original counterattack
Chapter 092 I Have a Beer Belly
"Oh." Bai Ye came back to his senses and wanted to look away from He Sen, but he couldn't control his eyes to look at He Sen.
He Sen put away the documents on the table, and looked at the person opposite, but seeing the person drooling at him, he couldn't help laughing: "Hurry up and wipe your drool."
Bai Ye was taken aback, and quickly wiped the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, and then there was a lot of saliva on the back of his hand: "Why do I drool so much?"
Even if you are hungry enough to see delicious food, you won’t be drooling like a child, and even when you talk, a pile of water comes out of your mouth, like turning on a faucet and you can’t turn it off .
Bai Ye hurriedly closed his mouth, but the water still remained from his mouth.
He Sen was slightly taken aback: "You..."
Bai Ye pursed his lips and said, "It came out of water by itself."
But after saying a few words, a pile of transparent water flowed out from Bai Ye's fingers.
He Sen: "..."
Bai Ye saw the water flowing all over his feet, he didn't dare to stay in the hall anymore, lest the furniture in the hall would be flooded, he got up and ran out quickly and said, "Is this the physical change you mentioned?"
Seeing him drooling while talking, He Sen didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It should be, and in the future it may not only be drooling, but also things that we can't predict."
If he guessed correctly, it should be the water god.
Bai Ye wanted to cry but had no tears: "Then what should I do? Do I have to keep drooling in the future?"
"No." He Sen walked up to him: "Try and see if you can control it."
Bai Ye asked: "How to control it?"
He Sen murmured: "Try to swallow your saliva."
Bai Ye swallowed his saliva, and the water stopped, but before he had time to be happy, another puddle of saliva flowed out of his mouth again, he said speechlessly: "I can't control him, when will the poison on my body disappear?"
"It may take nine to ten months or longer to disappear, and I can't say anything more specific." The main reason is that He Sen doesn't know when the water god wants to come out. After the water god comes out, There are Fengshen, Thor, and Dianmu behind, and it may last for a long time.
"Nine to ten months?" Bai Ye felt like dying: "Then can I still eat properly?"
As the words fell, the water stopped instantly.
Bai Ye quickly touched his mouth, and said happily: "I don't drool anymore, I don't drool anymore, damn it, what kind of poison did I have? I didn't want to pursue it at first, but now that something like this happened, I want to ask, Dumpling Who made it? It is harmful to brew two kinds of dishes that are incompatible with each other. If fired, this cook must be fired."
"Already fired." He Sen smiled and took his hand and walked to the restaurant: "You didn't sleep well last night, after you're full, hurry up and catch up on sleep."
white night:"……"
I don't even think about who caused him not to sleep well all night?
After eating, Bai Ye felt sleepy, yawned, and went back to the room to sleep. As soon as he lay down on the bed, he fell asleep in seconds and had a dream.In the dream, there was a vast expanse of whiteness, no one could be seen, but all kinds of disgusting words could be heard.
"Although he has the blood of an immortal, it is not pure. He is not worthy to stay in the immortal world."
"He is a scourge, staying in the fairy world will be a big trouble."
"He is bleeding with strange blood, so he must have a different heart, so we can't keep it. It's better to get rid of it as soon as possible to prevent future troubles."
"Send him away, it's also a good thing for him."
Bai Ye was disturbed by the voices in the dream all afternoon, so that he couldn't sleep peacefully, as if those voices were arguing endlessly in his ears, the voices were so loud that his head hurt, his body felt as if he was being pressed by a big truck, and his chest felt extremely tight. He was almost out of breath, until he heard someone calling him, the voices didn't disappear.
"Bai Ye, Bai Ye, wake up, Bai Ye..."
The voice calling him became more and more clear, Bai Ye suddenly opened his eyes, and saw the four elders of the He family looking at him lovingly: "..."
Mother He wiped the sweat from his forehead, and asked concerned: "Bai Ye, did you have a nightmare?"
"Hmm." Bai Ye licked his somewhat dry lips.
