You Plan To Kill Me With Meng?

He seemed to hear them robbing fish, and even fought over it. Eddie, who was catching dead fish in the distance, said, "There are a lot of fish here, everyone come and eat."

By the way, he felt that Balala and Kerry were so stupid that they refused to eat the ready-made fish, and they couldn't think of going to grab Alexander's fish.

Otis was not fierce enough, or his head was crushed by a clam shell.

"Eddie." Qiao Qixi couldn't help reminding him: "Don't eat too much dead fish, be careful of diarrhea."

Although ready-made fish is good, it is not advisable to eat too much.

The main reason is that killer whales can't tell which fish are fainted fish and which are fish that have been dead for a long time. They all swallow them indiscriminately, which is easy to cause accidents.

Not to mention distinguishing the date of the dead fish, some killer whales are still short-sighted, can't see clearly at a young age, and swallow anything that looks like food.

I don't know if Eddie is short-sighted or not, but Qiao Qixi is definitely short-sighted.

"Well..." The other party didn't listen to him at all, and continued to eat happily after a few mumbles.

Qiao Qixi couldn't point fingers, so he didn't say anything anymore, and because he occupied the fruits of Otis's labor, Balala and Jiali couldn't take advantage of the omissions, and could only search for food by themselves.

"Alexander is so domineering."

"Yeah, how could he do this?"

"Stupid, because Otis likes him." This is a killer whale that usually thinks seriously.

With a splash, a black and white figure emerged from the water. It was Otis with a big fish in his mouth. This time he didn't directly shoot the fish out of the water, probably because he heard the dispute on the water.

Or maybe he was reluctant to catch the fish he had worked so hard to catch, and finally fed it to those young and strong bastards!

"Otis, you can just eat by yourself." Joe Young and Strong Tanabata, of course, did not point at Otis to eat, and the other party was so tired yesterday, he should rest more now: "I'll get you..."

"I'll be happy if you eat it." Otis couldn't resist, and brought the fish to Alexander's mouth, feeling quite oppressive.

It was not easy for Alexander to refuse. According to logical analysis, if he didn't eat the other party's food, it meant he didn't want to make the other party happy.

"Okay." Alexander took the fish and beeped softly: "Sure enough, when I think about it, I like to feed it to me..."

Otis looked at him: "You mean I didn't realize that I didn't do a good job before?" His tone was very serious.

Qiao Qixi was frightened and wanted to cover her mouth, hey, why did she just say it? !

No, it should be, how could Otis be so stupid to understand such a complicated sentence structure?

Not scientific.

"No, no, you have been doing very well." Qiao Qixi was afraid that he would be unhappy, so she hurriedly coaxed him: "I was so moved that I cried."

Are you crying?

Otis was even more puzzled. In his perception, he would cry when he was sad, but Alexander's crying, besides being uncomfortable, was trying to play tricks, trying to force him to agree to something.

"What do you want me to do?" Otis jumped straight to this step.

"Ah?" Qiao Qixi obviously couldn't keep up with this over-jumping boss's thinking, but it didn't matter, he had already accepted the difference of this species: "Oh, I want to chat with you."

When he said this sentence, Qiao Qixi's eyes were already a little hot, of course this was his illusion.

About Otis, he has too many things to say, and too many questions to know.

Maybe this was the only time they could communicate in their lifetime, so he especially wanted to talk to Odis a little more.

After all, they have been in love for decades, in fact, the other party doesn't know him at all, and he doesn't know each other at all, the two parties are too strange!

There should be no more couples like them in the world, right?

chat?Is that all?

Apparently, Otis was also unfamiliar with talking bears, and often he didn't understand why Alexander was interested in them?

If you must rank these questions, then one of the top ten unsolved mysteries of Alexander: Why doesn't Alexander like to eat?

Crying as soon as he was fed, Otis sighed.

But Otis was never bored, he always had the patience and the means to keep Alexander well fed.

Alexander: When you fart, you are not full, QAQ, but full and full.

For example, now, Alexander wanted to use various excuses to avoid eating, it didn't matter, Odis agreed with him gently, and grabbed more food for him to eat.

While hunting with Odis, Qiao Qixi eats and chats, and feeds food to Odis from time to time.

