[Comprehensive] Fandog with dead fish eyes

For Shire, this world is magical.There are not only grotesque aliens, but also a lot of technology he has never seen before.If the UK has these technologies, the Queen will be very happy.

So, while learning to use them, he studied their manufacturing methods, hoping to master the most new technologies before returning to his own world.

"First of all, this is a TV set, which can receive the recorded programs of the TV station," Shinpachi explained standing next to the small TV set, "The origin of TV has been controversial since ancient times, no matter what, the world's first A television was invented in 1924 by British engineers."

"Oh?" Charles listened with interest, and nodded in satisfaction when he heard that it was a British invention.

"By the way, although this is only 18xx, the author doesn't care at all, so the idea of ​​'there should be no TV at this time' should be discarded earlier," Shinpachi raised his index finger and said, and picked up the remote control, " Next, let me explain how to use the remote control to control the TV!"

"Hey, Shinba, if you want to go to class, you can go to other places. I will be doing a replay of "The Jade of the Male Locker" soon." Yin Shi lay on the sofa on his side, propping his head with one hand, and holding his nose with the other.

"Yeah, I really want to know if my father-in-law's [beep] can get Alu back!" Sitting cross-legged next to Charles, Kagura ate jealous kombu, and then handed a piece to Charles, "Char , do you want to eat too?"

"No need." Charles, with black hair, turned his head in disgust, frowning enough to kill a fly.The people here are so vulgar, one or two are full of foul language.Besides, how can a girl casually say something like [beep] from a man?

"How many times do you guys have to watch it? I've replayed "The Jade in the Lock" five times, okay?" Xinpachi immediately started to complain, "Besides, this TV series is about a love story, so don't watch it all day long." [Beep] who cares about your father-in-law, you bastard!"

"You don't understand, "Public Lock Body Jade" is about [beep], [beep] and [beep] Aru!" Kagura stood up from the sofa, and jumped to Xinba with quick movements. "Give me the remote control!"

"No, absolutely not!" Shinpachi pushed Kagura's cheek hard, "Occasionally let others watch other programs!"

"Kagura, hurry up, it will start in 5 minutes." Gintoki was still fanning the fire beside him, not caring about Shinpachi's opinion at all.

Charles folded his arms and pursed his lips, looking impatient.

These people are too noisy and rude, I really want to find a way to go back quickly.

Kagura jumped down from Shinpachi, raised the brown coffee table in the center of the living room with both hands, and threw it at Shinpachi under the terrified eyes of everyone: "Give me the remote control!"

"Wait a minute, Kagura!"

"Don't, don't throw it, Kagura!"

But it was too late, Xinba had time to squat down with his head in his arms, there was a bang above his head, the whole table was stuck on the wall, and countless sawdust splashed out towards the living room.

Shire, who was sitting on the sofa, was dumbstruck, completely unresponsive, and didn't even notice that the wooden block was flying towards him.

"careful!"

Charles only heard a low cry, and then he was pulled over and crashed into a sweet embrace.

And where he was just now, a piece of wood half a meter long was inserted.Shire, who was embraced by Yinshi, couldn't help shaking, if Yinshi didn't pull him away, he would be the one who was pierced.

"Really," Yinshi picked up the little boy and put him on another intact sofa. He lifted up Kagura's collar and shouted, "I have to pay for maintenance again! Ah Yin, I have no money." I'm so poor that I'm dying, I'm dying now!"

Kagura was shaken dizzily, and angrily turned around and kicked Ayin out: "Then go to hell, Aru!" After saying a somersault, he landed on the ground, as naturally as a gymnast, completely uninjured .

Poor Shinpachi had just crawled out from under the table, and was thrown back by the flying Gintoki, foaming from his mouth.

Charles rubbed his forehead, it takes a lot of courage to survive here.

Seeing the three of them arguing enthusiastically, he sighed heavily, lowered his head and just aimed at the black rectangular object at his feet.He picked up the cuboid from the ground and looked at it for a moment.

This should be the remote controller that Shinpachi hasn't had time to explain just now.

He clicked it casually a few times, and the TV that was originally broadcasting women's programs suddenly changed to live news.

"Hi everyone, I'm Yukino at the scene."

Hearing Ms. Yuye's voice, Yinshi was the first to stop the quarrel, and punched the other two, shouting loudly: "Shut up, Miss Yuye is talking!"

Charles looked at Kagura and Shinpachi covering their heads unwillingly but really calmed down. He didn't know whether to lament the influence of Ms. Yuino or Gintoki's shocking power.

