You Plan To Kill Me With Meng?

Most of the etiquette in this society is quite foreign to the non-human Otis, who seems aloof and doesn't care much about his surroundings unless it piques his interest.

For example, why is the shit shovel officer holding flowers in his hand?

After yesterday's funeral, the flowers may have left an impression in Otis' mind that they were dedicated to the deceased.

Well, he's holding flowers in his hand?

Otis' pupils narrowed slightly, conveying imperceptible confusion.

Yes, there is a sense of ceremony!

The fine-minded, handsome and refined shit-shoveling officer subverted Qiao Qixi's impression of straight men. He always thought that straight men were straightforward, and he couldn't think of so many details at all, just like him before.

But Alexander soon discovered what Otis was struggling with. The other party thought that flowers can only be dedicated to the dead!This was a huge misunderstanding, he raised his forehead, and quickly explained the different uses of various flowers.

You can give it to your friends, your lover, or your teachers and parents.

Like the bunch in the hand of the shit shovel officer, it is for friends to celebrate, and it is rich in content and full of enthusiasm.

Seeing them hug each other excitedly, Qiao Qixi was also excited: "Wow!" Trying to attract the attention of the two excrement shovel officers with his voice: I want to hug me too, hug me, hug me quickly!

"Just come back." Feng Xiao held a flower in one hand, hugged Yu Shao's thick and strong back with the other, rested his chin on the other's shoulder, and smiled happily.

The trainer, who didn't hold anything in his hand, hugged his current boss tightly with both hands. Through two thin layers of shirts, he could clearly feel the temperature and heartbeat from the opponent's chest.

wonderful.

"Ju Feng, is this for me?" Finally having enough hugs, Yu Shao separated from the other party, looking at the enthusiastic bouquet of flowers with a smile on his eyes.

"Of course, is it for Ping An and Dandan?" Feng Xiao smiled, as if he felt that he was not kind, and quickly looked at the wronged wolf dog begging for a hug, and took out beef jerky from his pocket: "Yes, yes, You have presents too."

Qiao Qixi: ...

He squatted here for a long time just now!Watching the two hug each other inseparably, he was not in his eyes at all.

It seems that now I finally have time to talk to him.

For the sake of the beef jerky, Qiao Qixi was going to forgive the two of them, but Feng Xiao ignored him after stuffing all the beef jerky into his mouth.

Just focus on talking to the trainer.

Damn, as the hero of this mission, he and Otis have no sympathy at all.

Suppressing a small emotion, the egg sir took the beef jerky to his partner and shared it with him.

You are not happy, why?

Otis was very sensitive to Alexander's mood swings.

Ah, no.

After thinking about it, Qiao Qixi felt a little embarrassed, and faltered to express her little emotions: They only care about reminiscing about the past and ignore me.

But he is a little hero, shouldn't he be the focus of the audience?

In the end, I sent him a handful of beef jerky, huh.

Alexander.

Otis pulled the other person into his arms, and with a wild face on his face, he said very gentle words: You don't have to care about how others treat you, you only need to care about me.

It was sweet words, Qiao Qixi felt warm and funny in his heart, don't think he didn't hear Odis' overbearing desire for monopoly hidden in it.

Tsundere's words swirled around in her throat, but in the end Qiao Qixi still said: Alright, Otis.

It is the duty of a partner to please the one you love, and Qiao Qixi would rather make Odis happy than make him jealous.

Getting close, and being intimate can keep Otis in a good mood.

The trainer and the director finally finished their meeting. They calmed down their turbulent hearts and set their sights on the two embracing wolf dogs.

"They have such a good relationship." Feng Xiao was taken aback for a moment, and then said something very naturally.

"How could they join forces to cheat me if they have a bad relationship?" the trainer sighed from the bottom of his heart.

At the same time, there is a strange feeling in my heart, I can't explain it, I just feel that the relationship between these two male dogs is not as masculine and loyal as that between brothers, but full of tenderness.

Feng Ju smiled, stuffed the flowers into the opponent's arms, and patted his arm: "Come on, let's go to the car and talk about it in detail."

The trainer nodded, and after the leader turned around, he lowered his head and sniffed the fragrance of flowers...

Don't know what rose smells like?

"Safe, take Eggy to the car!" The trainer who returned to his hometown was full of energy.

Otis, who doesn't follow orders very much, is happy to carry out some orders.

He picked up Qiao Qixi's leash, swaggered through the crowd and got on the car.

Qiao Qixi: ...

Qiao Qixi didn't understand, they were both dogs, why Otis could move freely, but he had to be led!

The days are too sad, where is the right of the dog?

In fact, it is because there are quite a lot of people here, and there are cars passing by on the road, and the shit-shoveling officer will worry that the more lively younger brother will get into trouble.

