Reborn as a man

Chapter 15

"...89, ninety... 98, 99, one hundred!" Hoo hoo!Xiao Yun rubbed his legs distressedly and gasped for breath, kicking each leg a hundred times a day is really not something ordinary people can bear!No wonder when I called Zhou Hong (the Sanda coach who appeared in the movie) for advice, she laughed mischievously after she told me this method!Xiao Yun gritted his teeth, determined to turn his grievances into motivation, and started his daily punching practice.One hundred punches for each of the left and right hands, come on!Xiao Yun cheered for himself.

It's summer vacation time.Every day Xiao Yun got up very early and ran to the nearby park to exercise.

Ever since he heard Zhou Hong's bad idea, Xiao Yun forced Cui Wenhui to sew a sandbag for himself.Because kicking and punching need to touch the real thing to experience the feeling, and Xiao Yun is a caring child, and he doesn't want to sacrifice all the small saplings in the park to serve as his own targets.Unable to withstand Xiao Yun's softness and toughness, Cui Wenhui took the time to sew a cloth bag for Xiao Yun, put some cheap mung beans in it, then sealed it tightly, and then sewed two thick String, a simple sandbag is ready.Cui Wenhui also told Xiao Yun not to make the 'cloth pocket' dirty, and it would be best to bring back the mung beans inside in the future, so that he could use it to cook mung bean soup.After hearing Cui Wenhui's words, Xiao Yun fell silent.I said, dear mother, please don't be so cold when you are joking, if you want to lie, you have to hide the smile in your eyes! ?Xiao Yun roared unsteadily in his heart, but on the face he remained calm, nodding in agreement, which made Cui Wenhui lament that her baby was becoming less and less cute.

Every day, Xiao Yun would put his mother's "love sandbag" in the front basket of his children's bicycle, then ride unsteadily to the small park, hang the sandbag on the rusty horizontal bar in the park, and start the day's training .

When it comes to bicycles, one thing has to be mentioned.When Xiao Yun was Xiao Xiaolu, what he was most afraid of was neither bugs nor ghosts, but bicycles.Xiao Xiaolu never knew how to ride a bicycle in her life.Because when Xiao Xiaolu was young, the family did not have the conditions to buy a children's bicycle for Xiao Xiaolu. When Xiao Xiaolu grew up and the family had the conditions, Xiao's parents felt that it would not take much time to buy another children's bicycle. Children's bike.In this way, Xiao Xiaolu's good time to learn to drive was delayed.When Xiao Xiaolu was in high school, Cui Wenhui borrowed an adult car from a friend to let Xiao Xiaolu learn to drive, but Xiao Xiaolu's hands and feet were not very sensitive at that time, and she was a little scared, and she couldn't learn it after several days of learning. in a hurry.Finally, one day, after Xiao Xiaolu fell off the car once, Xiao Dacheng became anxious and scolded Xiao Xiaolu for a meal. Coupled with Cui Wenhui's nagging, Xiao Xiaolu also became anxious. In the end, I got sick from anger, and finally the matter of learning to drive was over.Now, the condition of Xiao Yun's family is not bad, so he said to Xiao Dacheng that he wanted to buy a bicycle.Xiao's father felt sorry for his son, and he took Xiao Yun to buy the car just after Xiao Yun's winter vacation.After two lifetimes, Xiao Yun became more courageous, and within two days he was able to ride a small cart.

At that time, mom and dad felt uncomfortable, after all, because of negligence, the child has never been able to ride a bicycle.Xiao Yun moved his aching arm, his eyes darkened.I was too violent and ignorant at the time, which made my parents sad.Alas, fortunately, my family has the conditions now, otherwise it will be very troublesome to learn to drive in the future.

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Xiao Yun had a fulfilling summer vacation.He didn't finish all his homework in a few days like last time, but wrote some every day to pass the time.I usually watch TV and newspapers, practice martial arts, listen to the radio, and occasionally go out to play with He Xu. The small life is really happy.

Compared with Xiao Yun, the summer vacation of Xiao Yun's friends is not so comfortable.First, the boy Meng Wenbin was dragged into the army by his father Meng Zhiguo to 'experience life'.This was a fatal blow to Meng Wenbin.why?Because this trip is half a month.What does this mean?This means that in this half month, he can't call Xiaoyun, the cutest brother of his porcelain hair boy, the cutest brother!What a pain!And he hasn't seen Xiaoyun for more than a year!The grievances accumulated for a long time suddenly exploded. Meng Wenbin and Meng Zhiguo had a quarrel, and the cold war lasted for several days.In the end, the hard-working and caring brother, daddy, Xiao Yun gave Meng Wenbin a good education (□!?) over the phone, and the little friend reluctantly went to the army with the head of Meng.Of course, Xiao Yun promised some benefits.Xiao Yun didn't care about this, after all, you don't have to worry about debts!

