After the divorce I became my ex-husband's cat

?? Nine o'clock in the evening is the daily routine of chanting mantras.

?? Do not turn on the lights in the room, just light two white candles, one placed at the head of the bed and one at the end of the bed.

?? After Wei Min washed his hands with special talisman water, he lit a soul-returning incense.

?? There is no wind in the room, and the white smoke should have gone up vertically, but after the incense was lit, the white smoke remained motionless on the top of the incense, which looked strange and abnormal.

?? The little orange cat was sitting right next to him, with his eyes tightly closed.

?? This is not Wei Min's request, but——

?? This ceremony is too tm scary!

??It feels like a bunch of little ghosts can be summoned in minutes!

??Although Yu Fei is an excellent successor of socialism who grew up under the red flag and believed in science, but...

?? The problem of fear of ghosts is obviously not something that can be solved by believing in science.

?? On the first day of chanting the mantra, the little orange cat almost fainted from the scare of the ceremony, so it learned to behave afterward...

?? I don't want to see it!

??If you don't see it, it doesn't exist!

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?? After completing this series of movements, Wei Min slowly sat down cross-legged at the end of the bed, muttering something.

??The mouth moved, the sound moved, and the white smoke that had been condensing on the top of the incense also moved.

?? It floated straight towards the person and the cat on the bed, and quietly penetrated into their foreheads.

?? Wei Min read faster and faster, and the incense became shorter and shorter.

??At the end when the fragrance was exhausted, Wei Min had just finished reciting the soul-returning mantra twice, and heaved a long sigh of relief.

??He stood up and went to the door to turn on the light: "Okay, it's over." He glanced at his watch, and the time had just passed half an hour.

??The little orange cat stood up from the bed with weak legs, and shook the fur on his body: "Meow~" Is it tiring to do this every time you chant a mantra?

?? "Yeah," Wei Min nodded sympathetically, and complained, "It's not that the old man insists on some sense of ritual, which obviously has nothing to do with the mantra he recited."

?? "... Meow?" So these bells and whistles are not necessary?

??"yes."

?? "Meow meow?" Then why do you do this to scare me?

?? "Then I'm used to this sense of ritual. Without it, I wouldn't be able to recite the mantra." Wei Min replied confidently.

??Little orange cat: "..."

??The claws are hard.

Originally, Lu Zhimian should take the little orange cat to wash and sleep at this time, but he suddenly had an urgent video conference to attend, so he asked Wei Min to help the little orange cat play for a while.

?? "What do you want to play?" Wei Min asked.

??Satisfied with food and drink? The little orange cat who just received another "scar" is very tired now. It waved its paw feebly: "Meow." It doesn't want to play.

??Wei Min scratched his head, and the childish boy's face was obviously worried: "But he asked me to take you to play, why don't you go to the cat climbing frame in the living room to climb for a while?"

??The little orange cat immediately shook its head like a rattle.

?? Is that a cat climbing frame?That is clearly a difficult road to Shu.

??Climbing it once will kill it, and climbing it twice can kill it on the spot.

??The little orange cat had an idea, and suddenly thought of something: "Meow meow." How about I accompany you to do your homework, you must be a sophomore in high school now, and you must have a lot of homework.

??Wei Ming: "..."

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?? When Lu Zhimian came to pick up the little orange cat back to his bedroom after the meeting, he saw such a scene.

?? The boy was sitting in front of the desk lamp and was writing something with a pen, while the little orange cat was sitting on his desk like a supervisor, gently licking his arm with its tail from time to time.

?? "Meow meow." Double 叒叕 wrong again.

?? "...What's wrong?" Wei Min, who was pointed out [-] mistakes, almost scratched his head.

?? "Meow, meow." Here, your formula is not written correctly.

?? "Um... isn't this formula correct?"

?? "..."

?? It looks quite "harmonious and friendly".

??Lu Zhimian walked behind them and cleared his throat: "What are you doing?"

?? Hearing his voice, the two had the same reaction—Qiqi turned his head in surprise.

??Wei Min was pleasantly surprised: Fuck finally came!Take this cat away now! What kind of assignments are written by people who have not attended the class in 800 years?

?? And the little orange cat was pleasantly surprised... only it knew something in its heart.

?? Lu Zhimian leaned forward slightly, and saw that on the table was probably a comprehensive examination paper, with traces of scribbling and correction on it, and he was deducted [-] points in the exam first.

?? He was a little puzzled: "Is this... drawing symbols?"

??Wei Ming: "..."

??Little orange cat: "Pfft." Couldn't help laughing out loud.

?? *

??Finally back on the familiar and soft big bed, the little orange cat buried his head in the quilt and took a deep breath of the cold cedar fragrance that belonged to someone alone.

?? After inhaling it, I realized what I had just done, and suddenly froze.

??...Why do you feel like an idiot and pervert?

??At this moment, Lu Zhimian came out of the bathroom after taking a shower.

??Although he was wearing pajamas neatly, showing nothing where he shouldn't, but...

?? His previous appearance has been deeply imprinted in the little orange cat's mind, and it can be replaced intelligently in real time.

??So, in the eyes of the little orange cat——

?? Strong chest.

?? Thin wasp waist.

??Perfect eight-pack abs.

