After the divorce I became my ex-husband's cat

??The bathroom, which seemed a bit deserted at first, became misty now, and the charming fragrance of catnip wafted in every corner.

??The little orange cat wearing a cute pink shower cap is sitting comfortably on the small wooden stool in the bathtub.

?? With two hind legs on the ground and two front paws resting on the edge of the bathtub behind him, it is a very comfortable and humanized sitting posture.

??Due to the convenience of applying shower gel, the water in the bathtub has been put to only half.

??The fur of the little orange cat is soaked, but its body shape has not changed much. Because of its sitting posture, there is still a bulge on its belly.

??Besides, Lu Zhimian, who has evolved from a shit shovel officer to a bath scrubber, dutifully rubbed the pet-specific unscented body wash on the little orange cat's fur, which turned into pieces of white foam.

??His strength and technique are just right, so comfortable that the little orange cat can't help hooking its sharp claws until——

??Lu Zhimian's hand began to reach out to the dangerous place.

??The furry mangosteen claws pressed on Lu Zhimian's wrist that was about to fall.

??Lu Zhimian looked up, and the little orange cat, who had closed his eyes to enjoy himself, had opened his eyes, and the light green cat pupils were bright and alert.

?? "What's wrong?" The scrubber looked innocent.

??The two of them could not speak the same language, and it was inconvenient to use a tablet to type in this situation, so the little orange cat had to lift his hand up and use his body to express his meaning.

?? Of course Lu Zhimian understood what it meant, and his expression instantly became more innocent: "Since you want to take a bath, of course you have to wash your whole body well."

?? However, this kind of reason is useless to the little orange cat, and the strength of pulling is even greater.

?? Thinking for a while, Lu Zhimian immediately thought of a more convincing reason: "Your current situation is equivalent to a tourist who rents a house, and now the owner of the house wants to clean the house. How can you refuse to be a tourist?"

?? "..."

??The little orange cat was stunned by his metaphor of "it sounds wrong but it seems to be very reasonable". The cat with a small capacity turned his head for a long time and couldn't think of a reason to refute it. Finally Under the urging of Lu Zhimian's condemning eyes, he still hesitated to move his claws away, and then——

?? "Tsk, this little thing looks really round."

??Little orange cat: "..."

?? Oh, my pure balls!

?? *

??Recently, there have been two major events that have caused a sensation in Rongcheng.

??The first is that Rongan, a local real estate leader in Rongcheng, signed a cooperation agreement with the North American Abyss Group;

??Secondly, Lu Group and Future City International, which is also a real estate company, released a cooperation strategy.

??And these two news were released almost on the same day, involving three rich and powerful companies in Rongcheng at once, especially two of them were married not long ago... The people of Rongcheng are fast I can't eat it.

??About why the cooperative relationship between the Lu family and Rong'an, the two marriage enterprises, broke down... I can guess anything!

?? However, the most widely spread and most accepted statement by the people who eat melons is——

The president of the Lu family and the eldest son of Rong'an are very affectionate. Because he was dissatisfied with his father-in-law's behavior of supporting his illegitimate son after his lover fell into a coma in a car accident, he cut off the cooperative relationship with Rong'an and vowed to take back Rong'an for his lover...

??Of course, some people who had heard about the inside story of the charity auction came forward: Didn't the president of the Lu family have hooked up with Rong An's second young master?I heard that a ruby ​​worth 3000 million was also photographed for him.

?? There is even a microblog testimonial of the former traffic star and now Rong'an Ershao Lijun——

??[Li Jun V]: Thank you for this valuable gift, which makes me feel loved. [Love.jpg]

?? The microblog was released shortly after the auction ended.

?? But this claim was quickly refuted.

??Because on the day when this statement came out, one of the parties involved, the president of the Lu Corporation, personally posted on Weibo and slapped some unknown people who eat melons in the face——

??[Lu V]: Small ears, they suit you very well. [image.jpg]

?? The content of the picture is a little orange cat lying on the bed with its four paws facing the sky, sleeping soundly, and it is wearing a platinum necklace around its neck. ruby.

??As soon as this Weibo appeared, it instantly pushed the wave of gossip to the top.

?? There are even a lot of conspiracy theories quietly circulating, for example, the car accident of Young Master Rong An was caused by the illegitimate son Li Jun who had just been announced, and it was for Rong An, and the Second Young Master Rong An wanted to seduce his brother Her husband did everything possible, the death of Rong An's former chairman and the current chairman's late wife were all related to Rong An's current chairman, in order to promote Li Jun, the illegitimate son, to the position, and so on, once word spread to Li Mingyuan's ears Li was so angry that he smashed a mobile phone.

??The fragments of the mobile phone splashed to the feet of Secretary Sun who was standing not far away, and she subconsciously took a step back.

?? Li Mingyuan noticed her small movements, and his dark eyes fell on her: "What? You also believe these ridiculous rumors?"

?? Secretary Sun quickly shook his head, lowered his eyes, not daring to look at his immediate boss who was in a rage, and muttered, "This subordinate doesn't believe me."

??He snorted coldly, stretched out his hand to loosen his tie, took a sip of the already cold tea on the table, and the bitter taste hit the back of his tongue, but it strangely reassured Li Mingyuan.

Years of experience in power quickly calmed him down, and his expression gradually calmed down. He waved at the trembling Secretary Sun in front of him: "Go out, check these rumors carefully, and find out who is behind the scenes as soon as possible. "

"Yes." Secretary Qin replied, and trotted out of the office.

??It wasn't until the office door closed behind her that she couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. Director Li just now was so scary, so scary... She almost thought those rumors were true.

