You Plan To Kill Me With Meng?

Male dogs and female dogs living in the military area are usually trained separately, otherwise everyone would not have the mind to train, and they would just think about getting married every day.

At this moment, the playground is full of female dogs of the right age, and when they suddenly see male dogs that they seldom touch, they all become agitated, as if they want to go over and touch them.

"Stand at attention!" The trainer next to him shouted bitterly, be more reserved, be more reserved, even if you see a handsome guy, you don't have to be so enthusiastic.

But in fact, I really hope that the other party will choose his dog.

"Peace, Eggy." Yu Shao finally told the truth to his dog: "You have all seen this scene, anyway, play freely, ah, choose whichever you like."

As he spoke, he untied the leash and patted their backs as encouragement.

The moment they were let go, one of the German Shepherds probably liked them too much, and under the connivance of the trainer, the other ran over excitedly.

Qiao Qixi froze, her pupils dilated!

Ah well, start fighting before you call 123, don't talk about Wude!

However, his reaction was very quick, there was no need for Otis to make a move, he fell over his shoulder, pinning the opponent to the ground, unable to move.

Ordinary military dogs are too good in his eyes. If you come to one, he will fight one, and if you come to two, he will make a pair.

After tripping over the military dog, the egg sir stood aside and wagged his tail slightly, showing a bit of shyness of invincibility.

All trainers thought to themselves: Ah, Comrade Dandan doesn't like Huniu.

The German shepherd named Huniu also seemed to feel that the light-colored wolfhound didn't like her, it didn't matter, there was another one.

When Hu Niu got up and rushed towards Otis, Qiao Qixi was shocked: Knock!The military dogs in your military region are so shameless, didn't they lose!

Again!

Odis, who has a clear world of black and white, thinks so too. He feels that this military dog ​​has already been defeated by the cutie, and he has no right to attack him again.

But since the other party must do something, he has to teach the other party a lesson no matter what.

Compared to Alexander's point-and-shoot, Otis' strikes were much heavier.

"???" Seeing that something was wrong, the trainers on both sides quickly stopped their dogs: "Safe, stop!" "Tiger, come back!"

Yu Shao frowned fiercely, stood between them and said, "How can you two do this? Even if you don't like it, you can't hit him!"

The slap fell on the ear. Although Qiao Qixi avoided it, she was still wronged to death, woo woo eh.

What do you like?

Obviously the opponent rushed over first, why can't they fight?

Wait, Qiao Qixi began to gradually realize that something was wrong, so she pointed at the trainer's attitude, didn't they come to fight?

what is that?

The trainer said earnestly: "Be gentle and gentle with others, if you are too fierce, you will not find a wife, understand?!"

Woohoo, ok... what? !young married woman!

Qiao Qixi's head buzzed, and she stared at the trainer with round eyes in disbelief, never dreaming that she would encounter an arranged marriage at a young age.

He thinks the trainer wants to eat farts.

"Aww!" Qiao Qixi glared at the trainer and tossed her head, squinting at him, patting the ground non-stop, as if you'd never want to force someone into prostitution.

Not looking for a wife, neither of them looking for a wife.

"Pfft... what are you doing? What do you mean? You're not happy anymore? Isn't this a good thing?"

"Aww!" Good thing you can do it yourself?

"When you're old, you can't stop looking for a wife, right? Don't you have that idea? Can you sleep at night?"

"Awwhhhh." Listen to me and push this matter away.

Yu Shao: ...

It's really him who said a word like a dog and didn't give in at all.

"Ping An, how about you?" The trainer gave up on the lazy Dandan who was very resistant to finding a wife, and turned to look at another wolfhound next to him.

In terms of genes that are more suitable for military dogs, Ping An must be better in terms of stability.

"..." Otis already knew the truth about coming to the playground to meet other military dogs today, and he had already suppressed a churning dissatisfaction in his heart that the trainer he had always admired did such a thing.

"You don't want to either?" Yu Shao met Shang Pingan's eyes, and said without exaggeration, his heart tightened suddenly.

Don't, don't, isn't it just a blind date?

As for it!

Ping An's eyes were too indifferent, and there was still anger in the depths of his pupils. The trainer was so frightened that he made a quick decision to end the blind date because the two dogs were not in good condition.

But at this time, several leaders of the military region came to watch their blind date.

When I arrived at the playground, I asked suspiciously: "Hehe, why haven't you started yet?"

Yu Shao: "The condition of the two dogs is not very good. If a bitch approaches them, they will beat them..."

Company commander: "Comrade Yu Shao, in fact, pairing is a two-way choice. Maybe it's not that they are in bad condition, but they are just too capable."

Huniu was considered the best among this group of bitches, but she still looked much inferior to the two wolfhounds. This was a fact, and they had to admit it.

This is indeed an angle that cannot be ignored.

