Caring for the god stick, the male god is responsible [Interstellar]

Difu looked at the constipated expressions of the officers who were sticking to their posts, and his undeveloped brain finally came to his senses. He stroked his hands on the military uniform pretending to be calm, and said solemnly with a fat face: "The Yuanhang Army sent a Ordinary people can deceive people better than sentries! Maybe he has ammunition hidden in his body and dies with us!"

Ting Nan couldn't help but rolled his eyes, this brain hole is so big that Neng Ritian!

"Yes! That's it, this person must have been arrested on purpose, we all fell into the trap of the Yuanhang Army!" Difu pointed at a few soldiers: "Uh... you guys, go and see if there is anything suspicious about him thing."

The soldier stepped forward to pick Ting Nan's clothes, Ting Nan was tied up like a meat dumpling, sat up with difficulty and moved his buttocks backwards, resisting: "Please wait, major, you can't kill a soldier." disgrace."

"Huh?" Difu stared at him with two soy eyes and waved his hands: "Then you can go to hell."

"No, no, I mean, I'm really not a spy..." Ting Nan struggled to be ripped off a small piece of collar by the soldiers, with a sincere face: "Major, think about it, first, I'm just an ordinary person, And I'm not physically strong, but anyone with a little brain would not ask me to be a spy, right? Second, even if the Yuanhang Army is really crazy and sends me over to die with you, I can act as soon as I enter the house, why delay So far? So I’m really not a spy, I didn’t bring any weapons, and I didn’t intend to make a suicide attack at all, please be clear, Major.”

What he said made sense, but Ge Laozi couldn't refute it... Difu nodded dubiously, took a few steps closer, stroked his double chin, and asked, "Then how do you explain your presence in our army's trench?"

Ting Nan: ... Why did this guy's IQ suddenly go online again?

"Report, sir, no weapons were found." Several soldiers quickly tore Ting Nan's clothes, leaving only the large check boxer briefs.

Ting Nan's fair skin was exposed in front of everyone, and it was a little red from being strangled by the rope. The beautifully shaped muscles and smooth lines of the whole body made Ting Nan look like a young leopard that had just grown up. Full of power.

The single sentinels who had experienced battles all by hand received a knowing blow.

Ting Nan couldn't help but get goose bumps all over his body due to the scorching gazes around him.

The Independence Army is really shameless!

Difu swallowed his saliva completely, and walked a little closer, staring at Nantu's breezy shorts, unable to move his eyes away. I didn't expect this kid to be pretty cute except for his pig-headed face. , He has also played with male ordinary people before, but none of them seem to be comparable to this kid's figure, and his size is not small... Wait a minute, this kid's size is actually bigger than him by visual inspection!

It's unbearable that an ordinary person is still a weak chicken and the size is bigger than a sentinel!

Difu was angry, feeling that his self-esteem as a man and a sentinel had been challenged like never before, so he reached out and grabbed Tingnan's crotch with lightning speed.

Hearing Nan's shock, before he could swear, he was overtaken by Difu's exclamation: "It's so tough!"

The blood-boiling officers watched Diff's fat hand quickly penetrate into the boy's underwear, and they couldn't bear to look straight at them, and they were about to avoid it, only to see Diff take out a plasma gun from the little old man's boxers !

So fucking creepy!

You discovered all of this... Listening to Nan's unlovely face, he was raided by the robbers of the reserve army when he was caught just now. Fortunately, he had the foresight to fight in groups He survived by secretly stuffing things into the pockets of his underwear, but he was found out again by this guy!It's really late.

The dumbfounded officers finally came to their senses from the sudden turn of events, quickly surrounded Tingnan, pointed their cannon barrels at Tingnan, and the major held Tingnan's plasma gun against his head, quite proudly said: "Ahahaha what I said just now is right! And you said that you are not a spy of the Yuanhang Army? You really think I am stupid! You want to kill my whole battalion with a gun, your IQ is touching hahaha!"

Speaking of which, Diff opened the safety of the gun and pulled the trigger.

"boom"!

Ting Nan fell to the ground with a... big bump on his head.

Diff maintained his shooting posture, dumbfounded.

Following Difu's complex gaze, he saw a delicate shovel attached to the muzzle of the plasma gun. When Difu pulled the trigger just now, the shovel popped out and hit Tingnan hard on the forehead.

Diff fired another shot out of thin air, and the shovel quickly locked back. This time, a small shovel emerged with a cute little eggshell pattern.

Difu became furious, feeling that his IQ had been trampled crazily, and angrily threw the plasma gun to the ground, stomped on his foot, and roared at Tingnan: "What the hell is this?!"

"Uh... this is a universal tool. It integrates all the tools for field life and excavation. It can be called a must-have for home travel." Ting Nan answered bravely, looking at the equipment that was trampled by pig's hooves. This is a high imitation version of the all-purpose tool of the active federal army. He ran to buy it when he received the mission notice from the hunter group.

"Shut up for me!" Difu pulled out the cannon barrel from his waist and pointed it at Ting Nan's head again. This time, if I don't believe Ge, he can't kill you!

No matter what, I can’t just lie down and wait to die. Ting Nan struggled to sit up, and said loudly, “I’ve been proven just now that I’m not a spy. I’m here because I have something to report about the Independence Army! The matter is very important!”

"You fart!" Difu was so angry that he couldn't listen to anything at all, ignoring that he and some officers were within the explosion range of the plasma cannon, holding the barrel to blow Ting Nan to pieces, the officer beside him pulled I can't hold back.

"Report, report, report, sir..." Suddenly, a soldier rushed into the room in a panic, almost bumping into the officer who was persuading the fight. In front of Major Diff.

Div, who was getting angry, raised his hand and gave the soldier a cannon handle, and shouted angrily: "Go away non-stop!"

Trembling, the soldier crawled back a few steps, bit the bullet and continued to report: "The second formation of the pre-reserve team found a guide in the trench!"

"Why are you in the trenches again... what the fuck? What are you talking about? You're a guide?!" Difu snapped the cannon barrel to his waist, grabbed the soldier's collar and dragged him up.

The terrified soldier trembled: "A living...a living guide! Captain Krell has rushed to the trench..."

"Lead me the way! Damn Krell is trying to get ahead of me this time!" Before the soldier finished speaking, Difu rushed out the door with the soldier cursing, and the officers in the room also swarmed After using it, even the soldiers who were ordered to stay and guard Tingnan had red eyes.

You must know that the total number of registration guides for the Independent Army and the Yuanhang Army is only 3000!The ratio to Sentinels is 1 to 100000!

A living guide is so precious!

Ting Nan somehow escaped a catastrophe, glanced at the two absent-minded and excited soldiers left in the room, and fell to the ground as if out of strength, suppressing the universal tool that was just thrown on the ground by Difu .

Now is a great time to escape!

By the way... I didn't expect the name Krell to be a bit of a bad street in the melee?Fortunately, Claire here is just a captain, which is really lucky.

Ting Nan frowned fiercely.