[Sword Three + Interstellar] Tangmen Mecha

The easiest and quickest way is to take off his pants. However, if this method does not find a good method and good reason, it will definitely be regarded as a maddened death.Can't just say, hey man, take your pants off and let me see if I crippled your thighs or your penis last night?

Therefore, in Qiao Mu's eyes, it was Tang Xinian who was so shameless and kept staring at his crotch. He wanted to call the police for being so shameless in broad daylight.

Holding a cup of coffee, Tang Xinian asked casually, "Student Qiao Mu, what's wrong with you? Your leg is injured? Why don't you go to the hospital for an examination?" Qiao Mu sat on the sofa, flipping through a magazine, with a deep smile on his face: "It's just that I accidentally fell and hurt it. It's nothing serious. It will be fine after training."

The enemy is too cunning, so he has to think of other ways, so instead of being exposed for his poor acting skills, it is better to directly use a cheap trick for a reason.Tang Xinian poured the coffee on Qiao Mu's trousers in a very unskilled manner, with a domineering professor's willful expression on his face: "I'm sorry, I slipped my hand, your trousers are dirty, take them off quickly and I'll wash them for you Come on, I'm going to do something when I'm eating at your house." He said it as if it was all for the sake of feeling sorry.

Of course, Qiao Mu definitely refused, but have you ever seen such a perverted slut who just took off his pants with such a shameless face and didn't mind tearing them up?Qiao Mu said that he was deeply frightened, I have never seen such a cheeky and shameless person!

Qiao Mu's embarrassment index skyrocketed, the first time they met, the former owner directly skipped the process of talking about love and intercession, and reached the result of Qiang Shang having a child and becoming a father.The second time they met, Qiao Mu, who originally wanted to come back for revenge, was enthusiastically undressed again, and it seemed that he was planning to be obscene again.

Shameless people know how to seduce me every day. The angry Qiao Mu looked at Tang Xinian, who was still stirring up trouble, and scolded Shameless in his heart. Thinking that the two of them even had a son, he half pushed and gave up in embarrassment.

Looking at it from a close distance, although his behavior is a bit shameless and dissolute, he still looks passable, just like the poem says, his eyes are shining brightly, and his eyebrows are gathering clouds.The spring fairy is not like this, and the moon god should be invisible.This person is also a talent if he does such a move by Meng Lang without changing his face.It didn't detract from his elegance at all, as if it was just a natural movement.

Qiao Mu relaxes, there is no reason not to eat the meat that is put in his mouth, he is neither Liu Xiahui nor a gentleman who does not eat fireworks, although Qiao Mu seems to be an ascetic who makes people want to lure him to degenerate.Like the abstinence wood that doesn't understand the taste, it is actually a very sensitive physique, otherwise it would not let the original owner succeed easily.

Since Tang Xinian had already started the flames desperately, Qiao Mu had no reason to wrong himself, anyway, they had already taken the last step, and in Qiao Mu's eyes, Tang Xinian was already marked as a private property.Qiao Mu's slender fingers kept lingering on Tang Xinian's body, and after wrapping his arms around his waist, he became more and more dishonest.

Tang Xinian collapsed, she just changed her pants and washed them, student Qiao Mu, why don't you be so shameless!At the beginning, he was unwilling to do so, but now who is the one who is going up and down, you bastard.

However, looking at his lively movements, could it be that he wasn't the thief last night?Qiao Mu's trousers had already been ripped open, and just as Tang Xinian wanted to take a look to make sure, he was startled by a sudden knock on the door and jumped up. If someone came in now, he would jump up when he saw this scene. Even if it enters the Yellow River, it will not be washed clean.

There was still burning fire and a trace of resentment in Qiao Mu's eyes. He pulled up his trousers with a big hole to open the door, and there was a little doll in a well-fitting coat standing there, looking at it with a blink of an eye. With just one glance at Qiao Mu, he stepped into the room unceremoniously and looked at Tang Xinian, whose clothes were disheveled on the sofa, and shouted happily: "Papa!"

Tang Xinian's whole body is Sparta, don't call it papa casually!

Seeing Tang Xinian staring blankly at him without saying a word, the child pursed his mouth in great grievance: "Baba! Baba! Baba!" The strange thing is that once the child gets emotional, a beetle will grow on his forehead. Small green shoots.

Tang Xinian hadn't said anything yet, but Qiao Mu on the side was agitated. He stepped forward to take a closer look at the little green buds on the child's head, and then said to Tang Xinian, "I have another purpose for coming to H2 this time, which is to bring Let him go, if you don't object, or you can go back to the gs4 galaxy with me."

The expression on Tang Xinian's face that I couldn't understand your alien language at all made Qiao Mu's egg hurt deeply.However, the little thing doesn't let Qiao Mu touch him, but likes to cling to Tang Xinian, and calls papa softly.

After filtering the information again, Tang Xinian thought that last week he had voted for the development of the satellite system of the gs4 galaxy. If he was to go to the gs4 galaxy, would it be a death penalty or a death penalty?Before Tang Xinian could think about what was left, Qiao Mu dropped another bomb.

"I am Qiao Mu, No. 4 emperor of the gs13 galaxy. Although you, a scumbag, have shamelessly seduced me, in view of the fact that you have conceived an imperial heir for me, I will reluctantly marry you." Qiao Mu raised his chin with a proud expression on his face. And earnestly, as if to say, don't take the order to thank you soon.

