After the divorce I became my ex-husband's cat

??Wei Min's birthday dinner will be held in the banquet hall in the middle of the lake. Although the number of participants is not large, it has been carefully prepared.

??In addition to the dishes made by the chef in the manor, the most special thing is that everyone at the banquet will cook a dish for Wei Min to celebrate his birthday, except of course Wei Min himself.

?? In order to create a surprise, Wei Min didn't know about this.

??So, just after dinner, Wei Min was sent back to the small courtyard where he lived by Yu Fei's excuse.

?? "Is there something you are hiding from me?"

??Wei Min is not slow, and the acting skills of this group of people are not superior either.

?? Yu Fei, who was walking aside, paused, but pretended to be nonchalant: "What's the matter? What do we have to hide from you?"

??Hearing his words, Wei Min's eyes became more and more suspicious.

??Seeing that he obviously didn't believe what he said, Yu Fei simply changed the subject: "You can change your clothes in a while. The wind and sand in the suburbs are heavy, and white clothes are easy to get dirty."

??"……good."

??Wei Ming agreed, but he was thinking in his heart that the manor is located at the foot of Tangshan, which is densely covered with forests, surrounded by lawns, and even has a lake in the center... Where did the wind and sand come from?

??Could it be because someone changed clothes just now?

?? Just as his mind was running rapidly, Yu Fei on the side spoke again:

?? "Also, actually, I think the most important task for high school students is to study, right?"

??Yu Fei still couldn't help it. After all, in his eyes, Wei Min was still a simple (but good at catching ghosts) underage child, while Sui Zilin was an adult who had been immersed in society for many years...

?? He was afraid that if he didn't remind in time, his newly grown cabbage would be abducted by experienced wild boars with rough skin and thick flesh!

??However, Wei Min misunderstood his implication, thinking that he skipped two classes last Friday to check the Feng Shui of Cui's newly bought house.

?? He hesitated and nodded: "It should be..."

??Shouldn't he be allowed to catch ghosts and write talismans to see Feng Shui?

?? But his reaction fell into Yu Fei's eyes, and it became evidence that Xiaobaicai himself was also beginning to waver.

?? Yu Fei, who is eager to protect the cubs, is heartbroken: "What should it be? It must be. Is the most important thing for high school students besides studying? No!"

?? "Study is definitely the most important thing," Wei Ming was extremely embarrassed, "but you can still do something else in your spare time..."

?? Although Master Wei's business hours are often class time.

?? "No! Doing other things will affect learning!"

?? "But I can guarantee that it won't affect my studies."

??…

??The two people are obviously not in the same thinking dimension, but they still fight hard until——

?? "Puppy love has no future!" Yu Fei was so angry that he put his hands on his hips.

?? "Who said puppy love..." Wei Min subconsciously continued, and it took three seconds to react, and said in surprise, "What puppy love? Didn't you mean that I skipped class to watch Feng Shui?"

?? Yu Fei: "???"

?? "Wait, you skipped class again!"

?? "... I don't have one." Wei Min categorically denied what he said just now.

"No wonder your homeroom teacher sent me a text message two days ago to ask me to urge you," Yu Fei's eyes became more dangerous, "So you skipped class."

?? "Why does she always give you small reports..." Wei Min scratched his hair in some distress, "I just skipped half a class."

??"Really?"

??"……one class."

??"Oh?"

?? "... two classes, really only two classes!"

"Just?" Yu Fei pinched him with a baby-fat face, "I wanted you to rest in the room now, don't rest now, write a [-]-word review, Reflect on your mistakes deeply.”

?? "..."

?? "Also, Baidu is not allowed, I will check the plagiarism manually."

?? "..." is too ruthless.

??Finally, Wei Min went upstairs dejectedly, while Yu Fei left the yard refreshed.

??After 5 minutes, both of them reacted together——

??Wei Ming: Wait, isn't today your birthday?Why do you have to write a review on your birthday?

??Yu Fei: Wait, aren't you talking about him and Sui Zilin??How did you go around to the review?

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?? *

??When Yu Fei arrived at the banquet hall in the middle of the lake, the rest of the people were already in the kitchen.

?? "Brother, why, why have you been here for so long? He Da, the master is learning ghost catching skills, what about the skills?" Wang Shao joked while kneading the dough as if he was going to make some pastry.

?? Yu Fei glared at him angrily, but said nothing.

??Lu Zhimian, who had already prepared the side dishes, walked over, holding an apron of the same style as himself in his hand: "Put this on first."

?? Yu Fei nodded, and was about to reach out, but Lu Zhimian walked around behind him, and gently put the apron on him.

??The familiar scent of cedar lingered on the tip of his nose, which instantly extinguished the fire that Yu Fei had just started with Wei Min.

?? "Cough, I'll do it myself."

?? After all, it was in a public place, and the temperature on Yu Fei's cheeks rose uncontrollably.

"It's okay." Lu Zhimian naturally knew his concerns, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly, "We are legally married."