Mrs. He knew at a glance that he wanted to drink water, so she hurriedly said, "Pour a glass of water here."
"I'll pour water." Father He quickly poured a glass of water and handed it to Bai Ye.
"Didn't you see that he is still lying down? How do you drink from the cup while lying down?" Mrs. He took the cup, then took out a spoon from the storage ring and fed it to Bai Ye: "Bai Ye, drink water."
"..." Bai Ye drank his saliva.
Mr. He looked at Bai Ye's pale face, and said distressedly: "What kind of nightmare did you have just now, look, you are so scared that your face is pale."
Bai Ye lazily said: "I don't remember."
He only remembered that in his dream, someone kept saying things that disliked him. The voices were male and female, old and young, but he just couldn't see who the other party was.
"I'll draw a spell for you to get rid of nightmares and put it under your pillow now, so you won't have nightmares in the future."
Before Bai Ye could answer, his stomach rumbled.
Mother He hurriedly got up and asked: "Bai Ye, are you hungry? That's right, it's almost seven o'clock now, you should be hungry after sleeping all afternoon, Ah Han, hurry up and ask the servants to serve food, don't starve child."
Father He quickly ran out of the window: "Hurry up and bring in all the dishes."
Then, a large group of servants quickly walked into the room through the French windows, each holding a dish in their hands, there were as many as twenty dishes in total, three of which were stews, and the rest were rich meat dishes.
white night:"……"
Mr. He walked to the bedside: "I'll help you up to eat."
Bai Ye sat up directly, leaned against the head of the bed and asked, "Are you having convulsions? Otherwise, why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden?"
Everyone: "..."
Bai Ye thought about it and said again: "Could it be that I have been poisoned and cannot be cured, and that you are so kind to me because you feel ashamed?"
"Bah, bah, bah—" Mr. He bawled a few times: "Don't curse yourself."
Mrs. He rubbed Bai Ye's head: "The poison you are poisoned won't kill anyone, so stop thinking about it."
Mother He heard that Bai Ye's stomach was rumbling non-stop, worried that the child in her belly would be starved, so she said, "Eat first, let's talk when we are full."
Bai Ye couldn't bear their kindness to him, so he quickly got up, put on his slippers and walked to the door: "I want to go out to eat."
"Don't go too fast, be careful... hiss..." Before Mr. He finished speaking, Mrs. He twisted his arm forcefully, and he immediately changed his words: "Be careful of falling."
Bai Ye turned a deaf ear, walked quickly to the hall and saw He Jun staring at the TV in a daze with a shocked expression on his face. He looked at the TV, and there was an advertisement promoting love on it: "Why are you in a daze?"
As if He Jun didn't hear what he said, he still stared at the TV with wide eyes.
Bai Ye didn't bother him anymore, walked to the dining table and sat down, and the servants put the dishes on the table.
Mother He smiled kindly: "Xiao Ye, what dish do you want to eat? Do you want soup first?"
Father He tried his best to use a gentle voice and said: "Drink the soup first, it is more nutritious and can nourish your body."
Mr. He disagreed with his son's words: "One bowl of soup is enough to fill one's stomach. How can one eat meat? Eat the meat first, then drink the soup after eating the meat."
Mrs. He chased them away: "Go and watch a movie with Xiaojun, let Xiaoye eat by himself, he can eat whatever he wants."
Seeing that Bai Ye was watching them not moving their chopsticks, He's mother could only put down her chopsticks: "Xiao Ye, eat slowly."
The four elders sat next to He Jun, chatting in low voices while peeking at Bai Ye.
Bai Ye always felt that their attitude was wrong, very, very wrong. Although he was poisoned, he was not disabled and would not die, but Old Prince He's attitude towards him had undergone a 360-degree change. He was afraid that he would be hungry, but also afraid that he would die. He fell, there was a problem, there must be a problem.
