Fatty Big Future [Interstellar]

A somewhat cold voice seemed to come from above the head through a layer of something.

"King, the Jing Zhan you personally selected from the universe gene pool has been successfully summoned, please open the capsule and accept it."

Tang Yuanjun moved his fingers, and his consciousness gradually returned.Under the tightly closed eyelids, the eyeballs moved left and right, and Tang Yuanjun felt a very dazzling white light. The closed and high light made him feel that he might be in the emergency test tube in the hospital.

Water Basin?A drunk fell down in the street and was seriously injured?

Driven by the instinctive consciousness of scientists, Tang Yuanjun moved his fingers, toes, cervical spine, and tongue one by one—fortunately, the basic body functions were not damaged.

So in the next step, Tang Yuanjun tried to open his numb eyelids to look at this damn hospital.

However, as he opened his eyes, there was only a click of unlocking, and the scanner released a blue wave, and then with a sizzling sound, the transparent cover slowly opened on top of his head, and two men with different eyes came from He looked over his head at him.

The moment Tang Yuanjun saw the face of one of them clearly, his eyes were as round as glutinous rice balls.

The man standing on his left had sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, his outline was sharp, and his blue eyes were bright and deep, which made Fatty Tang gulp.

Ten thousand times more beautiful than his male god!

Ten thousand times more powerful than his male god!

Look at the azure blue pupils, they are prettier than the cosmetic pupils produced by "Our Beauty, ##Contact Lens"...

However, at this moment, the man suddenly frowned, and a voice mixed with surprise and dissatisfaction came from above Fatty Tang——

"Al, what is this thing?"

Tang Yuanjun: "..."

Hey ~ handsome pot!You are pointing at me, I am a cute little chubby.

The man on the right replied respectfully, "King, this is the one you chose."

Picked?What do you mean?Fatty Tang rolled his black eyes, expressing his confusion.

"Did you make a mistake, why did you summon a big fat glutinous rice ball for this deity?"

...you are the glutinous rice balls, and your whole family are glutinous rice balls o(‘ω′)o

"Uh... According to the information, his name is indeed Tangyuan——Tang Yuanjun."

"It's round enough. I've never seen such a round creature. It must weigh 150 jin. It scares me to death." The man's voice was cold and evil, with a hint of meanness and a lot of disgust.

Tang Yuanjun: "..."

The one called Al turned around and clicked a few times on a strangely shaped device, and then said seriously: "Wang, there is nothing wrong, the genotypes are completely matched, this is the future battle you have chosen for yourself."

What is Jingzhan?You two handsome guys are instigating your aunt?People don't understand... Fatty Tang blinked innocently.

The man called the king pondered for a long time, and then slowly said: "How could this be..."

"Wang, he was selected by you from the gene pool, but according to the universe database, due to many reasons such as the flood of junk food, people's life pressure, and spiritual emptiness, more and more people have become fat. So This one is probably one of them."

Hearing this, the highly intelligent Tang Yuanjun seemed to understand a little bit.

First of all, please allow him to ignore whether the king is an official position, Jingzhan is a magical horse, where is this place, and what is the universe database. genotype, but was intimidated by his phenotype.

So Tang Yuanjun opened his mouth in a timely manner: "Hello. Actually, I weigh less than 150 kilograms. The last time I weighed was 74.9kg, which is still two taels short."

The crisp voice echoed in the metallic laboratory, as if something extraordinary had been said.

"..."

"..."

The man who was crowned king returned to his indifferent face, "The summoning failed, just kill him."

what? !

What thefuck? !

Fatty Tang suddenly sat up from the capsule, grabbed the side wall of the capsule with his two fat hands, and shouted anxiously: "You don't have to discriminate against fat people to such an extent! If you don't like this place, you can send me to you!" Go back, you will kill people at every turn, why do you listen to you?!"

