Your cat may be retarded

Tang Yi woke up from the cold in the morning, and he lay on the carpet and slept all night.During sleep, the body functions only to maintain survival, the body temperature dropped sharply, and the bare feet were cold. The only heat source for heating was the kitten Tang Fugui in his arms.

Getting up in a daze, put the kitten back into the box, covered it with a small blanket, Tang Yi returned to the bed, and covered himself with a quilt.When the two sides are rolled, the quilt wraps the whole person up.

Less than 10 minutes after the pillow was on, the alarm went off.

Tang Yi yawned and propped up his upper body, turned off the alarm on his mobile phone, and stared blankly beside the bed for a while.

The blank brain slowly came to life, forming consciousness little by little, and dominated the body to go to the bathroom. On the way, Tang Yi pressed the button for boiling water.

Wash your face and brush your teeth, then come out and change your clothes, and the water is ready.

Mechanically poured the soaked goat milk powder into a small porcelain bowl, scooped out a small bowl of cat food, soaked half in the milk, and let Tang Fugui chew the other half.

Everything was ready. Tang Yi stood at the door and slowly changed his shoes. The cat's temporary shelter made of cardboard boxes was very close to the door, and he could clearly see the small figure stuck in the old clothes with a slight tilt of his head.

In a ball, covered under a thin blanket, pitiful.

Parkour at night makes people unable to sleep, and during the day I sleep so dimly that I don’t know what day and night it is, and I can’t wake up after pushing twice.

Tang Yi was dizzy and didn't sleep well all night, but the culprit was not affected at all.

But what can he do?

Tang Fugui doesn't have to go to work, it's just a kitten.

The cool breeze in the morning blows by, refreshing and pleasant, there is a layer of clouds in the sky, and occasionally a light blue sky can be glimpsed through the gap.

The rain that fell last night was the final ending to the wanton catharsis during this period. The weather forecast said that the next few days will be sunny.

There are few pedestrians rushing to work on the road on Sunday. The old people who go out to work out and buy groceries are in groups, carrying soy milk and fried sticks, or holding wooden swords tied with colored silk.People come and go in an orderly manner, and the whole city is lively and stable.

The library is closed on Mondays, so the staff have an unusual rest period, which is a rotation system, with Mondays and any other day of the week closed.

Yesterday, Saturday, Tang Yi took a day off and took the kitten to the pet hospital. He has to go back to work today.

I bought breakfast at a nearby steamed stuffed bun shop. Two round and plump stuffed steamed stuffed buns, together with a cup of freshly ground thick soy milk, pulled Tang Yi out of his sleepiness and managed to pull himself together.

Libraries have a distinct smell, of paper, ink, and unopened plastic wrap.There is also the smell of diluted disinfectant sprayed on every corner early in the morning before everyone arrives.

The smell of disinfectant seems to be different from that of the pet hospital.Tang Yi thinks that the pet hospital seems to be lighter, maybe it is to take care of small animals with a keen sense of smell.

There are a lot of children in the library on Sundays. Fortunately, the area Tang Yi is in charge of is full of children who like natural science. Most of them find a corner to huddle and quietly flip through the books.

Tang Yi's daily work is to organize the bookshelves in the area he is in charge of, and put those books that have been taken out and placed randomly back where they should be.There are no new books in this period of time, so I am not busy yet.

After lunch at noon, he took a short nap, then continued to work in the afternoon, and when it was time to get off work, Tang Yi heaved a sigh of relief, and managed to avoid dozing off during working hours.

He was not in good spirits all day, and several elder sisters who worked together came to greet him in turn, worrying whether he was sick.Tang Yi quickly explained that he didn't sleep well, and persuaded the enthusiastic elder sisters to go back.

Although the library routinely leaves work at [-] o'clock, Tang Yi can't leave immediately, clear the crowd in the library, and return the books that have been put down in a hurry one by one. Only by doing all these can the day's work be considered as a proper end .

The kitten at home doesn't know what's wrong.