His first question was still the one from yesterday, but the second time he asked, he obviously hesitated: because he was afraid of hearing news that he didn't want to accept, but he wanted to hear it, so he finally asked: "Otis, you five What happened after that? Are you all right?"

Otis, who was very easy to catch common fish, turned around in the water. Compared with Alexander's melancholy, he seemed calm and said calmly, "After you left, they also left one after another."

"How did you leave?" Qiao Qixi held her breath and asked.

"Too old," said Otis. "I can't eat meat."

what…

Qiao Qixi immediately breathed a sigh of relief, is that so?Natural old age?That was great, he thanked God and felt better.

So, it is lucky that the lion can end up like this.

No, according to Otis, he watched all the brothers leave?

"Who was the last to go?"

"I."

Qiao Qixi's heart twitched, and he felt obvious colic, which was more uncomfortable than the night he left by himself.

Suddenly I couldn't bear to ask further.

If it is true that Otis took care of all his brothers, then who will take care of Otis in his later years?

As if hearing the question mark in Alexander's heart, Otis told him like pouring beans: "I have spent 15 rainy seasons."

"Well, it's great to live to be 15 years old." Qiao Qixi resisted the urge to whine, 15 years old in the wild is really great, really.

"In the last rainy season, I went to your favorite lake again..."

Qiao Qixi interrupted: "Is there a lot of croaks?"

Otis said briskly, "Yes."

Qiao Qixi was also happy: "It's very beautiful there, it's really worth going back to see."

Otis disagreed, paused, and then said, "Because I miss you."

What he meant was that he didn't think the lake was pretty, and that he went back there to revisit it just because he missed Alexander.

"Yeah." Qiao Qixi frantically barraged in her heart, I miss you too!Think too much!Ahhh, it's good to know what's in your heart, woohoo: "What happened later? Have you encountered any danger?"

"No." Otis distracted himself, scanned the surroundings with echolocation, but found no fish, and continued: "I'm lying in the cave where we mated, and I don't want to go out to look for food."

Qiao Qixi: "..."

Otis leaned towards Qiao Qixi: "There are no companions and Alexander on the grassland, I am very lonely."

So in the end, he chose to end himself.

It took a long time for Qiao Qixi to find her voice again, woo woo woo, I feel so sorry for him, I never dreamed that Otis would end like this.

"Woohoo." He corrected his boyfriend with a trembling choking voice: "It's not mating, it's sex."

Otis didn't understand, but Little Bear said what he said: "Little Bear."

He called Alexander by another nickname.

Alexander Shan was extremely ashamed at this moment, but he felt nostalgic, and said, "Did you call me that in the North Pole before?"

"No." Otis thought for a while, and said a detail that Qiao Qixi ignored: "Polar bears are not smart."

So during that time, he will not have any particularly intelligent mental activities, everything is still more instinctive.

"Oh..." That's right, that's more interesting!Qiao Qixi seemed to have dug up a treasure, and pulled her boyfriend to find out: "Then why do you like me? I'm not a female."

Ask Otis who is a polar bear, this question is destined to be unanswered, how would he know?

Maybe he doesn't even understand what liking is.

But ask Odis, who is a killer whale, and he can say that he can give the answer effortlessly. Expressing love is no stranger to their killer whales, although Odis is an atypical killer whale: "Because you are cute, I like you."

Qiao Qixi: "I like you too."

After enjoying the warm atmosphere sweetly, he continued to ask questions. This belated exchange, Alexander waited too long: "Odis, do you have any idea of ​​breeding offspring?"

This is something Alexander has always been guilty of.

"No, I don't like females and cubs." Otis replied, and at the same time seemed to detect the location of the prey, so he jumped over in an instant.

"Oh, all right!

Qiao Qixi felt relieved one second before, and immediately transformed into Detective Conan the next second, huh?Could it be that Otis meant that he was born gay?

He swam to the other side, while Otis ate the fish, and the reason why he didn't give it to him must be because the fish was not big enough.

Unexpectedly, Otis would always remember this little habit of love.

Sure enough, meeting his gaze, the other party said, "Catch a bigger fish for you."

"Otis, have you ever liked other male polar bears?" Alexander's voice was sweet, as if wrapped in honey.

"No." Otis moved in his heart. He liked to hear Alexander's voice, and he felt happy every time Alexander made a voice.