Seeing the back seat full of toys, Qiao Qixi's wounded heart recovered a little bit. It would be better if the trainers didn't keep saying bad things about them.

Disobeying orders is a serious crime, don't label it indiscriminately!

Because he was so angry at being wronged, the toy on his mouth became the object of Alexander's insinuations: Aww, aww...

A small toy, neatly dismembered.

On the other hand, Otis is very calm, no matter what the human beeps, he always lies lazily resting on the back seat.

Occasionally, he probed to help Alexander pick up toys that fell on the ground.

It was covered with the other party's saliva, but he didn't seem to dislike it.

The happy time didn't last long, and when they returned to the farm, they were snatched up by the trainer for inspection. They were no longer smiling, but this time they were very solemn, and they were reprimanded for their crimes in the forest.

The trainer spoke dryly, took a sip of tea and continued: "I know you are very capable and have your own judgment on actions, but I still hope that your pace will be consistent with mine, understand?"

Otherwise, the next time you lose the dog, you will be imprisoned by the leader, which would be embarrassing.

He is only 32, he is young and strong, how could he be in poor health?

Speaking of this, the trainer glanced at the bellies of the two dogs: "But you haven't moved at all. Could it be that your health is not good?"

Generally, male dogs are bound to estrus at 1022-[-] months of age, and dogs with strong physique and energy will go into heat earlier, and Ping An and Dandan should not be too late.

"What's wrong with your health? Come eat noodles." Feng Xiao came out with two bowls of noodles, thinking that the dog hadn't been fed yet: "Brother Shao, give the dog some food, let's eat."

The call of Brother Shao made the trainer feel at ease. Although the two of them are in a superior-subordinate relationship in the unit, there are not so many rules in private.

"Okay, I'm talking about their estrus period, and it's time to come." The estrus period is quite difficult, and the trainer said: "When they are one and a half years old, take them back to the base to contribute their excellent genes."

The two wolfhounds, who had been pretending to listen to the training with lowered eyelids, pricked up their ears and stared at the gibberish trainer. What was he talking about?

Contribute good genes?

Thinking so much.

Qiao Qixi rolled her eyes to the sky in her heart, it was impossible for him to agree, and he knew that neither would Otis.

What is Contributing Excellent Genes?

asked Otis.

That is, combine with a female and give birth to puppies.

Qiao Qixi rolled her eyes again, the trainer wanted to eat ass, and dared to poach his egg sir's corner!

Otis froze for a moment, then pressed his head against Alexander's, and said firmly: I only have puppies with you.

"..." Qiao Qixi nodded solemnly: That must be done.

He was too lazy to correct Otis, we can't have puppies, but it's not good to live too rigidly, so let's keep a little imagination (because he likes puppies).

I dream of raising a litter.

Two days later, Qiao Qixi and Odis, who returned to work at the branch, were commended by the entire police circle and rated as a second-class dog. Their trainers also received honorary certificates for advanced individuals.

The police dog base quickly sent the medals and honorary certificates of the two police dogs, the brands are golden!

The fully armed police dogs put on meritorious medals and squatted side by side. On a fine morning, they took a precious group photo.

In the photo, Police Officer Bear is smiling very happily with white teeth, while his partner is relatively restrained, with gentle eyes. He seems very happy to receive this honor together with his partner.

There are only 10 to 20 second-class dogs in a province, and they have all participated in thrilling missions, but it is relatively rare for Qiao Qixi and Otis to perform a second meritorious service shortly after they started their duties.

The unremarkable branch bureau has attracted much attention since Director Feng took office. The praise during this period has made everyone feel elated.

The trainer shook the certificate of honor in his hand, and said very seriously: "Thanks to my dog ​​for letting me get a certificate of honor, I hope they will continue to take me to fly."

The police officers suddenly laughed, nodded very funny and said: "Yes, yes."

Thanks to Dan Sir and An Sir.

Feng Xiao was also smiling at the beginning. Hearing this, he glanced at the low-key trainer and thought, have you received such merits these few years?Pack!

Seeming to know what the director was thinking, the trainer held the certificate on his chest: "This book is different, and it means a lot."

Qiao Qixi felt so nauseous: So the trainer loves us so much?

They don't know that they are being passionate, and they are not the trainers' nasty targets.

After completing a task, the next 10 days and a half months led a peaceful life.

The usual task of Qiao Qixi and Otis is to patrol the streets and pick up kittens and puppies. Strange to say, the patrol dogs in the past rarely cared about kittens and puppies, but now the trainers have discovered that tracking criminals is extremely ferocious eggs. Dan especially likes to pick up kittens and puppies.

So loving.

So the trainer also cooperated with him very much. When he picked up a kitten or puppy, he took pains to send it to the pet hospital. The very nice pet hospital would clean the cat and dog and wait for the kind people to adopt them.

