After the divorce I became my ex-husband's cat

?? After seeing that press conference, Yu Fei basically understood who was deliberately erasing his existence.

?? He probably couldn't wake up, so Li Mingyuan was in a hurry to push Li Jun to the top.

?? Otherwise, no one will inherit the throne in the family, Yu Fei sneered in his heart.

??etc.

??Car accidents, press conferences, inheritance rights... Isn't this a bit too coincidental?

?? Yu Fei's heart sank slowly.

??It seems that he really needs to investigate the accident.

?? But the relevant news floating on the water has been artificially suppressed. Yu Fei can only seek professional help.

??Cat Claw opened the browser again, simply typed two letters, and a chat software used by hundreds of millions of people across the country jumped out. Yes, it is——

?? Pain Xun Penguin.

??Fortunately, it was the private detective Penguin who added it at that time. If the mobile phone number was stored, it would probably be wiped out with the car accident, Yu Fei said happily.

??The software was quickly downloaded to the desktop of the tablet. Yu Fei clicked on the software and jumped out of the login interface.

??Well, his penguin number is 88xxx88.

??That's right, seven figures, that's how popular the teenagers who used to play the Internet are.

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??The next step is to enter the password. The password is... What is the password?

??Yu Fei, who has been using the "remember password" function for many years: "..."

??Although he can't remember the password, he will definitely need to re-enter the password every time he updates his phone or computer!

?? So where is his password?

?? Oh, I remembered, I recorded it in the phone memo.

??…

??…………

??………………

?? He is such a genius.

??In the end, Yu Fei had no choice but to temporarily register a trumpet.

?? But here comes the problem.

??The private detective's penguin number can't be remembered, the only thing he can remember is his own penguin number... Wait, there's another person!

??The cat's pupils lit up, and Yu Fei tapped the option to add friends with his claws, and pressed a string of 2 on tiptoe, and the search results quickly popped up——

??id: Why add your dad?

?? The profile picture is a skull with the middle finger upright.

??There is a row of VIP logos and various colorful drills below.

??Yu Fei: "..."

?? For the first time he realized a serious problem:

??Wang Shao's secondary school period is a bit long?

??Forcing himself to ignore the hot-eyed business card interface, Yu Fei clicked Add Friend, and soon a note verification interface popped up.

??Since you want to entrust young master Wang to do things, you have to tell him your current situation...

??The little orange cat lowered its head and thought about it seriously, until its three jaws popped out, and finally typed a line seriously——

??Wang Shaoshao, I am your good friend Yu Feifei.

??Yu Fei and Wang Shao are best friends who grew up together, and they know all the shit about each other's family like the back of their hands.

?? If there is only one person in this world who will not betray Yu Fei, then this person must be Wang Shao.

?? I just wonder if this friend who is always imaginative will believe this unbelievable thing...

?? *

??Wang Shao is sitting in the meeting room, playing vase on the board.

??Since his "good brother" was found out half a year ago that he was not the seed of his old man, the old man rushed him into the company to cultivate an heir.

??Wish to go, call to come, is there such a good thing in this world?

?? Hearing the quarrel between several directors at the meeting like black-eyed chickens, Wang Shao yawned and took a look at his cell phone from his pocket.

?? It happened that a friend request popped up on Penguin.

?? Wang Shao opened with some curiosity——

??【Wang Shaoshao, I am your good friend Yu Feifei. 】

??Wang Shao was startled, his first reaction was that Yu Fei from the nursing home woke up? !

?? But he quickly realized that Yu Fei wanted to contact him and still use his trumpet to apply for a friend?

??Wang Shao suddenly became angry. Which idiot is using Yu Fei's name to tease him?

??The thumbs of both hands fluttered on the phone, but within a few seconds, he typed a long string of words and clicked to send.

?? And the other end.

??Yu Fei anxiously waited for the approval of the friend request, and was going to say some things about the two of them when they were young to increase their credibility, but——

??【Silly xx, I am your father.If you dare to use Yu Fei's name to tease your father and me again, I will check your IP to find out this stupid thing like you and beat me up, believe it or not? 】

??Yu Fei: "..."

?? there is a hint of humor in the anger.

?? Funny but also touched.

??The little orange cat scratched its furry face with its hind paws, feeling a little headache.

??…

??Wang Shao thought that he had warned him so severely, that idiot would not dare to harass him anymore, but he received another friend request within 5 minutes.

??【The mole on your butt was ordered by me when I went to the hospital with you, did you forget?Don't scold me first, I can prove that I am really Yu Fei after passing through my friends, and it will be true. 】

?? Wang Shao: "..."

??grass!That tm is a mole!

?? But only Yu Fei knows about this...

??So Wang Shao accepted the friend application with suspicion.

??As soon as the application was approved, the message "The other party is typing" appeared below the chat box, and then this message lasted for more than ten minutes...

??Wang Shao has always been short-tempered, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he started to output crazily.

