The Slave Online Dating Guide

The dishes in the school cafeteria can barely be called good quality and cheap, but there are only a few recipes that come and go.Li Yuexi is a picky eater, and spends half of her time eating out or ordering takeaway.Ever since he ran into Xindong senior in the cafeteria, he went to the cafeteria for three meals a day, but there was no sign of the senior.

Tang Lingchu and Li Yuexi walked on the road after eating.Seeing Li Yuexi mourning at the beginning, Tang Ling comforted, "There are several school cafeterias, she may have gone to eat elsewhere."

Li Yuexi sighed faintly: "Sure enough, the superiors won't make arrangements, so I decided to seek help from metaphysics."

Tang Lingchu smiled and said, "Just waiting for your words."

Back in the dormitory, Tang Lingchu immediately gave Li Yuexi a divination hexagram: "Six Yaos come out of Yao Bian... The person you are looking for seems to be in the north."

Li Yuexi, who couldn't tell the difference between southeast and northwest, looked at a loss: "Where is the north?"

Xue Ding came over to join in the fun drinking Coke: "Is there something wrong with you? To the north is the dormitory for boys who are juniors and seniors. How could the jumping beauties be there?"

Li Yuexi fell into deep thought.

Tang Lingchu also found it strange, so he recalculated and said, "This is indeed shown in the hexagram."

Xue Ding said: "How can there be a big beauty in the men's dormitory. Could it be that the auntie of the dormitory that Yueyue likes?"

Li Yuexi said: "You're the one who likes Auntie the housekeeper." When he saw the Coke in Xue Ding's hand, he thought it looked familiar, so he hurriedly looked at his desk.

Hey, where's his little Coke?Where did the little Coke that the senior gave him go? !

Li Yuexi asked tremblingly, "Where did you get this Coke?"

Xue Ding said: "You took it on the table."

The relationship between them in the dormitory has always been very harmonious. Whoever bought snacks, drinks, and eight-treasure porridge put it on the table and let the other two take it casually.

The sleeping beast in Li Yuexi's body woke up.

Xue Ding was frightened by Li Yuexi's expression: "No, it's just a small bottle of Coke, what are you doing?"

Tang Lingchu told him the truth: "This is the Coke that Yueyue's crush gave him."

Xue Ding's heart stopped suddenly: "Fuck - Yueyue, I was wrong! I kowtow to repent!"

Li Yuexi said coldly: "Pull it down and give Bai Ling."

Tang Lingchu said: "There is no white silk in our dormitory."

Li Yuexi stood up slowly: "That can only be done by me."

"Yueyue—Brother Yue!" Tang Lingchu stood in front of Xue Ding, "Brother Yue, forget it, Old Xue didn't do it on purpose."

Li Yuexi said: "Get out of the way, it's none of your business. Xue Ding, you must die."

"You actually want to kill your roommate who has been with you for a year because of a small bottle of Coke," Xue Ding burst into tears, "Do you love me or her?!"

you still need to ask?

Li Yuexi replied without hesitation: "He."

Xue Ding was heartbroken: "I am so disappointed. This year's love and time, after all, I paid by mistake!"

"You've done something wrong and still have the face to be fooling around here?"

"Do you have to argue with me about right and wrong?" Xue Ding shouted hoarsely, "All you care about is right and wrong, but what I care about is that you are killing me and talking to me loudly..."

Li Yuexi pointed at the door and said expressionlessly: "Climb."

Xue Ding hurriedly ran to the dormitory next door to take refuge, and did not dare to come back until Tang Lingchu sent a WeChat message telling him that Li Yuexi had gone out.

"Oh my god, I was scared to death." Xue Ding patted his chest with lingering fear, "Just now I really thought I was going to die by Yue Yue's hands."

Tang Lingchu was not sympathetic at all: "You deserve it."

Xue Ding sighed: "I've already ordered a box of Coke for him, hoping he can calm down—where did he go?"

Tang Lingchu said: "Someone asked him to play ball."

The player named Li Yuexi is a junior golfer.In the past, the two of them made appointments to meet each other on the court, but today Li Yuexi said "on a whim": "Brother Qiu, let me take you to the court."

Golfer: "Why?"

Li Yuexi: "I just want to pick it up. I'll wait for you downstairs, don't be ungrateful."

Golfer: "???"

The living area of ​​the school is very large, and the appearance of each dormitory is exactly the same. It is easy to get lost in unfamiliar areas.Li Yuexi found the way after asking a few classmates.

Holding the basketball in one hand, he walked and looked around in the junior dormitory area, feeling like an idiot.

Not to mention whether metaphysics is reliable or not, even if the heart-beating senior is really in the dormitory at this time, he is still in the dormitory.What use can he be outside, but he can't just knock on the door of each dormitory.

As soon as he entered the dormitory, Marco Po couldn't wait to say, "Guess who I saw just now?"

Nan Xu sat in front of the desk, turned over a page of the book, and said casually, "Aunt Suguan."

"It's Li Yuexi! I saw him walking around downstairs in our dormitory. I don't know what he's doing."

Nan Xu asked, "Then?"

"There is no more. The dormitory of the sophomore year is not in this area. He must have come to find someone." When Marcopo saw a textbook spread out on Nan Xu's desk, he felt bored, as if he was being pressed by a big rock, " The first grader is reading books, I am so stressed."

"You can watch it too." Nan Xu came to the balcony and saw the school grass junior at a glance.

