……

After being wasted by the glory of the king for a few days, Li Yuexi once again experienced the beauty of competitive games.

The communication is silky smooth, the operation is smooth, and the coordination is beautiful.The field is changing rapidly, and every detail may influence the victory.

There is no harm without comparison.He could swear to Tang Lingchu's patriarch tablet that if he doubles up with Cai Bi, he will be a dog.

Li Yuexi's Guan Yu circled behind them, and they lost one person in the frontal team battle, and their blood volume was very low, so they had to retreat first to save their lives.

At this time, Li Yuexi said: "I'm ready to enter the arena!"

As soon as he gave an order, the four teammates turned around and fought back without the slightest hesitation.Li Yuexi pushed and pushed four, single-killing Baili and keeping the contract.

Under the protection of Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong set up a cannon on the spot, blasting the opponent until there was only blood left. Zhao Yun and Ma Chao then entered the field to complete the harvest.

Squad leader: "Brothers, it's a wave!"

Li Yuexi said excitedly: "I love it, this is a fucking game."

Angela still couldn't get enough of her stomach: "Let's play another game, and use the 'Shake the Heaven and Earth, Shake the Universe' Wuyue Skin!"

Lin: "Wait a minute. My husband is broadcasting publicly, and he is still the king of broadcasting. I'm so fucking happy! I'm going to lick my face, goodbye."

Li Yuexi: "No way, I just had a good time and you leave? Listen to my advice, the husband changes every month, and there is only one sister."

Lin: "It's been a year since I've been this husband, and I'm still in love."

Li Yuexi: "Who is your husband?"

Lin: "Look at the team group."

Lin threw a link in the team group.Li Yuexi clicked in, and a boy appeared on the screen.

The boy has an exquisite world-weary face, a few strands of hair are dyed dark blue, and he is wearing a sweater-style team uniform that is two sizes too large. In the live broadcast room that is popular with millions of people, he has no expression at all.

[Shiranuoyue: Damn, when did Shine come to fight the king? des closed down? 】

Shine is one of Li Yuexi's favorite e-sports players.He is a few months younger than Li Yuexi, and is a professional player in the fps (No.1 shooting) game [Destination], or des for short.

Li Yuexi likes him mainly because he is handsome, skilled, cold and cool.Li Yuexi has seen too many sand sculptures, if he wants to be a fan, he will be a fan of Brother Ku.

When des first opened its server, Li Yuexi played for a summer vacation and reached the top 500 on the ladder with a single shot.

Later, because of his busy studies, client games and console games took too much time, and mobile games gradually took up most of his free time.

He seldom plays games, but he still watches games occasionally.Recently, the des league has just finished the finals, and it is still in the offseason.

[lin: des is down for maintenance for six hours today, Shine owes more than 100 hours of live broadcast time, so it can only broadcast other debts.You can see how reluctant he is by looking at his cold face. 】

[Shiranuoyue: Excuse me, does Shine ever have a good face? 】

Li Yuexi rewarded Shine with all the remaining money in the live broadcast account. Shine is choosing a hero, and the barrage is all about the hero's name.Because he is a professional player of fps games, many people use Baili to keep the contract.

Shine looked up and glanced at the barrage, found Baili Shouyue and selected it, and then clicked on the hero skill introduction to quickly browse it.

This is the first time for Li Yuexi to watch Shine live broadcast mobile games.His operation method is different from that of most players. The positions of the skill and direction dials have been changed, and every finger is used as much as possible, which is dazzling.

At the end of the round, Li Yuexi switched back to the QQ interface, and saw Xiao Ma crossing the river complaining in the team group.

[Little Horse Crossing the River: I can't take it anymore, Shine is a fps player playing what kind of king! 】

[I don't know Huoyue: How do you say this? 】

【Little Horse Crossing the River: My dear was bewitched by him, and insisted that I learn his manipulation techniques. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: Yes, but not necessary. Shine, he has never played a king before, so he can play whatever he wants, and it doesn't matter if he changes positions with his big move and second skill.You are used to your own style of play, and learning from him will only result in negative growth. 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: But Tiancha said he was so handsome in that way. [crying]]

It’s time to speak with pictures again.

Li Yuexi randomly took a screenshot in Shine's live broadcast room, and then posted a certain comedian's face on it.

[Shiranui: [picture]]

[Shiranui Huyue: Show her this and ask her if she still thinks it's handsome. 】

[Yu You: @小马跑河]

Marco Po really sent a picture of Li Yuexi's P to a full cup of sweet tea.

Marco Po: "Bao, it's not the operation that's handsome, it's Shine's face. Let's not learn from him, okay?"

A cup full of sweet tea: "Not good. You don't even want to change the way you operate for me, how dare you say you love me?"

Marco Po: "But this one has to be practiced from scratch."

A cup full of sweet tea coquettishly said: "Then you can practice. I want to see your four-finger operation when I am running around in summer vacation~"

Marcopo compromised in a second: "Well, well, practice, practice."

Nan Xu went back to the dormitory.Last time he moved, he left some things in the dormitory that he didn't need temporarily, and he planned to move them all out today.

Marcopo looked as if he had been tortured, as if he had aged ten years: "shine, my enemy for life."

Nan Xu asked, "How are you practicing?"

Marcopo said in pain: "All my trumpets have been blocked, but I really didn't act!"

Nan Xu said indifferently, "It serves you right."

"Do you have a number to lend me?"

"No, go away."

Marcopo had no choice but to rent an account on the account rental platform: "shine has caused me so much misery..."

Nan Xu said: "It's nothing to do with shine. Hitting the king with a cup of sweet tea is to satisfy your vanity, and you are beating the king to flirt with your sister, and you are doing it yourself."

"Why do you want to speak for Shine?" Marco Po said incredulously, "You don't like him too, do you?"

Nan Xu was noncommittal, and only said: "I've seen him shoot Des, the gun is very accurate. I don't know that Huoyue and Lin are both his fans."

"I used to be too." Marco Po said, "but now I'm his black fan."

"……ill."

Nan Xu packed his things and ignored Marco Po.Marco Po rented an account full of heroes and skins. The rank is quite high, 24 yuan for 100 hours, and he can play in the peak game and ranking.

Marco Po doesn't want to cheat people in the rankings, and honestly matches and trains heroes. "By the way, Lao Wang next door is celebrating his birthday tomorrow night, so let's go out for dinner, will you go?"

"Don't go."

Marco Po said, "I knew it."

Nan Xu stopped what he was doing, and said slowly: "Last time you said that two people usually go out on a date to eat, watch movies, and do things."

"correct."

Nan Xu asked, "What if it's a date at home?"

Marcopo smiled slyly: "Then there is nothing left to do."

The author has something to say: Yueyue is still a sweet little sun even if he is closed, he is more open in front of his seniors, his physical contact is just as casual as a straight man, and it doesn’t matter if they take a bath together, since they are all boys anyway, and then To be beeped——(bushi)

ps: I made up the fps game randomly, it doesn't exist in reality.