Caring for the god stick, the male god is responsible [Interstellar]

Although he didn't know whether it was the pig who stole the cabbage first, or the pig who recruited the cabbage first, adhering to the traditional virtue of "rather demolishing a temple than regretting a marriage", Ting Nan realized that he had to come out and clean up, after all, he was regarded as a Xiaosan's death by throwing the spaceship is too unreasonable.

After making up his mind, Ting Nan stepped forward with lightning speed, and grabbed the palms of Bei Shuai and Moses, one in each hand.

Both Beishuai and Moses were taken aback, and turned to look at Tingnan with doubts on their faces, both a little confused.

This terrible synchronization rate is really worthy of a face!

Ting Nan received a knowing blow, and immediately understood why the Star Thief brothers were desperate for him, took a deep breath, and said solemnly: "The deputy captain, don't get me wrong, I really have nothing to do with killing... the captain..."

"You said you called me master, what the hell is killing the captain?" Bei Shuai interrupted Ting Nan with a disgusted face, and reiterated: "You are my pet, so why is it okay?"

Ting Nan couldn't help but rolled his eyes, he hated iron for being weak, you scumbag attacking and killing Matt, you will die if you are more honest in front of your wife?

Ting Nan pretended to be calm and explained: "It's a pure relationship between master and pet."

"Pure... the relationship between master and pet?" Bei Shuai's mouth twitched, with an expression of hell.

"So I hope you will be happy and have a baby soon, and I wish you 99." Ting Nan ignored Bei Shuai, and folded their hands together after speaking.

Moses who didn't react: "..."

Bei Shuai, whose computer has crashed: "..."

After a death-like silence, the two quickly withdrew their hands.

Bei Shuai yelled and wiped his hands on his tattered vest so hard that his hair would explode.

Moses held the palm of Bei Shuai's hand stiffly, and his disgusted gaze seemed to be that the whole hand was rotten, and it might need to be amputated.

Both of them looked disgusted to the point of going home.

Ting Nan was at a loss. Could it be that these two people... fell in love and killed each other?

"Hey, hey, you seem to be disgusted?" Bei Shuai was very upset, and quickly grabbed Moses by the collar.

Moses broke free, frowned and tugged at the folds of his collar, and said with a frosty face: "Your pet seems to have a low IQ."

Ting Nan: "..."

He wants to take back his approachable and polite evaluation just now!

Sure enough, this is the correct way to open the star thief.

Bei Shuai choked for a moment, thought for a full second, and had no choice but to nod and admit, "Indeed."

The boss of the Star Pirates and his vice-captain agreed once in a while, which is simply a milestone in the history of the Star Pirates!

Well worth a shot to celebrate.

As soon as Moses left, Bei Shuai grabbed Ting Nan, swung him twice, and threw him on the bed.

Ting Nan made a free turn in the air, was thrown to the ground, dizzy, staring at a pair of mosquito-repellent incense eyes, but still couldn't resist being crushed by Bei Shuai.

Ting Nan was very frightened: "What are you doing?!"

The hooligan Bei Shuai blinked innocently: "Let me practice what is called a pure pet relationship, you just need to cooperate obediently."

"Stop, stop... wait a moment!" Ting Nan stretched out his hand to cover the face of the male god who was close at hand, "I don't want to be your pet!"

The handsome male god's face immediately turned fierce, "Don't tell me you want to be that sissy sissy just now?"

Turtle sissy is Moses?Shamate's brain circuit is really unusual.

"I don't want to be anyone's pet...it's anyone." Ting Nan discussed with Bei Shuai in a low voice, "Boss Captain, are you still recruiting younger brothers? I can do many things...as long as it's not a pet."

Bei Shuai lay on his side, and glanced at Ting Nan's small arms and legs meaningfully: "Oh? For example?"

"Such as cleaning!" Ting Nan saw something interesting, and took the initiative to move forward, "You have been wandering outside all year round, and you must be short of someone to do laundry!"

"Oh," Bei Shuai said proudly, "We can't change a set of clothes for a whole year."

Ting Nan's breath stagnates: "..."

awesome.

He really bowed down.

Bei Shuai watched Ting Nan sneaking out, stretched out his hand and pulled him back, squeezed Ting Nan's two slaps and turned his face, raised his eyebrows: "But I still need someone to take a bath and rub his back."

"Hehe." Ting Nan snorted twice, and said unrelentingly, "I can still... drive a spaceship! I passed the driver's license test, and my skills are absolutely passable!"

"It's amazing." Beishuai rubbed Tingnan's messy hair, "But my spaceship is usually driven by artificial intelligence."