The junior has finished wandering around, sitting on the tiles in front of the flower bed, propping his chin with one hand, holding a basketball at his waist with the other, moving his eyes back and forth with the passers-by, as if he was waiting for someone.

A boy came up to greet him.Li Yuexi stood up slowly, and walked towards the court with the boy shoulder to shoulder.

The last time I ran into him in the library, I asked myself if I could play basketball.Juniors should like the outdoors very much.

Marco Po read the book for a minute and asked, "Brother Xu, are you beating the king?"

Nan Xu said, "Why don't you play basketball?"

Marcopo didn't know why Nan Xu asked this suddenly, scratched his head and said, "Because I'm a dead house?"

Nan Xu looked at Li Yuexi who was chatting and laughing with the boy, and said, "Me too."

"You are different, you are forced to live in a house."

"It makes no difference."

When Nan Xu was a child, his resistance was worse than it is now. His parents rarely let him go out, and his nanny and aunt would accompany him occasionally when he went out for a walk.In the past two years, his health has improved slightly, and his family reluctantly agreed to let him live on campus.Even in school, he rarely goes out except for class and self-study.

Nan Xu watched for a long time on the balcony, and Marco Po asked, "What are you looking at?"

Li Yuexi and his friends have gone far.Nan Xu turned around and walked into the room: "Look at the handsome guy."

Marcopo really couldn't read the book, so he gave up altogether, and yelled in the [Yu Yuema] group: [Yueyue, get on the number.I practiced a skillful general, Mo Xie, to kill indiscriminately. 】

[Shiranui: (smiling)]

【Little Horse Crossing the River: Really!If you don't believe us solo, I will definitely kill randomly. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: I'm killing at night, I'm playing basketball. 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: You play ball too.What do you play? 】

Marco Po saw a message flash by, and he was withdrawn by Shiranuiyue before he could see what it was.

[Shiranui: Volleyball, the next Chinese women's volleyball team is me. 】

[Yu You: ...Come on. 】

In the evening, the three of [Yu Yuema] got on the number on time.Li Yuexi said: "Let's talk about what position to play first." If Xiao Ma Guohe insists on playing Ganjiang Moxie, he will resolutely slip away.

Pony crossing the river: "Of course it's the dry princess."

Li Yuexi: "Farewell."

Yu You: "Let's start matching first."

Li Yuexi was pleasantly surprised: "Brother Ye, why did you turn on the wheat again today?"

Yu You: "Too lazy to type."

Li Yuexi: "Sure enough, opening the microphone is the same as women's clothing, there are only zero times and countless times."

As long as it is a competitive game, whether it is ranking or matching, Li Yuexi will be upset if she loses, but matching is still much better than ranking.Occasionally he also needs to rely on matching to practice new heroes.

Xiao Ma crossed the river and chose the general Mo Xie, and Li Yuexi chose Kai Dae as the jungler.Yu was the last choice, leaving only the support position.

Li Yuexi said: "Brother Ye, you can choose Yao, ride me, and see what can be improved in my jungle."

It doesn't matter what hero Nan Xu plays.I have played a lot in the jungle, and it is not bad to rest for a few rounds.

Within a few minutes of the start, Ma Kebo was caught by Li Bai, who was wearing the Glory Collection skin, and unsurprisingly sent out a blood, and Yao, who had won the assist, spoke.

[[All] Misbehavior (Yao): Ah, isn’t this my ex.I haven't seen you for a month, so why? 】

[[All] Pony Crossing the River (Mo Xie):? ? ? 】

[[All] Misbehavior (Yao): I'm lazy, you forgot. 】

Li Yuexi saw the general Mo Xie was revived and was in a daze in the spring, and asked, "Who is lazy?"

Yu You: "He used to be a CP."

"...It's all right." Glory of Kings has [-] million people online every day, and they can meet the ex who crosses the river in just a random match. Why can't he just meet the senior of Heartbeat just after a casual meal.

Marcopo regained his composure, suffocated, and said, "She actually used the skin I gave her to double row with others!"

【[All] Mischief (Li Bai): Don't talk to him, Bao.I will be angry. 】

[[All] Misbehavior (Yao): You can't even say hello. TvT]

[[All] have bad intentions (Li Bai): No, Bao.Say a word to him, and I'll kill him once. 】

Li Yuexi deliberately counted: "A total of seventeen characters."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then!Li Bai's set of skills cut him to the residual blood, and a flat A can take him away, but he deliberately stopped to let Yao's second skill take the head.

[[All] Misbehavior (Yao): Why did you ask me to kill him. 】

[[All] Mischief (Li Bai): I want you to prove to me that you only have me in your heart. 】

Li Yuexi: "..."

Nan Xu: "..."

Li Yuexi asked: "Brother Ye, are we going to help?"

Nan Xu glanced at his roommate who was so angry that his hands were trembling, and said, "No, it's hopeless. You go wild, I'll look at the field of vision."

"Okay."

[[All] Mischief (Li Bai): Bao, come and get Lan. 】

[[All] Misbehavior (Yao): Come on, come on. 】

Nanxu hid in the grass in the wild area, and snatched the blue on the opposite side at the right time.Being robbed of blue by a Yao, a wild king with a sister can't stand this kind of humiliation.

Li Bai and Yao's skills were handed over to Nan Xu, and Nan Xu was knocked out of the passive, walking through the wall into the grass.Li Bai took Yao to chase to the grass, and a big Kai suddenly appeared.

-Double Kill.

[[All] Shiranui Huoyue (Kai): Do you dare to touch my assistant? 】