Qiao Qixi:? ? ?

Is there a mistake?I asked you to bring it back to the bureau to raise, but you gave away all the cuties I worked so hard to pick up, woof woof woof!Did you hear that!woof woof woof!

Listening to Alexander's insulting the trainer, Odis didn't say a lot. What he said at this time was wrong, so he just didn't bother to say it.

But intellectually, Otis is very supportive of the trainer. If the police station raises kittens and puppies, Alexander will no longer have a job in his heart, and he will definitely stay in the station every day to take care of the cubs.

Can't say that...

In short, even if he knew that the kittens and puppies he picked up did not belong to him, the soft-hearted Alexander still rescued the trapped small animals every day.

He has a very sensitive sense of smell, even if a small animal is trapped in a stinky ditch with a weak cry, he can find it.

The trainer is quite convinced by him.

As the saying goes, applying what you have learned, it is probably like this, how do you say that, with a tiger in my heart, I sniff the rose carefully.

However, this sentence seems to be more suitable to describe the calm and silent peace.

Since the whole police circle commended him, the trainer has received greetings from many former comrades-in-arms these days. Some lamented that he became a policeman, and some admired him for his undiminished demeanor.

In addition, he coveted the two dogs in his hand.

11 month old secondary dog, what does this mean?

A little inquiring about the situation of the task is enough to show a surprised expression.

Incredible.

Not long after the news spread, a call was made to the trainer, there was a secret mission, the location was the Golden Triangle, and the military and police cooperated.

Hearing the location of the Golden Triangle, the trainer's heart beat twice. What does this mean?

It means going through life and death.

After thinking for a while, he said to his former boss: "Boss, I'm the only one in the military and police. I've already retired. Do you think it's time to give young people a chance?"

After retreating, he still called the opponent's boss.

After following for too long, some habits cannot be changed.

The other party said: "Who cares about your talent? I have taken a fancy to the two dogs in your hand. I am not afraid to tell you that this operation is to rescue the hostages, but we still haven't found where he is hiding. The situation is very critical. I heard that your dog tracking is top-notch, you should treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor."

The army also sent many military dogs, but to no avail.

What?A dead horse as a living horse doctor?

The trainer was not happy when he heard this sentence, his dog must be fine, why did he treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor?

"Think about it. If it weren't for the fact that there is no recruit, I wouldn't find you." The former boss finished speaking and hung up the phone.

It seems that the situation on the front line is very tense, and there is no time to say more.

The trainer fell into deep thought. He definitely didn't want to go to the Golden Triangle, but...

Soon, the current boss found out that something was wrong with him, and only after asking about it did he know what was going on.

"Do you think I should go?"

The problem turned to himself, Feng Xiao couldn't say a word for a long time, which was different from his usual performance of ease, thoughtfulness and generosity.

"Yu Gong, I support you to go, Yu private, of course I don't want you to go." After much deliberation, I can only say this.

The trainer and the young director looked at each other for a long time, and finally nodded: "I see."

You suffer as much as I do, how can I have the heart to leave the problem to you to decide.

Figured out the problem, Yu Shao hugged the other party: "I'm sorry, Director, I have been on the job for 10 days and 8 days out of the bureau."

This time it looks like I will be out for another half a month.

"What nonsense, it doesn't matter how long you go out, as long as you come back." Feng Xiao also hugged him tightly, telling: "Keep in touch."

That night, Qiao Qixi and Odis found out that they were going on a mission again. Otherwise, why would the trainers start packing their things again?

Eggy wagged her tail and walked over to help, pack more toys, tennis duck, yes, yes, yes.

Trainer: ...

After a while, the trainer took out some of the toys brought in by the other party speechlessly: "Eggy, the suitcase is only so big, and there is no room for snacks when you put toys in it. You make your own choice."

"Wang woo woo." Then why don't you put on a pair of underwear yourself!

After haggling for a long time, I finally packed up the things. The trainer sat on the ground, looked into the eyes of the two dogs, and said very seriously: "You must have felt it too. We are about to go on a mission."

Rational people know that animals cannot understand human language, but the trainer regards the dog as his comrade-in-arms, and he is obliged to tell the matter to his comrades, so he is meticulous and expresses clearly: "Our mission location this time is the Golden Triangle, and the goal is to Rescue the hostages, in the past many trainings, you have performed very well in this part, I hope this time you can also succeed immediately."

The trainer raised his palm, full of expectation.

Obviously it is a dog to success, but this trainer really can't speak.

Wait a minute, Golden Triangle?

Qiao Qixi raised her paw tremblingly, and clapped her hands with the trainer, oh, oh, can you not go?

so afraid.

When it was Otis' turn, he looked at the trainer expecting...or begging(?) eyes.

After all, he lazily raised his paw and hit it.

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