Fatty Big Future [Interstellar]

In the evening, Tang Xiaopang, who had done several sets of abdominal muscle exercises because of his troubles, finally waited for Mr. Mushroom Sauce's post.Mushroom sauce sent him a text message saying that everything in the forum is ok, please check the idol.So Tang Xiaopang nervously put down the terminal and swiped into the forum with his optical brain.

Although he already knew what the content of this post was about, after opening the post of mushroom sauce, Tang Yuanjun was really frightened.

... I have to say that in terms of gossip ability and news discovery ability, he is really incomparable with Mushroom Sauce.

To be precise, Mushroom Sauce did not tell the secret from the perspective of a secret discoverer, but rather cleverly did not express any personal opinions, he just sent a video.

Tang Yuanjun clicked the little triangle, and the video started playing.The camera first scanned the surrounding corridors and locker rooms to let everyone see that the facility here is indeed a practice hall, and then flashed on the house number "a9", further confirming the exact location.After that, the picture is projected in the direction of shooting from the crack of the door.

The inside is the same as when Tang Yuanjun looked at it, still no lights were turned on, it was pitch black, and there was not even a shadow of a person.

The highlight was ten seconds later, and there was gradually a faint panting sound in the video. After noise reduction processing, the sound was more recognizable.Luo An's panting was obviously worse than when Tang Yuanjun was around. Obviously, the mushroom sauce caught up with the climax.

Tang Yuanjun: "..."

He felt goosebumps all over his body.

After panting for more than a minute, the inside fell silent, and after a while, a hoarse voice said, "I'll take you back to the dormitory."

After a few seconds, Luo An's voice came.

"No, it's not good to be seen."

"Sooner or later it will be made public, there is nothing to worry about."

"You'd better go first, I want to practice again. The family asked me to compete with Tang Yuanjun again, I must not lose."

Cha Xuan seemed to laugh suddenly, and then said in a low voice: "With the moves I taught you, you won't lose. It's just a fat man, he beats him all over the place."

The video ended here abruptly, obviously Cha Xuan was about to come out, no matter how much Mushroom Sauce loves to gossip, he would die.Tang Yuanjun rewinded the video to the last ten seconds, listened to it again, and then pursed his mouth speechlessly.

Mr. Mushroom Sauce, has your EQ been eaten by dogs... The last sentence...Fatty or something, must it be broadcast...

Tang Yuanjun raised his middle finger to the mushroom sauce in his heart.

However, although there are unsatisfactory places, the things recorded by Mushroom Sauce are enough to fully explain the problem, and this post instantly became popular.Unexpectedly and reasonable, there are only a small number of people who are raving about Luoan, because most people have been completely shocked by this video, and they are temporarily in a state of not knowing what to say.

Tang Yuanjun read about five or six pages of comments, and besides some voices scolding, "Yesterday I repaid the loan affectionately, the king is now having sex with the prince next door. You are not the king of love, you are vain." A new nickname was given, called "Lotus Cheap".But these insults are all about emotional intensity, and there is actually no content.There is only one comment that is particularly objective and calm, and it says this——

"The feeling Luo An gave me before, in fact, frankly speaking, has not been completely blackened. Although there is indeed a stronger person who surpassed him, but he is still an undisputed god of war, and he is still an absolute male god. Even if he I once framed four-leaf clover, but I still don't really hate this person, after all, everyone will do some stupid things for their own love, right? But today, I really have to take another look at him, if it's not even love, Just to satisfy his superior vanity, he can pretend to be Bailian, design others, and even kneel and lick anyone who is useful to him. Then I want to say, I am really sick of this person now. Since he was born, even He can have a bright life without such painstaking efforts, but he is still not satisfied. In contrast, Tang Yuanjun came to Allah alone with nothing. There is no doubt that I will feel relieved to be his fan, at least I will not feel that the person I have liked for many years has become a scum. I will post quietly and will not pay attention to this matter again, or in other words, I will not pay attention to the Anything about Luoan. I have been a fan of Luoan for ten years, goodbye Luoan, I loved it."

