Fatty Big Future [Interstellar]

What's it like to conceive a baby with technology?

——No one can answer this question, even Amphora, the provider of half of the child's genes, can't perceive it. However, Tang Yuanjun can.Because he is the developer of the entire gestation program, he is the only person in the world who can intuitively imagine what the baby will look like based on the scrolling codes and data items in the program source database.

Is it amazing? ——Tang Yuanjun thought, yes, it's amazing.He is not a woman, but he still feels the magic of a new life when he looks at those glowing green scrolling barcodes every day. 280 days is not short, he and An Feila have to continue their normal life trajectory, get together in January and separate in January, during the days of reunion, they can stand together outside the capsule and watch the whole day without moving. During the days of separation, they also had to continue to be busy with those important national affairs, so busy that they seldom looked into each other's eyes and talked seriously even when they turned on the video at night.

Tang Yuanjun thought that maybe these two children would break this rigid life pattern and make his life full of fun again.

Time is ticking, and in this infinite universe, the only thing that does not change is time.When Tang Yuanjun opened his eyes one morning, turned over a page of the calendar, and looked at the bright red "280", it was hard to believe for a while that their baby was about to be born today.

He and Amphora got up early in the morning, took a big shower, put on the clothes they carefully selected that were solemn but not too formal, and would scare the baby, then held hands and stood in front of the capsule like a pair of idiots, Keeping the star-eyed state and waiting.

The green countdown went to zero, there was a slight deflation sound in the capsule, the blue light faded slowly, and the capsule lid slowly opened.

——There are two white and fat dolls in the capsule, one is lying on the inside of the capsule, sticking out its little buttocks, and the other one has already sat up!A pair of sapphire-colored clear eyes stared intently at Tang Yuanjun and An Feila, and when the two parents were still in a daze, they giggled.

Due to the advanced technology of the mother body, the two children are not ugly and wrinkled like ordinary babies. They have inherited Tang Yuanjun's fair and tender skin perfectly, and they look like two angels.

"Oh my god, this is my son!" Amphora almost cried with joy, he went up and picked up the sitting child through sterile gloves. Said: "My son can sit and laugh when he was born, this is definitely a genius!"

Tang Yuanjun's heart was also full of emotion. He took a deep look at the baby held by An Feila, but then walked towards the capsule, and lifted the baby who had been lying in the capsule all this time, only showing its buttocks and not showing its face.

——Accidentally, the child closed his eyes half-closed, as if he felt that he was hugged by someone. He opened his eyes slowly. It was a pair of dark eyes that were exactly the same as Tang Yuanjun's. However, there was no smile in these eyes. Can't laugh, just looked at Tang Yuanjun a little blankly.

Two pairs of equally dark and clear eyes looked at each other, one pair was blank and expressionless, and the other pair was full of confusion.

Tang Yuanjun thought, why is this kid a little dazed?Doesn't look bright at all?

"Hey, I almost forgot, there's another one here." An Feila, who was excited enough, came over and looked from behind Tang Yuanjun: "Ah, that's great! I have your black eyes!"

"Yes... ah." Tang Yuanjun said hesitantly.

Amphora was completely lit up by the two angels, and he teased the little baby excitedly: "Call Dad!"

The one in Anfeila's arms: "Dad... pa!"

An Feila: "Fuck! Is this true or not, you can talk right away? Oh my god son, how high is your IQ? Daddy give me a kiss!" As she spoke, she kissed the child hard on the forehead.

But the one in Tang Yuanjun's arms closed its eyes wearily.

This……

An Feila and Tang Yuanjun looked at each other, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

The inspection indicators of the twins were released soon. Both of them are very healthy, and their gene sequences are all normal, and they are breathtakingly spectacular.However, when the more detailed brain examination was completed, there was a result that surprised and worried the other two new fathers.

Their blue-eyed eldest son's brain IQ is likely to reach 490 in the future—a development prospect that is even enough to crush Tang Yuanjun.And the youngest son with black eyes...his IQ reachable index...has not been tested.

Anlaxing's brain scanning technology is very advanced. Generally speaking, there is no room for undetectable intellectual development, unless... this child is mentally handicapped.

That's right, the intellectual development space of the mentally handicapped is unpredictable.

This data popped up immediately after 490. At that moment, the smiles on the faces of Tang Yuanjun and An Feila froze at the same time. They stared at the error message on the screen, almost unbelievable for a while.

Two seconds later, Tang Yuanjun's eyes were red, An Fei stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around him, squeezed his shoulders tightly, and said in a low voice: "It doesn't matter, we will still love him, he is still our best child. "

……

The news of the twins was announced soon, and Anfeila blocked the news that his younger brother was probably a fool. Even, he himself chose to ignore and forget about this issue.The first names of the two children are still to be discussed, and the nicknames are temporarily called Dou Sha and Egg Yolk - the clever elder brother is Dou Sha, and the dull younger brother is Egg Yolk.An Feila arranged all the preschool education courses for egg yolk and bean paste equally, so that the twins stayed together every day.

But the difference will be seen slowly over time.

