The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi didn't understand Nan Xu's words at first, but later, when he recalled Nan Xu's performance during this period, he understood everything.

It's shocking enough that Yu Youchao took the initiative to make an offline appointment with his father.Putting these three things on Nan Xu is even more inconceivable.

Nan Xu liked him so much that he could do this.What about him, can he accept Nan Xu's love?

Li Yuexi was a little scared and a little worried.With the misunderstanding last time, he is very clear about his virtues, on the surface he treats him like a male god and chases after him, liking each bite.But when he found out that Nan Xu was not the male god he had imagined, his heart skipped a beat, and he even became a Buddha right away on Nan Xu's bed.

Suppose he and Nan Xu are together, and one day in the future he finds that Nan Xu is different from what he imagined, will he be shocked and collapse again and let go?

He doesn't worry about himself like this.Before he gets rid of this bad habit, he is not worthy of Nan Xu's liking.

Li Yuexi made up her mind and said, "Thank you brother for liking me, but I can't date you online now."

Nan Xu asked, "Aren't you single?"

Li Yuexi: "Single stay single, I don't like online dating..."

Nan Xu: "Then run now."

Li Yuexi feels that there is a big difference between her three-dimensional and two-dimensional images.I don't know that Huoyue is cute and cute, but Li Yuexi is a real macho.Nan Xu currently only likes him in Two-dimensional.

A picture of the two of them rushing appeared in his mind—after Nan Xu was astonished, he said with a complicated expression: "I thought it was your soft boy, but I didn't expect you to be so tall, strong, strong and have abdominal muscles. I think I Can't."

By that time, they probably won't even have to be brothers.

Li Yuexi thought wildly, the two were successfully matched and entered the hero selection interface.Li Yuexi was not fast enough, and both the mid laner and the shooter were selected first by his teammates.Nan Xu wants to play assassin, but he doesn't want to play support, so only the top laner is left.He wanted to play a hero who tested his skills, so he chose Hua Mulan after a long absence.Nan Xu chose Yun Zhongjun.

Li Yuexi rarely saw Nan Xu playing Yun Zhongjun, and asked: "Brother, why do you suddenly want to play this hero, Yun Zhongjun's version is a bit scraping."

Nan Xu: "It is said that the next version will be strengthened, let's practice first."

When the remaining teammate saw Yun Zhongjun appearing, he immediately chose Yao.Li Yuexi doesn't care much about the background story of the king, and knows that Yao and Yun Zhongjun have a lot of connections in the setting.

[Xiao Xiaoman: Does brother Yun Zhongjun have a CP? 】

The summer vacation is here, and the Canyon of Kings is full of elementary school students from cpdd, and I don’t know if they have finished their summer homework.

Li Yuexi dared to bet on Marcobo's marriage that Nan Xu would not care about Yao.

[Yu You: Not now. 】

Li Yuexi: ...I'm sorry Marco Po.

【Xiao Xiaoman: Neither do I.Is my brother in CP? 】

[Yu You: No. 】

【Little Man: T^T】

【Xiao Xiaoman: Then brother, can you protect Yaoyao in this round? 】

Nan Xu didn't speak again, but at the last second before entering the game, he replaced Lord Yunzhong with King Lanling.

King Lanling is one of the assassins who least need support and heels.The core of King Lanling is stealth and cutting people, and it is easy for assistants to follow him to expose their vision, and it is a waste of resources.And in the setting of the king, King Lanling has CP.

Li Yuexi didn't expect that Nanxu would re-elect Lanling King. His Hua Mulan used a Valentine's Day limited skin, as did Nanxu's Lanling King.When two people in the team use a series of skins, a hidden little easter egg will be triggered.

King Lanling: "We will make great opponents."

Hua Mulan: "Those who dare not reveal their true face are not qualified to be my opponents."