"Me neither." Qiao Qixi was very satisfied, so she said that they were each other's first love: "Do you have anything to ask me?"

Couldn't it just be him grabbing Otis and asking, doesn't Otis have anything he wants to know about him?

"You are very smart." Otis thought for a while, and only said one sentence.

Qiao Qixi, who was praised, was very happy. First of all, Otis knew that he was very smart, which meant that Otis himself was also very smart.

Otherwise, he could not have this cognition.

Perhaps because of the experience of three lifetimes, Otis is no longer a pure wild intelligent animal. As the experience accumulates more and more, it is inevitable that he will become smarter and smarter.

Qiao Qixi guessed that Otis actually had a lot of doubts and unknown things in his heart, but the other party didn't know how to ask them.

As a top2 graduate student, he thought that he should play a guiding role, so he sorted out the information and said slowly: "Yes, I am very smart."

Let's liven up the atmosphere first.

The next thing is serious: "Otis, do you have no way to understand why we have changed from polar bears to lions, and then from lions to killer whales? Let me tell you, I also have no way to understand."

Otis blinked and concentrated on catching the fish.

As for Little Bear's tricks, he's used to it.

"However! I know that we will become other animals. After the killer whale, it may be a land animal, or it may be an air animal (this way Otis can understand it better)."

"Bird?" Otis looked up at the sky, and there were many seabirds around, eating dead fish like Eddie. He didn't want to be a bird, he was too small and delicate. If he was a bird, how would he protect the little bear: "I don't want to Be a bird."

Hey, Qiao Qixi muttered: "This is not something we can choose." It would be nice to have another life, and he was very content: "Birds are good, I just want to be with you, as I said, I would like to be a dung beetle, too. Don't pick and choose, ah."

"What is a dung beetle?"

"It's on the prairie. You've seen it before, but I haven't told you about it." Because she didn't have the ability to speak at that time, Qiao Qixi tried her best to describe it: "Do you remember the little insects rolling dung balls?"

"..." That is, small insects that eat feces, Odis was silent.

This question also ranks among the top [-] unsolved Cubs mysteries: Why doesn't he mind…

"Don't be a dung beetle." Dung is not a dung ball. Otis doesn't care, mainly because the insects are too weak and still dangerous, and there is no way to protect themselves.

"Well, it's okay if you can. But, Odis, you have to accept that we can't be the top animals of the food chain every time, and maybe we may be reincarnated as a sardine next time." Qiao Qixi said.

Just in front of a school of sardines, Otis looked at the slender fish, which is the favorite food of dolphins, and they killer whales like to eat dolphins.

Otis thought in his heart: If all the dolphins in the four oceans should be eaten, then the sardines would not be eaten.

Joe Bear continued to beep: "I want to devote myself to the zoo, no matter what kind of animal it is, I can live a very happy life in the zoo!"

"What's a zoo?" Otis interrupted the unformed plan in his mind.

"Animal homes built by humans provide food and shelter, and find a partner, but you will not be forced to accept it. You can refuse if you don't like it." Qiao Qixi is very clear, because he often visits the zoo. The advantages are the above, and there are also disadvantages: "It's just that there may be several companions living in one space, such as lions, and tigers may live together. Well, the space is not free, which is suitable for an otaku like me. Maybe, it is possible that I will not get used to it when I actually live in a zoo. .”

"Not good." Otis thought for a while and expressed his dislike.

"You can escape from prison!" As long as you can escape from prison, it's not like running around the zoo, but it can't be a ferocious animal that escapes from prison. If a small animal like Pingtouge's little panda escapes from prison, the staff will not panic.

The lion can't do it.

"Hey, the zoo is my dream." Qiao Qixi said to himself, but he didn't realize that Otis' figure had gone away, er, he went hunting again: "But the killer whale is also very good, carefree, want to Beat whoever you want, Otis?"

Noticing that Otis was gone again, Alexander twisted his body and followed.

"Here, um, the killer whale is fine." Otis took the time to coax the little bear gently, expressing that he had been listening, yes, he was indeed satisfied with the strength and status of the killer whale, and he also knew that the killer whale Can live a long time.

Many times that of a lion.

After a full meal, they found a calm sea to rest alone.

It is still Otis's favorite sun, full of algae, and due to the impact of yesterday's storm, there are many seaweeds floating on the water.

