Your cat may be retarded

In the evening, when Luo Shu got off work, he didn't waste a moment. He quickly returned home, took a shower, changed into pajamas, and lay down on the bed.It was cold at night, and he had to cover himself with a quilt.

Set up the lazy table brought back from get off work, then put the laptop on the small table, lie on the bed and continue to read the article that I haven't finished after four nights.In this way, there will be more guarantees. Even if he loses consciousness halfway, at least his body can be guaranteed not to catch a cold.

He turns into a cat every night, such a strange event did happen, and the reason is unknown.

Luo Shu is not too afraid of this, but more dissatisfied with the disrupted pace of life.

As an atheist, Luo Shu doesn't know whether to look for Buddha or God at the moment. He only knows that pragmatism is paramount, and if praying to God is useful, he is willing to become a devout believer in the future.

Of course, if the Jade Emperor is willing to help, he swears that he will only believe in local gods in the future, and he will not listen to any scriptures recited by foreign monks.

That night Luo Shu reappeared at Tang Yi's house unsurprisingly. Looking at the time, it was 09:30 and Tang Yi hadn't slept yet.

He sat at the table with his computer in his arms, and it was rare that he didn't circle around the kitten.

Not only did he not follow the kitten, but he also carefully watched the kitten playing alone, poking his head to observe the "enemy situation".

Sneaky, as if preparing to carry out some ulterior secrets.

Seeing the kitten playing with the shoelaces by itself, Tang Yi put down the computer, opened the screen, and swiped twice on the touchpad. After two steps of operation, he looked at the kitten nervously. .

Luo Shu patted the shoelaces in front of him, pretending not to notice his abnormality.

Tang Yi put on the earphones and seemed to click on a video, then stopped operating with both hands and stared at the screen intently.From Luo Shu's perspective, he couldn't see anything. The kitten was too short. He just guessed that maybe Tang Yi was looking at something that everyone understood.

As both men, under the darkness of night, it is completely understandable for Luo Shu to be a little interested.

But he didn't expect that this person would even be on guard against kittens.

He wanted to see if there was anything even a kitten could not see.

There is absolutely no need for Luo Shu to tiptoe around. The special advantage of being a kitten is that he can approach silently—and judging by Tang Yi's dedication, even if he is sparked with lightning all the way, Tang Yi can't distract himself from watching He glanced at it.

In fact, he had no interest in what that video was, but Tang Yi watched it so intently that he completely ignored him.

Luo Shu jumped onto Tang Yi's stool, but failed to attract attention. He simply jumped onto the table from in front of Tang Yi, once again showing the agility of cats.

There was no mosaic on the computer screen, but there was a litter of milk cats, the kind that would die from the amount of milk.

It is the documentary "Cute Pet Growth Story".

Luo Shu stared at the screen without blinking his eyes, which was so unexpected—Tang Yi actually looked at other kittens behind his back.

Tang Yi was so frightened that he dropped his earphones, he raised his hands to cover the screen in a panic, but the screen couldn't be covered by two hands at all.

In a panic, Tang Yi stretched out his hand to cover Luo Shu's eyes, but the kitten was too small, so he covered the entire cat's head with a slap.

Luo Shu: "..."

The computer screen was already closed. Tang Yi sat on the chair and bowed his head to apologize to Luo Shu who was squatting on the table: "I was wrong, I shouldn't be watching this kind of thing secretly. The little cat actually knows everything, I like this Do it, it must make you sad."

"It was Yuwei who recommended it to me. I couldn't resist the temptation for a while." Tang Yi showed shame.

Who is Yuwei?Was that woman that day?

Luo Shu did not soften his heart. He stared at Tang Yi seriously. Although he could not speak now, he wanted to condemn him with his eyes.

Tang Yi raised his head carefully, and was in an equal and face-to-face position with the kitten. He could count how many whiskers there were.You can also see clearly, those slightly cross-eyed eyes.

"Pfft." Tang Yi tried his best to remain serious. He could only hide his smile by making a bitter and bitter expression, so Maomao couldn't see it.

In Ye Yuwei's words, that is: eyes full of wisdom.

If Luo Shu couldn't see it, there was a ghost. He opened his mouth and meowed, but Tang Yi quickly covered his mouth with his hands.

He dodged his eyes, and held the kitten in his arms in a self-deceiving way: "A kitten can't swear."

Luo Shu opened his mouth and bit his finger, gently, not daring to bite it.After being bitten, Tang Yi did not let go, and Luo Shu gave up and licked the place where he had just been bitten.

Tang Yi suddenly lifted him up: "Did you lick me just now?"

Luo Shu looked solemn.

Yes, he may be crazy.

Tang Yi smiled as if in a dream, picked up his phone and called Ye Yuwei: "Fugui licked me just now!"

Ye Yuwei was amused when he heard how excited he was: "Cats and dogs can lick people. The kitten licks itself every day, maybe it's because it's familiar with you, and it will clean it for you."

Tang Yi questioned: "Does the kitten lick itself every day?"