Yuwei said that if you have a kitten, you must be prepared to be a shit shoveler, and you must clean it up in time.People have to flush the toilet in time after going to the toilet. Kittens stay at home for a whole day, no matter how irritating the smell is.

Both pets and people need a clean and good environment.

Tang Yi is full of confidence, he is ready for this!

Inserting the key and twisting the door, Tang Yi immediately searched for Tang Fugui, and found him on the bottom shelf of the shoe rack.

It seems to have just woken up. This is the law of nature. The kitten is still growing and sleeps most of the time.

Most of the goat milk powder in the porcelain bowl was drunk, and the cat food was also licked and eaten, leaving a few dry chews.

Seeing someone coming back, Tang Fugui looked over, squinted his eyes and stretched, and his four paws blossomed.Its pads are mostly pink with a few black patches

, the same color as its fur.

Tang Yi knelt down and rubbed the cat's head. The first thing he did next was to walk towards the litter box with a shovel.

The tofu cat litter in the middle rubbed against each other, making a slight rustling sound, and the plastic litter box around it rubbed against each other, making the sound louder.

Tang Yi used a small shovel to search inch by inch, and turned over the cat litter three times before making sure that there was really nothing in the litter box.

He seemed to understand the feeling that the archaeologists had been digging for a long time and found nothing.

Tang Yi looked back, Tang Fugui was lying on his back and was biting his shoelaces, his ears turned back, suddenly his limbs flapped twice in the air, turned over, and changed another shoe.

Turn on the phone and ask about the encyclopedia of breeding.

Candy: I'm back from get off work.

Yuwei: Congratulations.

One candy: There is nothing in the litter box.

Yuwei: Huh?Did you pour cat litter into it?

One candy: down.I mean, nothing but cat litter.

Tang Yi thought for a while, and then dug out the former owner's complaint from the corner of his memory: What if it doesn't know how to use cat litter?

Ye Yuwei quickly searched: Can't use cat litter?Then, the master will show it a demonstration?

When Luo Shu appeared in the cat's body, he opened his eyes and saw Tang Yi kneeling by the litter box, looking at him, and scratching in the litter box.

Luo Shu: "..."

Seeing that the kitten's attention was finally on him, Tang Yi's eyes sparkled: "That's it, did you see it?"

He started teaching cat litter use after dinner, and the only student present did not cooperate.Tang Fugui kept looking around, clawing at one side and biting at the other.

All in all, everything it sees is more attractive than Tang Yi.

It was dark, and there was still no sign of learning, not even looking at him.Tang Yi patiently demonstrated again and again, and finally waited until those eyes focused on himself, and there was a sense of relief on his face that he could see the moon when the clouds opened.

Luo Shu sat where he was, staring deeply at Tang Yi's face.

In the last moment, he had just returned to his residence after get off work, changed his shoes, sat on the sofa and closed his eyes, thinking about why such absurd dream appeared.

If it is said that he thinks day by day and dreams at night, and he keeps thinking about offending Tang Yi during the day, and he turns into that cat in his dream, it seems to make sense.

But when he opened his eyes and saw Tang Yi again, there was only one sentence left in his mind: There is a reason for this.

Tang Yisi thought about it, and suddenly realized that the kitten may not understand human behavior, and it may only understand it if it scratches it with its own hands.

"Don't be afraid, I didn't mean to hurt you." Tang Yi comforted in a low voice, picked up the cat, and prepared to put it in the litter box.

Sensing Tang Yi's intentions, Luo Shu began to struggle.

He definitely won't use his hands... No!The one who touches the cat litter with his paw!

Tang Yi could hardly catch the kitten, it was struggling hard, its small and thin body had a lot of strength.

In the end, Luo Shu broke free, and Tang Yi's teaching of the correct use of cat litter failed completely.

Now his kittens are as far away from the litter box as if it were hell.

He is autistic, and so is the cat.

Luo Shu has not yet figured out why he fell on a cat, but he knows very well that he is not a cat, his rationality can overcome instinct, and he is not affected by any cat's habits.