When Tang Yuanjun saw it, this reply had already become popular, and the number of likes was astonishing, even far exceeding the total number of Yinglian College.

The terminal in his pocket suddenly rang again, Tang Yuanjun thought it must be the sugar bag who was about to yell again, but the caller ID turned out to be that Luo An who hadn't contacted for a hundred years, it would be no good.

Tang Yuanjun hesitated for two seconds, but still picked up the phone.

"Hey."

"I know it's you." Luo An's voice was extremely cold, with fierce anger: "You don't have to argue, isn't the mushroom sauce yours?"

Tang Yuanjun paused, and said calmly: "I don't want to quibble, I just give you back what you have done to me. What's more, what the mushroom sauce presents to everyone is the truth, which is much more noble than when you turned black and white to frame me. .”

"Unfortunately, this world doesn't care about black and white, but only about strength and weakness. Tang Yuanjun, maybe you are still complacent that you have the upper hand in public opinion, let me tell you, I will make you cry at my feet and beg for mercy, just wait."

Tang Yuanjun really wanted to ask, does this world really care about black and white, but before he could speak, the other party hastily hung up, as if he was afraid that he would refute something.At that time, the noble son who was so high and despised everything, now turned into a villain who was in a panic and went around in danger. Tang Yuanjun also had an indescribable feeling in his heart for a while.

Everyone is working hard to manage the skin in front of others, and the soul under that skin, as long as there is even a little stain, it will be ruined sooner or later.Maybe, it's just a matter of time.

Luo An's skin is completely unbearable.

Ten minutes after the phone was hung up, Luo An used his family power to force the school to block the post, and then formally issued a gauntlet to Tang Yuanjun on his homepage.

"Winners and losers, speak with your true skills." This is one of the original words that Luo An yelled out. Unfortunately, there are very few supporters below, and the huge Clover fan group started a group of ridicules under the letter The model, all kinds of sarcastic remarks and sarcasm can almost make a book.

After staring at the screen for half a minute, Tang Yuanjun logged into the forum and officially responded with four words——

"Accompany you to the end."

……

Time: Monday 12:00a.m.

Venue: League of Legends Academy

This is really a magical day. The master of the cafeteria encountered the empty scene in the cafeteria for the first time since the establishment of the League of Heroes Academy. The empty scene in the cafeteria greatly shocked his heart, so he sighed He took a breath, packed up his apron, and followed the flow of people to the simulated confrontation hall to join in the fun.

The map was chosen by Luoan, Dark Night Swamp, the map with the top difficulty index.In the Dark Night Swamp, not only is it possible to have black eyes, but every mecha must turn on the swamp floating mode.In this mode, the soles of the mecha will generate a layer of thrust, so that although the mecha steps on the swamp surface, only a small part of the gravity is applied to the swamp surface to avoid being swallowed.Due to the thrust generated by the mecha's feet, the mecha cannot perform any moves that rely on purely mechanical force, including rolling on the ground and simple forward and backward kicks.Therefore, on this map, there are three key assessment points, one is dark night reconnaissance ability, the other is the use of long and short-range weapons, and the third is the movement in a semi-floating state.

Luo An was indeed very scheming. After he proposed this map, the audience in the audience was in an uproar.Ai Rui whispered to Tang Yuanjun in the earphone: "This map is very bad for you. The reconnaissance ability of the Blizzard is already weak. Without sugar bags to help you, it is tantamount to blindness. And your current cracking of Xingsha is only in the When he got close at the end, he used close combat moves to preemptively strike. On this map, you can't do instant squats and flying kicks. You can't win with pure movement. If you don't know where the target is, neither can your Iron Storm room to develop."

