After the divorce I became my ex-husband's cat

??Yu Fei never expected that it has been 3030 years, and there will be campus violence incidents? !

??Among them, the one who seems to be about to be beaten is Master Wei who works hard every day to chant curses for him...

?? Uncle can bear, aunt can not bear!

??The little orange cat patted Lu Zhimian on the shoulder of Lu Zhimian who was holding it:

??Go shit shovel officer!

??It's time to show your true strength!

??Lu Zhimian felt the emotion of the little orange cat, stroked the furry cat's head soothingly, and stepped forward: "Which class are you students in?"

??Little orange cat: "..."

??The little orange cat couldn't help covering its face with its paws. What's the matter with the dean's tone?

??Although I don't know the strange handsome man who suddenly appeared in front of me and hugged the cat, but the powerful aura on his body still surprised those little gangsters.

??The leader, Huang Mao, was a head taller than Wei Min, but he was not good enough in front of Lu Zhimian. He stiffened his neck: "What's none of your business?"

?? "I'm his cousin, what do you think?"

?? Lu Zhimian's tone was flat, but the sharp eyes made Huang Mao subconsciously take a step back.

?? Seeing that the situation was not good, the younger brother tugged on Huang Mao's sleeve: "Brother, why don't we slip away first today..."

?? elder brother?"

"The yellow-haired one is called Chai Quan, his father is a director of Rongshen Technology, his uncle works in the Municipal Public Security Bureau, the pockmarked man next to him is called Qiu Tian, ​​his mother is one of the school's investors, and..."

??Wei Min, who had been standing quietly at the side, suddenly reported the names and family situation of this group of people, which made Lu Zhimian raise his eyebrows in surprise.

?? But the most surprising thing was not Lu Zhimian, but this group of punks.

??Huangmao stared dumbfoundedly at Wei Min, who was so precious to their family, before holding back a dirty word: "Fuck! How did you know that?!"

??At this time, Wei Min looked like a master of Taoism, and said slowly:

?? "Secrets must not be leaked."

??Lu Zhimian & Little Orange Cat: "..."

??Little gangster n group: "..."

?? *

??"boom"

??The door is closed.

??Wei Min, who sat in the back seat with his schoolbag in his arms, breathed a sigh of relief...

?? "You really calculated these?"

?? "Meow?" Really? Really?

??One person and one cat are very curious.

?? He breathed a sigh of relief and immediately choked back. Wei Min coughed immediately, and it took him a while to stop. When he looked up, he saw two pairs of eyes staring straight at him.

??Wei Ming: "..."

??He wiped his face and explained helplessly: "Do you have any misunderstandings about fortune-telling? Fortune-telling tells the general trajectory of a person's life, such as whether there is a catastrophe or not. How can it be possible to calculate these trivial things. ?? "

?? "... so how do you know?"

?? "Inquiry," Wei Min said confidently, "I asked a former client to check for me, and it cost me a lot of favors."

?? Speaking of this, he added a sentence: "You know, the end of science is theology, and the end of theology is money."

??Lu Zhimian: "..."

??Little orange cat: "..."

?? He really is an exceptionally "down-to-earth" master.

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??As if suddenly remembered something, Wei Min scratched his head in embarrassment: "Why are you here to pick me up today?"

?? "Yu Fei wanted to eat hot pot, and he happened to pass by your school on the way to the supermarket, so he picked it up on the way."

?? "Can cats eat hot pot?" Wei Min was a little curious, didn't he say that cats can't eat strong flavors?

?? Before Lu Zhimian had time to explain, the little orange cat in the passenger seat couldn't help it:

??"Meow meow meow!"

?? can eat can eat!

??Little brat, don't slander here!

??The little orange cat and Lu Zhimian, who had been eating cat food for several months, tactfully asked (sa) begged (jiao) for a long time before finally getting this hot pot meal, but they must not be disturbed!

??Wei Huan always thought of himself as an adult, so he was naturally unhappy when he was told that: "What a brat, I will be an adult in two months."

?? "Meow meow meow meow?" What?Are you almost eighteen?

??The little orange cat was startled. After all, Wei Min looked like a junior high school student. It always thought that he was too young to go to school, but it didn't expect him to be an adult soon... It's really a shame.

?? "That's right, I went to school late." Wei Min thought that the little orange cat was questioning the incompatibility of age and grade.

?? "Meow, meow meow?" Is that so, then shall we celebrate your birthday for you?

??The little orange cat leaned on the back of the chair on its two hind legs, looking at the young boy behind with bright eyes.

??Hearing what it said, Wei Min was a little dazed.

??...Birthday?

?? "Meow, meow meow!" Yes, I know that there is a dessert shop with super delicious cakes!

?? I don’t know if it’s the reason why I changed back to a half-hour person for a short time last time. Recently, the little orange cat has become more and more greedy, and it’s a gluttonous food.

??From hot pot barbecue to western food, from pancakes and soy milk to milk tea cakes...it has it all!

??The little orange cat was swimming in the sea of ​​delicacies he had imagined, when suddenly he felt that the skin on the back of his neck was being pinched.

??Lu Zhimian was driving the car, but out of the corner of his eye, he kept paying attention to the little orange cat in the passenger seat.