…… Hearing that Nan drooped his head, he was very depressed.

Seeing this, Bei Shuai changed the topic: "So the driver is a good job, don't think about asking me to open the back door for you."

Then there is hope!

Ting Nan cheered up, put on an elite face, and looked at Bei Shuai with piercing eyes: "I will definitely work hard... Uh, how can I prove my extraordinary strength?"

"It's simple." Bei Shuai said very easily: "Just fight the current driver Tom, you win, and the cab is yours. But I have to remind you, the kid who challenged Tom last time is still next door Lying down, luckily Tom left half of his intestines for him to reconnect."

Ting Nan: "...So after talking so much, are you kidding me?"

Bei Shuai smiled evilly: "I thought you would never be able to find out with your IQ."

Ting Nan held his breath and asked angrily: "Then how can I not be a pet?!"

Bei Shuai threw it over calmly: "Then go die."

"Dangdang Dangdang!" Ting Nan agreed humiliatingly.

"So cute." Bei Shuai happily hugged Ting Nan even tighter, saying that it was a wise decision to keep this little guy in his head.

After a long time, Nan poked Bei Shuai who seemed to be falling asleep behind him: "Don't you have your own bed?"

"Sleep, good boy." Bei Shuai's tone of coaxing the puppy was extraordinarily gentle.

The warm breath sprayed behind Ting Nan's ears, his strong chest muscles pressed against his back, and his steady heartbeat thumped in his ears, Ting Nan could even feel the slight vibration of his chest when the man spoke, Inexplicably, I felt my heart beating faster.

This strong killer breath almost suffocated him!

Ting Nan's whole body was stiff, and he couldn't help but move, his whole body was so red that it was about to smoke: "You fucking hit me!"

"Shut up," Bei Shuai threatened viciously, "If you keep arguing, I'll fuck you."

Even pets are not spared and there is no morals!

Ting Nan wanted to cry but was hugged by the domineering Star Bandit boss, and he was so worried that he could wring out water.

He closed his eyes and forced himself to sleep, but he couldn't fall asleep anyway. Surrounded by Bei Shuai's breath, he only felt his heart beat faster, his body temperature rise, and his whole body was not feeling well.

Ting Nan twisted and turned to get away from Sha Matt behind him, but suddenly bumped into a furry thing, opened his eyes in surprise, met a pair of bright vertical pupils, leaned back, and almost screamed .

Mao Tuanzi also seemed to be taken aback by Ting Nan, opened his two round cat eyes, and tilted his head: "Meow?"

a cat?

Ting Nan squinted his eyes, getting used to the dark light, looking at the furry cat face in front of him, he could barely react, this seems to be the cat printed on the Star Thief spacecraft?

The chubby kitten approached Tingnan curiously, its cool little nose pressed against Tingnan's cheek, and its fluffy paws almost poked into Tingnan's nostrils, Tingnan couldn't help but sneezed. The kitten trembled all over, and then angrily slapped Ting Nan's face with its paw.

Ting Nan blinked his eyes, a little dull...

Whose quantum beast is this?

As soon as this terrible idea flashed into his mind, Ting Nan ruthlessly rejected it.

Only sentinels and guides can see Quantum Beast, and the organization has checked him a dozen times. It is impossible to awaken as a guide as soon as he wears it, right?And this is the only one I saw. You know, this star thief ship is full of sentries.

Besides... How could Sentinel have such a weak Quantum Beast.

As if feeling Ting Nan's contempt, Uncle Miao bit his nose.

Pain Pain Pain Pain!

Ting Nan pulled the Mao Tuanzi off his face, weighed it and it was quite fat, thinking that this cat was probably the treasure of the star robbers, and it was probably a mythical beast, so he hugged Mao Tuanzi into his arms regardless of Mao Tuanzi's struggle loiter.

Star Robber Meow is so cute.

Sha Matt, who was sleeping soundly behind him, suddenly snorted softly, and when Nan froze, he didn't dare to move.

Mao Tuanzi took the opportunity to jump out from Ting Nan's arms, shook the messed up hair, jumped onto Ting Nan's head, stepped on Ting Nan's head twice, and then pillowed Ting Nan's side face, forming a ball , curled his thin tongue and yawned big, before snoring softly after a while.

Can this day get better... Ting Nan burst into tears as he held his boss's hairball on his head.

Maybe it was because Uncle Miao smelled better than Sha Matt's, or because it was affected by Uncle Miao's snoring, Ting Nan also yawned big, and soon fell asleep.