Fatty Big Future [Interstellar]

When all the dust of life settled, Tang Yuanjun realized belatedly that he was already in a stable period of life, and he could see at a glance what he would look like after he was five or sixty years old.

Many people would feel very anxious or sad about this knowledge, but Tang Xiaopang sat on the ship thinking about it, turning over and touching it, and still couldn't feel even a trace of sadness.

"Idol, it's almost here." Tang Bao walked in and handed a glass of orange juice: "I'll give you vitamin supplements, Wang and I complained that you looked wrinkled in the video."

Tang Yuanjun was speechless.Ever since Amphora and the gang of old fellows in the Rice Council settled on a rotation system that would allow him to have one month of Rice and one month of Allah, the complaints coming out of Amphora's mouth have been one after another.

All in all, there is only one core idea: the glutinous rice balls in Rice are not good fat people, but the daughter-in-law who comes to Allah is the handsome man.

The day before yesterday, An Feila said in the video: "I think the air quality in Rice may not be very good. Look at you, the melanin is very pigmented. It looks like you haven't taken good care of your skin, right?"

Tang Yuanjun took a look in the mirror inexplicably, his skin has always been this color, not to mention how shockingly white it is, but in any case he can be worthy of the words "fair and flawless".Melanin precipitation?Where is the melanin?Why didn't he see it?

Just after he inexplicably and a little nervously asked Tang Bao to find a mask to stick on him for the night—the day before yesterday, An Feila said in the video again: "I think Rice's water must have exceeded the standard for heavy metals, which makes your body The quality of your hair has become very poor. Your hair used to be soft, very cute at first glance, and feels good to the touch. But now it looks rough and haggard, like a pheasant."

Tang Yuanjun was taken aback: "It's so serious!?" He quickly pulled over to the mirror to look at it. In the mirror, he had black hair, which looked quite glossy and well-nourished. He stretched out his hand and touched it suspiciously. ...is it soft?Where does it look like a pheasant?

He snapped down the mirror, ready to argue with An Feila, who knew that this guy pouted and snorted angrily, then hung up the communication very arrogantly.

Leaving Tang Yuanjun facing the screen: "????"

But just yesterday, the night before he was going to fly back to Anla Star the next day, An Feila was still critical of him in every possible way in the video.After he disliked Tang Yuanjun from head to toe and blamed all these roots on the Rice star, he said such a thought-provoking sentence:

"I agree with Al, there is a saying on your earth, I think it makes sense."

Tang Yuanjun: "Huh?"

"When oranges are born in Huainan, they are oranges, and when oranges are born in Huaibei, they are oranges."

Tang Yuanjun: "Oh."

—he finally understood.

This is a disguised expression of longing.Obviously, this method cannot make the person who is missed feel happy like "I miss you, come quickly", but it also makes him feel a black line on his forehead.

Holding together with the interstellar boy, sometimes I really feel tired.

Tang Yuanjun looked at the bright and fibrous orange juice, sighed, and drank two more sips.

The ship landed at the consulate of the monarch. This is a small ship specially used by Mr. Tang Yuan to go to and from Raisi Allah for non-business purposes. The passenger capacity is small, but the facilities are very complete. First class.When he came out, Amphora was standing on the grass waiting for him like she was a few months ago.

Xiao Gongju seems to be in a great mood today, he is grinning from afar, and he almost writes the word "beautiful" on his forehead.Tang Yuanjun looked at someone who was so happy, and his resentment seemed not so serious. Allah is in the golden autumn, the sky is high and the clouds are clear, the scenery is indeed very refreshing.

Tang Yuanjun suddenly felt that maybe Anfeila was right. Rice's natural environment was indeed not as good as Allah's. Maybe it looked in the video that he was indeed not as beautiful as when he was in Allah.

So he, who was planning to come over and have a tough fight with Anfeila, suddenly became happy. He walked over and gave Anfeila a big hug.

An Feila held up the face of her own little glutinous rice balls, and kissed from the forehead to the chin, obviously extremely hungry and thirsty.He took a look at Tang Bao and the two little assistants who were following Tang Yuanjun, pocketed Tang Yuanjun inside with his long windbreaker, and turned around him.

"What?"

"Shake off those little tails."

Tang Yuanjun looked back suspiciously: "There is no little tail, they are all from our own."

"No, no." Someone shook his head like an old man: "Only the two of us can go where we are going, and only the two of us can do what we are going to do."

Tang Xiaopang blushed to the base of his neck all of a sudden, and softly scolded someone for being a hooligan.

"Bah, shameless."

Amphora: "Huh heh heh."

"I'm calling you shameless."

"Heh heh."

"..."

……

Until Tang Yuanjun was brought dizzily in front of the big bed in Amphora's bedroom, and was taken off his coat, T-shirt, trousers... and what, and was pushed down again On the bed, Tang Yuanjun didn't even react.

Why did you come to the bed naked just after getting off the plane? ?

What is this for? ?

How about the imaginary French red carpet and candlelight dinner? ?

Imagine two people who haven't seen each other for a long time drinking red wine and chatting about life facing the moonlight on the rooftop?Talking about falling into bed? ?

Are you tm kidding me!

Tang Xiaopang finally began to realize that his life was not as perfect as he had imagined, and he began to thump his calves in despair—which Amphora seemed to be trying to refuse.After fluttering a few times to no avail, he began to whine in despair again—which An Feila seemed to be someone's trick to provoke him, so he planted seeds on his white glutinous rice balls even more excitedly. One small strawberry after another.

Tang Yuanjun's heart at the moment: Mom!Someone is eating me, Mom!

An Feila's heart at the moment: Rice's food is still good, but our chubby seems to be a little fatter.It's better to be fat, but it's too thin to panic.

Tang Yuanjun: Oh my god, why does this pervert pinch my flesh!Is he going to hate me again?

An Feila: Take a look at this piece of fresh, warm and tender meat, tsk tsk, I really like it, the meat grown on my daughter-in-law, I like it no matter how you look at it...

……

Tang Yuanjun didn't know that he would continue to live such a sex life with a different style of painting for the rest of his life.

And this kind of life, probably a long time ago, the moment he just opened his eyes from the capsule, has been written in his life notebook, which cannot be changed.

Some people are destined, and the fate can be solved.Some people are kalpas, and kalpas can also be overcome.

But when he encountered a fusion of destiny and robbery like Amphora, he really had no choice but to continue, humming for the rest of his life.