My boy god can't be this cute

The weekend is approaching in a lukewarm way, and the day before was summoned by her parents to go home for dinner. Mo's mother nagged from entering the door to going out, it was nothing more than to be proactive when dating, and to go shopping with girls to watch out for others If you like, you must not be soft-handed when it is time to pay the bill. It is just a matter of hitting a swollen face to pretend to be a fat man once or twice. First, trick the wife into the door.

Then he shut Mo Yiyun into the room, took out a bunch of clothes like a magic trick, put them on and took them off and changed them into a whole set from the inside to the outside, Mo's mother let him go home satisfied.

So exhausted that Mo Yiyun fell asleep when he got home, dealing with women, especially hegemonic old women, felt more tiring than updating tens of thousands of words a day, and even forgot to change the time of the alarm clock.

So when Mo Yiyun slept happily hugging the quilt until the alarm clock rang at 09:30, the phone was already turned off.After turning on the computer and logging in to Penguin, dozens of messages flooded in, and the computer crashed for half a minute.

Edit Wanwan: Yunda Wanwan is calling early~(≧▽≦)/~

Edit Wanwan: Yunda, can you be invisible to Wanwan/(ㄒoㄒ)/

Edit Wanwan: Yunda, are you pooping (·-·*)

The first few lines are still normal greetings, and if you continue to scroll down to read the content, you can imagine Wan Wan beating his chest and feet at the screen.

Editor Wanwan: Mo Yiyun, where did you die!answer the phone!

Edit Wanwan: Damn you, why are you still shutting down your phone!Sleep you paralyzed to do the interview!

Edit Wanwan: I curse you to be pressed by ghosts, dragged by ghosts, and fucked by ghosts!

Then came the most recent ones, sent around [-]:[-].

Edit Wanwan: Don’t be funny, you are about to start...

Edit Wanwan: Please make a sound if you are still alive...

Edit Wanwan: Fast thick line ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !I can't hold it anymore╥﹏╥

Looking up at the alarm clock, it's 09:30. The interview scheduled for [-]:[-] was brought forward to [-]:[-]. Yesterday when I got home, I forgot to advance the alarm clock. Mo Yiyun, who was reading the message with his toothbrush in his mouth, was heartbroken. Dozens of missed calls and unread text messages were all signed by editor Wanwan.

At this moment, Young Master Gong is still continuing to be cold and violent, sitting alone in the living room with a notebook in his hand, fumbling about something, his profile looks so bleak.

Ren Yun: Squeak (/ω╲)

Edit Wanwan: You are paralyzed to use this account to go online!

Ren Yun: People are still brushing their teeth before eating breakfast (/ω╲)

Mo Yiyun's unreasonable request was ignored by Wanwan, and a series of interview-only account numbers and passwords popped up on the screen. After copying and pasting, he logged in. The forum chat room was full of noise, and all kinds of messy remarks continued to swipe the screen, and the information scrolled at a fast speed. Look blind.

System prompt: the administrator prohibits all staff from typing

Host Wanwan: After a long wait, everyone came out, everyone warmly applauded to welcome us, Ren Yunyun, who is beautiful, intelligent, and beloved (*＾3＾)/～☆

Author Ren Yun: Hello everyone, I am Ren Yun

Host Wanwan: Before the interview, Yun Dada still insisted on coding and updated today’s latest chapter, which is really a model among authors o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

Author Ren Yun: dare not be

Mo Yiyun blushed for a while, Wanwan was really good at talking nonsense with his eyes open, he had been out of work for a week, and he blamed Gong Shao for disturbing his mind.

Host Wanwan: Little Tail, don’t keep chatting with Wanwan privately, first let Wanwan ask a few general questions before it’s your turn to ask questions ￣へ￣

Author Ren Yun: Hehe

Host Wanwan: Yunda is so cold (pд`q.) First of all, let’s introduce Yunda, Yunda is 22 years old, a college student who is as beautiful as a flower, and is currently one of the hottest BL writers on our site, with his representative work I won't say too much.Alright alright, you little goblins stop swiping my screen and get straight to the point.

Author Ren Yun: Good

Host Wanwan: Will Yun Da continue to write articles after graduation?

Author Ren Yun: sit at home full-time

Host Wanwan: Has Yun Da thought about writing other types of articles?

Author Ren Yun: I never thought about it

Host Wanwan: Yunda's current creative progress?

Author Ren Yun: no manuscript

Host Wanwan: What is the current emotional state of Yun Da?

Author Ren Yun:...

Host Wanwan: There is a situation!

Author Ren Yun: Accidentally hit the keyboard (/ω＼)

Host Wanwan: So what is the emotional status?

Author Ren Yun: There are people who like...

Host Wanwan: OMG it is said that Yunda’s ideal type is Gong Shao, I don’t know if it’s true!

Author Ren Yun: Probably...

Mo Yiyun felt as if ten thousand muddy horses were whizzing by, what kind of problem is this, Wan Wan is deliberately trying to make things difficult for him!

Host Wanwan: How many children does Yunda want?

Author Ren Yun: ... what is the problem

Moderator Wanwan: This is a question voted by the goblins (/ω╲)

Author Ren Yun: Whatever

Host Wanwan: OMG Yun, please let me pick up soap for you

Author Ren Yun: no

Host Wanwan: It is said that Yunda recently went on a blind date (`·ω·)∩

Author Ren Yun: ... Yes

Host Wanwan: Are you going on a date this afternoon↖(^ω^)↗

Author Ren Yun: ...I haven't eaten breakfast yet

Host Wanwan: Yun Da, please answer positively

Author Ren Yun: When the takeaway comes, I will pick it up

Mo Yiyun took out his mobile phone and pressed the callback button from the unanswered call, this guy must have deliberately sabotaged him in revenge for getting up late.

