You Plan To Kill Me With Meng?

Q: Knowing that a male polar bear likes his underage self, who is also a male polar bear, how should he react?

In addition, this male polar bear has a handsome appearance and powerful abilities. He is very good at hunting beluga whales and seals.

Genes are excellent!

"..." Qiao Qixi didn't know how to react.

His mind is broken.

The great friendship that was promised, the most beautiful brotherhood in the Arctic Circle, turned out to be all illusions, wrapped in a pure guise of strong and naked love.

Once it is revealed, the bear is caught off guard.

Also caught off guard, Otis and the camera team were hit by a straight ball from the Cubs.

But their feelings were excruciating.

It was still some time before spring, and Otis wasn't quite ready for a lingering venue.

But the little bear suddenly lay on the ground begging for sex on the bustling road, looking like he was about to want to be willful.

Otis froze for a moment.

A second later, Otis ushered in an unprecedentedly happy mood. He immediately rolled up happily hugging the bear, and at the same time, he inevitably became emotional.

Startle the bear.

Apparently Otis would not understand why he was afraid that he would make a "crack" when it was clearly the little bear who asked him for sex, but he didn't have to "crack" every time.

In an unsuitable venue like today, Otis didn't care about his own strangeness.

Even if it's hard to hold back.

Until Qiao Qixi hit the ground on all fours and resumed his journey with Otis' saliva on his face, his mood was messy, as messy as the hair that grew randomly between his toes.

The little yellow barrel that was forgotten by Alexander was very lucky to have Otis help to remember it, otherwise this time, it might be lost in the vast snow field and never be found again.

Finally, after such a long time, people's excitement calmed down a little.

Seeing the figures of Otis and Alexander leaving, all members of the photography team breathed a sigh of relief. That's right, since they knew that Otis and Alexander were lovers, every interaction they have seen now, It is no longer a pure friendship.

It's the spring equivalent of them spying on a same-sex polar bear couple.

The more experienced male team members are okay. They have been working for many years and are used to seeing pictures of animals making various intimate behaviors. However, the shy female team members will still feel blushing no matter how many times they have seen it.

This time the captain said unexpectedly: "This combination also makes me blush, Otis really knows how to play."

Yes, everyone nodded their heads.

Just watching a beautiful scene on the snow, everyone regained their professionalism, each took out their own recording equipment, and according to their own understanding, immediately recorded what they saw and thought just now.

It will be too late to record some details when I go back.

There is no signal in the no man's land in the Arctic, where people can communicate with the outside by radio.

An unexpected scene just happened here. The team members who witnessed the two male polar bears confirming their love relationship couldn't help but share the facts they saw with their colleagues.

As the forum po who first paid attention to these two polar bears, he was a little confused when he received the news, and he didn't quite believe the news the professor shared with him.

"It's true, the news just came from the front line." The professor said: "A few pairs of eyes are watching, it is impossible to make mistakes, unless they collectively made a joke with us."

That's impossible.

Colleagues are all very professional elites in the field, how could it be possible to joke about such an important matter.

"Anyway, they're filming, aren't they?" The professor shrugged and said, "We'll know when they come back."

This is the truth.

The po owner took some time to digest the news, and after thinking about it, he decided to update the current situation of the two polar bears on the forum.

lest everyone worry.

The moment the post was posted, the post owner actually hesitated. The reason is very simple. There are still some voices against homosexuality in this world. This is an objective fact.

He was very worried that announcing that the two polar bears were gay would expose the two cuties to slander from the outside world.

What's more, Alexander is still underage, and the party who will receive more condemnation at that time will undoubtedly be Otis, who guards and steals himself. You must know that Alexander's mother fans are all over the world. They are fanatical and sturdy, and they are very defensive.

However, the Po owner then thought, should Otis and Alexander be denied the right to receive blessings because of these minority voices of opposition.

So the po owner decided to post this news.