Their arrival scared away a wave of small seaweed-eating animals, and the small animals did not gather together until the surroundings became quiet.

Maybe it was because he was in a good mood, Qiao Qixi felt happy about everything he saw today, even the sea snake that made his hair stand on end before.

"Is it poisonous?" The one Qiao Qixi saw had a black back and yellow belly, which looked a bit scary.

"No," said Otis, "do you want some?"

"Do not want to."

who wants to eat this...

They were so tired that they both fell asleep after a short chat.

I don't know how long I slept until the chirping voices of my companions woke them up.

"Hey, I have diarrhea." It was Eddie's voice.

"..."

"..."

"Tell him to eat so many dead fish."

None of the companions sympathized with him. They all listened to him with pricked up ears, then closed their eyes and continued to sleep.

Poor Eddie, sleeping until midnight with a stomach upset, had to swim a whale far away to have diarrhea.

"You guys are really... plastic brotherhood." Qiao Qixi felt sorry for Eddie, and quickly advised Eddie: "Is the pain very bad? If this is the case, you should fast for two days, just to be safe."

"Why?" Eddie asked weakly, shouldn't he eat more when he's sick?

"Because the beneficial bacteria in your stomach have been damaged, you must give them a period of recovery to help you adjust your stomach." After Qiao Qixi finished speaking, she felt stupid, explaining this to the killer whales, they can understand it. , then put it another way: "The fish in the Arctic are poisonous, we will return to the Pacific Ocean tomorrow."

"Oh..." Eddie agreed.

Other killer whales pricked up their ears: Poisonous fish in the Arctic?

Alexander must have lied, tricked Eddie, Eddie is so stupid.

Probably all the killer whales think this is fake, including Otis, who has just recovered the memory of polar bears and lions, and he may not want to leave the North Pole.

The place had a familiar sense of belonging to him.

"Don't you like it here, little bear?" After a long sleep, Otis regained his energy. He made a confusing voice, and hugged Alexander who made the decision from under the water.

But Otis didn't feel that Alexander was not qualified to command them. No one knew better than Otis that Alexander was a leader.

"It's not that I don't like it, Otis, it's really poisonous here." Qiao Qixi was also very helpless, so she had to tell Otis: "The living environment in the Arctic Ocean is not good, and living here for a long time will indeed cause toxins to remain in the body. I didn't lie to Eddie."

"Why is it poisonous?"

"industrial pollution."

This is also something that can’t be helped, Qiao Qixi has not dared to confess to the other party so far, his first life was not a polar bear, they are very different, he started as a human being...

I don't know when it started, human beings have become an evil existence to animals.

"I don't understand, then you said there is no poison." Otis seemed to have no doubts about Qiao Qixi's words, because there was no suspicion or lies in his world.

"The environment in Antarctica is the best, followed by the South Pacific. Let's go to the South Pacific." Qiao Qixi said.

"Antarctica, Antarctica, why not go to Antarctica?" Bharara interjected, "Isn't Antarctica Alexander's home?"

Yes, but... Qiao Qixi couldn't laugh or cry: "Aren't you tired? From the North Pole to the South Pole, and it's not like you haven't been to the South Pole before."

"I've been to the South Pacific, too," Kerry interrupted.

Oh, is this the beginning of disagreement?

"But I haven't been there, so how about it," Qiao Qixi suggested, "Why don't we go to the South Pacific first?"

"Go to the South Pacific." Otis couldn't take it anymore, and said directly: "They won't go, I will go with Alexander."

Seriously, maybe he's not happy with carrying 5 oil bottles.

Team Leader & Daya & Eddie: Oh shit, Bharara and Kerry are going to Antarctica, and we are going to the South Pacific.

Balala & Kerry: ? ? ? ? ? ?

They are very angry!

Isn't it just a discussion with Alexander, and even spread rumors that they are going to Antarctica, nothing.

"Otis, we're going to the South Pacific, too."

Qiao Qixi blinked, and once again witnessed their plastic brotherhood, as well as Balala and Jiali's good ability to adapt to the wind.

"It's up to you." Otis seemed indifferent, the companion would not affect his and Alexander's lives, and could even be used to squeeze labor: "Let's go, little bear."

"!" Qiao Qixi was thinking, is the cutie going to retire from the stage of history?