The man who had already walked away stopped when he heard the words, and turned back to look at Tang Yuanjun expressionlessly.At this time, the man named Al on the right side of Tang Yuanjun said: "Hello, I can answer your question. This is the Allah Alliance star, the strongest alliance in the interstellar. The man you yelled at him just now is named An Fira Toschia, we respectfully call him King Amphora, is the star leader of the alliance."

Tang Yuanjun was silent for five seconds, and asked with a stiff neck: "So what if he is the interstellar leader, he has the final say?"

"Very good." Al bowed gracefully.

Then Tang Yuanjun was silent again for five seconds, and after five seconds, he suddenly changed his tone and expression, and smiled obsequiously at the cold-faced man standing not far away—"Hey hey, king, if you have something to say, please say it Of course you can discriminate against fat people. Fat people are born to be discriminated against, but I am a useful fat person. If you keep me, I might be able to do biochemical experiments for you. I also do mechanical engineering You know a lot! This is the 41st century, the harmony of the universe is important, don’t break the peace just for a soft fat man hehehehehe.”

A look of disgust flashed in Amphora's eyes, and then she asked Al lazily, "Is this guy a scientist?"

"Yes, Wang." Al pressed a few more buttons, and then let the screen out for Amphora to see.

own information?Fatty Tang expressed his curiosity.

There are rows of dazzling data on the screen, and in the occupation column, it is written - advanced biochemical scientist, mechanical engineering scientist.What excited Fatty Tang was that an unprecedented and accurate number appeared in the column of IQ - 469.98

Accurate means that the upper limit has not been reached, which means that his IQ has been completely measured.

On Earth in the 41st century, interstellar space is no longer a wild concept.In fact, the earth has also established friendly diplomatic relations with several other major interstellar alliances in the Milky Way, but the current planet does not belong to any galaxy known to Mr. Tang Yuan.

Fatty Tang doesn't know what this number is in the IQ system of this planet, but just being able to measure the IQ is enough to make him extremely excited.

An Feila walked up and took a closer look at the screen, a flash of fleeting surprise flashed in her eyes.

Then he turned his head and glanced at Tang Yuanjun, pouted: "I can't tell, a dumpling of glutinous rice balls has some brains."

"I'm not called Tangyuan." Tang Yuanjun muttered softly.

"What did you say?" An Feila raised the corners of her eyes, and her aura instantly enveloped the weak fat man next to her.

"... didn't say anything."

Tang Yuanjun lowered his head in disappointment.

Amphora ignored this little fat man from Earth. After pondering for a moment, he made a decision: "Since it's useful, it's a pity to kill it. Let's keep it as a cow instead of a horse."

"I have a problem!" The fat man in the capsule raised his little hand.

An Feila squinted at the past: "Say."

"That..." Fatty Tang's expression suddenly became very serious, "Since I am not the person you are satisfied with, why didn't you send me back?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw two people with very different expressions on their faces.An Feila's face was full of disgust, "Oh, you idiot, I want to kill you right now".Al was a little embarrassed, and explained to him: "Do you know how much money it costs to summon an individual in the interstellar? The money in the Union treasury comes from taxes. Although it has always been rich, it is also limited. If you want to go back, you must at least Wait until next year."

Fatty Tang felt a sense of loss when he heard this.

However, he still managed to accept that he would live on a strange planet for a year.After all... as a fat man, he has always been kind enough to put not causing trouble to others as the most important thing.

Although this was not his obligation.

Fatty Tang sighed and said, "Okay then, next year..."

However, as soon as he finished speaking, he heard An Feila sneer, as if he had heard something extraordinary.He took a step forward, stretched out two fingers to pinch a small piece of plump flesh on Tang Fatty's face, and said while pinching and playing: "Fatty, are you brainless or not? It's a waste of money to summon you. Still counting on my deity to spend a lot of money to send you back next year?"

"..."

"Stay here and be a cow or a horse obediently."

"..."