??Gently caressing his chest with his hands, Secretary Sun was about to turn around and leave when he suddenly thought of a question:

?? If it was a rumor, why didn't Director Li simply hand over the matter to the company's legal department?

??It's not that I haven't encountered such a situation before. When encountering someone who spreads rumors, directly filing a lawsuit is the best deterrent method.But this time, Director Li asked her to find out who was behind the scenes. It didn't feel like trying to deter those who spread rumors, but like... wanting to keep her mouth shut.

?? Then what kind of things need to be sealed?

??Secretary Sun thought of the content of these so-called rumors, and suddenly felt as if a basin of ice water had been poured into his whole body, which was so cold to the bone.

?? *

??"Snapped"

??The lights in the room were turned on, and bright light instantly flooded the room.

"Okay." Wei Min turned his head wearily and said to the little orange cat lying on the bed.

?? Today's mantra is finally finished.

??The smell of the incense has not dissipated, the little orange cat turned over and got up from the bed, and immediately sneezed.

?? "Meow meow?" Can we discuss it?

?? Wei Huan packed up the utensils for burning incense and replied without raising his head: "What's wrong?"

?? "Meow meow, meow meow." Next time, try another fragrance, this smell is too strong.

?? "..." Wei Min glanced at it speechlessly, "Scent is just like this, what else do you want?"

?? "Meow, meow? Meow meow." Well, can it be customized?I think the cedar smell on Lu Zhimian's body is quite pleasant.

??Wei Ming never expected that after reciting the mantra so hard, his head would be filled with a bowl of dog food, and he was even more speechless: "...that's a human problem. If Lu Zhimian's body is full of fragrance, oh, what I'm talking about is The incense you just lit, I think you will also find it pleasant."

??The little orange cat thinks that Wei Min is talking nonsense. Which person smells this kind of fragrance and makes the cat feel good?

??However, before it could utter its complaints, Wei Min's next sentence made it stunned in place——

?? "This phenomenon actually has a scientific basis. When you see someone you like, the hormone secretion will increase, so you will think that he smells good. I just taught it in biology class two days ago..."

??the person I like……

??Hormones rise...

??The little orange cat suddenly felt that his cat-like symptoms had become more serious. Otherwise, how could it understand every word Wei Ming said, and couldn't understand what he meant when they were linked together?

??Before it questioned or refuted, Wei Huan, who had just dropped a bomb, spoke again: "Also, can you realize that I am still underage, don't spend all day on me Show your love in front of me, I already know very well how much you two love each other, please go back to your room to show off in the future, okay?"

??This sentence is not a bomb... because this tm is almost at the level of an atomic bomb!

??It directly knocked out the little orange cat.

?? Its four legs were a little weak, and it simply sat down on the bed, making a dull sound of a big piece of meat colliding with the mattress, which startled Wei Min, who was immersed in his righteous indignation.

?? "Hey, I... Didn't I just tell you not to show affection in front of me? Did you get hit like this?" Wei Huan couldn't figure it out.

?? "... Meow meow?"... Can you stop talking nonsense?

??Because of the aftermath of the bomb, the little orange cat's voice was a little weak.

?? "What nonsense?" Wei Min was not convinced, "Which sentence did I make wrong?"

?? "... Meow."...Every sentence is wrong.

??Where can the love between it and Lu Zhimian come from?

?? "You're talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth, okay?" The most unbearable thing for young people is the negation of others.

??The little orange cat sighed, stretched out its furry front paws and beckoned to Wei Ming who was standing in front of the bed: "Meow, meow, meow." Come on, come here, my brother will tell you the truth.

???

??The little orange cat was a little out of his mind, and didn't hear his words clearly, so he couldn't help asking: "Meow?" What did you say?

??Of course Wei Min didn't dare to let the little orange cat hear these words. After all, the cat's sharp claws were not a joke. He had seen all kinds of stab wounds on Lu Zhimian's hands and neck before... Tsk tsk, it's miserable.

??So Wei Min just cleared his throat: "It's nothing, I said the room layout is pretty nice."

?? This room was fully arranged by Yu Fei. When he heard others praise his work, he immediately forgot what happened just now, and his tail cocked up: "Meow, meow." Of course, I don't even look at it. See who designed it.

"Amazing," Wei Min gave it a thumbs-up, and then sat down on the rug beside the little orange cat's bed. "You just wanted to tell me the truth?"

?? "Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow?" The truth is, although Lu Zhimian and I were married, it was only a business marriage, and we divorced a few months ago, so what you said What kind of show of affection can't happen to us at all, understand?

??Little orange cat thinks that he has clear logic, uses appropriate words, and is a very short and concise explanation, so he can't help being a little proud of his superb generalization ability.

??However, this short, concise, well-summarized explanation made him very satisfied in exchange for——

"Pfft."

?? merciless ridicule.

??The next second, a death ray fell on the person who laughed.

??The original soft cry of the little orange cat also became a little gloomy at this moment: "Meow?" What are you laughing at?

??Under its staring gaze, Wei Min touched his nose in embarrassment, and then replied very honestly and straightforwardly: "Although it's not polite to say that, but..."

?? "I think your words are really funny."

??Little orange cat: "..."

??Bring up my Qinglong Yanyue Saber!

??I'm going to kill this little bastard who has no respect for his elders and speaks outrageous words today!

??The author has something to say: Congratulations to Mr. Lu for winning the title of [Metaphorical Ghost]!

??Congratulations to Master Wei for winning the title of [The Only Understandable Person]!

??感谢在2020-10-0419:09:00~2020-10-0521:02:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

??Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of shawnee; 5 bottles less to come to my house to play in the future; 1 bottle of Shen Nanzhi;

?? Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!