Chaoyuan Road

Tian Nu just kept his eyes closed, Xiao Huangmen thought he was asleep, gently put away the stick, got up to go, only heard Tian Nu's soft voice and said: "Wang Bi, what kind of person do you think Yang Jian is? "

Little Huangmen Wang Bi was frightened, turned around quickly, knelt down and beat his legs again, and said with an apologetic smile, "Should you be a holy and true monarch? I have only seen him a few times before, and I'm really handsome. …”

"Who asked you this?" Tian Nu sat up impatiently and pushed Wang Bi's stick away, "What I'm asking is, what do you think of Yang Jian? Is he easy to get along with?"

"Yes, yes, I'm a donkey, but I didn't understand what grandpa meant!" Wang Bi slapped himself, looked into Tian Nu's eyes and said with a smile: "I heard people say that Yang Jian is a smiling tiger. What kind of honey is it..." He was searching for words, Tian Nu had already gone to the ground, and while letting Wang Bi put on his shoes, he said, "That's called honey belly sword!" He put on his shoes , kicked Wang Bi away and said: "Things that don't make progress, I thought you were very clever, but I didn't want to be so stupid. I can't remember such a few words. Do you still want me to support you in the future?"

"Yes, yes, this servant is a stupid bastard..." Wang Bi hurriedly kowtowed, but Tian Nu had already gone away.Wang Bi knew his rules, he waited on the Jade Emperor for lunch every day, and when he came back to eat, he himself had to take a rest. Seeing that the time was almost the same, the Jade Emperor was also getting up, and Tiannu must be waiting there.Wang Bi got up quickly, stepped forward and closed the curtain for Tian Nu, and when he walked out, Fang bowed and followed behind, not daring to say a word.

Tian Nu is 120 years old this year, and has served the Jade Emperor for more than [-] years.Immortals in the sky rely on the offerings and incense from the lower realms for their longevity. As long as they don't do evil and get punished by the heavens, they don't need to worry about the decline of their mana.But the position of Tian Nu is neither awkward nor embarrassing. Apart from serving the Jade Emperor, he has almost no other responsibilities. Occasionally, a few earth immortals do not know that there is such a number one person in the sky as him!

Even if the earth immortals are like this, let alone the common people in Qianshou.Therefore, everyone in the 33rd Heaven has an official position, is ordered to protect one side, and is worshiped by thousands of people, but this Lord Tiannu is ignored.If the Jade Emperor hadn't seen him diligent and would have allowed him to have a banquet with him at every Peach Blossom Fair, sharing some remnants coldly, the Zhongshu Order of Yuqing Palace would have changed a few times!

From this point of view, the Luning Grass sent by the Giant Spirit God is so cute—this Luning Grass grows in the deep abyss under the Nine Nethers, gathering the coldest spirit in the world, and it only grows every 500 years. One plant is very suitable for Tiannu's physique. If it is made into a elixir by secret method and taken, the negative yang will generate qi, and it will be more effective than the 6000-year-old flat peach.Therefore, since Tian Nu got this treasure, he had to do something for the giant spirit god.

In fact, Tian Nu has no ill feeling towards Yang Jian himself.Although this person is cruel, he has never been self-confident in front of Tian Nu, unlike those "Qing Liu" who look at people with their nostrils all day long, so they have always lived in peace.He thought of Yang Jian's expression, although the man's words were kind, but after careful study, every sentence was impeccable.Even if he refuses, it will not make people bored, but he will not be able to get close to him. It is really terrible to think about it.What's more, I don't know where the letter came out, that Dao Yangjian rectified all civil and military officials, and the next step would be to use the Queen Mother to help rectify the internal officials. Tian Nu was terrified when he heard this, so he had to plan ahead.

He made up his mind here, glanced at Wang Bi who was following behind him, and said in a low voice, "You go to the Jade Brewing Pavilion, there is a new Qianqiu drunk, show it to His Majesty to try something new." Wang Bi was stunned, and asked cautiously : "Grandpa, last time His Majesty got drunk and didn't go to court for three full days, so the empress strictly forbids you to drink alcohol to His Majesty in private. If Yao Chi finds out..."

