My boy god can't be this cute

Bored in the room alone, Mo Yiyun found himself in a strange mood, without any real sense of broken love, always feeling that Gong Shao was waiting for him in the living room, not going anywhere.

Thinking wildly on Penguin, the author group is still very lively. The topic of everyone's discussion has changed from the sudden disappearance of Wanwan and Mo Yiyun a few days ago to the frequency of Gong Shao's Weibo updates today.

Single eyelid: Ever since the meet and greet, Mr. Shao's Weibo has been frequently used, and there are all kinds of tricks posted!

Wowo: That’s called trick dog abuse (￣へ￣)

Early Waking Sauce: Especially the one last night, which actually took a picture of someone sleeping in soap!

Single eyelid: Is this a hint of cohabitation? (/ω＼)

Wowo: The point is, Yier liked it below＿|￣|○Gong Yidang said she wouldn’t love it anymore

Zaoqijiang: You clearly know that they are nothing

Wowo: I always thought that Yier liked Master Shao!

Single eyelid: but not

Mo Yiyun felt that the amount of information was a little too much. Gong Shao secretly took a photo of himself and posted it on Weibo?Didn't Gu Yi break up with him, what's the psychology of praising him!

Ayun: Soap flakes?

Wowo: Ayunyun is thick!Tell me I'm still awake!

Morning Sauce: Goddess Hello, Goddess Long time no see. How is Goddess Chrysanthemum?

Tsundere and Bent: It is said that yesterday someone was so drunk that he was brought back by Master Shao

Single eyelid: Ayun and Aunt Wanwan have thick lines at the same time o(￣┰￣*)ゞ

Ayun: After carrying it back?

Tsundere and Bent: It is said that there was a night of trouble

Mo Yiyun was in a mess, he seemed to have drunk a little too much yesterday, and he didn't know how he got home, anyway, he woke up and was on the bed, thinking that Qin Yang sent him back.So according to what Wanwan said, yesterday Gong Shao went to a certain place to find himself, and carried himself back, and then he was quarreled all night, that picture shouldn't be too beautiful.And, if nothing unexpected happened, probably the hotel where Qin Yang stayed?In this way, the one who cheated was actually himself, not Gong Shao?That's why he looked at himself with strange eyes?

The more he thought about it, the more powerless he became. Mo Yiyun decisively poked Wanwan privately.

Ayun: What the hell happened yesterday!

Editor Wanwan: Probably you made a fuss about watching island movies, and committed brutal mental violence against Mr. Shao, and finally fell asleep

Ayun: I mean, before I come back!

Edit Wanwan: Master Shao leveled the ground in the living room and waited for your call, but you and Qin Yang couldn’t get through, so Master Shao called home to help find someone, and finally found Qin Yang on the bed of Qin Yang’s children’s shoes. about you

Ayun: Fuck, it really means that I cheated!

Edit Wanwan: The truth of Mutumu is unknown

Ayun: Brother, what should I do╥﹏╥

Edit Wanwan: The goddess used kaomoji on me again!I'm going to take a screenshot!

Ayun: Shen Jingbing, I am seriously asking you something

Editor Wanwan: Are you stupid? After writing so many novels, you can’t deal with them when you encounter them?

Ayun: If it is according to my routine, probably, crying and kneeling and begging for forgiveness?Fart, has the Shou in the Gowen acted like this before?

Edit Wanwan: This time I really took a screenshot (/ω＼) Yunda is actually affected

Ayun: I think I should make mistakes and let him know that brother is not easy to provoke, and let him go for a few days to calm down his arrogance. The male god is amazing, but brother is still a goddess!

Edit Wanwan: As long as you are happy (-_-)

Wanwan silently lit a candle for Gong Shao in his heart, this guy is neither arrogant nor awkward, he really just has a different brain circuit from others, maybe he was not born well when he was a child and had to go around a lot.

Mo Yiyun closed the dialog box, already filled with guilt, and felt that there was a rare opportunity not to be suppressed by Gong Shao, so it was useless, it was all a misunderstanding anyway, so it's better to hold on for a while before talking.But did he really cheat on Qin Yang?This possibility is a bit high. At the beginning, Gong Shao was forced to kiss him and had no choice but to get along with him. He must find an opportunity to ask Qin Yang carefully. It is simply too scary.

Rolling around on the bed with the pillow in his arms, there is the smell left by Gong Shao on the other side of the bed, familiar and nostalgic.Mo Yiyun, who felt wronged, sat in front of the computer again, secretly browsed Gong Shao's Weibo, and sure enough, since May, there were all kinds of tricks with no limit, and even the couple's pajamas of the two were photographed and posted. Evil gay fans.

The most recent Weibo was posted at three o'clock in the morning, "Will this sleeping position spark a new trend?" The accompanying picture shows a person in pink pajamas lying on the bed in a large font with half of his face exposed.The big font is fine, the key hand is still bent upwards in a posture of surrender, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a toad lying on the blue fat man's bed sheet, it can't be more wretched.

What a wonderful image of himself in his mind!Mo Yiyun was furious that he was able to post such a malicious photo, and there were a bunch of rotten women saying how cute, happy, and sweet it was, it really drove me crazy, I must find someone to talk about.

The two men in the living room were extremely distressed and were cheated out of nowhere, and Gong Shao was almost injured internally by a bolt from the blue.God's will is not much better, he didn't even remember that the girl named Strawberry was round and flat, so he was picked up rashly, right, this is really appropriate!

"Master Shao, what do you think we should do?" Tianyi asked helplessly, as he was the fish that got caught in the pond.

