Infinite Throne

The taupe snake hit Song Guozhang accurately.

"Ahhh-"

Song Guozhang burst into a sharper, girlier, and more panicked cry than Song Wan.

The snake happened to be hooked by the belt around Song Guozhang's waist, and the snake's head was attached to Song Guozhang's waist, and it was sliding down the back of his waist.Its head is indeed triangular. Judging from the species, it is a pit viper, which is highly poisonous.

"Come on someone!"

Song Guozhang didn't dare to move, only dared to call.

However, those students were even more afraid to move, and there was no one who was not afraid of snakes.Except for Lin Jing.

"Which one of you threw the snake here? Take it away from me..." Song Guozhang had the guts to hit the student, but he didn't have the guts to touch the snake.

He also knows some common sense of life, for example, a snake will bite directly when it senses that its prey is aggressive.If he remained still and allowed the snake to crawl away, he might have escaped death.

"Who threw the snake, come out..." Song Guozhang was angry, angry and anxious, and at the same time terrified.

"The snake flew over by itself!" Song Wan spoke first.

"Yes, I saw it fly too." Yaya also echoed.

"It flew onto Teacher Song's ass!"

"Ms. Song's butt is so fat, it's almost as fat as Mrs. Song's!"

"Will it bite? It looks like it hurts to bite..."

Now that Song Guozhang is restrained, the students are a little more courageous, discussing happily.

"Snake is so powerful, it can fly!" Jiajia, the youngest, always reacted a little slowly, and spoke slowly.She didn't have time to see Lin Yebai throwing the snake, and she really thought that the snake flew over by herself, but she showed surprise in her eyes and her tone was very innocent.

Song Guozhang was almost pissed off, and wanted to rush over and give each student a big mouth, especially Lin Jiajia, who made them talk nonsense.

But he dared not move.

[Ruan Ruan Mao Er]: Our Lin Zai is really a good student who respects the teacher, and gave the teacher a small gift as soon as he came

[Braised Pork Ribs]: That's right, it's just that the teacher is not decent, so he can't accept this small gift with an open mind, it's too much!

"Teacher Song, what's the matter?"

The patrolling security guard Liu Da passed by and found the playground a bit messy. He didn't see the snake on Song Guozhang's belt from a distance, so he asked loudly.

"Come on!" Song Guozhang seemed to see a life-saving straw.

Liu Da rushed over a few steps, found the snake, and backed away.

"Old Liu, you have to help me..." Song Guozhang begged, "Get me a bamboo pole to push it away..."

"I'll find a pole." Liu Da couldn't leave Song Guozhang alone, after all, he was a colleague who worked in the school, and it would be ugly if he froze.

Soon, Liu Da found a bamboo pole three to four meters long, and he dared not approach Song Guozhang until he was sure that he would not be bitten by a snake.

Song Guozhang has maintained the current posture for several minutes, motionless, with big drops of sweat dripping down his forehead and back of his neck.

Worse yet, he kind of wants to fart now.

At noon, the cafeteria ate stewed pork knuckle, which was very tasty and not greasy at all. He couldn't help but eat more. The strong fart feeling at this moment became a ticking time bomb.

Song Guozhang tried his best to hold back and gritted his teeth.

Never fart!

"Get out of the way!" Liu Da wanted to find an angle to lift the snake away, and urged impatiently.

The children ran away in an instant, far away, but couldn't help but pay attention to the movement here, wanting to see if the snake would fly away.

Song Wan was holding Yaya, and Lin Yebai was holding Lin Jiajia. The two children walked slowly and were frightened. They were escorted by older students before they left the danger zone.

"I'm going to hit a snake..."

Liu Xiao stretched out the bamboo pole carefully, trying to adjust the appropriate angle.

"Ms. Song pouted her butt, is she trying to fart..."

Lin Jiajia's tone was very slow, and she was in a daze when she spoke.She is born like this, she doesn't seem very smart, and her IQ may be a little lower than that of normal children.

As soon as these words came out, the other students couldn't help laughing.

When Song Guozhang heard the word "fart", he was so angry that he broke his skills and really let that fart out!

"Pfft-"

Song Guozhang let out a loud fart.

The snake that was lying on his waist was startled suddenly, and bit Song Guozhang's buttocks fiercely, then landed quickly, swam into the grass, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.

"What a fart—"

"Teacher Song is so powerful, the fart scared the snake away!"

Lin Jiajia began to applaud, smiling brightly.

Liu Da put aside the bamboo pole, sighed, and when he heard Lin Jiajia's voice, he wanted to laugh but held back.

Anyone who has been in this school for a long time will know that the youngest child is a little fool, and it is normal to say anything on this occasion.

Song Guozhang was so angry that his blood flowed backwards, his butt hurt so badly that he didn't dare to move.

[I am a little blue dragon]: Well done!

[Cuckoo Chicken]: The Snake Team really did a great job, Nice!

"I, what should I do? Does someone need to suck out the poisonous blood?" Song Guozhang asked.

"You've watched too many TV shows. I'll carry you to the hospital."

Liu Da looked at Song Guozhang with disgust.If this is a beautiful woman, maybe he is willing to help suck the snake venom, who would like to drink Song Guozhang's big butt.There is no self-awareness at all!

"Old Liu, I will trouble you then!"

Song Guozhang was carried away by Liu Da, and the group of students on the playground was forgotten.

"Sister Lin Jing, you are amazing." Yaya looked at Lin Yebai adoringly.

"Will Mr. Song die if he is bitten by a snake? Can we have a feast if he dies?" Another child asked.

"Banquet, is the banquet delicious?" Jiajia followed behind, unable to hold back her saliva.