?? Suck slip.

??Lu Zhimian walked to the bed, casually put the hair that was just used to wipe the towel on the bedside table, squatted down, and rubbed the little orange cat's rounder face: "What are you thinking? Drooling It’s all about to flow.”

??Actually, Lu Zhimian just thought it was thinking of something delicious, but when this sentence fell into the ears of the little orange cat, it was like thunder.

??"Meow!"

?? Hu, nonsense!I'm not greedy for your body!

??The little orange cat patted Lu Zhimian's face with its paw, then turned around angrily, and pointed its butt at him.

?? The headlights in the bedroom have been turned off, leaving only the floor lamp by the bed.

??The warm yellow light falls on the back of the little orange cat, creating a golden halo.

??The tip of the ear, which is so thin that the blood vessels can be seen clearly, is even more red at this moment, as if it is about to bleed.

??So Yu Fei is so easily shy??

??Lu Zhimian's heart skipped a beat.

??The little orange cat kept this sitting position until it felt a big hollow around it.

?? Well, Lu Zhimian should have gone to bed.

?? "Do you want to chat?" A deep and pleasant voice sounded from behind.

??Talk?

??The little orange cat's ears moved slightly.

??For some reason, the first thing it thought of was neither the matter of its own car accident, nor the matter of Lu and Rong An, but...

??Then is there a chance for it to get the information of Bai Yueguang from Lu Zhimian?

??So, the little orange cat turned back resolutely, looked at Lu Zhimian who was half lying down, and nodded solemnly.

??The corners of Lu Zhimian's lips curled slightly, and he took out a tablet and a...pink thing with a strange shape that looked like a keyboard from the drawer of the bedside table.

?? "This is a keyboard specially customized by me. It will be more convenient for you when typing."

??The little orange cat looked at the tablet and keyboard pushed in front of him in a daze.

??Special order...for it??

??Even the heart that was still beating steadily when imagining Lu Zhimian's naked body just now seemed to suddenly lose control.

??"boom"

?? "Boom"

?? "Bang bang bang"

??The sound of the heartbeat was so loud that the little orange cat was worried that Lu Zhimian next to him would hear it. It lay down on the quilt with a guilty conscience, trying to calm down its restless heart.

?? "After you recover, do you have any plans?"

??The little orange cat raised its eyes slightly. The speaker had a careless expression on his face. He was still holding a mobile phone. What was displayed on the screen was stock information that he could not understand... as if he just asked an insignificant question .

?? The heart is a very spiritual organ.

?? Just like the little orange cat has not reacted at this time, but the heart has automatically eased the beating rhythm and returned to the usual frequency.

??Ah, isn't he worried that he will hang on?

??Looking at the gift just received, the little orange cat could no longer return to the emotion of surprise just now. Its furry paws stayed above the keyboard for a long time, and it took a long time to press it lightly.

??The keyboard design is very thoughtful, the keycaps are made of silicone, and the soft pads will not feel any discomfort.

??The tablet's memo interface gradually displayed words, and Lu Zhimian took a look:

??【After I become a human, I will move out immediately. Thank you very much for taking care of me for so many days. 】

?? His heart sank suddenly.

?? Move away immediately... Do you hate him so much?

??【Well, can I make a request? 】

??Looking at the carefully written words on the screen, Lu Zhimian felt as if his heart was tightly clenched together, making him a little out of breath.

?? After a pause of two seconds, he could answer in a normal tone: "What request?"

??【I asked Wei Min before, after I turn back into a human, the kitten may return to normal, or it may become stupid due to my long-term occupation of the body...Can I take it away? 】

??【Of course, as an apology, I will buy you another orange-white Mankikang short-legged cat. Do you think this is okay??? 】

??Not only did he move away, but he also took away the little orange cat that possessed a soul...

?? Lu Zhimian suspected that he probably ate bitter gourd at night, otherwise why would his throat feel bitterness every time he took a breath?

?? "I can't promise you this request."

?? I don't know if it was Yu Fei's illusion, but he always felt that Lu Zhimian's voice was a little deeper than before.

?? "I don't like the orange-and-white Munchkin short-legged cat. What I like is just this cat, which is different."

?? It's different...

?? Is it possible that this difference, even if there is only a 1% possibility, is talking about yourself?The heart rhythm of the little orange cat lost its balance again.

?? "If you like the little orange cat, you can also come to my place to see it often, welcome anytime."

?? After Lu Zhimian finished speaking, he couldn't help reaching out and touching the little orange cat's head.

?? You have to touch it a few more times while it is still him, otherwise... you won't be able to touch it in the future.

??【Okay, thank you anyway. 】

??"You're welcome."

?? The room suddenly fell into silence again, only the breathing of one person and one cat floated shallowly.

??【By the way, when you went to find Wei Ming that day, the tablet you left for me was the one you used. 】

??"fine……"

??Before he finished speaking, Lu Zhimian's pupils shrank suddenly.

??Because he saw the next line displayed on the tablet——

??【The background on the tablet is a bit like the school badge of Rongcheng No. [-] Middle School ten years ago. Have you been to Rongcheng before? 】

??The author has something to say: I will not move away!

??Professional pastry chef, someone Wen must not let them live in two places, make a fist!