The Slave Online Dating Guide

It's getting closer and closer to the start of the des autumn competition, and rh people haven't been recruited yet.In order for the team to start training as soon as possible, the management team has been looking for suitable candidates.Old Wu Da heard early in the morning that a team was interested in trading his own assassin, so he immediately initiated a video conference to solicit everyone's opinions.

Li Yuexi Nan adjusted the work and rest time, and seven or eight people were still awake in the morning. Rh's group of Internet addicted teenagers is the moon does not sleep and they do not sleep, they are pulled up to have a video conference, except for the captain Shine, everyone is half dead.

Cheese put his head on the chicken nest, his eyes narrowed into slits: "Who is going to be traded?"

Old Wu said a name. Shine said: "Don't want him."

Old Wu: "Why?"

"He played too conservatively."

The coach has a big head: "Shine is right, Rh is a very offensive team, and the assassins will be slow if they are conservative."

"Last time, you said that the youth trainee next door was too aggressive." Old Wu said helplessly, "Do you have any requirements? Shine, what kind of assassin do you want?"

shine's answer is simple: "the best."

Cheese burst into laughter: "The captain should just report the ID number of the ferry."

Shine said indifferently: "I haven't."

Old Wu smiled wryly: "Who doesn't want the ferry, but who can afford it?"

Ferry is the top 1 assassin in the Des Alliance, and his net worth is top 1. The key is that he is very handsome, and his girlfriend fans are no less than Shine.

Li Yuexi said: "I want a ferry!"

Cheese yawned: "Little boss, do you have the money to buy him?"

Li Yuexi is very optimistic: "If you make money, you will have it."

"Having money is not necessarily useful." Old Wu poured cold water down, "Ferry only won the championship and mvp, how can their team let people go."

Li Yuexi thought for a while, and said: "Old Wu, you go and inquire quietly first, whether to transfer or not mainly depends on what other people on the ferry think."

Old Wu said: "Okay, let's adjourn the meeting first."

"It's finally over, I'm almost sleepy..." Cheese was the first to turn off the camera, and the others went offline one after another.When Li Yuexi was about to exit the video conference, she saw Shine stand up and accidentally touched the camera.The camera angle turned, facing Shine's bed.

Shine's quilt covers and sheets are all simple straight black, but there is something pink and fluffy on the pillow, and there is a horn on the head of that thing, like a plush pillow of a unicorn.

The unicorn is on the pillow and covered with a quilt, which reminds Li Yuexi of his little cousin who is in kindergarten. Every night when she goes to bed, she has to cover the quilt for her beloved doll and tell a fairy tale before going to bed.

Li Yuexi wanted to take a closer look, so Shine turned off the video.

Li Yuexi pondered for a long time, and came to the conclusion: he must be wrong.

Later in the video with Nanxu, Li Yuexi talked about Rh's idea of ​​making a ferry: "If you can really buy a ferry, Rh can change its name to the Rh Men's Team."

Nan Xu: "How much is the transfer fee for Ferry?"

"I don't know, it's definitely not cheap. My dad may not be willing to pay the money." Li Yuexi lay on the bed, resting her chin on one hand, dangling her long legs, "I can add money to his budget. At worst, sell the car and those fund stocks, and ask my mother to borrow [-] million points."

Nan Xu was distracted by Li Yuexi's leg shaking: "If it's not enough."

"Then I'll pick up and play as a live broadcast?" Li Yuexi said excitedly, "Let me tell you, Zhou Lili is already an anchor with millions of fans, and he just bought a suite for his parents. I showed up in the live broadcast room, and a krypton gold boss rewarded me with tens of thousands of RMB."

Nan Xu said: "Forget about the live broadcast, I can consider playing with you."

Li Yuexi was a little strange: "Why?"

"Play with me and I can buy you."

Li Yuexi smiled: "How much are you willing to pay for me?"

"That depends on your service."

Obviously Nan Xu's tone was the same as before, but the atmosphere suddenly changed across the screen and network cable.

They seem to be flirting.

Li Yuexi licked her lips unconsciously: "Let's just play online, boss?"

"No rush." ​​Nan Xu said, "put your legs down first."

Li Yuexi picked up her phone, changed her position, and sat cross-legged on the bed, "Well, what then?"

Nan Xu's eyes fell on Li Yuexi's lips: "The light in your room is a bit dim."

"Wait." Li Yuexi turned on another light, "Is it better?"

"Well, I can see clearly."

Li Yuexi's cheeks were slightly hot: "Could it be that you want to..."

"think?"

"That's it."

Nan Xu: "Which one?"

Nan Xu's expression didn't look like he was asking questions knowingly, maybe Nan Xu really just wanted to take a good look at him, because his thoughts were too dirty, and I'm sorry for the higher education he received.

Li Yuexi cleared her throat: "It's okay. What else does the boss want?"

"Did you take a shower?"

"not yet."

"Then go take a shower first."

Li Yuexi hesitated and asked, "Should I turn off the video?"

Nan Xu calmly said, "You don't have to turn it off."