Yu Shao's mood is very complicated, by the way, maybe for Pingan and Dandan, this blind date is a kind of contempt for them.

The leader frowned: "You mean, they are much stronger than our military dogs?"

The company commander nodded: "According to my observation, yes."

This result is quite regrettable, and I am still a little bit unwilling. Are military dogs that bad? !

"In this way... since the blind date is not possible, let our male dog come out and discuss with our police elites."

Qiao Qixi: Huh?Is this going to be a real fight?

"This..." Yu Shao's face showed embarrassment. How about a fight with a male dog? Wouldn't it embarrass the military region twice in a row?

But the leader has already spoken, and he can't refuse, so he can only look at his two evil dogs: "Hey, then let's discuss each other?"

Fighting will never be rejected, right?

No rejection.

Officer Bear and Otis both looked at him energetically, just in time, the bird anger that was pent up in their hearts just now finally had a place to vent.

After a while, the female dog was brought back, and the stronger and more powerful male dog was brought to the playground.

As a military dog, each one has excellent physical fitness, and looks very imposing just to the naked eye!

Different from the excitement of female dogs seeing the opposite sex, the first reaction of this group of military dogs seeing strange foreign males is to be on guard, full of fighting desire.

Qiao Qixi ignored them, and found a piece of geomantic treasure to lie down on the ground with her hands in her hands.

Otis took a step forward, and the meaning was very obvious: who is coming?

From the trainers down to the military dogs, I feel that I have been provoked...

Originally, they wanted to salute first and then fight, but the other party lay down directly and sent the more powerful one to fight, so they no longer hesitated, and directly let one of the most outstanding military dogs come out to communicate.

"Cannon, go!"

Poof... Qiao Qixi, who was lying on the ground, almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

cannon?Why isn't it called Shanpao?

Just laughing, the military dog ​​named Cannon was untied from the leash, and the next second it jumped directly at the strange foreign wolf dog, that is, Otis.

We all know that the earlier you get the chance to run, the greater the impact.

Even when hunting lions and cheetahs, a certain distance will be reserved for a run-up.

Comrade Ping An obviously lost his chance this time. Everyone present didn't think he could face him easily, but the opponent was so crazy, he jumped off the spot and competed with the cannon, and his strength was not lost to the opponent.

What a terrifying fact.

Otis did not take off in sumo wrestling to knock the opponent over. His strike is still a classic hunting behavior. His arms clamp the opponent's neck, first remove part of the opponent's strength, and then hold the opponent and roll on the ground after landing , and another over-the-shoulder fall, without sloppiness at all.

The cannon was smashed to pieces by him, and immediately lost the strength to resist.

This scene was like a Street Fighter making a combo, everyone held their breath and opened their mouths involuntarily!

Great!

How is this trained?

In fact, Yu Shao himself was also dumbfounded. He was not so good at playing arcade games before, and he turned out to be a combo.

Otis stood up, continued to look at the row of military dogs staring at him, and licked his mouth casually.

Now he is outside, his eyes are light amber in the sunlight, and when he squints, he looks like a scumbag.

The opponent sent out several more military dogs one after another, but Otis took care of them all in one move. After that, the military dogs that didn't play were automatically as quiet as chickens, and they didn't dare to try again.

The military dog ​​trainers and the leaders of the military region were amazed at the power of the two wolf dogs, but at the same time they were quite embarrassed: If they had known earlier, they would not have played this game.

Ouch.

But since they are all compared, they have no choice but to admit defeat sincerely and communicate with each other by the way. If they can train the police dogs so well, they will definitely make greater breakthroughs in collaborative work in the future.

Facing the military dog ​​trainers who came up to humbly ask for advice, Comrade Yu Shao: "..."

Grandpa, did he also learn his dog training skills in the army?

But since everyone was looking forward to it, he bit the bullet and said a few words: "I am the same as everyone else in the routine training. Please believe me on this point."

Second: "The reason why Pingan and Dandan are so different is not only their nature, but also my little connivance. I believe in teaching students in accordance with their aptitude and not obliterating their own strengths."

The third: "have enough trust in them."

After all, there is nothing you can do if you don't trust it. Sometimes the trainer doesn't know what the dog is doing outside.

In fact, everyone understands these principles, but it is really difficult for them to reduce interference and discipline. To put it bluntly, the responsibility is too great.

Back from the playground, the two wolf dogs ignored the trainer all the way, even though the trainer had a hippie smile on his face, said all kinds of good things, and even brought them delicious food, he didn't get a look.

Tsk, stingy.

The trainer was very puzzled, it was fine for Eggy to be angry, he had such an arrogant and domineering character, but why was Ping An angry?

Could it be to stand on the street for Dandan?

Then you are really good brothers...