"Moxi Moxi?" After a second answer, Uncle Wanwan's smiling voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Brother, can we not be funny!" Mo Yiyun expressed that he was very angry, but it was useless.

"You know the editor can't offend you?" Wanwan smiled happily.

"Brother, I was wrong, please forgive me." It is absolutely unambiguous when it is time to admit a mistake, this is the common sense Mo Yiyun learned from Mo's mother.

"Good boy." Wan Wan took the line contentedly.

Author Ren Yun: I'm sorry, I'm back

Host Wanwan: Yun Da is indeed a conscientious author and a model in the industry, this point is still hungry and sad (/ω＼)

Author Ren Yun: Hehe

Host Wanwan: So let’s continue the topic just now, what is Yun Da’s recent blind date like?

Author Ren Yun: Career is the most important thing

Host Wanwan: So it’s a rumor among the authors that Yunda is very satisfied with his blind date, and the little goblin no longer has to worry about Yunda’s meeting being snatched away (∩_∩)

Author Ren Yun: Yes, at present it is mainly about graduation and filling in pits. It is expected that a new pit will be opened at the end of next month

Host Wanwan: Wow Yunda’s new work is exclusively released, the goblins are blessed O(≧▽≦)O

Author Ren Yun: I hope everyone will continue to support

Moderator Wan Wan: Then the following is the free Q&A time that everyone has been looking forward to. The first person to reply after Wan Wan lifts the ban will have the opportunity to communicate with Yunda face to face. ヽ(·-·)

System prompt: the administrator has enabled all staff to type

Master: 111

Author Ren Yun: Hello

Young Master: Yun Da, you are yourself!It's me who took the initiative to talk to me these days! (≧▽≦)/

Author Ren Yun: Yes

Host Wanwan: Then start the second round of answering

Master: 111

Author Ren Yun: Hello

Young Master: It's too much, I haven't finished talking/(ㄒoㄒ)/Yun Da, I can give you monkeys!

Author Ren Yun: ... it is best not to

Host Wanwan: Little Tail is so fast that he deserves to be a true fan|`Д)>Time is limited and Yunda is very busy, so those who grab the front row suggest asking some substantive questions

Master: 111

Author Ren Yun: ... hello

Young Master: Can Dada Yun go on a date with me? ! ! (/ω＼)

Author Ren Yun:...

Host Wanwan: Yun Da, please answer positively! (^o^)/

Young Master: If there is a chance...

Host Wanwan: It seems to have witnessed something extraordinary! ! ! (^.^)

Master: 111

Host Wanwan: Little tail children's shoes, you can give others a way to survive o(￣┰￣*)ゞ

Author Ren Yun: ... hello

Yunda's little tail: Yunda, let's go on a date this weekend, shall we? ! !

Author Ren Yun: ...please focus on real life

Host Wanwan: Due to time constraints, today’s interview ends here. Thanks again to all the goblins for your support, and thank you Yunda for taking time out of his busy schedule to come to the interview. See you next time *(^o^)/*

Author Ren Yun: Thank you

After typing the last word, Mo Yiyun exited and logged in at the speed of light, his palms on the keyboard were already wet, and he had to keep a distance from Xiaowei in the future, women are really troublesome.

Guilty glanced at Gong Shao who had his back turned to him, Mo Yiyun said something lightly and slipped out.Today is a sunny day, and I made an appointment with Huang Jingjing at the shopping mall in the city center at 11:30. If I arrive late, I will definitely be chopped into ten or eight yuan by Mo's mother, and I will never be reborn forever.

Wearing the clothes specially prepared by Mo's mother, Mo Yiyun smugly looked at the mirror and felt that he was also a dog, no wonder the arrogant young lady would take a fancy to him.

When it comes to dating Mo Yiyun's experience is less than or equal to zero, he has always been surrounded by a bunch of old men, and he has never even had a girlfriend.Who says one can't write novels without experience, Mo Yiyun's writing is romantic when Xiao Gong beats Xiao Shou, of course, this kind of romance is limited to novels.

In reality, Mo Yiyun looked like this: he bumped all the way to the city center by bus, got lost among several shopping malls for a while, and finally arrived at the designated location at the appointed time.He really didn't understand the difference between several shopping malls. There were all kinds of things on a certain treasure, so why did he go to such trouble to go out of the street to be exposed to the wind, sun and rain.

Her hair, which was originally neatly arranged, was blown out of shape by the wind due to the rush of time, and her clothes were faintly stained with sweat.Just kidding, running against the sun at noon, even if it's just the warm sun in May, you can sweat a lot.

Therefore, when Huang Jingjing saw Mo Yiyun, he could almost be described as disgraced, quite down-to-earth.

"Sorry for being late." Mo Yiyun pulled at her torn hair apologetically, the look was simply bleak.

"Let's go eat." Huang Jingjing said, her face was expressionless, and she couldn't tell if she was angry.

"What do you eat?" Mo Yiyun is an otaku, and he is a dead otaku. One of his characteristics is that he is thankful if he can find his way when he goes to the street.

"casual."

"Ice pop?" Mo Yiyun felt goosebumps all over his body after saying that.

"You really don't know how to please girls." Huang Jing was powerless.

"Probably..." Mo Yiyun didn't know how to proceed, her mother only taught her not to be stingy with a girl's request, she didn't say how to watch her words.

"Just go..."

A rush of mobile phone ringing interrupted Huang Jingjing who was in high spirits.

"Uh, wait a minute."

Mo Yiyun took out his phone, Gong Shao's flawless face appeared on the screen, he smiled helplessly, when did this guy secretly save the photos on his phone.