"This is the site of the Cosmos Science and Technology Expo. Today there will be a three-day science and technology exhibition here. All the tickets have been snapped up. Now the citizens who bought tickets have already lined up to enter the venue." Ms. Yuye on the TV moved to On the side, the huge venue behind him was exposed, and many people could be seen walking inside, "Today is the opening day, and there will be a technology expert from a technology star to demonstrate technology. It is said that he brought everyone the super time and space. The new invention has attracted the attention of all walks of life."

"The invention of time and space?" Shinpachi repeated what the reporter said, and then turned his head to look at Charles suddenly, "Maybe that invention of a celestial being can help Charles go home!"

"How is it possible? That's just a promotional slogan to attract attention." Yinshi shrugged, pulled up the wooden block on the sofa and threw it away, and then sat down, "It's like an advertisement, saying 'Most people "Recommended" or "No. [-] in the country" and other slogans, let everyone feel "it's amazing", and then buy it back, but it's just ordinary tasteless, these things can't be more."

Charles felt that even if it was fake, he had to prove it, and he didn't want to give up any chance.

Casting a glance at the three of them, it was probably impossible for them to take him there. He had to find a way to go to the expo site and find the tech star to ask.

"Ayin!" Shinpachi yelled in disapproval, and immediately glanced at Charles. Seeing that Charles bowed his head and said nothing, he immediately yelled at Yinshi, "If you don't go, forget it. I'll take you with me." Charles go!"

"I'll take Shire too, I'm Aru from the eldest sister!" Kagura pulled the coffee table out of the wall and put it back in place, ignoring the big hole in the wall.

Charles looked up in astonishment, and was surprised to see the reactions of Shinpachi and Kagura.

Gintoki pursed his lips, stared at Ginpachi and Kagura, and finally looked at the petite young master, sighed, and stood up from the sofa: "I didn't say I wouldn't take you there."

"Great!" "Ayin is great!"

"However," Yin Shi rubbed his white hair, "We don't have a ticket, how can we enter?"

Shinpachi and Kagura who were still cheering immediately petrified, not daring to look at Shire.

Charles folded his arms and raised his chin slightly. Looking at the man's expression, he knew that he hadn't finished speaking.

"Okay, let's go to the scene first." Yinshi leisurely walked to the door, turned around and looked at the three of them, "Don't you hurry up and put on your shoes?"

Shinpachi and Kagura looked at each other, and smiled broadly. At the same time, they pushed Shire's back to the entrance, ready to go out.

After they left, the news was still playing on the forgotten TV.

"It is reported that some people with lofty ideals plan to use this cosmic science and technology expo to carry out terrorist attacks. Tight security has been arranged at the venue. Please feel at ease on the road."

The venue of the Cosmic Science and Technology Expo is raised in a huge building. Entering from the gorgeous lobby, you will see many special gizmos, or some existing technology explanations, so that everyone can open their eyes first.

From the moment the four of Charles entered the lobby, it seemed as if they had entered a future mechanical world.

Following the signs and walking to the second floor, they finally saw the gate of the venue.

"There are two celestial guards guarding the place, and we can't get in without showing the admission ticket. What should we do?" Shinpachi looked at the gate worriedly, just at that moment a man in a fine kimono swaggered in. , "Hey, why doesn't he use a ticket?"

"Because he is an aristocrat, he naturally has privileges." Yinshi said casually, and complained by the way, "No matter when and where, these nobles who have no contribution and are as stupid as pigs can have the supreme power, common people and so on You still have to obediently send the money up."

Phantom Hein, a noble from another world of Shire, snorted coldly and walked towards the gate of the venue: "Follow."

"Wait a minute, we can't get in!" Shinpachi pressed Shire's shoulder, trying to pull him back.

"Let go," Charles glanced at Shinhachi with a haughty look, like a nobleman standing on a high place, "pick up your chests and follow me, we'll just walk in."

Shinpachi let go of his hand subconsciously, puffed out his chest, and followed behind Shire stiffly.Kagura and Gintoki looked at each other, but they could only follow suit.

Standing in front of the three of them, Charles walked forward naturally, without squinting, raised his chin slightly, with an imposing manner that cannot be ignored, passing the guards as a matter of course.

Behind him, the three people in Wanshiwu were sweating anxiously, for fear that something terrible would happen if they were discovered.

However, what they expected did not happen.The two guards just glanced at Charles, and let them go with a respectful expression.

After entering the arena, Shinpachi and Kagura excitedly pulled Charles to express their thoughts.

"Charles is so powerful, he looks like a real nobleman!"

"Yeah, Charles looks super advanced Aru!"

Charles just glanced at Yinshi, and said with a sneer, "There are no nobles who are as stupid as pigs, huh?"

Yin Shi was shocked as if struck by lightning, and shouted in his heart: "Fuck, I forgot that this brat is an earl from another world!"