An Feila patted Tang Fatty's face, there was a small piece of light pink pinched out on it, which looked a bit kawaii.An Feila couldn't help playing it again, and suddenly realized that she didn't dislike the fat man so much, but he still made up the knife habitually: "Don't even think about going back in this life."

When Fatty Tang heard the words, his eyes were empty, and he finally realized his current situation.

They were right, this was already an expensive and failed attempt, so why should he expect others to waste money again?

——No matter how you look at it, he should actually be the most wronged person.

Thinking of this, Fatty Tang's somewhat fragile glass heart shattered, and he sat slumped in the capsule, his eyes lost.

An Feila, who had gone a few steps away, suddenly turned back, stood in front of Fatty Tang, looked down at him, and said impatiently: "No one bullied you, you put on this empty face after being raped." What's the expression?"

Fatty Tang raised his head in resentment, his eyes flushed suspiciously: "You kidnapped me from my hometown into such an unfamiliar alliance, isn't that considered bullying me?"

An Feila froze for a moment, until now, it seemed that it was the first time he stood in the perspective of Fatty Tang and thought for him.

He hesitated for a moment, and then said: "You should feel honored that the Allah Alliance Star is a few galaxies ahead of your earth."

"Hehehe." Fatty Tang snorted.

"Are you rich on Earth?" Amphora asked a question coldly.

rich?Scientists sound tall and have a lot of research funding, but their living standards are just above average.Referring to the other party's interstellar leader status, Tang Yuanjun felt that he was definitely not rich as the leader recognized.So he shook his head honestly: "No."

"Very prestigious?"

"I'm a top scientist at the Military Academy of Biochemical Science and Technology, I don't know if that counts..."

"It's like having no status." An Feila yawned, "You have a good relationship with your parents and friends?"

"I..." Fatty Tang bit his lower lip, "My parents are long gone. I don't have many friends, but I do have good friends."

"Then it's no problem." An Feila hooked the corners of her lips: "You are on the earth, you have no money, no power, and no relatives and friends that you can't let go of. According to the data-you are still a virgin, Presumably there is no lover." An Feila paused when she said this, and saw Fatty Tang blushing as expected.He couldn't help pinching Fatty Tang's face again, feeling the soft and delicate touch between his fingertips, and said, "It's so miserable on Earth, why not start over on Allah Alliance Star."

"Start again?" Fatty Tang bit his lip, sounding a bit persuasive...but he's on Earth, so it's not that bad, right...?

However, before Fatty Tang had time to finish thinking, An Feila turned around smartly, pointed to Fatty Tang and confessed to Al: "Create an interstellar file for him, send it to the Federation Hero Academy, and help him catch up with the times. Save it for later."

"Hey, I haven't agreed yet..." Fatty Tang shouted hastily.

However, in the next second, an index finger was on his lips.

Cool.

Very powerful.

But also somewhat ambiguous.

Fatty Tang's two black eyes were squeezed into each other comically, staring fixedly at that pretty finger.

Anfeila's lazy voice sounded from the top of his head: "Don't forget that this is my territory, I have the final say. You are very noisy, so you must control the decibel when you speak in the future. You are still fat, and you must control the amount of food you eat in the future. "

Fatty Tang: "..."

After An Feila said this, she naturally withdrew her fingers, and only told Al lightly: "Although he is not the last candidate, this deity is still a bit disgusted, don't give him big fish and meat."

"Yes, my king." Al bowed gracefully again and said yes.

After receiving the assurance from his subordinates, the handsome and extraordinary interstellar leader seemed to be finally satisfied. He pinched the baby fat on someone's face again, and then left gracefully.

——Leaving only Tang Yuanjun sitting in the capsule blankly, staring at the direction he was going away in a daze.

After a while, Tang Yuanjun gently stuck out his tongue and licked the lips that had been touched just now.

The author has something to say: The author sang off-screen: I was conquered by you just like that~~drank the poison you hid~~uh~