You Plan To Kill Me With Meng?

In view of the fact that whenever Qiao Qixi met a killer whale along the way, he would start beeping his broadcast, over and over again, so that other killer whales were also familiar with this broadcast and would say it.

One morning, I ran into a pod of killer whales on the road again. Before Qiao Qixi could ask, the other companions started broadcasting the news from a long distance away.

Qiao Qixi:? ? ?

OK!The baby is very pleased!You can do it!

But they will only talk and won't listen to the other party's response. This matter still needs to be done by Alexander.

After getting the response from the other side, Bharara ran back excitedly and asked, "What did he say, Alexander, tell me quickly, what did he say?"

Kary also pricked up his ears, and now his heart was pounding. In fact, he didn't really want to find Herbie's family so quickly, but he didn't dare to say it, because Alexander would definitely beat him up.

Although he didn't know where he was wrong: Kerry was right.

"They said they had never heard of anyone losing a child. Well, look at the eyespots. They are not the same kind. This is the same type of killer whale as Otis." Herbie's type is very mysterious and rare, and it is also I don't know how humans found it in the first place.

"Is Otis the same kind? Does Otis know him?" The head of the group said earnestly like a steady big brother: "Since you are back in the Atlantic Ocean, do you want to go home and have a look?"

"..."

The group leader dared to say such words, and the other killer whales didn't dare to say anything at all, they didn't have the guts to meddle in Otis' business, aha, let's talk about little Herbie.

"No need." Otis was quite puzzled, why did he go home and have a look?

He didn't think it was necessary because he hadn't spent much time with his relatives and hadn't developed close relationships.

This time is different from the encounter with the lion. In the previous life, Otis and the lion brothers really established a relationship, but the family after becoming a killer whale probably has nothing to do with it.

"It depends on the situation. If we meet, we can say hello, or we can have a meal together." Qiao Qixi said, seeming to think about it. Anyway, this kind of encounter is generally good.

"Okay." Otis immediately changed his tone and was extremely obedient.

Cool Guys: emmmmm

Otis you can't.

But on nights when she is not dating, Qiao Qixi also likes to talk with Herbie Chicken and coax each other to sleep.

But talking to myself is embarrassing. In order not to embarrass myself so much, Qiao Qixi decided to say something with content, for example, an interesting little story.

These are readily available!

With a slight change in the language of the killer whale, a small story can beep all night.

Primary school students are familiar with the tortoise and the hare race, this story is very suitable for children to listen to.

"We know the tortoise, but what is the rabbit? A sea hare?" The big friend next to him always interjected.

"You haven't seen it before, it's a land animal that eats grass." Otis had seen rabbits, and often caught them for Alexander to play with, and ate them when he got tired of playing with them. He recalled: "The taste is not bad."

"No, Otis, you haven't been to land either! How do you know about rabbits?" And have eaten, damn it, everyone is not very happy.

Otis didn't bother to explain, anyway, he just ate and played, and he couldn't accept it.

Qiao Qixi: "Don't make noise, can you listen to me?!" He forbids all orcas to intervene, and listens to the story carefully.

Herbie was the most obedient, and would only look at them with open eyes.

Killer whales know that racing is faster than anyone else, and they often compete.

Qiao Qixi: "The rabbit thought he could easily run past the tortoise. He was sure of winning the race, so he didn't take it seriously..."

"In the end, the tortoise won the game and the rabbit lost. The rabbit was very unwilling. This story tells us that we should never underestimate our opponents."

"Little cutie, the land tortoise crawls very slowly, it is impossible to beat the rabbit." Otis grabbed the prairie rabbit.He knows how fast this thing goes.

He has also seen tortoises on land, which are really slow.

"I said it all, it was because the rabbit underestimated the opponent, he was very arrogant, so he lost the game." Qiao Qixi said.

"A rabbit doesn't have such an IQ. He won't underestimate his opponent, and he will run away at the slightest sign of trouble." Odis asked truthfully.

"... Huh, I won't tell you." Qiao Qixi didn't want to be serious with Otis, because this is an anthropomorphic fable: "Let's talk about the next story, the new story is The Little Mermaid, in order to prevent you from contradicting me, I have to make it clear to you that this is a fiction and there are no mermaids in the ocean."

Herbie slowly fell asleep in Alexander's gentle voice, but the six killer whales next to him were all in high spirits.