[Shiranuoyue [Hua Mulan]: Brother, you don't practice heroes anymore? 】

[Yu You [King of Lanling]: No practice.Chasing you is more important. 】

[Xiao Xiaoman [Yao]: Playing tricks on me? 】

When the summer vacation came, Li Yuexi's fairly regular schedule was completely messed up.In the evening, after playing the king and playing Des, he then browsed the forum and videos. He didn't go to bed until two or three in the morning, and he could eat lunch directly when he woke up.

Nan Xu said "Morning" to him on Penguin a few hours ago, and Li Yuexi replied while brushing his teeth: [Morning, brother. 】

[Yu You: Go to bed earlier next time. 】

If you don't stay up late during summer vacation, is it still called summer vacation?Li Yuexi responded well, thinking: Impossible, I will dare next time.

Father Li went to make money, and Li Yuexi was the only one in the family.He originally wanted to order takeaway, but when he saw that there were a lot of ingredients in the refrigerator, he suddenly wanted to cook a meal.His culinary skills only include cooking noodles, unlike Nan Xu, who can cook dishes with S difficulty level.

[Yu You: Fighting in the afternoon? 】

【Shiranuoyue: Yes, let me make a meal to feed myself first. 】

[Yu You: What are you going to cook. 】

Li Yuexi took a photo and sent it to Nan Xu.

[Shiranui Yue: There are these things in the refrigerator, what can I cook? 】

Nan Xu dialed a voice call, and Li Yuexi took a deep breath on the air conditioner, deeply understanding why social fear refused to answer the phone.It feels like a difference between making a phone call and communicating with text.

After a few days of buffering, he can almost talk to Nan Xu normally in the game.But once he is out of the game and asked to talk to Nan Xu, his scalp will still feel numb and his toes will pick the ground.

Li Yuexi took two sips of milk to embolden herself, and connected the voice: "What's the matter, bro."

Nanxu: "Teach you how to cook."

Li Yuexi asked: "How do you know that I can't cook?"

Nan Xu: "Guess." As long as Li Yuexi has cooked a few times, the last time I went to his house to see a few home-cooked dishes he made, I would not be surprised.

Li Yuexi: "Well, I really don't know much about it."

Nan Xu: "I saw fresh squid flowers, you can stir-fry them with green peppers."

Li Yuexi was eager to try: "What should I do."

Nanxu: "First take out the squid and defrost it."

Li Yuexi: "Brother, wait, I'll go back to the room and take off the earphones."

Nan Xu heard footsteps getting further and further away.Little Liar runs really fast, in every sense of the word.

Li Yuexi put his phone aside, and listened to Nan Xu's instructions on cooking step by step with his earphones on.

"Finally, thicken with starch."

Li Yuexi asked: "What is Thickening Gorgon?"

Nan Xu was silent for a moment, then laughed softly.

Li Yuexi said depressedly: "I don't know what a shameful thing it is to thicken the corn."

"It's not shameful." Nan Xu said, "It's cute."

I beg you to stop calling me cute, or you will be disappointed when we meet.

Li Yuexi felt that it was necessary to give Nan Xu a shot: "Brother, I'm not a little boy. There is a big gap between me in reality and in the game."

Really, he felt that there was no difference between Shi Zhihuoyue and Li Yuexi.

Nan Xu: "How should I say it?"

Li Yuexi tried to hint at Nan Xu: "Have you watched your school's basketball game? I also play basketball, and I am about the same size as them."

Nan Xu breathed a smile: "I saw that they are very tall. So, you are 1.9 meters?"

Li Yuexi said vaguely: "Almost."

"just."

"just?"

"I'm [-] meters, I should stand with you."

Li Yuexi: "..." I believe you are a ghost.

Under Nanxu's remote guidance, Li Yuexi made an edible meal.After dinner, he turned on the computer and saw Pony crossing the river, oh, it was Marco Po who went crazy in the team group.From 99+ messages, he roughly extracted the reason for Marco Po's madness.

In order to get out of the shadow of overturned online dating, Marco Po decided to find a new love.As usual, he cpdd in the lobby to play Yao's loli voice, and he found the love voice in his dream as he wished.The voice of the new CP can be sweet to the heart, poking his fetish more than a cup full of sweet tea.

