After the divorce I became my ex-husband's cat

?? The kitten in front of him was no bigger than his palm, and it was as soft as a ball of cotton just picked from the sun.

??The fur color is orange and white on the back, and the fur on the belly is a little sparse and looks pink. Four small paws that are as white as mangosteen that have been shelled hang down lazily.

??Lu Zhimian inadvertently remembered a sentence that he didn't know where he heard——

?? Cats that can catch mice have their hind legs stretched out, and only lazy cats will hang together.

??The "delicious and lazy" kitten didn't know that someone was slandering him. He was already stunned by the face in front of him.

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??How can you meet someone who looks so similar to Lu Zhimian after being reincarnated as a cat?

?? What did he do wrong? !

??The person in front of him has the same deep outline as Lu Zhimian, the same outstanding facial features, the same eyes that have accumulated ice and snow for thousands of years, and...a handsome face that makes people fall in love with just one glance.

?? Will there really be two people who look exactly the same in this world?

?? Yu Fei suddenly had a bad feeling.

?? Could it be... Lu Zhimian?

??Because the person in front of him raised him to a height that he could hardly reach by himself, Yu Fei tried his best to turn his neck and sweep around the bright living room...

??This familiar European style antique large dome light.

?? This familiar giant TV occupies most of the wall.

?? And the three or four and a half old game controllers on the coffee table.

??He still clearly remembers that he only took the latest handle on the day he moved, while the old ones were placed on the coffee table casually, even in the exact position...

??As soon as the front foot got divorced and moved out, the back foot turned into a cat and was sent back non-stop.

??... It's really divorced and lonely.

??Lu Zhimian couldn't feel the turmoil in the kitten's heart. He only noticed some potato chips stuck to the kitten's furry mouth and a few thin, transparent whiskers. His gaze followed the bag in the corner of the sofa. On the large package of potato chips with residue——

??X Brand Lime Potato Chips.

?? Lu Zhimian's gaze softened a lot.

??Before he and Yu Fei divorced, whether it was off-duty time or holidays, what Yu Fei liked most was to nestle on this big sofa while eating snacks and watching TV and playing games.

?? This bag of potato chips that has been opened a long time ago is obviously left by Yu Fei.

??He put the kitten on the ground, reached out and pulled out the potato chip bag, smoothed the folds, opened the torn opening, squeezed a handful of potato chip crumbs into his mouth, and felt The taste that he had never tried bloomed on the tip of his tongue, and he slowly closed his eyes.

??Yu Fei who saw his movement: "..."

?? How long has the time passed?Could it be that Lu Zhimian has fallen to the point where he can't even afford a bag of potato chips and has to compete with the kitten?

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??Lu Zhimian not only "competed with the kitten for food", but even carefully folded the packaging bag to the size of a tofu cube after eating, and stuffed it very preciously into the pocket of the pajama pants.

??Yu Fei just recovered from the shock: "..."

??Ruined.

??His ex-husband and current master Lu · Ba Zong · Zhimian... He is bankrupt!

??…

??Full of food and drink, Yu Fei lay on his soft and luxurious cat bed with all four paws facing the sky, and couldn't help but burped milky while mourning the spring and autumn.

??He could already imagine that this house was auctioned off, and he could only follow Lu Zhimian to live on the streets.

?? There is no more delicious imported cat food.

?? There is no warm and rich goat's milk.

?? There are no lime-flavored potato chips that can remind him of the days of being a man...

?? Oh, maybe he can steal the packing bag that Lu Zhimian hid and lick it for a taste.

?? Too bad, really too bad.

??Yu Fei couldn't help but beat the bed, why couldn't Lu Zhimian go bankrupt ten years later!The cat's lifespan is not long, so why not let him enjoy the happiness!It's so disappointing!

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?? Lu Zhimian, who didn't know that he had been bankrupted by someone for ten years, was sitting at the desk in the study.

??Everything he could think of had already been explained, and Lu Zhimian, who was suddenly free, went blank.

??It was already three o'clock in the morning, and the whole city fell into a peaceful sleep, but he didn't feel sleepy at all.

??He took out a blank drawing paper and a half-used sketch pen from the drawer on the right, and Lu Zhimian traced on the drawing paper so proficiently that it was almost mechanical.

??His hand speed is very fast, but within 15 minutes, a back figure clearly appeared on the drawing paper——

?? That is the back of a teenager.

??Wearing a school uniform with a unified sports style that was uniform throughout Rongcheng more than ten years ago, the dark and empty schoolbag was slung crookedly on one shoulder, and the setting sun shone down, smudged a circle of golden color on the boy's body The halo is like a god who fell into the world...

??The drawing paper was put back in the drawer, and what was pressed on it was the newly unrolled lime-flavored potato chip packaging bag.

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??In the next few days, Yu Fei didn't see Lu Zhimian much.

?? Kittens sleep a lot, they can sleep for 24 hours in 20 hours, and the remaining 4 hours are basically eating or on the way to eat.

?? And Lu Zhimian...

??As a president who is about to go bankrupt, he is of course busy dealing with the company. Yu Fei sincerely hopes that he can work harder. After all, stray cats are really miserable!