All of them pricked up their ears and listened with gusto, and this story that happened in the ocean also inspired some of their thoughts.

The Little Mermaid can be summed up as a story about a princess and a scumbag. Normal people will feel worthless and angry for the Little Mermaid after hearing this, and wish they could tear the scumbag apart!

After hearing this, the killer whales thought of various questions that humans would not think of.

Bharara, fascinated: "Is the Little Mermaid a clam shell?" Only clam shells produce pearls.

Qiao Qixi: "No! I've said it's fiction, fiction."

Kerry: "Fish is the food of human beings. It turns out that human beings will date their own food."

Qiao Qixi: No, no, yes.

It's a pure platonic love, if you haven't reached that point, you LSPs don't think about dating, okay? !

And, after hearing such a tragic story, shouldn't there be a lot of embarrassment?

Sigh?Why do you want to sigh!

The killer whales didn't sigh. After all, Alexander said that this is a fictional story, so it is false.

(I’m heartbroken, friends who read novels and dramas with real feelings, you haven’t seen a group of orcas thoroughly yet...)

Leader: "Alexander, is there any other story?"

Alexander wanted to say yes, but when he looked up at the moon, the night was already very deep!

"Aren't you sleepy yet? Go to bed quickly, or you will have dark circles under your eyes tomorrow." Woohoo, anyway, he was sleepy and didn't want to tell stories anymore.

"Dark circles?" The orcas' companions appeared in their minds. Who doesn't have black eye circles?

Qiao Qixi didn't care about them, she just closed her eyes and pretended to be dead. If they quarreled again, Odis would solve it.

After telling the story that night, the killer whales fell in love with listening to Alexander's story, listening to it before going to bed, and listening to it while roaming on the road.

Anyway, as long as I have free time, I want to listen to stories.

As for Qiao Qixi, she also wants to use these stories to improve the vocabulary and imagination of killer whales, so that communication will be smoother.

It's a good thing.

However, the story can’t be told indiscriminately, and a staged plan needs to be formulated. He plans to start with some simple stories, elementary school students, and some suitable for elementary school students, intermediate, junior high school students, advanced, high school students.

The highest level, college students... Alexander felt that it was impossible for killer whales to reach the level of understanding of college students, so this part can be crossed out.

When Alexander himself was a primary school student, he read a lot and stored a lot of stories in his head, but these stories have one thing in common, that is, they are very short and can be finished in two or three strokes.

Killer whales who are exposed to story content for the first time are like novice readers who have just come into contact with online novels. They are not very picky about the content of the story, but the amount of updates must be large!

No, I just finished a story about Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf, and the cool guys said, "Let's do it again, Alexander."

Qiao Qixi: "Don't worry! Let's first summarize what this story teaches us."

Storytelling is not for entertainment, it must be to learn something.

Kerry pondered for a moment and said, "Are human beings delicious?"

"It's not delicious, forget it, skip this one." Qiao Qixi cried QAQ, and began to regret telling this story, so she had to use a new story to wash away the impression of the previous story: "Let's talk about the ugly duckling. story."

The ugly duckling, the crow drinking water, the farmer and the snake... After telling them one by one, Alexander asked, "Do you still remember Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf?"

ABCDE: "Remember!"

"Eh..." Alexander took a deep breath, hey, if the children who go to school have as good a memory as you, would the teachers and parents still have to worry?

oh oh oh.

It took a month to finish all the stories from the elementary school stage. Herbie's vocabulary has improved a little bit, and she may be able to understand a little simple vocabulary.

Eat, sleep, oh...

And Kerry, this is definitely the knowledge that Kerry instilled in Herbie behind everyone's back.

Qiao Qixi is not bitter at all, because he also sneakily instilled Herbie's own name behind everyone's backs, but his name pronunciation is relatively long, so stupid Herbie can't remember it.

I really can't blame anyone, it's the baby who doesn't live up to it.

The first time Herbie said Kerry's name, Kerry was so happy that he went crazy, and he circled everyone a lot.

Seeing his appearance, Qiao Qixi couldn't help but think of some cute humans, and it was the same when happy things happened: go downstairs and run three laps!

Herbie was also very happy, he chased after Kerry's ass, ahhh...

Two childish ghosts, Alexander thought, I don't want to join in the fun.

after awhile.

Forget it, Qiao Qixi, who felt like she was still a baby, also joined in this kind of madness: ahhhh...