Ma Kebo thought that he was about to usher in the second spring of online dating, so he took out his natal shooter to bring his sister sweetly.The entire Canyon of Kings was filled with pink love bubbles, until his new CP suddenly sneered, and said in a sickly voice: "It's only been a few days since we broke up and I can't wait to bring my sister, you're looking for death, baby."

In Marcopo's words, he was so frightened that he almost threw his phone out of the window.

[Squad leader: Shit, this ladyboy is too disgusting, why is he still haunted. [vomiting][vomiting]]

【Little Horse Crossing the River: I don't think I dare cpdd anymore in my life. [crying]]

[Little Horse Crossing the River: This shadow is too fucking big. 】

[Squad leader: Shemale biss. 】

[Angela's belly: pat the horse's head, I think you should change districts. 】

[Little Ma Crossing the River: Why, I have charged up to vip10 on that number.It's bad enough that I was cheated by the Internet, but I still have to abandon my account because of a ladyboy.Is there still a king's law? 】

[Angela Stomach: Why don't you go back to the QQ area?I remember that your account in the QQ area was also filled with a lot of money.It just so happens that Lin is busy with her internship and has no time to play King, so you can be her stand-in. 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: I just broke up with you, and I want to be your stand-in again. I'm so miserable. [Hematemesis]]

【Shiranuoyue: Brother Ma, come back, we all miss you. 】

[Yu You: I don't want to. 】

Marco Po pretended not to see Nan Xu's speech.

【Little Horse Crossing the River: Sure enough, girls will hurt people.I'm coming right now. 】

Li Yuexi logged into the game, built a five-row room, and brought Nan Xu in first.

[Yu You: Remember to turn on the voice changer. 】

[Shiranuoyue: I almost forgot. 】

Li Yuexi was about to turn on the voice changer when she suddenly regretted it.

Why did he pretend to be his sister in the first place?It's because he wants to hug his thigh.Now that the thigh has accepted his boyish status, he still pretends to be a P.

[Shiranhuoyue: Brother, I don't want to lie to them anymore, and I don't want to keep pretending to be a girl. 】

[Yu You: Well, what are you going to do. 】

[Shiranui Yue: Apologize and confess in the group, make compensation, and then leave the group. 】

[Yu You: Except for the four members of the fixed team, you rarely talk to other people in the team group.Just apologize in the group.Compensation and resignation are unnecessary. 】

[Shiranuoyue: I'd better retreat [wry smile] Look at the attitude of the squad leader and Brother Xiao Ma towards the transvestites, I'm afraid that if I stay, I will really be hanged and beaten. 】

[Yu You: No. 】

Lin was nowhere to be seen all day, and it was only at 11 o'clock in the evening that he was bubbling in the small group.

[Lin: Just got off work. [collapsed]]

【Angela Stomach: So late? ! 】

[Lin: No way.If you are not ruthless in moving bricks today, your position will be unstable tomorrow. 】

【Lin: Yueyue, how did you think about the deputy team I mentioned last time? 】

Li Yuexi thinks it's time.

[Shiranui Yue: Everyone, I have something I want to tell you. 】

【Angela Stomach: Yueyue is a little bit serious. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: It is indeed a serious matter. 】

【Lin: Wait a minute, I'll be right back after going to the bathroom. 】

The next moment, Nan Xu received a private chat from Chu Lin.

【Lin: Is Yueyue going to make an important speech about his gender? 】

[Yu You: How do you know? 】

[Lin: The last border breakout, I saw _(:з」∠)_]

【Yu You:...】

[Lin: Don't worry, brother Xu, I won't talk about the things you want to mess with.trust me. 】

[Yu You: Thank you.you do not mind? 】

[Lin: Don't mind, gender won't affect my sisterhood towards him. 】

[Yu You: Yes. 】

【Lin: Then will I be shocked later? 】

Chapter 54

After discussing with Nan Xu, Chu Lin and Nan Xu decided to give relevant instructions to the masses before Shi Zhihuoyue delivered an important speech.She singled out the group of people except Shiranhuoyue, and said: [Yueyue is going to tell us that he is a boy, so prepare yourself. 】