??【It's been more than ten minutes, haven't you finished playing yet? 】

??【Do you have a problem with your typing speed, or are you just writing here??? 】

??【Are you there? Are you there? 】

??【That's it, that's it? 】

??The little orange cat worked hard to type with its slightly clumsy front paws, while watching the messages popping up in the dialog box, feeling that the blue veins on his forehead could not be suppressed.

?? This guy can't speak well, but he can type very neatly.

?? He tried his best to simplify his words, and finally sent them out one second before Wang Shao lost his temper.

??【You wet the bed when you were eight years old, and the sheets were SpongeBob SquarePants patterns, or you washed them secretly; when you were 13, you pushed the girl who was confessing to you into the lake, and then she was so angry that she transferred to another school; 15 years old At that time, I imitated other people's bands and broke the drums when I performed publicly at school for the first time... There are many more, do you still want to listen? 】

?? Wang Shao: "..."

??It seems that it is really Yu Fei. Although the latter two things can be found out after careful inquiry, but the first thing, he can guarantee that no one else in this world will know except Yu Fei and himself.

??...Then the question is, why didn't I receive the notification that Yu Fei woke up?And why did he suddenly apply for a trumpet to add him?

?? Wang Shao was too lazy to type, so he pushed away the chair and stood up. Regardless of the astonished gazes of everyone in the meeting room, he turned around and went out the door, and then played a video call message.

??He was decisively rejected, and the message "the other party is typing" appeared on the chat box again.

??... What's wrong with typing instead of answering video calls?

??However, after almost 99% confirming that the person on the other side is indeed his friend, Young Master Wang stopped urging him like just now.

?? Soon, a message from Yu Fei came over——

??【I have one thing to tell you, don't be afraid. 】

??【I'm now a cat, the Mankikang short-legged orange cat you took to the nursing home last time. 】

??Wang Shao: "..."

?? Is he hallucinating, or is Yu Fei crazy?

??Wang Shao was silent for a full 10 minutes, and his typing hands trembled uncontrollably.

??【Fei, let me take you to see a psychiatrist, we can't keep our illnesses under wraps! 】

??Yu Fei: "..."

??Although he guessed that it might be difficult for Wang Shao to accept this fact, he never expected that he would suspect that he had a mental problem... Yu Fei was rarely irritable.

??Under this impetuosity, his hand speed is somewhat supernormal.

??【What I said is true. After the car accident, I became a cat. I always thought I was dead, but I didn’t know I was dead until I went to a nursing home last time! 】

?? The silence on the opposite side was longer this time.

??Yu Fei watched the prompt box appearing and disappearing from time to time during the input, knowing that Wang Shao must be very entangled at this time.

??【Pick up the video call】

??Following this short message that is not directly proportional to the time consumed is a request for a video call.

??The little orange cat hesitated for a moment, but still pressed agree.

??Yu Fei pushed the tablet back, leaned against the pillow and stood up halfway, and then walked slowly to the camera of the tablet.

??The screen of Wang Shao's mobile phone first appeared black, and then, in a flash, an orange-white kitten appeared on the screen.

??He said in disbelief: "...Yu, Yu Fei?"

??I saw the little orange cat on the screen nodding seriously.

?? Wang Shao: "..."

??It's over, his brother has really turned into a cat!

??Looking at the fluffy and chubby cat face that is so easy to masturbate, Wang Shao broke down a bit. He suddenly thought of something, and asked cautiously: "You, can you speak human, human language?"

?? Then he was caught off guard by a blind eye from his good brother who had changed species.

??Yu Fei stood on tiptoe on the pink pad, called up the chat box, and typed with "bearable humiliation":

??【Have you seen that cat that can speak human language?Stupid batch. 】

??Wang Shao was not angry when he was scolded for being stupid. On the contrary, he smiled a little naively and said, "Also, it's a good thing you don't know how to speak. Go to science and scientific research." There was a relieved expression on his face.

?? "..."

??Yu Fei suddenly felt that his nose was sore. He had a lot to say to Wang Shao, but time was running out, so he had to tell him his purpose first.

??【Can you help me investigate the car accident that happened to me? 】

?? Seeing this sentence, Wang Shao, who was still smiling, suddenly turned cold: "You, you suspect that there is a car accident, is there a problem?"

??Practice makes perfect, even though the cat's paws are not suitable for typing, after so many times, Yu Fei's typing speed has made great progress.

??【Li Mingyuan publicly admitted to Li Jun half a month ago, I suspect there is a connection between the two. 】

?? "You, you doubt your cheap, cheap brother?"

??【No, I doubt Li Mingyuan. 】

?? Wang Shao was silent.

??It took him a while before he said: "Okay, I will help you to check."

?? Just as Yu Fei was about to say something more, his sensitive ears heard movement in the corridor from afar.

??He didn't have time to talk to Wang Shaoduo, so he cut off the video call with only one sentence [Say next time], and quickly returned to the desktop to open that childish fruit-slicing game.

??So, when Lu Zhimian opened the door and came in, he saw the little orange cat playing games with its back turned to him.

?? And only cut watermelon.

??The corners of Lu Zhimian's lips hooked slightly.

?? Really good.