?? Seeing that it was chatting more and more happily with the little magic stick behind it, and even the problem of language barriers did not exist, Lu Zhimian suddenly felt a little unhappy.

?? Just at the red light, Lu Zhimian pinched the little orange cat by the back of the neck and lifted it off the back of the chair, let it sit on the seat in an orderly manner, and explained: "Don't move around, or The center of gravity of the car is unstable.”

?? The center of gravity of the car is unstable.

?? The center of gravity is not stable.

?? Unsteady.

??

??Little orange cat: "..."

??It heard it right?

??This is attacking its body, right? !

??Do you know that the fatter the cat, the cuter it is?

??The little orange cat was so angry that the white whiskers on both sides of its cheeks were raised, and it slapped the culprit's arm viciously with one paw.

?? But the soft pads with pointed nails did not threaten Lu Zhimian at all. Instead, he held his paws and kneaded them in the palm of his hand...

?? I don't know if it's Yu Fei's illusion, but he always feels that this technique is slightly... astringent.

??The ears covered with a thin layer of white fur are red at the tips. The little orange cat tilts its head, and the cat mutters in a low voice: "Meow meow meow!"

??Even cats are not spared, really not human!

??Because this is an encrypted language for Lu Zhimian, the little orange cat boldly cursed as usual.

??However, it forgot that there was a master who could understand everything in the car——

??Wei Min leaned forward slightly, poking his head curiously: "Why don't you let the cats go? Who is not human?"

??Little orange cat: "..."

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??Lu Zhimian's slightly narrowed eyes flashed a dangerous light: "Oh? What did it just say?"

??Even cats are not spared, not people... Are you talking about him?

??Wei Min scratched his head and was about to speak, when he saw the kitten sitting in the passenger seat jump up from the chair, accompanied by a super loud meow: "Meow meow meow meow! "

??AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhThe cat will die!

??Wei Ming was taken aback by its big battle, and quickly leaned back: "...All right, all right, I don't say anything."

??Hearing his promise, the little orange cat finally breathed a sigh of relief, but soon it found that it was a little too early, because——

?? "The little orange cat wouldn't let me tell, it said it would kill the cat." Wei Min had a straight face.

??Little orange cat: "..."

??Bring it the Qinglong Yanyue Knife!

?? Fortunately, at this time, the red light turned green again, Lu Zhimian stepped on the gas pedal, and the car returned to its previous state.

?? However, the meaningful gaze from the rearview mirror from time to time still managed to make the little orange cat furious all the way.

?? *

??Friday evening is probably the busiest time of the week in the supermarket.

??Lu Zhimian held the little orange cat in his arms, looked at the crowded crowd in front of him, and frowned so much that he almost killed a fly.

??There are so many people, what should I do if I accidentally hurt the little orange cat?

?? "Forget it, there are too many people, let the supermarket deliver the food you need." Lu Zhimian turned around while talking, looking as if he was going to go straight home.

?? Then he received a double block——

?? "Where are there many people here? Compared with my childhood and master going to the market, it is almost deserted." Wei Min looked surprised.

"Meow, meow, meow." The little orange cat also patted his neck with its paw.

?? No, the dishes delivered by others don’t get souls.

?? Such a dish is not fragrant to cook in hot pot.

??Lu Zhimian and the little orange cat looked at each other, the light green cat eyes were full of seriousness and firmness.

??Although he couldn't understand what it was talking about, Lu Zhimian could guess it. He couldn't help but feel speechless and funny... But all these turned into helplessness in the end.

??He reached out and touched the top of the little orange cat's head twice, the pampering in his eyes almost overflowed: "Okay, then let's go in and take a stroll."

?? "Meow~"

??Lu Zhimian is awesome~

??The little orange cat narrowed his eyes comfortably, and rubbed his head against his warm and dry palm.

??Obviously there is a person and a cat in front of him, but Wei Min who is next to him vaguely smells the smell of dog food.

??Showing affection in front of minors...it's too bottomless.

?? But later he realized that he still thought too much about the bottom line of one person and one cat.

??…

??The most important thing for hot pot is the base material and meat dishes, but the base material is in the dry goods area on the second floor, so they plan to visit the fresh food area on the first floor first.

?? "Do you want to eat beef?"

?? "Meow!" Yes!

?? "Kobe beef or Australian Wagyu?"

?? "Meow meow!" All!

?? "Okay, then buy some."

??Wei Min watched helplessly as the man who said "a little" emptied half of the freezer: "..."

?? Is it [-] million points?

?? "Do you want mutton?"

?? "Meow..." No...

?? Before the little orange cat had time to refuse, he saw Lu Zhimian put the good fat lamb roll in his hand back into the freezer, and said casually, "I almost forgot, you don't eat lamb."

???

??How did Lu Zhimian know that he doesn't eat mutton??

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??The author has something to say: Wei Huan: Let them show affection in front of minors, are you still human!

??Someone Wen: Cough, then what, you just have to bear with me for another hundred million chapters.

?? Wei Min: ...

?? Note: I found out when I checked the relevant information that since the outbreak of mad cow disease in Japan in 2001, China has banned the import of beef from Japan... But this article has added the "modern overhead" label, so let's take it as nothing. _(:_」∠)_