【Angela belly: [Black question mark.jpg]】

[Squad Leader: What the hell? ? ? ? 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Damn it! ! ! ! 】

[Angela Stomach: Is the news reliable? 】

[Lin: Reliable, Brother Xu also knows. 】

【Little Horse Crossing the River: You all knew about it a long time ago, and you're only telling us now? ! [Crazy]]

[Yu You: Do you need to know? 】

[Lin: If he hadn't decided to confess, I wouldn't say anything now (yes, friendship is so blind) Squad leader and Xiao Ma, please try to be kind and don't scold too hard.Anyway, Yueyue has done a lot of things for the team, and it's not maliciously concealing her gender.Promise me, show him face, okay? 】

【Squad leader: ==】

【Little Horse Crossing the River: Let me slow down first...】

On the other side, Li Yuexi thought up her words and waited anxiously for Lin to come back.

[Lin: I'm back.What are you going to say, sister? 】

[Shiranui Huyue: I'm sorry, I lied to you.In order to score, I have been using a voice changer to pretend to be my sister.Through the incident of Brother Xiao Ma, I have deeply realized my mistake.I am willing to compensate each of you with five legendary skins, and I hope you can forgive me. 】

[Shiranuoyue: I kowtow to everyone ヘ(__ヘ)]

[Lin: What?My good sister is actually a boy!I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it! 】

[Angela Stomach: Really, I didn't think of it at all! 】

【Little Horse Crossing the River: I'm so surprised too! 】

【Shiranui: [˙-˙]]

Is it his illusion? Are these people a little exaggerated?

After several people were shocked, they all said: You are a boy and we have no choice but to forgive you.

Li Yuexi let go of half of her hanging heart, and the rest was because the squad leader hadn't made a statement.

[Shiranuoyue: Squad leader, if you really respond, I can quit the group right away. 】

[Squad leader: It’s fine to withdraw from the group, but there are still punishments. 】

[Squad leader: After careful consideration, I have decided to disqualify you from inheriting the vice-team position. 】

Li Yuexi was touched - woo woo woo, why are his netizens so cute.

When it went online this day, Li Yuexi saw a new couple skin was put on the shelves in King's Skin Store, and then remembered that today is Qixi Festival.He opened WeChat, thinking of sending Nan Xu a holiday blessing as a junior.

[Orange jumps to the right: Brother Xu! 】

[Remarks: Happy Chinese Valentine's Day. 】

[Ju Youyue: Damn it, it's a second faster than me! 】

[Remark: How do you plan to spend Qixi Festival. 】

[Ju Youyue: Let's play games at home, the summer in Shanghai is too hot, I will get heatstroke when I go out. _(:з」∠)_]

[Syria: Yes. 】

Li Yuexi wanted to ask Nan Xu how he spent Qixi Festival, but then he thought about it, there is no need to ask this question, Brother Ye Wang must be going to accompany Xiao Yue.

Back in the game, Li Yuexi saw Nanxu online and gave him a set of Valentine's Day skins.He invited Nan Xu into the room, and thanked him through the microphone: "Thank you for the skin, brother. Happy Qixi Festival, brother. I will send you a red envelope on QQ later."

Nan Xu said with a smile, "Let's have fun together. I have another gift for you."

Li Yuexi: "What gift?"

Nan Xu: "Give me the address."

Li Yuexi: "..."

Nan Xu: "I'm not a bad person."

Li Yuexi said slowly: "I know you are not a bad person."

Nan Xu: "Then why don't you want to."

Li Yuexi bit the bullet and said, "I'm afraid... I'm afraid that you will let the courier brother see me."

He has seen a lot of similar routines on the Internet.Order takeaways for netizens, secretly contact the rider, and ask the rider to help see if the netizen looks good.

Nan Xu: "Are you afraid of being watched?"