Little classmate He Xu had a very busy summer vacation.Every day, I have to accompany my father to sell vegetables at the stall, and occasionally I have to support the tired Comrade He Lin for a while.Moreover, He Xu has to 'sell' his cute Zhengtai face almost every day, so that the girls, aunts, aunts, old women and other women who buy vegetables pay more attention to their vegetable stalls, which can be described as well-intentioned.Of course, He Xu will never forget to find time to play with Xiao Yun, and that is the time he is most looking forward to.

Brother Wang Chao had a miserable life.Brother Wang Chao, who had already taken the senior high school entrance examination, did not do as well as expected, but he was admitted to a good high school—Beijing No.19 Middle School.This made Hao Lianying very happy.Hao Lianying was very grateful to Teacher Xiao Yun for teaching her son, and once had a sudden desire to go to the door to thank him, which made Wang Chao and Xiao Yun break out in cold sweat, and hurriedly talked and talked to persuade him.Later, the hopeful and confident mother Hao came to the door and invited Wang Chao to have a high school tutor for all subjects. The euphemistic name was "to win at the starting line", which made Wang Chao burst into tears in his heart. .Well, it can't be blamed that Wang Chao doesn't like studying. After all, after the senior high school entrance examination, he should relax.Moreover, Wang Chao is a boy, and it is his nature to love to play.The most important thing is that those tutors are really not as good as Xiaoyun!Unfortunately, Xiao Yun resolutely rejected the proposal to continue to be Wang Chao's tutor, and then spent the summer leisurely.This not only made Brother Wang Chao burst into tears again.What?Refuse to go to class?That would be said to death by Hao's mother who suddenly hoped that her son would become a dragon!Therefore, Xiao Yun held the attitude of "a friend who dies poorly and never dies", and calmly stayed away from the place of right and wrong.

Miss Wu Yan hardly showed up during the holiday.Once, she came to Xiao Yun to vomit her bitterness after finally taking a day off.It turned out that Wu Yan didn't live in the staff dormitory area where Xiao Yun's family was located, but lived near Xueyuan Road. She usually came to stay at her grandma's house temporarily when she wasn't going to school, and Wu Yan's grandma lived in this staff dormitory area.During the holidays, Wu's parents, who hoped to become a daughter, enrolled Wu Yan in countless classes, learning English, learning Mathematical Olympiad, learning swimming, and learning piano, making Wu Yan as busy as a spinning top.Fortunately, Wu's father was quite sensible, and gave Wu Yan one day of rest every week. If Wu Yan had a bad temper, she would have to quarrel with her parents.Although she was not happy in her heart, Wu Yan still had the patience to study hard.Wu Yan knew that although her parents were a little bit comparison-loving and vain, they did it for her own good after all.Moreover, it is also good for you to learn more things.For this, Xiao Yun praised Wu Yan a lot, saying that she was thoughtful and enlightened, but in the end, Wu Yan was ravaged by her.After laughing enough, Wu Yan felt much happier in her heart, which made Xiao Yun feel that her laughing behavior was not in vain.

No matter what, Xiao Yun was very happy that his friend could have a fulfilling summer vacation.

What pleased Xiao Yun was that during the holiday, Xiao Dacheng finally made up his mind to find something to do.Xiao Dacheng took out part of his family savings, borrowed some money from his friends, and opened a small restaurant as a joint venture with a buddy named Zhang Jun.The small restaurant has been open for more than half a month. Although the business is not booming, it is not bad. This makes Xiao Dacheng very happy, and secretly sighs that he has chosen the right path to make a fortune.

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Happy time always flies, and in a blink of an eye it is the day of school again.

Xiao Yun once again fulfilled his duties as the class monitor, leading a group of Xiaodouding to distribute books, collect homework, and do general cleaning.Song Ping is almost becoming a hands-off shopkeeper.In fact, it wasn't that Song Ping wanted to be lazy, but that she specially trained Xiao Yun at the request of the old naughty boy, the school boss, Baili Yuanhao.Of course, Song Ping also wanted to see how strong this little man was.

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It's finally time to call it a day, why do I feel more and more like a nanny instead of a monitor?Feeling a little helpless, Xiao Yun habitually instructed the Doudings a few words before being dragged out of the classroom by He Xu.

"Xiao Yun, I miss you so much!" He Xu pitifully looked at Xiao Yun with his big eyes, trying to gain Xiao Yun's sympathy.

"Stop doing this. I said, I'm not the principal, so I can't take care of changing classrooms." Xiao Yun helplessly pushed the black-bellied wolf beside him, and forcefully removed the nasty 'wolf claws' from his shoulders. down.

There are fixed classrooms for each grade in Blue Point Primary School.When Xiao Yun was promoted to the second grade class, he moved to He Xu's original classroom, and He Xu moved to the third grade classroom at the back.He Xu didn't stay next to Xiao Yun, and felt very awkward. He always mentioned classroom matters to Xiao Yun, which made Xiao Yun very helpless.

"It's really not possible. I'll come out earlier every day and sit with you on the playground for a while longer." In the end, Xiao Yun gave it away.However, Xiao Yun would never admit that he had softened his heart, it must be because that kid He Xu was so annoying.

