The persecution of conjurers starts with you

"I said you, why do you keep turning around, because of that Earl D? You're back to your senses!"

Gojo Satoru's face is infinitely magnified in front of your eyes, and he suddenly approaches to observe your expression, which is basically a feline that can be identified by sniffing and sniffing.

Look at his expression, if you nod, you will be ridiculed for aesthetics in the next second.

To be honest, if Wujo Wuzhen did this, he would also hit the boomerang himself. After all, he and the suspect in this case, Earl D, are both beautiful enough to transcend gender.

But you are not feeling well, so you mercifully let go of the boomerang target, and only skillfully pushed his head away: "No, it's just that the mission missed, and I feel a little uncomfortable."

You are not lying. When you received a murder case, you thought it was a curse spirit, but it turned out to be other supernatural creatures. It belonged to Earl D's pet shop, which was beyond the jurisdiction of magicians, which made your trip in vain. , it is indeed unpleasant.

Gojo Satoru felt the same way, he hummed in agreement, and the candy in his mouth crunched.

He is not used to it, grabbing a handful at a time, his cheeks are stuffed, and he is impatient to wait for the sugar to melt, chewing hard, and the successive crisp sounds challenge your nerves.

"Stop biting."

You feel like you are about to be the same as the lollipop in his mouth, or like a wooden ladder that has been in disrepair, a rusty machine that has not been maintained.

The sky cleared, the wind stopped, the task was over, and it was time for the child to get a massage.

When you thought of Earl D's pet shop this time, you restrained yourself and didn't look back at the mysterious shop at the end of the road.

You didn't lie to Wujo Satoru about the reason for turning back, you just concealed part of the content, the part about your heaven and the curse.

Heaven and curse, as the name suggests, is the bondage from the heavens. It is an innate, mandatory and powerful constraint, which often brings irreparable and insurmountable hugeness to the victim, such as you, compared with others. It has flaws, but at the same time, it also brings advantages that others can hardly match.

The number of heaven and curse is rare, and it is extremely rare among conjurers. You have paid the price of blood to determine whether you have heaven and curse, or the evil of evil, the upset of upset——

frigidity.

Frigidity is just a general term, and your symptoms are not the same as the normal definition of frigidity.

For example, general indifference is just a lack of physical response, and emotions are normal, and there may be tempting opposite sexes, but you naturally lack this string, and you have a calm heart for everyone.

This point can be seen as early as when you have not entered the High School of Conjuration, and you are still living as an ordinary person.

You are an orphan who was picked up by Grandpa Sang Dao of the Yulei Dojo. You grew up in the dojo and made many friends in the dojo. When everyone reached the age of first love, they started talking about the opposite sex. Can't get into the topic.When friends were secretly exchanging names of their crushes, Mitsuri asked about you.

The sun was just right, shining on Mitsuri Sakura's pink braids, making it look like two strands of melted strawberry malt.But you don't care about admiring her thick and beautiful long hair at all, you only think about what to do if you are falling behind your friends.

You racked your brains, trying to grab a random lucky person to be your object of love, but you couldn't find a suitable candidate for a long time. The main reason is that you have no idea what love is!How does this deal with follow-up questions?

Butterfly smiled and said: "Could it be that Kongyin...hasn't awakened yet?"

In short, let’s just say one, as long as it doesn’t overlap with the candidates of your friends, it won’t bring trouble to your precious friendship.

In the rigorous spirit of telling the Basic Law even if you made up your story, you first asked: "When you see a cute boy, how do you react?"

Die Die thought for a while: "It seems that there is indeed someone to choose."

Mitsuri: "When I see him, I will blush, my heart will be pounding, and I will be nervous when talking to him."

Oh, if that's the case, you have someone to choose!

When I see him, I will blush, my heart will beat, and I will be invincibly nervous when talking to him——

That's the Immortal Chuan Shimi who beats his brother Zi'er screaming every day at the Yufeng Dojo next door to you!

The girls present fell silent for you, and only the little angel Mitsuri cheered for you: "Senior Undead River is also great! He has a cold personality, is merciless to the enemy, and looks handsome with a murderous look!"

"No," Butterfly Shinobu pressed you and Mitsuri with a painful expression on his face, "Koraone, did you say the wrong person? Did you mean the younger brother? The younger brother looks fierce, but he is actually a serious fear of women, isn't he cute? Kongyin, you must have called the wrong person, right???"