Fearing that Nanxu might misunderstand, Li Yuexi explained: "It's not because I'm ugly that I didn't show you. I just don't think it's time yet—I'm really not ugly."

Nan Xu laughed: "I know you are not ugly. I won't let others see you, don't be afraid."

Li Yuexi believed that Nan Xu could do what he said, and sent him his home address.

The current couples will celebrate the Qixi Festival, and the couples in the Canyon of Kings will also celebrate the Qixi Festival.Li Yuexi and Nan Xu lined up for several rounds, including CPs with lovers' logos on their heads. In the most exaggerated round, three pairs appeared at the same time.

The CP in the first game, regardless of the law, chose Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu at the same time, and the two crispy skins became economic cash machines for the jungler.Fortunately, the couple was on the opposite side of them and helped them win the game in 10 minutes.

The CP of the second game, the conjoined twins in the bottom lane.The assistant is caught, and the shooter has to go up to deliver it.Li Yuexi reasoned with them: "It's not a big problem if the assistant dies, don't send the shooter away."

Sagittarius: "I just want to give it away. If we die, we will die too."

Assistant: "I love you, dear."

Li Yuexi: "Then you are great."

The CP in the third game was finally a normal player, without conjoined bodies, but when they met each other, they had to show love to each other, and they didn't treat other teammates as outsiders, and said everything on the voice channel.Li Yuexi was forced to know that they were going to open a room at the 1099 one-night hotel tonight.

Although he won this game, Li Yuexi was also brainwashed by CP's "kiss" and "mommada". "Brother, if you date online, you will definitely not become like them."

Nan Xu: "No. What's the use of kissing in games."

Li Yuexi followed Nan Xu's words and said, "That's right."

Nan Xu: "Wait a minute, I'll answer the call - it's the rider, he has arrived at your door, go and open the door."

Li Yuexi: "Good!"

The rider brought a heavy refrigerator with a lot of ice packs in it. Li Yuexi thought that what Nan Xu sent him was food.But when he saw the real thing, he was not sure again.

Li Yuexi: "Brother, did you give me a figure?"

Nan Xu: "It's a figure, and it's also a cake."

This is a Mai Shiranui who just woke up lying on a bed sedan chair, holding a fan in her hand to cover half of her face, wearing a fox mask on her head, charming and sexy, exuding the aroma of desserts.

Li Yuexi has seen it on the video before, and there are indeed people who can make cakes as delicate as hand-made ones.When he was watching the video, he was thinking that the cake is so beautiful that he must be reluctant to eat it.Unexpectedly, he is also facing this problem now.

Huowu is so cute, why eat Huowu!

Li Yuexi didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "How can you let me talk about it?"

Nan Xu: "You can eat it later, remember to put it in the refrigerator."

Li Yuexi carefully put his natal hero into the refrigerator, and before the last day of the shelf life, he would be reluctant to eat a single bite.He deliberately went to the Internet to check the price of hand-made cakes, and was shocked to find that the red envelopes he sent to Nan Xu were too few.Less is less, and Nanxu will not accept it.Fortunately, Nan Xu's birthday is not long away, and he can return the principal with interest by then.

In the evening, Dad Li wanted to go home for dinner, so he specially asked his aunt to go home to make dinner in advance.Auntie's skills are no worse than that of a chef in a five-star hotel. Faced with a sumptuous dinner, Dad Li has no appetite.

He watched Li Yuexi find an angle to take pictures of the dinner, typed on his mobile phone while eating, and asked, "Who are you chatting with?"

Li Yuexi said: "A senior."

Father Li sneered: "If you don't chat with your seniors on Valentine's Day, you will be useless if you chat with seniors."

Li Yuexi said in a perfunctory way: "Yeah, you are more promising."

Father Li doesn't mind if Li Yuexi is not big or small, the way they get along with their father and son has always been like this.He put a few grains of rice in his mouth, and asked boredly, "Have you contacted your mother today?"

"No."

"You don't want to say happy holidays to her?"

"Qixi Festival is not Mother's Day. I told her happy holidays."