Eddie looked sideways: "What are you doing?"

It looks like a lot of fun, and Eddie wants to join in: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The last cry was a bit shrill, because the nasty Otis pushed him away, and replaced him with chasing after Alexander. Of course, he was not stupid, he just couldn't bear Eddie pushing his little cutie.

Qiao Qixi: "!"

He thought of his student days. At the beginning, there were only a few people running, but later more and more people joined in, and the scene became mighty.

Scientific researcher: Hey, the data captured today is a bit abnormal. Take a quick look, eight killer whales form a circle and keep circling. What are they doing?

The researchers will never know that they are celebrating the calves learning to call their companions by their names, nothing more.

Although the trick of telling stories is useless to Herbie and can't improve her language skills, it is of great use to everyone who accompanies her, increasing her vocabulary and imagination.

Before entering junior high school, Alexander was going to conduct a random exam for junior high school. It was very simple, and he only needed to ask a few questions.

Ask questions from the oldest to the youngest, and the group leader comes first.

"Elio, if you were an ugly killer whale and everyone laughed at you, what would you do?"

The leader did not hesitate: "Beat them."

Teacher Qiao commented on this student: he has good imagination and comprehension skills, and he will bring himself into the situation.

Conclusion: behavior is killer whale, normal IQ.

"Balala, if one day you can't hunt by yourself, what will you think of to fill your stomach?"

Bharara bumped into Kerry who was closest to him: "Grab Kerry's food!"

Teacher Qiao commented on the student: You can't even hunt, can you still grab things?

Conclusion: Mental retardation.

"Kary, if you were Little Red Riding Hood, would you open the door to the bad wolf?"

Kerry was proud: "I will eat the wolf." He would not wait for the wolf to eat him, how could that be possible? !

Teacher Qiao commented on the student: Lack of imagination, excessive self-awareness, self-centered.

Summary: Average level of intelligence, relatively conceited.

"Daya, if you were a shark, how do you think you can effectively escape from the killer whale's pursuit?"

Daya's question is more in-depth, because Alexander has always known that Daya's intelligence is very developed, and he is one of the most promising killer whales in Xiaoshengchu!

"That's impossible." Before Daya could answer, Balala and Kerry couldn't wait to interject: "Sharks can't escape the killer whales. They're slow and stupid."

"Yes, it's impossible, even Eddie knows it!" Eddie was very clear about his position.

Alexander: "Don't interrupt!"

Daya looked up at the sky, these idiots: "Alexander didn't ask you..."

"Balala, Kerry, Eddie, shut up," Otis ordered.

Only then did the scene quiet down...

Daya began to answer Alexander's question: "Sharks are stupid. When they are hunted by orcas, they just go on a rampage. If I were a shark, I would be stupid too, so I can't escape."

The other killer whales skipped a large part of the front and directly praised the last sentence: "That's right, we can't escape."

"Okay Daya."

Teacher Qiao commented on the student: he has outstanding intelligence and unlimited potential, which is not bad, and there should be applause here.

"Eddie... Forget it, you don't need to take the test." Qiao Qixi gave him a score directly based on the performance he observed just now: the student's intelligence is hard to describe, he is a piece of grass, and he will run wherever the wind blows.

Eddie: "Why?"

Sigh!

Qiao Qixi ignored Eddie who expressed dissatisfaction, and asked the last student directly: "Odis, if you were a snake, would you bite your savior to death?"

"Yes." Otis replied without blinking.

"Why?" Qiao Qixi was quite surprised, really, he thought Otis would say no.

why?

"He is not my kind. He is stronger than me. I don't trust him." Otis replied.

Teacher Qiao had a serious face: "Is there anything else to add? Classmate?" He gave Otis a chance. If there were only these few sentences, the score would not be higher than Daya.

More to say?

Well, Otis said: "You taught us that poisonous snakes are fierce. When I become a poisonous snake, it is normal for me to kill the farmer." He tried to answer, is he satisfied now?

In fact, this point of view is somewhat similar to Daya's answer. Qiao Qixi shook his head and sighed. It seems that Otis can at most be on par with Daya.

But after a moment of silence, Otis said again: "I also hope to have a high IQ when I become the next animal, but we can't decide this, cutie, your question itself is a bit silly."

Because there is no if.

The author has something to say: Teacher Qiao: Classmate Otis, zero points!

Otis: Little cutie, can't you afford it?