?? While talking, he also helped Yu Fei tie up the belt around his waist. From the perspective of others, the two of them were almost hugging each other.

??Wang Shao just turned around to get a bottle of water when he accidentally saw this scene. He suddenly felt that his eyes were about to go blind. He covered his face and said with a toothache: "You two be careful, there are so many people here, are you there?" , co-author let us give it to you, what about your obligation to shine?"

?? Others didn't pay attention at first, but Wang Shao yelled and immediately shifted everyone's attention to the two people who were close to each other.

?? instantly became the focus, Yu Fei was a little embarrassed, stretched out his hand and pushed Lu Zhimian's hand that was still on his waist after tying the belt, slightly opened the distance between the two, and then retorted seriously Shao: "He just helped me tie the belt of my apron, where do you want to go?"

??Wang Shao never expected that it was not Lu Zhimian, who never dealt with him, but his good brother Yu Fei who responded to him. He was stunned for a long time before he could say: "...Emphasis on sex and despise friends!"

?? Yu Fei glanced at him, and nodded confidently: "Yes."

?? Wang Shao: "..."

??Sui Zilin was leaning on the sink and watching the farce of "the human-shaped light bulb tried to go on strike according to reason, but was forced to emit brighter light", and suddenly felt the phone in his pocket vibrate one time.

?? Thinking it was a message from a friend, Sui Zilin walked slowly to the sink to wash his hands, took a paper towel from the side and dried every finger carefully, and then took it easy. The phone was taken out, because the time passed too long, and the screen of the phone went off automatically.

??Press the side button, and there is an eye-catching message along with the screen——

??【Can you come to where I live? 】

??【Sender: Wei Min】

??! ! !

?? Sui Zilin, who was still lazy, stood up straight.

?? He has never received a text message from Wei Min.

?? To be precise, even his text messages to Wei Ming were not sent successfully, because...

?? He is a permanent resident in Wei Min's blacklist.

??……What's going on today?

?? Sui Zilin didn't have time to think about it, so he stuffed his phone back into his pocket, planning to go to Wei Ming's yard first.

?? He subconsciously took a look at the couple who were facing away from him and were cooking side by side... Well, he probably didn't notice himself.

?? However, just as he turned to leave, and was about to walk out from the kitchen door, a beating voice sounded——

"Hey, Zi, Zi Lin, where are you going?"

??It's what I can't do, attracting Wang Shao, the No.1 firepower.

??Sui Zilin: "..."

?? Fortunately, Yu Fei was carefully checking the menu and did not listen carefully to Wang Shao's words. Only Lu Zhimian turned his head and gave him a meaningful look.

?? "...I'm going to the bathroom, cough."

?? He made an excuse casually, and the inexplicably guilty Sui Zilin picked up the white down jacket hanging at the side and smeared the soles of his feet.

??Looking at his hurried back, Wang Shao shook his head and said with emotion: "It seems true, really urgent..."

??After studying the recipe, Yu Fei came back to his senses and tilted his head in doubt: "What's the rush?"

?? Before Wang Shao could answer, Lu Zhimian took a step forward to block the sight between the two of them. He clicked a few times on the tablet casually, and said casually: "Is this recipe better? Seasoning The recipe is much clearer than the one just now."

??Yu Fei's attention was indeed diverted: "It seems to be, the portion just now is all 'moderate', and this one has a few grams marked, so let's take this..."

?? *

??The banquet hall in the middle of the lake is really not close to the courtyard where they live. When they came, the housekeeper sent a car to take them here.

?? But this time Sui Zilin wanted to go back secretly without telling everyone, so he couldn't openly look for the butler... At this moment, he saw a bicycle parked on the stone road leading to the shore from the banquet hall!

?? To be precise, it is a children's bicycle, because a wheel is added on each side of the rear wheel to help maintain stability.

??...All right, it's just you.

??…

??So, when Wei Min was basking comfortably in the sun on the balcony on the second floor and worrying about how to write the review, he saw an unknown object appearing on the road not far away——

?? A man in white clothes and a white hat "sprints" down the deserted boulevard on what appears to be an exclusive quad bike for preschoolers under the age of seven, looking like It's... a polar bear doing acrobatics.

??Wei Min suddenly became interested. He stood up from the recliner covered with blankets, leaned on the railing of the balcony and looked out.

??Although the people in the car seem to be pedaling the bicycle very hard, but this speed... is really touching.

??Walking faster than this, this guy doesn't look very smart, Wei Min complained silently in his heart.

?? However, the complaints are the ones, and Wei Ming continued to watch the fun happily, until the small bicycle that "seemed to be galloping but was actually speeding" stopped outside his yard.

??Wei Ming: "?"

?? The man stepped off the bicycle with a long leg, and then pushed the preschool children's bicycle to the front of his yard.

??Wei Ming: "!"

?? Then, the hat, sunglasses, and mask were taken off one by one, allowing people to finally see his face clearly.

??Wei Ming: "..."

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