In fact, Butterfly Ninja was right. You said the wrong person. To be precise, you confused the tension caused by fear mixed with fighting intent and the uneasiness caused by love.

But you didn't understand at that time, and you repeated to yourself, "I just think Immortal Kawamiya is cute!" At that moment, the dojo fell into silence, and everyone heard your speech.

Shocking the dojo for a hundred years

At that time, the person involved, Immortal Kawa Miniya, just came over to fight an exchange battle, and he also heard your words. He paused the movement of waving the wooden sword, and took a look at you from a distance.

The young man has scars on his face and his collar is slightly open. No matter how you look at him, he looks fierce. On the one hand, you are surprised that you have unique taste - you also know that the type of young man sought after by the public is not of this type - on the other hand, you are sure that this is indeed the legend. The dokidoki!

Because of this sentence, including because you said this sentence in front of Shimi and was not severely reprimanded by him, you are still a legend in the dojo.

This is not the only difference between you and normal frigidity.

Non-pathological frigidity, there is no problem with bodily functions and can function normally.

But you are different. If you don’t become a conjurer, the influence of the sky and the curse will not be so great, and you can make do with your daily life, but you choose to become a conjurer, and frequently experience extraordinary battles. The pressure is doubled and anxiety is easy, and every battle is a great consumption.

Even through the internal treatment of the high school, your injuries can recover quickly, but the exhaustion is lingering, like a shadow, like a stubborn ghost entrenched on your shoulders. If you leave it alone, it will overlap and interfere with your normal combat. In severe cases, it may even cause you to go berserk.

That was a scene no one wanted to see.

If the pressure from others is like a well-functioning dam, which stores water normally and opens the gates regularly, then you are the one who lacks management. a water outlet.

You explore and try everything from smoking to acupuncture to extreme sports until you discover that the only thing that works is massage.

you:……

The cat died after hearing this.

As your mantra increases, the required massage strength also increases. Up to now, ordinary masseurs and massage instruments can no longer satisfy you.A few days ago, you frantically set your sights on the only girl in your class who was born in a girl, even though she is a full-time nanny in the conjurer class.Your emotional intelligence is not low, and you also know that if you want to reap, you must first give. You are very cunning to help Nitzi hit the shoulder first, and then tentatively let Nitzi pinch you twice.

After all, Nitro has been transformed into a body by the magic power, how to put it——

It didn't come in handy for a few days either.

The strength is so light!

Even if you irritate her, the force she exerts under her impotent rage is like a kitten tickling.

It's been a long, long time since you had a good massage and a good night's sleep.

Today's broken mission undoubtedly gave you another tap dance on your fragile nerves.In addition, there is an unedible carrot hanging in front of your eyes.

Earl D's pet shop sells all kinds of dangerous supernatural creatures in the name of pets, which can meet all needs, and only need to sign a contract with a total of three sentences to take them away.You are naturally excited, and want to hire someone to be your exclusive masseuse.It's just that the three-sentence contract is full of traps, which can draw out the most invisible desires in people's hearts. Like the dead in this mission, there are not a few customers who died on the contract. What's more, Gojo Satoru is still by your side.

"Hey, why are you so slow and absent-minded lately?" Gojo Satoru interrupted your thoughts.

"too tired."

It's not because I can't find a suitable masseur, and I'm tired of working part-time with my old arms and legs.

If you know the truth, you must never let Wujo Satoru know, otherwise he will laugh at you to death.

Comparing people to people makes people mad.You still don't know what you got in exchange for frigidity, presumably it's not a talent in combat, otherwise you would have discovered that Gojo Satoru doesn't need any spells to possess a lot of powerful combat power.

If it must be said, Gojo Satoru's curse is probably dessert control.

How much blueberry hard candy this person ate, the color of his tongue has changed.

You point this out in an attempt to put him in moderation.In response, the crackling of sugar cubes accompanies you all the way.Every bone in your body is aching.

After finally returning to the dormitory, you threw yourself on the bed, buried it in the latex pillow, and rubbed the cursed bones on the bedside hard.

The curse skeleton in the appearance of a doll is a reward for clearing the course.

At the beginning of enrollment, every student needs to bring a spell skeleton to watch movies. During this period, the spell power must be input steadily, otherwise it will be activated and be hit head-on by it.You are quite talented in mana control, and you were able to flexibly output very early on, winning the ugly and cute curse skeleton produced by Noctuid.