"If you tell you to go, go!" Tian Nu stared at him, making Wang Bi tremble. He looked around and saw that no one was around and said, "If you don't tell, no one will know. If it leaks." Did you get any news..." He squinted his eyes and glanced at Wang Bi, "I skinned you alive!"

There is a small building in the northeast corner of Yuqing Palace, named Yuyi Building. There is a pavilion on the upper floor. The long and narrow inner room is divided into two rooms, the north and the south, with carved gold silk nanmu partitions.According to the shape of the utensils, several small holes were opened on the wall, and there were open-carved ivory pagodas, gilt wall vases with gourds inlaid with hundreds of treasures, square pots with staggered gold animal-mask patterns, etc.In the center is a white jade double-dragon-eared flower vase, which is nothing more than a flower vase, but the most surprising thing is that the flowers in it are all made of coral pearls and jade inlaid with gold and dots of emerald green. The suet jade bottle is particularly eye-catching.The Jade Emperor was supported by Tian Nu to go up the stairs step by step, entered the door and stood still, nodded and smiled: "You have a good idea, here are all calligraphy and painting treasures, I only want to come here to appreciate the literature and ink, the empress can't think of anything else. "

Tian Nu bowed, smiled and took out a purple gold gourd from his bosom, took off the hundred treasure gourd vases on the wall and put them away, then compared the purple gold gourd facing upwards, and said to the Jade Emperor: " You see, the size of this purple gold gourd is just right, and it doesn’t show at all when it’s placed in the grid, as if it’s here.” He waited for the Jade Emperor to take his seat, then took out another jade cup as if by magic, and took out the purple gold gourd He poured a glass of wine and served it to the Jade Emperor, saying: "If someone comes, the servant will put the gourd into the grid. Depending on who he is, there will be no clue."

The Jade Emperor drank the wine with a smile, and suddenly remembered something, raised his hand and opened a copybook on the case and said: "Study some ink, if someone comes, just say that I am here to write the copybook." Tian Nu hurriedly agreed He said with a smile while rolling up his sleeves, pouring water and ink, "Your Majesty still thinks of Zhou Yan, if you are an old slave, you will never find this way even if you die."

The Jade Emperor drank a few more cups, and called Tiannu slightly drunk: "Go, no matter who you call from Yunshao Mansion, bring the piano up and play a song-the dry wine is tasteless, and it is better to have the piano." Unable to hear this, he hurriedly put down the ink ingot in his hand, as if he had something to say but didn't dare.Seeing his hesitation, the Jade Emperor frowned and said angrily, "Why don't you go?" That day the slave seemed to have a bitter olive in his mouth, neither swallowed nor spit it out, he hesitated for a moment and said: "Your Majesty, you forgot, A few days ago, the newly promoted supervisory censor Guo Maoxian wrote a book, saying that "Da Yu's secret opera is not a ritual scripture, and the Yuefu advocates excellence, which is not in line with elegance and integrity." Therefore, the empress issued a decree to abolish the Yunshaofu musicians and female prostitutes. Keep a few and send them to Taichang Temple to practice gala music, unless there are suburban ceremonies, ceremonies and banquets, they are not allowed to play."

The drunken Jade Emperor said angrily: "Guo is so bold! I usually deal with government affairs, and he can't see where I eat clothes and clothes, but I have such a little fun, but I asked him to be laid off!" Tian Nu hurried forward He waved his hands and said: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please keep your voice down, if someone hears it, the speaker doesn't know what kind of maggots he wants to chew."

"Is it worth it?!" The Jade Emperor was furious, "Do I have to be afraid of a little censor? Tomorrow, no! I will issue an order today to ask the person surnamed Guo to go to Wusi Village to accompany that pig!" Tian Nu saw him Angry, he knelt down with a "plop" and kowtowed like garlic: "Your Majesty, this Guo Mao must not move first!"

"Why can't you move?" The Jade Emperor picked up the jade lamp on the table and wanted to smash it. After thinking about it, he couldn't bear it, so he held it tightly in his hand and said angrily, "Is this heaven my heaven? Are these three realms my three realms?" ?”

"Your Majesty!" Tian Nu kowtowed, "The Three Realms are still His Majesty's Three Realms. Is this Heaven..."

"Ok?"

"Your Majesty, do you know the origin of Guo Maoxian?"