There was a slight reaction in the abdomen, and Luo Shu's face wrinkled slightly.It is not obvious under the thick cat fur, but the tightness of the body that follows cannot be concealed.

Why is it this time...

The litter box is hell for him, but excretion is a physiological need that God can't stop.

Focusing on the place of reincarnation of the five grains, Luo Shu immediately ran in that direction.

Tang Yi hurriedly got up and followed. When he saw the kitten entered the toilet, he raised his front paw and tried to close the door.If the lock cannot be locked, this behavior is meaningless, so the kitten quickly gave up, jumped on the toilet, and stood on the toilet in an awkward posture.

The innocent eyes of the person who came in stared at him without blinking. No matter how pure his eyes were, Luo Shu retained the shame he should have as a human being, and couldn't help asking him to go out, avoiding it: "Meow."

Tang Yi touched his eyes, as if he understood the meaning.

The eyes are full of encouragement: "Come on, come on, come on."

Luo Shu: "..."

After a long stalemate, Tang Yi still couldn't understand his meaning correctly, but his little brain finally realized that this kind of thing is not suitable for onlookers, so he turned and walked out.

After Luo Shu flushed out, he heard Tang Yi talking to a woman: "It went to the bathroom."

"Great, then you don't have to worry too much, go to bed early, it's time for bed."

"Well, you should go to bed early too, good night."

"Good night."

girlfriend?Luo Shu thought.

Tang Yi hung up the voice, looked back at the kitten standing at the door of the bathroom, walked over, and hugged it before it ran away.

"You really don't seem very smart." Tang Yi poked the tip of the kitten's ear, "Shouldn't the kitten use cat litter? I've taught you for so long and you can't learn it."

Luo Shu retorted loudly: "Meow meow!" Only a smart kitty can learn to use the toilet!

Damn, he's no kitty!

Sleepiness swept over, Tang Yi yawned, let Luo Shu free, brushed his teeth and went to bed.

That night, Luo Shu nestled on the window sill, and the cat shut himself up.

The peaceful and dreamless night always fades away quickly. Once you close your eyes, you open them again and the sky will dawn.

The alarm bell rang throughout the space, Tang Yi closed his eyes and raised his hand to scratch off the alarm bell, and sat up.He hasn't woken up yet, his closed eyelids are as heavy as a heavy stone, and he will be able to fall asleep again in the next moment.

After struggling with the idea of ​​"can't sleep, he has to go to work" for a while, Tang Yi realized that today is Monday, a rest day.

The phone rang a few times before he answered the phone with drowsy slowness.

"Hello, who is it?"

"... Can you hear me? I'm Dr. Luo from Ai Junbao Pet Hospital." Luo Shu adjusted his breathing, "How is your cat... now?"

It was like that again, the moment the alarm clock rang, Luo Shu opened his eyes and went back to his room.

For the second time, he couldn't go on deceiving himself that it was just a dream.

He had to contact Tang Yi. Driven by such a strong will, he made the call.

Half of Tang Yi's eyelid barely opened a crack, Tang Fugui was sleeping soundly on the window sill, and murmured: "It's sleeping."

Countless words were stuck in Luo Shu's throat, and he didn't know which sentence to say first.

In the end, he just said: "It's a bit constipated, the owner remembers to pay attention and add more water. I'm sorry for what I said that day. If you are free...you can take it to the hospital for a physical examination when you are free. Don't bother, goodbye."

"Um, um, goodbye." Tang Yi was so sleepy that he couldn't hold the phone, and when he hung up the phone on the other end, his hand slipped from his ear, and he lay back down.

After a while, Tang Yi opened his eyes.

Wait a minute, who just called?

He seemed to say that he was Dr. Luo from the pet hospital.Those beautiful eyes appeared in Tang Yi's mind.

Then how did he know that Fugui was constipated? Didn't he just glance at it that day?

Tang Yi suddenly opened his eyes and sat up: Mom, I met a miracle doctor!

The author says:

The content related to veterinary medicine in this article is not rigorous, please do not take it seriously.

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Your cat may be retarded