At two months, Dou Sha could walk and run, could recognize all the daily characters, could do simple addition and subtraction, and could sing.And the egg yolk was still lying there, looking up at his brother to complete one challenge after another, which was a bit heaven-defying for a baby.

When he was five months old, Dousha was said to have the intelligence of a primary school graduate. He could write and play the piano, and began to learn simple physics knowledge and chemical equations with his father-but the egg yolk was still lying there.

At nine months, Dou Sha is already a little adult. He only looks like a child when he laughs, but he shows a frightening genius when he is doing business.He started playing chess with the sugar bag, and often killed the sugar bag whose brain was comparable to a computer for 5 minutes.And the egg yolk—he finally, on the afternoon when his elder brother started to learn programming, slowly sat up halfway with his little arms propped up, and glanced at that new thing—the optical brain screen.

Dousha’s IQ had already reached the level of the best junior high school students of this era before he was one year old. At that time, he would already hold his younger brother’s hand between physics classes, and whispered: “Brother, talk, call me brother, call me brother!” -"

And Egg Yolk, who was able to stand up just now, just looked at him unblinkingly, without any intention of opening his mouth.

……

Both Tang Yuanjun and An Feila understood that even if Egg Yolk was always by Dou Sha's side, it was impossible for him to gradually return to normal.They take the same classes, eat the same food, and sleep in the same bed...but the gap will become wider and wider, making people more and more desperate.

Gradually, even though An Feila said the same love, everyone could see that he paid more attention to Dou Sha.Tang Yuanjun can't blame him, because the child is going to inherit the royal family, after all, An Feila can't always indulge in sorrow for the egg yolk.It's just that sometimes, Anfeila would sigh with emotion: "Look, how black our egg yolk brother's eyes are, they are exactly the same as yours, so beautiful." At that time, he would look at Anfeila, see the empress dowager in his eyes. sorry.

He thought, if the egg yolk hadn't just inherited his black eyes, maybe Amphora would not have even the last reason to love this child.

Sometimes Tang Yuanjun wondered if this was God's intentional arrangement. Their family is too against the sky, and God doesn't want to see them continue to be arrogant.

That night, Tang Yuanjun woke up after Anfeila fell asleep, the moonlight was bright, and he came to the baby's room barefoot alone. Brother Dousha slept soundly on the bed, while Eggy Yolk sat on the bed, without any sleepiness. .He slowly opened the door, and the father and son looked at each other with a pair of identical black eyes separated by several meters of air.

Tang Yuanjun suddenly felt, how could this child not be spiritual?Look at his eyes, so dark, so bright, so exciting, why is he such a fool?

He is his child. The gene sequence shows that the elder brother Dou Sha resembles An Feila to a greater extent, while the younger brother Egg Yolk resembles him to a greater extent... How could his child be a fool?

Tang Yuanjun suddenly felt a sore nose, he walked up to pick up the egg yolk in two steps, and pressed a wet kiss on the child's forehead.

"Father loves you very much, egg yolk." Tang Yuanjun said softly, "Father doesn't want you to have any burdens, but only hopes that you can have a happy life."

"No matter what, Dad will always be with you and protect you."

Tang Yuanjun didn't know how many tears he shed that night, he only remembered the egg yolk's dazed eyes that had been shining brightly, with a dim light that seemed to understand but not understand.

……

Time flies, and the one-year-old birthday ceremony is coming soon.Although the egg yolk still can't speak, Anfeila still prepared a very grand party for the two brothers, and gave each son a special gift.The growth gifts of the royal family are often not obtained out of thin air. After the prince becomes an adult, he often has to accept a test from his parents before he can get the growth gift.But here in Amphora, he moved this rule directly from the child to the first year old.

He wrote a difficult program for Dou Sha. If Dou Sha can break through within 3 minutes, he can get a replica model of his favorite father's Xingchen mecha.And the egg yolk—as long as the egg yolk can call Dad, Amphora will give him a real high-end mech.

An Feila never expected to complete the egg yolk's task. He understood that the egg yolk didn't even understand the rules for getting rewards.And Dou Sha's procedural problem is slightly higher than the current level of Dou Sha. Only children who really use their brains and find a solution efficiently can complete this challenge.

The night before the first birthday ceremony, An Feila lay on the bed, and said to Tang Yuanjun with some worry: "I'm really afraid that no one will get the presents we prepared for them."

Tang Yuanjun sighed: "Who told you to set the topic so difficult, bean paste may not work."

Amidst the worries of the two fathers, the first birthday gift came. The party was in the auditorium of the consulate, and before the party was held, they carried the twins to their room and sat on the bed, and An Feila said the rules seriously.

"Sons, please do your best. Dads are very careful in preparing presents." Tang Yuanjun said softly, his eyes fell on Egg Yolk uncontrollably. He wished Egg Yolk could call him Dad. All the stars were plucked and given to his son.

In order to avoid disappointment, An Feila let her eldest son Dou Sha come first.The light brain filled with scrolling codes was handed over to the eldest son. The father stood beside the eldest son expectantly and bent over to watch. The egg yolk was sandwiched between the amphila and bean paste. Keeping myself half asleep and half awake, I glanced at the screen for a while, and glanced at my brother for a while.