Tang Yuanjun, who was making final adjustments to the Blizzard, laughed and interrupted him: "Why don't you just say that I'm going to die. Hey, are you helping me? If you say that, I might as well stop comparing and just kneel down and beg for mercy. "

Ai Rui sighed: "Ancestor, what I said is true. I didn't ask you to admit defeat. This is a free pk between the two sides. You can choose not to agree to his map. The big deal is to draw lots to decide the map. I don't believe in evil, map There are hundreds of them, as long as it’s not this one, you’re guaranteed to win.”

Tang Yuanjun smiled foolishly, then buckled the last board on the Blizzard's knee joint, and said softly: "It's this one, I'm sure to win too."

"Darling, I know you're hanging, but please don't underestimate the enemy..."

"Okay, I got it." Tang Yuanjun said, he cut off the internal line decisively, and switched the microphone to the public channel.

On the projection, everyone saw Tang Yuanjun's action, so the entire auditorium fell silent, waiting to hear what he had to say.

On the projection, Tang Yuanjun's expression was calm. He held up the headset, raised his head indifferently, and said, "Dark Night Swamp? Are you sure?"

Luo An sneered: "Are you afraid?"

"Then Dark Night Swamp." Tang Yuanjun sighed: "I originally wanted to save you a side, but since you want to die in five seconds, I have no choice but to grant you."

There was silence in the field, and then there was an unprecedented boiling.

What is five seconds to die? !

The media reporters who sneaked in started to shine blue light in their eyes. Half a minute later, the news about Tang Yuanjun pk Loan Green, who said that he would win the game five seconds after the game opened, caused a sensation in Allah.At this time, in the practice hall, solemnity had been restored both inside and outside the arena. Tang Yuanjun and Luo An each entered the mechs and began to make pre-match confirmations.

Tang Yuanjun pressed the ready button, and said softly in the public channel: "It just so happens that today is full of people, let me announce that if I achieve a five-second lore today, my Blizzard will officially change its name in the future."

What did you change your name to?The fan group below was enlightened collectively.

"Ah, I just figured out some tricks two days ago. If I can achieve success today, my Blizzard will no longer be able to use this street-filled name. Let's change the name to Oreo. It's delicious and delicious." Remember, you remember."

Off the field: "..."

Tang Yuanjun finished talking to himself, and two seconds later, Luo An pressed the ready button, a countdown appeared on the projection, and the game began!

In an instant, the field of vision in the simulation hall turned into darkness, and the ground turned into a simulated swamp. The two mechs turned on the floating mode at the same time, and stood firmly on the swamp.

The audience off the court began to discuss in a low voice. Behind the crowd, a strange man with a big hat and sunglasses pulled a fan who was waving a small green flag and whispered: "Actually, I think the four-leaf clover The field is hanging, he is a bit too underestimating the enemy. I heard that Cha Xuan taught Luo An all his famous moves, and Lanyue also had a technical breakthrough. I don't think Tang Yuanjun may be able to beat Cha Xuan's moves, let alone This map is too bad for the Blizzard."

When the man in the big hat said this, he seemed a little worried.It's just that kind of sadness reveals a deep pretentious atmosphere.

The other party thought for a while and said: "Actually, I think so too. But it's not necessarily true. The Blizzard is also improving. Didn't you see it when you came in? I sneaked a few glances at the Blizzard just now. The pictures are different again, the color of the joints used to be white, but now they are all iron gray, which is pretty cool.”

The man in the big hat was stunned for a moment, and then he let go of the man's hand.

Hiding under the sunglasses, An Feila suddenly had an unrealistic premonition in her heart.

Modifications made to the joints?

He suddenly remembered that on the night when Mushroom Sauce exposed Luo An and Cha Xuan having an affair, Tang Yuanjun had called and asked in a chatty tone: "Is your Qing Zhan the best in all Allah? Who will do it?" Not afraid?"

An Feila remembered that she answered him arrogantly at the time: "Of course, let alone Allah, the four main stars combined are not enough for me to chop."

No way... Anfeila suddenly felt goose bumps on her skin.