Because Comrade Ping An and Comrade Dandan performed so well, the trainer solved the problem of the blind date for them, and ushered in a new problem.

The leaders of the military region want them to stay in the military region and enlist in the military.

Yu Shao has just been away from here for a year, so of course it is impossible for him to come back, even if he comes back as a trainer.

So he made a phone call to his new boss, the Provincial Department. Director Chen had already heard about the matter here. The two wolfhounds had brought glory to their police circle countless times, and they were already their mascots.

Why, now the military region says that if you want to leave, you have to leave?

That doesn't work.

Director Chen firmly disagreed, but later the other party called repeatedly to discuss, so he had a new proposal: military registration can be added, and it must be ranked behind the police establishment.

The first is sir, and the second is the officer.

The trainer has no objection to this arrangement. After all, even if you don't add military registration, Ping An and Dandan will still be requisitioned here. It's better to get military registration and get two salaries after retirement.

Yu Shao did the math, Pingan and Dandan still had to serve for many more years, and according to their speed of meritorious service, tsk tsk, in a few years he would definitely become a dog eater.

Qiao Qixi and Otis have no objection either, they have done all the work, why can't they get a military status?

Not long after returning to the branch office, the announcement of the commendation and merit medal was completed in one step, and the Golden Triangle mission was rated as second-class merit because they were the main force to complete the mission.

Qiao Qixi and Otis, as military dogs who joined the army halfway, jumped two ranks in a row, and were awarded the rank of sergeant, and the next one was the rank of second lieutenant.

Yu Shao has been in the army for many years, going through life and death, the highest rank is captain, and the two wolfhounds jump two more ranks to stand shoulder to shoulder with him.

However, there are very few ordinary military dogs that can reach the captain, which is almost the ceiling of military dogs.

When they went out to participate in the mission, the police officers in the branch did not know it, after all, it was a secret mission.

Although I guessed a little bit, but after the meritorious service medal and rating came down, the whole branch office exploded.

No, it should be that the entire police community exploded.

Obediently, this is military merit!

Everyone was very jealous before, what kind of shit luck did the XX branch have?

To have such a good two dogs!

Now there is no jealousy at all, only cool, hahaha, Pingan and Dandan gave the police a lot of face.

Although it is said that military dogs and police dogs belong to the same family and there is no need to compare, everyone has always believed that military dogs are more powerful than police dogs.

farm.

Director Feng, who had been waiting for his comrades for a long time, couldn't wait to hug him as soon as he got out of the car, because there were too many people in the sub-bureau, and it was always inconvenient: "It's great to see you come back safely. I've been waiting these days in a mess."

Yu Shao also hugged him tightly, and said in a relaxed tone, "Don't worry, haven't I been here all these years?"

By the way, have you never seen Feng Xiaoxiao so worried about himself before?

"But aren't you old now? How can you compare with when you were young?" Feng Xiao let go of him after hugging him for a while, looked at him and smiled: "Look, after half a month of going out, it's hard for me to raise two points and give it back to you." Black is back."

Yu Shao touched his face and said with a smile: "The sun over there is more vicious, but to be honest, my face looks good whether it is black or white."

"Hey, it's really stinky." Feng Xiao complained, and then looked behind him: "Hey, Ping An and Eggy went in first?"

Speaking of the two of them, Yu Shao sighed, and complained to his friend very distressed, the thing is like this, since the last blind date, Ping An and Dandan have ignored him for several days .

I usually do what I should do, but I don't see him, and treat him like air, which is quite uncomfortable.

After listening quietly, Feng Xiao couldn't figure out what was wrong, so he nodded and said, "I'll go find out first."

Getting angry after a blind date?

Feng Xiao walked in the door while pondering, and saw a lazy Egg lying on the place where the two wolf dogs usually slept, and Ping An was rummaging through boxes and boxes to find snacks for him.

He bought the snacks, and the whole box was dropped on the ground. Ping An not only dropped the small package of snacks, but also tore open the package with his hands and mouth, and then brought it to Dandan...

I'm so spoiled.

This posture is not brother to younger brother, it is clearly a newly married couple.

It doesn't work after being married for many years, and it is not so meticulous after being married for many years.

To say that Feng Xiao's personality is still much more delicate than Yu Shao's, and thinking of what Yu Shao told him just now, a very incredible guess sprouted in his mind.

It's very, very unbelievable, the kind that Yu Shao might roll his eyes if he said it.

Kneeling on the sidelines and watching Ping An licking the corners of his mouth full of food crumbs, Feng Xiao murmured, "Will that straight steel man Yu Shao believe that you are a couple?"

Qiao Qixi was eating happily, and raised her head when she heard the words: Oops, the shit-shoveling officer saw the adultery between them, will he beat the mandarin ducks? !

In an instant, he even thought about the route of elopement.

Damn, I just regret the two pensions.