The 3-minute countdown started, and Dousha’s two immature hands immediately started typing on the keyboard. The kernel of this program is easy to read, but to access the core code area, an encryption program needs to be cracked, and this encryption algorithm is an encryption algorithm. Feila wrote it himself, which is still a bit difficult for Xiaodousha.

After 1 minute passed, Xiao Dousha, who was bounced back by the secret security wall again and lost all previous efforts, was a little flustered.

One and a half minutes later, the system beeped, indicating that the cracking failed, and it started again—half of the time had passed.

In 2 minutes, the error message sounded again, and Xiaodousha, who had never experienced failure before, had tears in her eyes.

The son really liked that model, but——An Feila and Tang Yuanjun looked at each other, and sighed silently at the same time.

There is still 1 minute, even if Dou Sha thinks of the correct algorithm now, it will be difficult to complete the task before the time limit.

Is it really necessary to disappoint both fathers today?

Tang Yuanjun thought, the bean paste failed, can he still pray that the egg yolk can speak for the first time?

But at this moment—like a ghost, a completely unfamiliar and childish voice suddenly sounded between the two fathers—

"Hey, don't cry, I'll come."

The two fathers and one elder brother were all stunned, Tang Yuanjun's first reaction was to look down and find out who came out of the ground and spoke scary?However, at this moment, Egg Yolk, who had been sitting next to Dou Sha, yawned a little disdainfully, and took the optical brain from his brother.

Tang Yuanjun: (●°u°●)

Amphora: (●°u°●)

Red bean paste: (●°u°●)

The father and son were still in the state of "Damn it??!!", a certain egg yolk stretched his finger, and placed it on the keyboard with great precision, and then - a storm that was enough to make Tang Bao kneel and kowtow The god-level input of Shishi started. Egg Yolk’s eyes have never been so bright. Obsidian-like eyes are focused on the code that is scrolling quickly on the screen. Almost without thinking, he directly found out all the mistakes of his previous brother and corrected them in seconds. , and then a series of green codes were inputted cracklingly, and the "didi" prompt sounded one after another that the security wall was verified, and the speed was simply crashing.

Tang Yuanjun couldn't recover from the huge shock, so he had to look at the screen instinctively, but the code scrolled too fast, and his human eyes could hardly keep up with his son's hand speed, so he had to kneel on the ground regardless of his image and put his face against it. Look, when he finally catches up with his son's train of thought - he's completely broken.

He—this cosmic genius with an IQ of 470—actually!Of course!No!Know!road!Son!son!exist!Dry!What!

Yes, he can't read it! !

In Tang Yuanjun's life dictionary, the word "do not understand" has never appeared.But today, he sacrificed his knee and the first time to his idiot son who could not speak for a year.

——No matter how loudly the faces of the immediate family members in this room are slapped, a series of almost continuous notification sounds seem to remind everyone instead of the egg yolk who never speaks: "Yes, my egg yolk is so against the sky, My egg yolk is a universe-level genius, you ignorant and stupid humans!"

Two minutes and 30 seconds - the egg yolk hits the last carriage return, corrects the deviation and passes the test in 30 seconds.At the moment when the congratulatory sound sounded, Tang Yuanjun's froze brain finally recovered.

—— Brain intellectual space scan, according to the routine, the failure to scan the result means that the child is mentally handicapped.However—their family cannot be judged by convention.

Most of the genes of this child follow him, so he should naturally be smarter than his brother. In fact, he is the genius with unlimited IQ space and unfathomable technology.

Tang Yuanjun finally understood everything in an instant, but before he had time to react emotionally, An Feila over there was completely frightened, and he even pointed to his child and stuttered for the first time since he was born. : "You you you, why can you talk!"

Egg Yolk looked at his father calmly: "I have always been able to talk."

"Then why don't you speak? Why don't you coax you to say nothing?!"

"It looks silly to be coaxed into learning how to talk."

"...Then why do you know how to solve problems!"

"I'm also listening to my brother's class. Although my brother is a slow learner and I'm bored most of the time, I don't want to say it because I still hope to be with my brother every day." Egg Yolk pouted as he said, A little disgusted but a little bit cute, I stretched out my sleeve to wipe away the tears of my brother who had tears froze in his eyes, "Don't cry, you cry if you don't know how to do a question, it's so embarrassing, put all the mechas that father gave you into our It's in the room, if you don't believe me, go back and have a look."

Amphora: (°_°)

In the room where the atmosphere is a little loving and a little weird, only Tang Yuanjun has returned to normal. He looked at him like a little son who suddenly turned on the switch, and suddenly felt like crying and laughing.

The black-eyed little doll, with a helpless, disdainful, and indifferent expression on his face, suddenly overlapped with several moments deep in his memory.

That's right, isn't that exactly what he looked like when he used his IQ to pretend to be a force when he was young?

Tang Yuanjun gently picked up his son, kissed him on the cheek, and sighed softly.

Sure enough... like father, like son.

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