"Smart and clean kittens will lick themselves, which is equivalent to bathing themselves." Ye Yuwei is very and completely sure.

"But, I don't seem to have seen Fu Gui licking his fur." ​​Tang Yi said, his eyes fell on the kitten in his arms.

I didn't think of it before, but now that I mention it, the soft fur looks like it's a little careless.

He hasn't learned how to use cat litter yet. Tang Yi came back from get off work today and saw the poop on the ground again, but this is a trivial matter, just clean it up. He has enough patience until he teaches it.

But now that Fugui can't even lick hair, what should I do? Do I need him to teach me?Tang Yi looked at his arm, there was hair, but only a little.

Ye Yuwei said: "Let's see... some kittens leave their mother too early, and they haven't learned some skills. That's what happens."

Luo Shu heard their conversation clearly, but, licking hair?

Kittens only lick their fur, do you lick it?Anyway, Luo Shu doesn't lick.

Tang Yi hung up the phone and stroked the kitten's head thoughtfully.Luo Shu stretched his neck up, which was quite comfortable. Even if he is not a cat, this does not prevent him from experiencing the feeling of a cat.

"Although what Dr. Luo said is not very pleasant, it seems to be the truth." Tang Yi whispered.

Hearing the title of himself coming out of his mouth, Luo Shu looked up at him. He regretted it now, regretted blurting out that sentence.Turning into this cat may be his retribution on impulse.

The corner of Tang Yi's mouth curled up, and he held him in his arms: "But it doesn't matter, whether you are smart or not, I like you very much."

Luo Shu: "..."

This is definitely a foul!

He was a little annoyed unconsciously, and felt dry, restless in that embrace.Trying to break free from the hands that circled him, he struggled twice and then quickly gave up, and it took him a while to calm down.

Perhaps, not retribution?

Luo Shu has already begun to get used to it. The situation that appears in a cat's body every night cannot be changed, so he accepts it.

When Tang Yi was watching the documentary, he also lay beside him and watched it.

Tang Yi no longer looks at other kittens. He looks at the animal world and even skips the appearance of a lion.

Luo Shu accepted this preference straightforwardly, and Tang Fugui was a unique kitty.

Tang Yi turned off the lights and went to sleep, and Luo Shu would go back to sleep on the sofa.He treated himself as a guest who came to live here, not only could he sleep well, but he also adjusted well.

After a week like this, and it was a holiday on Monday, Tang Yi took the cat bag to vaccinate Fugui as agreed.

Walking to the road where the pet hospital is located, I saw Xiao Gao leading a white-haired Samoyed from a distance, as if he had just returned from walking the dog outside.

"Master Fugui, you are here!" She also saw Tang Yi and waved to him excitedly, "Bring Fugui to get vaccinated today?"

"Yeah." Tang Yi nodded, "Is this your sick number too? It's so cute. What's wrong with it?"

Xiao Gao rubbed Samoyed's head: "Its name is Seal. It ate a foreign object and had an operation here, but it has recovered for a long time. Its owner has something to do these two days, and it is fostered by us."

Samoyed is very close to him. When he saw Tang Yi standing in front of him, he raised his upper body and threw himself on him.

The semi-adult physical strength of more than 30 kilograms is astonishing. Tang Yi was caught off guard for a moment and was thrown back a small half step. Xiao Gao yelled and quickly grabbed the dog's leash and pulled the seal back to his side.

"Ah! I'm sorry, I made your pants dirty!" Xiao Gao was a little anxious. Two muddy paw prints were printed on Tang Yi's pants.

"It's okay." Tang Yi glanced, didn't care, and asked curiously, "Is walking the dog also your job?"

He is a bit envious of working in a pet hospital. During working hours, he spends time with small animals. With them, he should be happy no matter how hard or tired he is.

"It's more than just walking the dog. We have a lot to do." Xiao Gao counted his daily work schedule with his fingers.

There are four nurses in Ai Junbao Pet Hospital. Xiao Gao loves this job very much and is the first to arrive every morning.After clocking in at work, the first thing to do is to rush to the inpatient department to see the cats in the hospital, and then monitor their vital signs in a certain order.

After the monitoring, she has to perform the duties of the excrement shovel officer. She can proudly say that she has contracted all the cat litter boxes in the inpatient department!

When cleaning up the cat litter, you should also observe the excrement. If there is any abnormal feces, you need to inform the doctor in time.

After shoveling the feces, it is time to feed. It is good to say that the spirit is good. Hospitalized cats tend to have poor appetite and vomiting when they are sick, and they may even have bad temper due to illness.

Especially in the case of some minor patients who need to eat more than one day, feeding is a particularly difficult task.

After doing this job, Xiao Gao felt that she would be able to raise everything without any problem, and her family's foodie cat should not be taken too well.

"That's right. I'm also anxious when Fugui doesn't eat well." Tang Yi became a little more rational. This is definitely a hard job.

Small animals can't speak, can't describe their pain, and can only rely on doctors to observe and diagnose carefully.To do this job well, they must have put in a lot of hard work.