Li Yuexi took the mobile phone into the bathroom, put the mobile phone on the shelf, and took off his clothes slowly.There is nothing to be shy about, Nan Xu has never seen him touch anywhere, not to mention that his mobile phone is placed so high that Nan Xu can only see his upper body.

Thinking about it this way, Li Yuexi can let go. "I'll show you my abs—do they look good?"

Nan Xu chuckled and said, "It looks good." However, he liked Li Yuexi's waist more than his abdominal muscles.

"Then watch more."

"No, let's see what happens."

Li Yuexi whispered: "Something has happened."

Nan Xu's eyes dimmed, and he said in a hoarse voice, "You..."

"Brother," Li Yuexi looked at the camera shyly and boldly, "Did you miss me these days..."

Nan Xu's Adam's apple rolled slightly, and was about to speak when a phone came in.

"You take a shower first," Nan Xu said, "I'll answer the phone."

Li Yuexi suddenly lost expression: "Oh."

After taking a cold shower, Li Yuexi couldn't cope, and all thoughts were washed away.Nanxu called back and told him that it was Marcopo's call just now.

"What did Brother Ma seek you for?"

"Something professional."

Li Yuexi couldn't help asking: "Do you think Marco Po is very afraid of the two of us falling in love?"

"Why do you say that."

Li Yuexi complained: "He is too light bulb."

This is actually secondary. The most painful mask for him was the time when Marco Po changed operators for a full cup of sweet tea.Of course, the blame for that misunderstanding was mainly on him. He was so broken that he thought that Nan Xu was the one who cheated him even without asking Nan Xu for confirmation.But there is one thing to say, if it weren't for Marco Po and the cup full of sweet tea, he and Nanxu's lovers would have at least three hearts, let alone five hearts, maybe the children would be able to play soy sauce.

With the lessons learned from the past, he reasonably suspected that Marco Po had a conflict with his marriage with Nanxu.

Nan Xu said, "You don't like him?"

Li Yuexi said: "No." It's not that he hates Marco Po, on the contrary, he quite likes this buddy, although Marco Po is really scary when he is addicted to online dating.

Ma Kebo usually looks pretty good, but once he falls in love with the Internet, it's like losing his mind. He shows his affection and doesn't treat his friends as human beings.Li Yuexi only played one or two games with Marcobo's full cup of sweet tea, and she was already deeply hurt by it, speechless.I heard that during the love between Marco Po and Tiancha, there was at least an hour of speech every time. Nan Xu, as Marco Po's roommate, can imagine how painful it is.

"Brother, did you move out of the dormitory because of Marcobo's online dating?"

Nan Xu said without hesitation, "Yes."

Li Yuexi had a plan in mind: "Do you want to take revenge on him a little bit?"

"How to say."

Li Yuexi logged into the game, saw Xiao Ma crossing the river line, and sent a message to chat with him privately.

[Ju Youyue: Brother Ma, let's play 3v3. 】

[Little Ma Crossing the River: Hahahaha, why did you suddenly think of asking me to play games? You are so flattered. 】

[Ju Youyue: I saw a new routine on the Internet and wanted to practice it. 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: Let's go then.Brother Lasu? 】

Li Yuexi pulled Marco Po and Nan Xu into the team and started the 3v3 mode. 3v3 is the Changping offensive and defensive battle mode.Compared with 5v5, the rhythm of 3v3 is faster and the battle is more intense.Marco Po took the shooter, Nanxu used the sideline, and Li Yuexi chose the cute and lovely Cai Wenji.

[Little Horse Crossing the River [Meng Ya]: What is the routine that Brother Yue said? 】

[Orange Right Leap [Cai Wenji]: Just watch. 】

[Ju Youyue [Cai Wenji]: Brother, will you give me whatever I want? 】

[Yu You [Armor]: ...um. 】

[Ju Youyue [Cai Wenji]: Then I want a baby. >o<]

[Little Horse Crossing the River [Meng Ya]:? ? ? 】

[Yu You [Armor]:. 】

[Juyouyouyue [Cai Wenji]: I mean the buff that can speed up~ Brother, can you give it to me? 】

Nanxu hit the acceleration buff to the blood and gave it to Li Yuexi.

[Orange Right Leap [Cai Wenji]: Thank you brother!Brother, let's go on a trip together after this game is over. 】

[Yu You [Armor]: Where to travel. 】

[Orange Right Leap [Cai Wenji]: Go to your bed. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River [Meng Ya]:? ? ? ? ? ? 】

Nan Xuhe suspected that something happened to Li Yuexi, so he made a phone call.

The voice of the little liar was full of excitement of a successful prank: "Brother?"

Nan Xu: "What are you... doing?"

Li Yuexi said: "Learn skills from barbarians to control barbarians."

Nan Xu: "..."

Li Yuexi said cheerfully: "You see, Brother Xiao Ma is completely stunned, his expression must be very exciting. Ah, the way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the heavens spare! I am happy, how about you."

Nan Xu was silent for a long time, then said slowly: "Have you forgotten something?"

"Ah? What's the matter."

"Our WeChat area."

Li Yuexi:? ? ?

"Marcopo has your WeChat."

Li Yuexi: ...