Tang Xinian's heart was full of excitement, I am still the Buddha, the Jade Emperor, the Great Emperor, and the Great Sage Equaling Heaven.Your Majesty, you have such a benevolent and arrogant face on me, can I just kneel and lick it?You are not Voldemort from Harry Potter and I am not Snapelucius thanks.

Tang Xinian adhered to the principle that people respect me three points and I respect you. Of course, he taunted back: "Sorry, you are not my type. You want to marry me and reincarnated as a woman." Qiao Mu's heart was burning with anger The smile on his face became wider and wider, he pressed Tang Xinian against the wall without hesitation, his voice was still as gentle as spring, "Ma'am, believe it or not, I am here right now to let you have another child .”

Alien, your genes are really against the sky, and men can also conceive.However, in fact, the original owner mixed the two people's blood in a petri dish, and with the help of the cr51 solution, the child was born.

Before Tang Xinian could taunt him back, a young child voice had already answered for him.The child called Papa bit on Qiao Mu's arm and said angrily, "Don't bully my Papa, you scoundrel."

Although I don't know who this baby belongs to, but I like it cute, yes, that's it, kill that neuropathy.Tang Xinian poked the little green bud on the child's head, it looked like a real plant bud.He touched Xiao'er's face very happily and said, "What's your name, kid?" The kid said expectantly, "I don't have a name, so Papa will give me a name."

Unexpectedly, he and Qiao Mu said in the same voice: "Qiao Xiaobao/Ya Bao." Qiao Mu pondered for a moment and said, "Let's use Ya Bao as a nickname." Qiao Xiaobao ignored Qiao Mu and happily took Tang Xinian's arm: "Baba, Ya Bao is hungry." Tang Xinian glared at Qiao Mu, who was still holding his hand, and directed rudely, "Go cook, or credits will be deducted."

Professor, how can you be so shameless? After looking at each other for a few seconds, Qiao Mu realized that Tang Xinian is a poor cook, and asked him to cook for Xiaobao, probably instant noodles, water noodles, and fried rice with eggs in turn.Qiao Mu sighed and went to the kitchen, what if the future queen is a poor cook?

Looking at Qiao Xiaobao in front of him, Tang Xinian only felt that the more he looked at it, the more he liked him. For some reason, he had a very cordial feeling.He sat on the sofa with Qiao Xiaobao in his arms, and Qiao Xiaobao curiously grabbed the conch hanging from Tang Xinian's neck.It was bought when I went on a trip last time. It is only half the size of a fist. It has delicate texture, light yellow conch with milky white spots, and it echoes when blown into it.

Being idle is also idle, Tang Xinian remembered the fairy tales he read to his younger sister when he was a child, and guessing that children of this age would like to listen to stories, he started telling Qiao Xiaobao.

"Once upon a time, there was a farmer. One day he found a snail after finishing his work in the field and took it home. For several days, the farmer found that there was delicious food when he went home. He decided to find out the truth. So the farmer Hiding behind the water tank, he found a puff of smoke coming out of the snail he brought back. After the smoke cleared, there was a beautiful girl. As soon as the farmer comes home, he will see a delicious meal. ... This is the story of the snail girl."

Qiao Xiaobao stared at Tang Xinian without blinking her big eyes, and exclaimed: "The snail girl is so good, I will marry a snail girl in the future to help me cook delicious meals (﹃)."

Well, the snail girls from our same school are all great, and Jiansan's offensive and defensive mechanisms beat them all over the place, even though I'm just a beautiful snail boy with poor cooking skills.Tang Xinian couldn't help itching and touched the little green bud on Yabao's head, it was emerald green and had the fragrance of grass and trees.

When Qiao Mu finished the meal, he saw the sticky one big and one small lying on the sofa. He snorted and put the food heavily on the table. Qiao Xiaobao's papa.Bear boy, I am also your dear father╭(╯^╰)╮.

Qiao Xiaobao poked Tang Xinian, pouted, and said, "Papa, is that scoundrel who bullied you pursing his lips to hang a bottle of oil on his mouth? He's such a big adult, he's still acting cute like a baby, so shameful."

Tang Xinian turned her head and saw Qiao Mu with a resentful aura on her face, exuding either jealous or unhappy, she was speechless.Tang Xinian walked over and poked him in the face: "Why are you so crazy?" Don't be stupid, let's eat, you're starving to death.

Looking at the future queen who came to coax him, His Majesty Qiao Mu felt physically and mentally at ease, so he gently rubbed the queen's palm before sitting down contentedly and shouting: "Let's eat."

Tang Xinian rolled his eyes in disdain (￣ー￣), he really thought he was the emperor.

While telling the story to Qiao Xiaobao, Tang Xinian had figured out that the doll was the puddle of water raised in the big white ball, bah, no, the son of the previous owner.It's just that he couldn't figure out how Yabao, which had always been in a liquid state before, suddenly became solid, and looked like a five or six-year-old child.

Isn't it normal to have babies first and then toddlers?Is there a problem with the solution?Didn't the original owner soak Yabao in the solution all the time?Tang Xinian, who couldn't figure it out, had dinner at Qiao Mu's house and immediately took Qiao Xiaobao home to see if he could find any clues to explain the current situation.And, if the thief that night wasn't Qiao Mu, then who was it?

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