"Oh, that's the only way to go." He Xu's tone was still a little depressed, but he secretly compared the word 'V' with his hands behind him, and there was a hint of joy in his eyes.

"Ah, and, can you accompany me to do my homework in the classroom every day? My parents have to work, so I'm lonely..." Xiao Yun asked in a low voice.

"What! Xiaoyun, don't be sad, I will definitely accompany you!" Hearing this, He Xiaolang became loyal.

Hmph, fight with me, you are not a star and a half when you are tender!He didn't even hide his eyes!There was a faint grateful smile on Xiao Yun's face, but his right hand made a big 'V' behind him, and he bent his fingers hard twice.

In fact, as soon as He Xu agreed, he regretted it.He doesn't want to do homework!

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"Crack!" When He Xu was distracted again, Xiao Yun slapped He Xu hard on the forehead again.

"Xiaoyun, it hurts a lot!" Little classmate He Xu pretended to be pitiful.

"Ah Xu, if you rub your eyes secretly, you won't be able to rub your tears." So, stop pretending to be pitiful, kid, hurry up and study happily!Xiao Yun indicated with his eyes what he hadn't said.

"Ah, hehe, hehe..." He Xu's beastly intuition cheered him up 12 points, and he immediately pretended to be stupid and nodded in agreement.

"A Xu, I'm serious, you can't go on like this." Xiao Yun put away his playful expression, frowned slightly, and said in a serious tone: "'Young and strong don't work hard, the boss is just sad'. A Xu, you still Small, do not understand the importance of knowledge. But in the future, it will be difficult for people without culture to move forward!"

Huh?Why is there no response?Xiao Yun maintained his 'serious, serious and sincere' expression of a good student, and looked up at He Xu suspiciously.I saw He Xu's surprised expression, his mouth opened into an 'O' shape.

"Hello." With a sullen face, Xiao Yun stretched out his hand and waved it in front of He Xu's eyes.

"...Ah, Xiaoyun, are you okay? Were you reciting the text just now?" He Xu withdrew his embarrassment and asked with some uncertainty.

"I'm talking to you very seriously!" Xiao Yun was lucky, and patted He Xu on the head again.

I am wronged!He Xu covered his head pitifully.It's Xiaoyun, what you said surprised me so much, that's 'Niu Dung' (formerly known as Niu Fen, He Xu's popular head teacher) who often nags me!Moreover, Xiaoyun, you are younger than me!It's really embarrassing for you to teach me like this!Me, I really have no opinion, hehe.Seeing that Xiao Yun's complexion has not been good-looking, He Xu was subdued.

"Ah Xu, I don't ask you too much, as long as you can learn English well." Xiao Yun picked up He Xu's English book and shook He Xu.

Staring at the crumpled English textbook in Xiao Yun's hand that hadn't been posted for a few days, He Xu expressed that he was under a lot of pressure.But he still agreed under Xiao Yun's firm gaze.

A Xu, I am also for your own good.Looking at He Xu who was scratching his head and scratching his head, trying to master English, Xiao Yun tightened his grip on the pen.I know that the quality of English teaching in primary schools is not very good, and I also know how important English will be in my future life.So, even if you blame me now, I will force you to learn.If it makes you feel better, blame me, I don't mind.

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Into the Extra Story ([-])

In other words, on the third day of the Lunar New Year, Xiao Dacheng held a big black bag full of things with a mysterious face, and excitedly drove (that broken motorcycle) to Xu Xiuqin's house.

Arriving at Xu Xiuqin's house, Xiao Dacheng stood still at the door, looked around, it was fine, there was no one around.He raised his hand and knocked on the door, and after a while, someone came to open the door.It was Xiao Wang's wife Wang Baolian who opened the door.Wang Baolian saw that it was Xiao Dacheng who came, and although she was unwilling, she still called out "Big Brother".Xiao Dacheng nodded, and suddenly grinned at Wang Baolian, who was terrified immediately.This Xiao Dacheng is not sick! ?

Entering the back room, Xiao Dacheng looked up, okay, the Xiao family members are almost here.The old lady Xu Xiuqin, the second child Xiao Lian and the third child Xiao Yong are sitting in the living room watching TV, while the fourth child Xiao Wang is nestling in the sofa and reading a magazine.The hot tea in front of everyone was steaming, and in the curling white smoke, Xiao Dacheng thought of a word, family reunion! ?

"Brother, you're here." Xiao Lian saw Xiao Dacheng coming, and said, a gleam flashed in his eyes.

Xiao Dacheng didn't speak, which made Xiao Lian frowned noncommittally.

"What are you doing here?" Xu Xiuqin asked coldly.Xiao Yong had a gloating expression on his face, while Xiao Wang still had a paralyzed expression.

Xiao Dacheng still didn't say anything.

Just when several people felt a little impatient, Xiao Dacheng suddenly grinned, showing a mouthful of small white teeth.Xiao Dacheng took out something from his black pocket, turned to Xu Xiuqin and the others, and said, "Good teeth, good appetite, good health, delicious food, just look at it, blue sky six must be cured!"

Xu Xiuqin, Xiao Lianzhong: "..."