??The last time I was not enough to be a human being, I accidentally passed away.

??Being a cat this time is not enough, I hope to die later.

?? Yu Fei stood upright with difficulty, trying to put his two furry mangosteen front paws together, bowed clumsily towards the west, and recited devoutly in his heart:

??Buddha Tathagata, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, please protect Lu Zhimian before going bankrupt after ten years. Xinmao is willing to pay for not eating bitter melon for ten years. Amitabha, please!

??So, when Lu Zhimian opened the door and stepped into the living room, he saw his short-legged cat making strange movements.

??Lu Zhimian: "..."

?? Is this cat sick?

??As usual, Lu Zhimian took out the bag of imported kitten food from the cabinet in the living room, and was about to pour the food into the pink cat special dish, when he realized that the kitten who was doing strange movements just now had no clue Unknowingly, he teleported to the side of the small dish, staring at himself with those big round eyes, the meaning revealed in the eyes is obvious:

?? Pour!Come down!Give me a lot of pouring!

?? Lu Zhimian was a little embarrassed by his own brain, he was really busy these two days, and he came up with such a strange idea.

??He shook his head, and kept pouring the cat food into the small dish that the kitten was pawing expectantly, making a crisp crashing sound.

??It wasn't until the cat food covered 2/3 of the small plate that Lu Zhimian stopped, and evenly spread the cat food in the plate with his fingers.

?? He is not in a hurry, so there are naturally people who are in a hurry.

?? For example, when Yu Fei saw that his dinner was only such a small amount, he became very anxious.

??Although Lu Zhimian is about to go bankrupt, there is no need to abuse the kitten like this, right?

??Dinner is just a little bit, he wakes up hungry every night!

?? Yu Fei tried his best to stretch out his claws to paw at the packaging bag containing cat food, trying to scoop up some more, but after just a few paws, his movement was stopped.

?? Lu Zhimian gently but firmly lifted the kitten's paw from the packaging bag, and his tone was a bit serious: "The kitten should eat less and eat more."

??Yu Fei: "..."

??Then you are giving me more food than meow!

??Eating less and not eating more is a hero!

?? Deserves you to go bankrupt!

?? The beards on both sides of Yu Fei's mouth were shaking with anger.

?? Lu Zhimian ruthlessly stuffed the bag of kitten cat food into a high cabinet. Yu Fei, who couldn't reach that height for a while (yong) (yong) (yong) (yuan) had no choice but to give up and ate it aggrievedly. I barely even had a full stomach for dinner.

??He was disgusted while eating:

??This cat food is so hard, don’t you know how to soak him in water?I really don't know how to do things, but the secretary is caring.

??Now that he knows that the nominal owner is Lu Zhimian, Yu Fei naturally thinks that the person who sent him here last time is Lu Zhimian's secretary... No wonder it looks familiar. The secretary came to fetch the documents that Lu Zhimian left at home, and it was Yu Fei Fei opened the door.

?? After eating more than half of the cat food, Yu Fei deliberately controlled himself to save some to eat when he woke up hungry at night, and went to the next door to drink a few mouthfuls of sweet fresh goat milk, squinting his eyes comfortably, and the furry behind The little tail of the dog waggles back and forth unconsciously, showing that the owner of the tail is in a good mood at the moment.

?? After eating and drinking enough, Yu Fei stretched on the ground. After a stroll around the neighborhood, he realized that Lu Zhimian, who usually went upstairs and went into the study when he got home, was sitting on the sofa and watching intently. watching TV.

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?? You don't even need to overtime the class, it really is bankrupt!

?? Yu Fei thought bitterly.

??The little cat walked gracefully (ben) and elegant (zhuo) catwalk, and gradually walked to Lu Zhimian's feet.

?? "Meow~ Meow~ Meow~"

?? Cub, you have to work hard, I still have to rely on you to earn the money for cat food and milk powder!

??Lu Zhimian heard the thin and milky meowing, subconsciously looked down——

??The orange-white Mankikang short-legged cat is sitting upright at his feet, looking up at him.

??It was covered with fluff, but Lu Zhimian always felt that he could see a serious expression on the cat's face.

??Lu Zhimian: "..."

?? It seems that I have to find a time to see a psychiatrist.

?? "... A kitten stays alone at home for a long time, and it is easy to have bad emotions such as depression, especially the Mankikang, which is a relatively close breed. If you are free, go home and spend more time with it..."

??The secretary's words suddenly appeared in Lu Zhimian's mind.

??Ah, I want him to hug me, what a clingy kitten, he thought.

??Thus, before Yu Fei finished his "education" words, he felt the skin on the back of his neck tighten, his limbs were hanging in the air, and he was lifted from the ground "suddenly".

??...that damn familiar feeling of suffocation.

??The next second, Yu Fei fell into a warm and unfamiliar embrace, and a deep and soft voice rang in his ears——

?? "Are you happy?"

??Yu Fei: "..."

??Hehe, I am so happy.

??Actually teasing a three-month-old kitten...

??Are you still a human being, Lu Zhimian!