You can't take the show casually

In City H, there is an inconspicuous family, everyone likes to call this family Lao Yu's family.

But this is the family, it can be said that it is the last family in H City. It is not obvious, but it has a lot of wealth.

No matter what happened, as long as the members of Lao Yu's family were willing to step forward, there would be almost no injustice.In the same way, if one could marry into or be married to someone from Lao Yu's family, it would really be similar to attaining enlightenment and ascending to heaven, which is the dream of many people in City H.

This kind of beginning of Mary Su Xiaobai's essay is what Yu Cheng likes to use every time. Every time he chats with his classmates or new friends, Yu Cheng especially likes to use this beginning to describe.

"You don't know, Lao Yu's family is amazing. The pen holders at home cost at least 10 yuan a piece. They are all good things from the official kiln!" Yu Cheng was there, facing the new classmate who just transferred to another school. He spoke eloquently, and he didn't care that the other party's face twitched so much that he was about to faint.

"Student Yu Cheng, please have some basic social knowledge, okay? Now there is no such thing as the old Yu's and the old Tang's. It's already outdated. Well, I can see that you read too many novels in the bookstore next door yesterday. Let's talk after going home and getting some sleep!" Before the new classmate across from him got angry, Yu Cheng's deskmate jumped onto the chair, and then sat on the table and pulled back Yu Cheng who was talking about it. He just lay down on the table.

"That's right, I know your family's conditions are good, but it's boring to brag like this every time, do you really think we are two or three-year-old children?" Another classmate also came from the side, and began to hold Yu Cheng while talking. Itching, the three of them soon became a mess.Although what I said just now sounds ugly, but the relationship between a few people is very good, and the new classmates don't care, and I am quite envious of everyone's getting along.

"Yu Cheng, where's your girlfriend?" On the way back from school, a passer-by poked Yu Cheng's arm.

"Break up, Chi Chi Wai Wai, I hate girls like this the most. I haven't said anything yet, and I cry every now and then. Last time I saw a caterpillar, I also screamed. It's so annoying. Isn't there someone who is gentle and manly! "Yu Cheng angrily kicked the stone in front of her to vent her dissatisfaction with losing love.

"Women, it's all like this. My mother is arguing with my father and crying. There is no way. We men just let them go. Our teacher doesn't cry from time to time. What can we do?" , who told us that we are men and others are women!" Passer-by B came over and said.

"Well, that's right, women are troublesome, especially every time I see the bitter face of the head teacher." Yu Cheng put his hands in his pockets and walked forward without turning his head.

"Cough cough."

"Especially when you don't do your homework, look at that face, tsk tsk, it's so simple."

"Cough cough."

"To be honest, my dad was constipated last time, and he didn't have it for more than a week. It's almost the same as her face."

"Cough cough."

"When there is still swearing, they just report criticisms back and forth, and there are no new tricks. They say it every time, and I haven't seen anyone who has been notified. Who can't pretend to be a tiger, and scare someone!"

"Cough cough!"

"What's wrong with you, Xiaopang, chicken feathers in your throat? What are you coughing for?" Yu Cheng looked back at Passerby A, who had been covered in chicken feathers, and saw Xiaopang following him with his head covered in cold sweat. Behind him, there is a familiar figure behind him, wearing a dark blue floral dress, following behind him step by step.

"Yang, Yang, Teacher Yang!" Yu Cheng felt that his jaw and tongue were no longer his own, and he couldn't control them at all. He wanted to say an apology, but he stuttered and couldn't speak.

"I want to apologize, hehe, it's late! It's okay, you still have a chance before the morning meeting tomorrow, so hurry up and say what you want to say, anyway, you are going to report criticism, and the result of saying one sentence is the same as saying ten sentences, I will listen to it by the way Listen to your evaluation." Teacher Yang, the class teacher, straightened her hair that was a little messed up by the wind, and Yu Cheng felt that her heart was also blown into dregs by the small breeze, floating between the sky and the earth...

Early the next morning.

"Yu Cheng, a student in the third and fifth classes of the junior high school, disobeyed the school discipline, maliciously slandered and slandered the teacher's image, which had an extremely bad influence on the students. After careful consideration, the school decided to give Yu Cheng a warning. I also hope that other students We can learn from it and prevent such incidents from happening again!"

"Chengzi, what should I do, I really punished you!" Xiaopang hurriedly dragged Yu Cheng to the toilet after the meeting was over, and passerby B and passerby C also squeezed in.

"It's okay, I will give it if I give it. Anyway, the high school entrance examination is coming soon. After the high school entrance examination, who will remember who? If the green mountains don't change, the green water will flow forever, let's talk about it later!" Yu Cheng pretended to be indifferent, but the others It is obvious that Yu Cheng's mood is still very lost.

That's right, after all, he is the one who takes the first place in every exam, so it's really uncomfortable to memorize a punishment before the senior high school entrance exam.

"I heard that there is a show that is very popular recently. What is it called? I'll take you to see it. I heard that the protagonists in it are all very good-looking." Looking at Yu Cheng's sullen look, Fatty hurriedly proposed.

"Enn, I've heard that too. Isn't my brother a sophomore in high school? He doesn't like that one now, and he tosses about clothes and props at home every day, because he has been beaten up several times."

"Yes, I also know, this seems to be acting like someone in an anime or a novel, I heard it's fun to be serious."

"The three of you stay and go, that's called cosplay, you're still killing me! Pooh! You're so big! Just go, I just fell out of love, and see if there is any suitable wife for me! I have changed three girlfriends , I must find someone who falls in love at first sight, and then live a lifetime!"

"Ambitious!"

"There is a kind!"

"man!"

"Let's go, it just so happens that this week is the last one, we don't have classes on Sunday, let's go to cosplay!" Yu Cheng waved his hand, and the others immediately followed him out of the toilet, not caring about the shocked expressions on their faces— Four boys are crowded in a cubicle, do they have to face each other when shitting? !