#春秋集集团选择一样的新闻：Otis and Alexander like each other, they are a couple relationship#

In order to avoid being questioned, the owner of po wrote a lot of explanations with a strong desire to survive: I know that everyone may not be able to accept it for a while, and I doubt the authenticity of this news, but I guarantee it is true, and I swear by my unit , As for the picture, I haven't sent it back yet, I will definitely post the picture when I get it later.

The following are the replies from the forum friends, which seem to be a little different from the imagination.

: Was it finally discovered?

: Father-in-law made it public? qaq I'm sorry Otis and Alexander, I didn't leak your relationship!

: This secret can't be hidden anymore, it's funny.

: Can you be more serious, I hope to see voices of shock and doubt in the comments below.

: Then let me cosplay, cough, heavenly duck!Otis and Alexander turned out to be a couple?How could they be a couple! ?It's obviously two male polar bears, one of them hasn't grown up yet, Otis is too bad!

: I'll play it too, follow up, Otis is too bad!Unexpectedly, he catches seals to feed Alexander every day, makes Alexander plump and spoiled, just to lick jiojio for Alexander for the rest of his life.

: What a bad bear, hahahahaha, close to home, I am not surprised, funny.

: Smart, I have already figured out how they were discovered by photographers. Well, no one who can mess with this forum is a noob. Everyone knows that homosexuals are rampant in the animal world. (Ahhh so excited!)

: As expected of the animal world, reproduction is instinct, and friends are true love. (Ahh! Blessings!!)

: The title finally solved the long-standing confusion in my heart, so that the logic is self-consistent, very good.

: Hahaha, spring is here!The friendship between Otis and Alexander finally could not be concealed, so bless them. ps: I am not surprised at all!

: What did I say, what did I say!

: [Laughs/] [Laughs/] Lovely Alexander, do you know now?There are no free seals in the world, and every bite must be paid back.

: No, it looks like you all know it?But I am dull, I just think they are too tired as companions, if it is love, then everything has a reasonable explanation, and I look forward to the follow-up development of this relationship

: I have been watching Otis hurt Alexander to the bone, from over one year old to over two years old, and even in summer he desperately endured the high temperature and hunted whales under the scorching sun. I knew his deep love, but I didn’t expect Alexander to Accept the relationship.

: Seeing that they like each other, I have a question. Does Alexander, who is only two and a half years old, really know what liking is?Is it possible that Otis forced Alexander?

: It shouldn’t be possible to force Otis to respond to Alexander’s requests, isn’t it clear to everyone?

: Don't doubt Otis's love for Little Bear. If Little Bear acts like a spoiled child, can Otis die?

: My aunt laughed while scrolling through the comments, and saw someone doubting Otis's feelings. I don't think you have been loved so deeply, have you?And neither did I, woo woo woo.

: Spring is coming, single girls here express their envy to Alexander, and Otis really dotes on him.

……

The po owner scrolled all the way down, but he didn't see any comments that slandered this raging relationship, except for a few that condemned Otis for being too impatient.

More voices of blessing and envy.

He can understand blessings, and he can also understand envy, but what's the matter with strongly urging the country to assign an Otis as a boyfriend?

There are also many people who think that Otis is handsome, strong and pampered, and don't care about the fact that he took down Alexander. After all, if another polar bear is with Alexander, they may not agree more.

This news was spread to the outside network platform, and the hurricane caused was comparable to the biggest blizzard in winter in the Arctic Circle.

The first is people who stand for 'brotherhood' and 'friendship'.

what?Two male polar bears open their relationship before their eyes?

"..."

The mood is very complicated, and people post more dynamics to express that their hearts have been a little shocked.

However, the transition from this foundation to love is still acceptable.

Respect for individual choices is the most basic quality.

People who stand in the "father-son relationship" are not only affected a little bit, but also more seriously, because this group of people is usually older and their ideas are more or less conservative.

It is unreasonable for father-son relationship to transition into love.

Their dynamics are all condemning the bastard Otis, and professing to kiss Alexander and love him forever.