However, I didn't expect to get words out of them, so I could only start with He Jun, but in the next few days, the four elders of the He family surrounded him, and there was no chance to chat with He Jun alone. The phone is also inconvenient for routines, mainly because the two of them can't tell from the other's expression whether what he said is true or false unless they stand face to face.
After a week like this, Bai Ye was almost suffocated. He pulled up his pajamas and let He Sen look at his stomach: "Look, look, this is the consequence of not exercising. I have a beer belly, a belly Forget it, if I stay at home and don't go out, I will definitely go crazy, if you don't let me go out again, I will show you crazy."
Recently, he either sleeps or eats, or plays games. He wants to chat with someone, but he doesn't know what to talk to the servants and the four elders. The wind bag, thunder hammer, and Qianyuan mirror were all asleep, and the other magic tools were not very powerful, so try not to talk if you can, let alone talk to them, just like this made Bai Ye stupid.
He Sen looked at Bai Ye's stomach, it was indeed a small circle, but it was not because of the growth of the water god, but because the spirits of Feng Bo, Lei Gong and Dian Mu entered Bai Ye's stomach: "Come here, I will replace you Take your pulse to see the situation, and if your physical condition is stable, I will let you go to class."
"Look quickly." Bai Ye quickly sat beside him, and stretched out his hand to him.
He Sen checked his body and saw that the vital signs of the four little lives in Bai Ye's stomach were all very healthy, and they were cuddling together, so he put down his hands: "You can go to school tomorrow, but there are two things you must do. Do strenuous exercise, and let Xiaojun follow you at all times, including going to the bathroom."
Bai Ye nodded again and again: "No problem." Now let him kneel down and kowtow, he won't fart.
"Go back to school and review your homework carefully, and try to pass the final exam next week."
Bai Ye was taken aback: "It's only the end of November, so the final exam is so soon?"
"I heard from Xiao Jun that this semester will have an early holiday." In fact, He Sen asked the school to have an early holiday, so as not to cause trouble with Bai Ye's restless temper: "Now I will ask Xiao Jun to pick you up for class."
When He Jun came to He Sen Yard and saw Bai Ye, his first reaction was to look at Bai Ye's stomach.
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He Sen put away the documents on the table, and looked at the person opposite, but seeing the person drooling at him, he couldn't help laughing: "Hurry up and wipe your drool."
Bai Ye was taken aback, and quickly wiped the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, and then there was a lot of saliva on the back of his hand: "Why do I drool so much?"
Even if you are hungry enough to see delicious food, you won’t be drooling like a child, and even when you talk, a pile of water comes out of your mouth, like turning on a faucet and you can’t turn it off .
Bai Ye hurriedly closed his mouth, but the water still remained from his mouth.
He Sen was slightly taken aback: "You..."
Bai Ye pursed his lips and said, "It came out of water by itself."
But after saying a few words, a pile of transparent water flowed out from Bai Ye's fingers.
He Sen: "..."
Bai Ye saw the water flowing all over his feet, he didn't dare to stay in the hall anymore, lest the furniture in the hall would be flooded, he got up and ran out quickly and said, "Is this the physical change you mentioned?"
Seeing him drooling while talking, He Sen didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It should be, and in the future it may not only be drooling, but also things that we can't predict."
If he guessed correctly, it should be the water god.
Bai Ye wanted to cry but had no tears: "Then what should I do? Do I have to keep drooling in the future?"
"No." He Sen walked up to him: "Try and see if you can control it."
Bai Ye asked: "How to control it?"
He Sen murmured: "Try to swallow your saliva."
Bai Ye swallowed his saliva, and the water stopped, but before he had time to be happy, another puddle of saliva flowed out of his mouth again, he said speechlessly: "I can't control him, when will the poison on my body disappear?"
"It may take nine to ten months or longer to disappear, and I can't say anything more specific." The main reason is that He Sen doesn't know when the water god wants to come out. After the water god comes out, There are Fengshen, Thor, and Dianmu behind, and it may last for a long time.
"Nine to ten months?" Bai Ye felt like dying: "Then can I still eat properly?"