It is said that because Wujo Satoru provoked the teacher, the mantra used was of a difficult level. Even if the mantra was input steadily, the mantra would still punch.Noctua is very careful, and the curse skeleton customized for Gojo Wu still looks very similar to him, it is a blue-eyed white fluffy.

Wait, isn't the mantra bone just a ready-made vigorous massager?

Although you can't get the pet from Earl D's pet shop, you have the spell skeleton carefully crafted by Teacher Noctua!It can still make do with a massage, can't it?As long as the starting conditions are changed, a perfect perpetual massager is born!

Hey, you're such a smart little ghost, you went out the door happily.

After listening to your description, Teacher Noctua said that a similar effect can be achieved, but during the period, an uninterrupted supply of mana must be guaranteed as the source of power.The mantra itself cannot maintain a constant force for massage, it must have you as the "battery".

Is this not easy?

You fully agreed, and to show respect, you went through the formal task process, paid a deposit to Teacher Ye Moth, and specially ordered the expedited order.

Your current state is very dangerous. You haven’t massaged for a long time, and the negative mantras are constantly accumulating. When it's over, you will definitely be hunted down to the ends of the earth, until you die.

Noctua held the deposit: "..."

You can't observe his eyes under the sunglasses, but you know that the teacher is quite indulgent to the two problem children, Gojo Wu Xia Youjie, and it will only be more lenient to you, a good student who doesn't make trouble all the year round.Full of excitement, you said goodbye to the teacher.

A few days later, along with the deduction notice, was a letter from Teacher Noctua.

——The new mantra is just under the dormitory.

You give a whoop, pack your clothes, and get ready to meet your little massage slave.

When you went downstairs, I don't know if it was your eyesight, but you seemed to see Gojo Satoru running outside the dormitory through the window.

The boy's white hair flashed by, he was bent over, his back was hooked, and he didn't know what he was rushing to do.

Forget it, he's not a day or two, and he has nothing to do with you, the most urgent thing is to get back your curse skeleton.Before reaching the first floor, you met Xia Youjie who came up with a smile.

What's the matter with these two, shouldn't they have been mixed together?

The author says:

Happy New Year's Eve, let us join hands to persecute handsome guys!

Update at 18:00.

After all, Ghost Slayer is a purified version of Wu Wu Mi, and everyone vomits for me!Including daddy!

All college students stay in school to teach and become people's teachers——by then, the tigers will face the terrible situation of five teachers and only one reliable, Nana Ming, tremble, tigers!

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What is more outrageous than the requirement for the clearance of Otome games to weigh ten tons?

Even after entering this second game, the only skin unlocked on the panel is [Ugly Treasure].

The curse spirit [Ugly Treasure] started, Song Youfang had to give up love and focus on career.

She disguised herself as a space spell spirit with a game backpack, and worked for Shier, who had the name of Tianyu, and became his warehouse and warehouse manager.

The rubbish person's wealth has increased rapidly, who would not praise her for being a smart girl?

But Shi Er spends money like running water, and her luggage is as light as wind. Not only does she not gain much weight, but she is also forced to work hard to take care of his cubs and take care of her son Huihui.

Song Youfang: ... I quit!

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This was supposed to be an inspirational story about the management of the social animal warehouse gathering sand to form a tower of ten tons, until Song Youfang discovered the secret of gaining weight and the shortcut of customs clearance——

Backstab halfway, change boss.

The warehouse was bursting, and the weight skyrocketed.

With the accumulation of legacy from generations of bosses, Song Youfang sprinted towards his goal.

The tears left by the handsome boss who was stabbed in the back by Yan Gou sprinkled all over the road.

Of course, it was the tears of the handsome guy.

"Gu King: Wake up, the house is empty"

"Real Man: Mistakenly Believe in the Same Kind, Family Business Lost"

"Five Articles: There Is No Curse Spirit that Is Lost in vain"

"The Wealth Code of Black Heart Warehouse Management: As long as you change jobs quickly enough, the former boss will not be able to catch up with me"

Kiss my lovely rich women -w-

Grenade: Jiujiu threw 1 grenade

Landmines: Jiujiu threw 2 mines; Jiang Lili threw 2 mines; Jingchen.Weiyi threw a mine; Xixi threw a mine;

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