Of course, there is still a group of people who firmly believe that there is love between the two polar bears from the very beginning, but it is hard for them to predict that Otis and Alexander will announce their love affair on the eve of this spring.

"!!!"

Can't express the excitement in my heart other than screaming.

In other words, there is a very special ranking list on the Internet called: The most desperate cp you have hit in those years.

Leaders of various countries even made the list directly.

But this is not a desperate cp, at least they have a lot of materials in the same frame to appreciate.

Some inanimate objects also made the list.

In fact, it’s okay, you can manually make them in the same space, and the sugar can still be knocked.

The most desperate cp, someone finally nominates those handsome and fierce guys in nature.

There are powerful and domineering types, such as polar bears in the snow, handsome and evil types, such as leopards on the grassland, and cold and charming types, such as snow wolves in barren mountains.

Knocking on these ferocious animals in the natural world is equivalent to sending yourself to a dead end with your own hands.

Even the vicissitudes of life cannot come true.

But unexpectedly, the fans who were silently knocking on CP were caught off guard by a pair of polar bears who came out of the closet.

They turned positive.

This pair of polar bears is a true CP, and the little Gong Otis is powerful and handsome. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is an animal version of a domineering president.

Otis has always been consistent with his cp bear, that is, pet.

It's hard not to get excited.

Xiaoshou Alexander is young and squeamish, as a little polar bear with super good looks, super white hair and super cute personality, his fans around the world are half as many as his boyfriend.

Many people directly stated that because they like Alexander, they like Odis who is obedient to Alexander by the way.

Now, this special love affair that took place in the Arctic Circle is suddenly made public. These people look at Otis like a mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law.

Odis, who is climbing the snow-capped mountains at the North Pole, will never know that he has gained tens of millions of mothers-in-law overnight.

There are no such strange things in his world.

While other polar bears were still looking for objects on the ground, Otis had already led the little bear to climb to the top of the mountain.

They have never eaten since they landed.

So Alexander, who was so hungry after not eating a meal, was hungry at the moment, so forget it, and still have to climb the snow mountain? !

He said that he has suffered fatigue that should not be endured at this age.

Originally, I would not come to climb the snow mountain until two and a half years later!

At this point, when Otis led Qiao Qixi to climb the snow-capped mountain, he already knew the meaning of climbing the snow-capped mountain.

He didn't want to go, and even lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.

At this time, Otis would stop and patiently watch over the brazen bear, occasionally nudging the bear or bowing his head to the bear's body.

With a silent, gentle urging.

He hoped that the Cubs would get up and continue walking, but it was not a strong request.

If the little bear continues to play tricks, he has nothing to do.

"Aww!" Hungry!

Qiao Qixi was wronged to death, he was hungry, but at the same time he had to climb the mountain, and at the same time worried that he would be fucked by Otis when he reached the top of the mountain.

Otis responded in a low voice, looking a little helpless, and then looked around.

They were already halfway up the mountain, and the surrounding area was deserted.

When spring comes, polar bears will stop eating, and the desire to reproduce will make them temporarily forget their hunger.

Only Joe Cub, who has no desire to breed, wants to eat all the time.

"Aww..." The little bear, who was afraid of going up to the top of the mountain, hugged Otis' thick forearm, hoping that they would not go up the mountain again, and go back, back to the ice, okay?

Otis, who was being coquettish, blinked his eyes full of emotion, and didn't agree, nor did he not agree.

Because he couldn't speak.

What's more, the desire in his heart to take the little bear to the top of the mountain was so strong that even if the little bear acted like a baby to him, he couldn't give an answer immediately.

Perhaps, Otis is experiencing brainstorming, desire makes him choose to move forward, but love makes him want to obey the wishes of the little bear.

The fierce seesaw, hidden in the bright eyes of this polar bear, formed two pinches of flickering small flames.

Qiao Qixi was watched so enthusiastically for about 2 full minutes. Later, he heard Odis's voice of compromise, which sounded halfway up the mountain.