After finishing speaking, Li Yuexi woke up like a dream: Yes, Qixi Festival is Valentine's Day, why did he tell Nan Xu a happy holiday and give each other gifts?

Father Li was in a bad mood and forced Li Yuexi to accompany him.Li Yuexi was so annoyed by him: "Dad, what exactly do you want?"

How can there be such a father in the world who can't celebrate Valentine's Day himself, and won't let his son have a good time.

Dad Li raised his phone: "What do you think?"

Considering the father-son relationship between the two, Li Yuexi reluctantly agreed: "Okay, I will call with you from the account in the WeChat area."

Dad Li said: "I heard from my companion that the national standard in the QQ area is more valuable than the one in the WeChat area, so I decided to get one."

Li Yuexi was terrified: "Don't come here!"

After dinner, Nanxu's parents went out to watch a movie.Nan Xu picked out a book, and just after reading a few pages, Chu Lin looked for him on QQ.

[Lin: Brother Xu, why didn't you play the game?I see Yueyue is playing duo with others. 】

[Yu You:? 】

【Lin: I remember you wanted to be with him. →.→】

Nanxu closed the book and logged into Glory of Kings.Li Yuexi is indeed online, but is still [forming a team].

He sent a message: [Pull me. 】

[Shiranui Yue: Ah, this is not very convenient now. 】

Nan Xu frowned.

[Yu You: Is there any inconvenience. 】

[Shiranuoyue: Just, I'm taking a rookie. 】

[Yu You: Let me see how many dishes there are. 】

[Shiranui Yue: ... All right, if you must come. 】

Joining the team, Nanxu saw that the rookie brought by Li Yuexi was called [Shanghai No. [-] Arthur], who should be someone Li Yuexi knew in the three-dimensional.

The match was successful, and Shanghai No. [-] Arthur picked Arthur and said he wanted to play wild.

[The Wolf of Wall Street: Arthur playing wild? ? ? 】

[Shanghai No. [-] Arthur: Why can't Arthur play wild? 】

In order to better control the dragon, Nan Xu took out Dongfang Yao with smiting, and Li Yuexi used Xi Shi as the mid laner.

Not long after the start, Nanxu saw that Arthur basically didn't know the rhythm, he only knew how to fight wildly, speeding up to face when he saw someone, simple and rude but unexpectedly effective, and cooperated with the shooter to get a blood.

[Shanghai No. [-] Arthur [Arthur]: Lu Ban, let me ask you if Arthur can play wild? 】

[The Wolf of Wall Street [Luban No. [-]]: Laughing to death, grabbing people's heads and forcing them to talk.Are you really the number one Arthur in Shanghai?How dare you take this name. 】

[I don't know Huoyue [Xi Shi]: Die laughing, then you are the wolf of Wall Street again? 】

[The Wolf of Wall Street [Luban No. [-]]: Xi Shi is his daughter-in-law?I said he has nothing to do with you. 】

[I don't know Huoyue [Xi Shi]: Exempt from identification, I'm just a passerby, and I'm just saying something fair when I see injustice on the road. 】

Nanxu couldn't be more clear about the virtues of the little liar.Li Yuexi has always kept rookies at a respectful distance, and Arthur, who can make him endure pain and lead him away, and even help him match up with his teammates, how could it be so simple as a passerby.

A wave of 2V2 small team battles ended, both Arthur and Shih Tzu had only half health left, and the health packs in the first tower in the middle looked delicious and tempting.Xi Shi stopped in front of the blood bag and watched Arthur eat the blood bag without a word of complaint.

Nanxu couldn't help chatting with Li Yuexi privately.

[Yu You: Let the blood bag also? 】

He was a little upset.

[Yu You: Could it be that you are really his daughter-in-law. 】

[Shiranuoyue]: Brother, he is my father. -.-]

【Yu You:...】

The author has something to say: Senior: The daughter-in-law is actually myself.

small theater:

Yueyue: Dragon Boat Festival Ankang!The zongzi is peeled and ready to eat!

Senior: The clothes are also stripped, you can eat them.