"I'm angry, please coax me." Gong Shao was also bleeding internally, if he knew it, he wouldn't be jealous, and if he explained it well, he would be choked to death by saliva.

"I can't even get in through the door, so I can't coax you." Tianyi frowned, "How could you sell me, sir? You also ate the cake that Strawberry came to visit the class."

"I'm helping you digest the garbage. You don't eat sweets. You haven't even touched anything she gave you."

"You can't treat yourself as a trash can, but the little cake made by the sister paper is really good, much better than Xiaoyezi's dark cuisine."

"Are you sure you tasted it? I heard from them that you just threw it in the trash can." Gong Shao made the last effort, since the two are both degenerates from the end of the world, he just gave Tianyi a hand.

"I ate it. If the sweets made by Xiaoyezi can taste half as good as hers, I will pray to God." God's will is not clear, "I won't be afraid of you laughing, Xiaoyezi likes to bake egg tarts and cakes very much, but That craftsmanship is nothing short of horrible, it’s hell-level, so I have no choice but to claim that I don’t like sweets, and I’m in tears when I say it.”

As soon as Tianyi's voice fell, there was a door slamming behind him.

"If I said that your little Ye Zi was standing at the door of the room just now, would you believe me?" Gong Shao's mouth twitched, he couldn't live with his own crimes, young man.

Originally, Wanwan wanted to come out and find a reason to reconcile with God's will. After all, it was wrong for him to accept the gift from the editor-in-chief, so he didn't expect to hear such a conversation.Let’s talk about how God’s will suddenly changed his nature and stopped eating sweets. It turned out to be thanks to his hell cooking. You have the ability to speak ill behind your back and you have the ability to eat the cake made by brother!

"Master, save me..." Heaven wanted to cry without tears.

"Think about it, what are editors afraid of the most?" Gong Shao persuasively and persuasively.

"There is no good author to stop updating!" Tianyi answered fluently.

"Most urgent?"

"Readers give a lot of rewards!"

"Your IQ is inversely proportional to your height?" Gong Shao couldn't help mocking, and Mo Xiaoshou actually said that he is not as good as this guy?What's the use of being tall, nutrition is put on growing tall, and the brain capacity is as small as a fly.

"Unexpected..." Tianyi scratched his head, Wanwan only complained about these few things to himself.

"Disconnect from the Internet." Gong Shao spit out two words lightly, and just about to send a pair of blank eyes to the unrepentant Providence, the phone rang an information notification tone.

Ren Yun: Please answer

Master: I am here!Great, this is the second time you have taken the initiative to find me after 35 days and 15 hours!ヽ(○3`)

Ren Yun: ...the math teacher died earlier, don't be like this

Young Master: What can you tell me!Did that guy piss you off again, or break a leg or an arm? You speak! (>д<)

Ren Yun: No...I think I might be a scumbag!

Young Master: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Ren Yun: I seem to be behind his back and raped other men!

Young Master: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Ren Yun: But I'm drunk and I don't remember it either!

Young Master: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Ren Yun: Did you tape the single loop?

Young Master: No, no, I was surprised, I was so scared that I crawled on the ground

Ren Yun: You also think I'm a scumbag?

Young Master: No, how could it be!Look at my straight face (`_`)

Ren Yun: Where is the integrity...

Young Master: No, I think it is his honor to be liked by you, and he should be grateful

Ren Yun: That's your idea... But we don't like girls

Master: I'm not a girl (/ω＼)

Ren Yun: Ahhhhhh?

Master: How can there be a girl who calls me by this name (-_＼)

Ren Yun: Ahhhhhh?

Young Master: Here is a piece of cute Chinese paper that is devoted to you (/ω＼)

Ren Yun: Ahhhhhh?

Young Master: Daddy, are you stuck too?

Ren Yun: No, no, I was surprised, I was so scared that I crawled on the ground

Master: We may run into each other on the ground|ω｀)

Ren Yun: No, it’s hard for me to accept you like this. Although I don’t despise you for being gay or anything, of course, it’s also possible that your love for me is just the reader’s love for the author. I understand

Young Master: Not readers and writers, but men to men!

Ren Yun: Men...to men...?

Young Master: Daddy, the sexes of the first six pseudonyms of yours are all male, and only this one is changed to female ヽ('ー`)ノ

Mo Yiyun instantly felt that the other party was so scary, as if a picture of a little tail sneering at the fact that everyone misunderstood him as a girl appeared in his mind. Not only was he a man, but he also knew that he was a fake man. One, what are you doing!

Young Master: Daddy, why are you swollen? No one lied to you on purpose. You see, no one said anything about you being a man, right>_<

Ren Yun: I...I think about what I want to say

Young Master: It’s not unreasonable to like a man. If someone likes you, you also like men, right>_<

Ren Yun: ... what else you don't know

Young Master: For example, does Da Da love Gong Shao?

Ren Yun:! ! !let me drink some water to calm down

Young Master: Knowing everything about Da Da, this is the basic duty of a senior brain fan! (/ω＼)

Ren Yun: Actually, you are my father, right?Dad, hold back, Lafayette knows he will be angry!

Young Master: Pfft... If you hold back like this, people won't be able to control themselves

Ren Yun: Are you Lafayette?

Young Master: ... I'll also drink some water to calm down

Ren Yun: Mom, I was wrong, please forgive me (T_T)

System prompt: the furthest distance in the world is no internet

"What are you doing! Brother has been working on the document for a day and only uploaded it half way!" A wail came from the next door.