Probably saying: let's go, let's go back and catch seals to eat.

Otis' actions were also consistent with the translated information. The other party turned around slowly, stepping on the way down the mountain with his huge feet.

After walking a few steps, I found that the little bear hadn't followed, so I turned around and greeted the little bear: What's the matter?Don't you want to eat seals?

Qiao Qixi lay on the snow in a daze, and succeeded in acting like a baby, but he was not very happy.

And suddenly, he felt his nose a little sour, and his eye sockets gradually became hot.

Otis was so kind to himself.

Woo woo woo.

Spring restlessness is an instinctive reaction of animals, why should it be restrained, who as an animal can restrain itself.

This is simply a strong bear, unreasonable, Qiao Qixi thought.

When Otis came to the breeding season, he wanted to go up the mountain because of instinct, and it was out of love that he agreed to go down the mountain.

Since even a polar bear talks about affection, why can't I?

and so……

Don't fucking go down the mountain, go down the ass mountain!

Qiao Xiaoxiong stood up all of a sudden, and yelled twice at Otis, "Let's go, let's go up the mountain!"

I saw that the little bear lying on the ground just now seemed to be dying at any time, now walking like flying, walking towards the mountain.

Otis squinted his eyes, as if he didn't understand the change, but he was obviously happy to accept Bear's invitation.

Without thinking too much, he immediately quickened his pace and followed.

The way up the mountain is a bit dangerous, Otis hopes that the little bear will slow down, and it is best to follow behind him, walking where he walked.

A few months ago, the little polar bear asked Otis to go up even the taller slope by himself.

Now that he has grown up, ordinary rugged mountain roads are no longer difficult for him. Even if it is really steep, he dare not turn his head to look down.

hateful.

Why do polar bears have the tradition of mating on the top of the mountain?

He can understand the combination of male and female, it is to prevent other males from robbing females.

But the two of them are male, who will come to snatch them!

Females don't do that.

Qiao Xiaoxiong thought about it while climbing, and occasionally looked up to see when the top of the mountain would arrive.

Very well, it will be soon, the dawn of victory is just around the corner.

Standing on a high mountain, the wind blows.

After working hard to reach the top of the mountain, the polar bears have not yet completed their preparations for mating. They still need to find a hidden location with a leeward wind.

Maybe the back of a rock face.

As the two polar bears were slowly searching, the photography team who got the news also began to arrange their positions.

They prayed that Otis would not hide the bear too closely, and give them a little chance to spy.

But Otis is clearly clever enough to choose a location that makes it difficult to peek from any one position.

Without alarming them.

The photography team can only capture a very distant view, which is really a helpless thing.

Otis, who experienced this for the first time, was so cautious that Qiao Qixi thought it was here several times, but Otis still seemed dissatisfied.

Still taking him to continue searching.

Until under a semi-enclosed rock wall, Otis turned here several times, scratching a place with his claws.

Finally identified here.

Little Xiong, who was obediently watching, was quite embarrassed. He didn't know what to do, so he had to put his legs together and squat dignifiedly.

Oh, it's a pleasure to go up the mountain, the crematorium on the top of the mountain.

It's just embarrassing.

Otis placed Qiao Qixi's keg in a safe place. It was his favorite toy, and he would be sad if it was broken.

In the lens of the photography team, the most clearly seen is the little yellow bucket.

But who wants to see the little yellow bucket?

What they want to see is the tryst of two polar bears!

This is such a precious research data ah.

It's a pity that Otis didn't let him see it, but he didn't let him see it.

The venue for the tryst has been set up, and the two polar bears who have not stopped walking since going up the mountain are already tired.

Otis couldn't sleep because of the impending mating opportunity, but the cub, unaffected by spring, slept soundly in his arms.

This most ferocious and gentle beast of the North chose to ignore the gushing storm gushing out of his body.

He just lay on the top of the snow mountain, waiting quietly.