As the words fell, the water stopped instantly.
Bai Ye quickly touched his mouth, and said happily: "I don't drool anymore, I don't drool anymore, damn it, what kind of poison did I have? I didn't want to pursue it at first, but now that something like this happened, I want to ask, Dumpling Who made it? It is harmful to brew two kinds of dishes that are incompatible with each other. If fired, this cook must be fired."
"Already fired." He Sen smiled and took his hand and walked to the restaurant: "You didn't sleep well last night, after you're full, hurry up and catch up on sleep."
white night:"……"
I don't even think about who caused him not to sleep well all night?
After eating, Bai Ye felt sleepy, yawned, and went back to the room to sleep. As soon as he lay down on the bed, he fell asleep in seconds and had a dream.In the dream, there was a vast expanse of whiteness, no one could be seen, but all kinds of disgusting words could be heard.
"Although he has the blood of an immortal, it is not pure. He is not worthy to stay in the immortal world."
"He is a scourge, staying in the fairy world will be a big trouble."
"He is bleeding with strange blood, so he must have a different heart, so we can't keep it. It's better to get rid of it as soon as possible to prevent future troubles."
"Send him away, it's also a good thing for him."
Bai Ye was disturbed by the voices in the dream all afternoon, so that he couldn't sleep peacefully, as if those voices were arguing endlessly in his ears, the voices were so loud that his head hurt, his body felt as if he was being pressed by a big truck, and his chest felt extremely tight. He was almost out of breath, until he heard someone calling him, the voices didn't disappear.
"Bai Ye, Bai Ye, wake up, Bai Ye..."
The voice calling him became more and more clear, Bai Ye suddenly opened his eyes, and saw the four elders of the He family looking at him lovingly: "..."
Mother He wiped the sweat from his forehead, and asked concerned: "Bai Ye, did you have a nightmare?"
"Hmm." Bai Ye licked his somewhat dry lips.
Mrs. He knew at a glance that he wanted to drink water, so she hurriedly said, "Pour a glass of water here."
"I'll pour water." Father He quickly poured a glass of water and handed it to Bai Ye.
"Didn't you see that he is still lying down? How do you drink from the cup while lying down?" Mrs. He took the cup, then took out a spoon from the storage ring and fed it to Bai Ye: "Bai Ye, drink water."
"..." Bai Ye drank his saliva.
Mr. He looked at Bai Ye's pale face, and said distressedly: "What kind of nightmare did you have just now, look, you are so scared that your face is pale."
Bai Ye lazily said: "I don't remember."
He only remembered that in his dream, someone kept saying things that disliked him. The voices were male and female, old and young, but he just couldn't see who the other party was.
"I'll draw a spell for you to get rid of nightmares and put it under your pillow now, so you won't have nightmares in the future."
Before Bai Ye could answer, his stomach rumbled.
Mother He hurriedly got up and asked: "Bai Ye, are you hungry? That's right, it's almost seven o'clock now, you should be hungry after sleeping all afternoon, Ah Han, hurry up and ask the servants to serve food, don't starve child."
Father He quickly ran out of the window: "Hurry up and bring in all the dishes."
Then, a large group of servants quickly walked into the room through the French windows, each holding a dish in their hands, there were as many as twenty dishes in total, three of which were stews, and the rest were rich meat dishes.
white night:"……"
Mr. He walked to the bedside: "I'll help you up to eat."
Bai Ye sat up directly, leaned against the head of the bed and asked, "Are you having convulsions? Otherwise, why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden?"
Everyone: "..."
Bai Ye thought about it and said again: "Could it be that I have been poisoned and cannot be cured, and that you are so kind to me because you feel ashamed?"
"Bah, bah, bah—" Mr. He bawled a few times: "Don't curse yourself."
Mrs. He rubbed Bai Ye's head: "The poison you are poisoned won't kill anyone, so stop thinking about it."
Mother He heard that Bai Ye's stomach was rumbling non-stop, worried that the child in her belly would be starved, so she said, "Eat first, let's talk when we are full."