Tang Yi suddenly had an idea and asked, "What time do you get off work at night?"

"Eight o'clock in the evening." Xiao Gao didn't even think about it. After speaking, he remembered that there was an evening shift, and added, "The late shift gets eleven o'clock in the evening."

Tang Yi got off work early, and when he returned home, besides reading books, he watched some documentaries. Now that he has raised Tang Fugui, he wanted to learn more about pets. He continued to ask, "Then can I come to your place after get off work?"

Xiao Gao waved his hand, his momentum was astonishing: "Of course, you are our customer, as long as this door is open, you can come anytime!"

After entering the pet hospital, Xiao Gao took the seal back to its "guest room" on the second floor, while Tang Yi waited on the first floor with the cat bag in his arms.

There were no customers queuing up in the front hall today, but there were minor patients in the doctor's consulting room. Tang Yi carried Fugui out first to let him get acquainted with the environment.

If you come over after get off work in the future, you will definitely bring wealth with you.

A white ball ran down from the second floor. Tang Yi looked in that direction. The white ball stopped not far away. It was the puppet cat named Taozi.

Tang Yi greeted it with a smile: "Have you escaped from prison again?"

Taozi screamed, jumped onto the table, looked at Fugui in his hand, took a close sniff, and suddenly stuck out her tongue and licked its ear.

Fugui was dumbfounded, without any special reaction, but Tang Yi was overjoyed, Tao Zi licked Fugui!

Such a hospital is not as scary as imagined.So many small animals are enough to heal the tiredness of the day.

Tang Yi touched Peach, then Fugui, and felt great satisfaction in his heart.

He was very glad that he picked up Fugui that night.

At the same time, he was very fortunate that he came to this pet hospital.

"Is it good to touch?"

"It's easy to touch." Tang Yi raised his head and looked at the person who walked by him at some point, but didn't recognize him for a while.

After staring at those beautiful eyes for a while, he suddenly realized that he was Dr. Luo who had taken off his mask.

"Are you here to get vaccinated? Do you know which injections you need?" Luo Shu remained calm on the face, but was delighted by his reaction in his heart.

Tang Yi nodded honestly: "I checked before I came, and I need to get the cat triple and rabies vaccine."

There were four needles in total, and Tang Yi swallowed dryly.

Yan Qing came out of the consulting room, and raised his hand to greet Tang Yi, who had just sent away a golden retriever that had been bitten by a tick.

"Doctor Yan, come and give Fugui an injection." Luo Shu said suddenly.

There was a little helplessness in Yan Qing's eyes: "You can fight the Alaska that I made an appointment for a while."

"Yes." Luo Shu had no objection to the equivalent exchange.

The vaccination process was very fast. Tang Yi was a little afraid to watch it at first, but he didn't expect that it was just a wrong eye and it was over.He embraced the richness of licking the cat strips given by Doctor Luo wholeheartedly, and felt from the bottom of his heart that the doctors here are all very skilled.

But he couldn't leave immediately after the injection, he had to observe for half an hour.

Some babies will have rejection reactions or allergies after the injection, and the serious situation may kill the baby.

Tang Yi waited in the front hall with Fu Gui in his arms, because there were no guests, and Tao Zi was temporarily allowed to stay here.Luo Shu was sitting not far away, while Taozi sniffed wealth and wealth, and then ran to Luo Shu's side to act like a baby.

Tang Yi saw the young owner of the pet hospital coming in with a black cat, and several nurses at the front desk greeted him, laughing and joking.

"Boss Wang, we are doing so well, why don't you give us extra bonuses!"

Wang Bingyu was not polite: "Do you want peaches?"

"What do you mean?" Tang Yi subconsciously turned his puzzled eyes to Luo Shu who was closest to him. Why did he think about that puppet cat?

Luo Shu was unwilling to explain this kind of trash talk from the bottom of his heart. Since Tang Yi asked, he still answered: "He said she was thinking about shit."

"Why?" Tang Yi still didn't understand.

Luo Shu raised his eyelids to look at him: "How do you pronounce Tao Zi in English?"

Tang Yi was taken aback, then laughed, so that Wang Bingyu and the nurses looked at him, pursed their lips in embarrassment and lowered their heads.

A few more guests came, Wang Bingyu went up to the second floor with the black cat in his arms, and Luo Shu entered the consultation room.

Tang Yi, who was waiting to observe in the front hall, reached out to touch the puppet cat from time to time. It rubbed against Tang Yi's calf, and Tang Yi felt very happy even if the cat hair on his trouser legs was stained.

The electronic bell at the door rang, and a girl who brought her pet to see a doctor walked in.

Seeing the puppet cat next to Tang Yi's leg, the girl couldn't help but exclaim: "Wow! This puppet cat is so beautiful, what's its name?"

The stranger suddenly talked to him, Tang Yi became nervous, his mind went blank, and he couldn't think of anything.

He blushed, racked his brains, and kept saying to himself, remember quickly!hurry up!

"It's called...it's called fart eating."

Your cat may be retarded