Bai Ye couldn't bear their kindness to him, so he quickly got up, put on his slippers and walked to the door: "I want to go out to eat."
"Don't go too fast, be careful... hiss..." Before Mr. He finished speaking, Mrs. He twisted his arm forcefully, and he immediately changed his words: "Be careful of falling."
Bai Ye turned a deaf ear, walked quickly to the hall and saw He Jun staring at the TV in a daze with a shocked expression on his face. He looked at the TV, and there was an advertisement promoting love on it: "Why are you in a daze?"
As if He Jun didn't hear what he said, he still stared at the TV with wide eyes.
Bai Ye didn't bother him anymore, walked to the dining table and sat down, and the servants put the dishes on the table.
Mother He smiled kindly: "Xiao Ye, what dish do you want to eat? Do you want soup first?"
Father He tried his best to use a gentle voice and said: "Drink the soup first, it is more nutritious and can nourish your body."
Mr. He disagreed with his son's words: "One bowl of soup is enough to fill one's stomach. How can one eat meat? Eat the meat first, then drink the soup after eating the meat."
Mrs. He chased them away: "Go and watch a movie with Xiaojun, let Xiaoye eat by himself, he can eat whatever he wants."
Seeing that Bai Ye was watching them not moving their chopsticks, He's mother could only put down her chopsticks: "Xiao Ye, eat slowly."
The four elders sat next to He Jun, chatting in low voices while peeking at Bai Ye.
Bai Ye always felt that their attitude was wrong, very, very wrong. Although he was poisoned, he was not disabled and would not die, but Old Prince He's attitude towards him had undergone a 360-degree change. He was afraid that he would be hungry, but also afraid that he would die. He fell, there was a problem, there must be a problem.
However, I didn't expect to get words out of them, so I could only start with He Jun, but in the next few days, the four elders of the He family surrounded him, and there was no chance to chat with He Jun alone. The phone is also inconvenient for routines, mainly because the two of them can't tell from the other's expression whether what he said is true or false unless they stand face to face.
After a week like this, Bai Ye was almost suffocated. He pulled up his pajamas and let He Sen look at his stomach: "Look, look, this is the consequence of not exercising. I have a beer belly, a belly Forget it, if I stay at home and don't go out, I will definitely go crazy, if you don't let me go out again, I will show you crazy."
Recently, he either sleeps or eats, or plays games. He wants to chat with someone, but he doesn't know what to talk to the servants and the four elders. The wind bag, thunder hammer, and Qianyuan mirror were all asleep, and the other magic tools were not very powerful, so try not to talk if you can, let alone talk to them, just like this made Bai Ye stupid.
He Sen looked at Bai Ye's stomach, it was indeed a small circle, but it was not because of the growth of the water god, but because the spirits of Feng Bo, Lei Gong and Dian Mu entered Bai Ye's stomach: "Come here, I will replace you Take your pulse to see the situation, and if your physical condition is stable, I will let you go to class."
"Look quickly." Bai Ye quickly sat beside him, and stretched out his hand to him.
He Sen checked his body and saw that the vital signs of the four little lives in Bai Ye's stomach were all very healthy, and they were cuddling together, so he put down his hands: "You can go to school tomorrow, but there are two things you must do. Do strenuous exercise, and let Xiaojun follow you at all times, including going to the bathroom."
Bai Ye nodded again and again: "No problem." Now let him kneel down and kowtow, he won't fart.
"Go back to school and review your homework carefully, and try to pass the final exam next week."
Bai Ye was taken aback: "It's only the end of November, so the final exam is so soon?"
"I heard from Xiao Jun that this semester will have an early holiday." In fact, He Sen asked the school to have an early holiday, so as not to cause trouble with Bai Ye's restless temper: "Now I will ask Xiao Jun to pick you up for class."
When He Jun came to He Sen Yard and saw Bai Ye, his first reaction was to look at Bai Ye's stomach.
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