The villain beg you to kill me

What would happen if you fell in love with a programmer.

I never thought about this problem before, because programmers are a common occupation in modern society. It is so common that a large number of programmers go to social positions every year, and this "mass batch" is so large that as long as it is a normal-sized company, it will There is at least one programmer.

So far, there have been no extreme incidents such as programmers rushing to the conference. Programmers live peacefully and peacefully among people, silent and harmless.

However, after getting in touch with Xu Zhiyuan, I found that falling in love with a programmer is a very scary thing.

First of all, you can't persuade him that there are no grasses in the world, and we can still be friends if we don't fall in love.

Because before you know that he likes you, he has already struggled and hesitated countless times. When he takes action and confesses to you, it is too late. He already has the determination to hit the wall and not look back.

"Xu Zhiyuan, you have never had a serious relationship with a girl, have you? You actually don't know what falling in love is all about. You are just impulsive, so you do such a series of things that don't go through your brain." I said Try to calm him down.

"No, I've been thinking about this for more than a year. I tried my best and wanted to give up, but when I found out that you were with other people in my game program, I, I couldn't stand it." Xu Zhiyuan He said it calmly, as if he was talking about other people's affairs, only from the slight trembling of his tone could he hear some clues.

"More than a year? We only met a few times in a year... How come I don't know anything?" I was puzzled.

"Well, because you don't have me in your eyes, even a great author is valued more by you than me." Xu Zhiyuan's eyes showed a little melancholy.

I:"……"

Xu Zhiyuan said: "The first time I saw you, I really wanted to get close to you and protect you."

first?How long ago was that?seven years?eight years?

I sighed: "Sorry, I always thought...you are just a nice person, so you take care of me like this."

I didn't feel any of his entanglements.

Xu Zhiyuan lowered his eyes and said, "Now you know."

Yes, now I know, I know how well-prepared his confession was, but how caught off guard for me.

"Congee, do you still like it?" Xu Zhiyuan looked at the empty bowl beside him, seeming a little happy.

"Thanks, it's delicious." I said.

"Well, you can't be wrong after a year's data. The dishes you like, the colors you like, the flowers and trees you like, and the decorations in the house. I know everything clearly." Xu Zhiyuan said.

Only then did his eyes brighten up, which made me even more helpless.

Being liked by a programmer who is good at data analysis is like being in Guoben.

"Brother Zhiyuan, it's really amazing that you found something I like, but it doesn't mean that I will fall in love with you." I said helplessly, "Can you let me go?"

Being liked by a programmer can have many benefits.

but.

There is also a very bad downside.

That is, he is too stubborn.

He will lock you up in a way he thinks is good for you, whether it is body or mind.

"It's okay if you don't like me," Xu Zhiyuan closed the door and stood at the door, not letting me go out, "but you can't like that virtual character."

"Whether I like it or not is not up to me subjectively." I frowned, but actually I wanted to say, don't mind your business.

"You guys are not from the same world at all." Xu Zhiyuan said resolutely.

"Here it is again..." I turned my head and didn't want to talk to him.

Xu Zhiyuan chased after him until he reached the bedside. He held my arm tightly and whispered in my ear: "You don't understand, life experience and background will largely determine a person's worldview. You were born in A peaceful world, and him, he is in a world that advocates violence, and his basic concepts are different, you also feel it when you get along with him?"

What Xu Zhiyuan said made some sense, but it was only superficial.

"..." I pretended not to hear.

"You are not from the same world at all, so you can't communicate with each other. It's not good for you to be together like this." Xu Zhiyuan said, "So, even if you don't like me, I won't let you be with him .”

I was so annoyed by Xu Zhiyuan that I shook off his hand.

Xu Zhiyuan frowned.

I said, "You don't have to worry about whether he and I are in the same mind."

After finishing speaking, I bypassed him and walked towards the door.

"Li Su!" Xu Zhiyuan said sternly, "Don't even think about leaving here."

Feeling disgusted, I pushed the door open.

Push, push not move.

The door seemed to be nailed to the wall, no matter how hard it was pushed, it would not budge.

"Xu Zhiyuan!" I turned my head angrily.

But I saw a distorted snake shadow cast on the wall behind Xu Zhiyuan, which startled me.

"world……"

"You don't want to go anywhere."

My words were cut off by Xu Zhiyuan, he didn't seem to notice the changes in him caused by the Dafa of Heaven and Earth Suspension of Demons.

After Xu Zhiyuan finished speaking, he tapped my acupuncture points again, put me down on the bed, and walked out.

I was furious for a while, then depressed for a while, no matter what, the acupoints showed no signs of loosening.

After a long time, I had to resign myself to listening to the crackling sound of the system. This is also the only connection between me and Wushe...

[System prompt: Group e has been obliterated! 】

[System prompt: Group u has been wiped out! 】

The successive funeral reports, I have no doubt that Wushe did a good job.

One head and two big, no pardon thousands of exhortations, even threats and sex lures (not yet) not to let me leave him alone, now it’s okay, I’m dead, he might hold my body and convulse .

I was anxious, anxious to death, anxious to turn somersaults in front of Wushe.

But there is no need to be impatient, I have to find a way to get past Xu Zhiyuan's level...

How to do?

Show weakness?Detour?Curve to save the country?

"I won't eat." I turned my face away.

The spoon stopped in mid-air.

Xu Zhiyuan said coldly: "What kind of childish temper are you playing?"

I said, "I'm sorry."

Xu Zhiyuan put the bowl on the table with a "snap" and went out.

This is the third day of the hunger strike.

My stomach growled with hunger.

After thinking about it again and again, I still don't want to deceive Xu Zhiyuan.

That being the case, I can only bet that he has softened his heart towards me-the two paths are not very fair, but whoever makes him the master of this world, I can't beat him.

On the fourth day, I was hungry and dizzy.

A familiar voice came from outside the door.

"Oh, old Xu, you have to be careful, we are all in danger now, who knew that the big villain I wrote would suddenly go crazy? Speaking of it..."

Great author!

Shocked, I rolled over and sat up.

He fixed his eyes on the door.

This time, not only the great author, but also his partner...I forgot his name.

"Su, your friend is here." Xu Zhiyuan said indifferently.

He's always been like this recently, it's really terrible to be cold and violent.

Because he knew he couldn't persuade me, and I couldn't persuade him, so he could only freeze like this.

"Oh." As soon as I saw Xu Zhiyuan, I turned my face away, not wanting to see him at all.

The author came over in surprise, looked me up and down, and tugged at my silver hair: "You, why did you become like this?"

I glanced at the door, Xu Zhiyuan was closing the door.

His eyes met mine, then quickly moved away.

"If you can persuade him to eat, I will let you win." Xu Zhiyuan said shamelessly.

I gritted my teeth.

The author's partner smiled and said lazily: "We will work hard, Lord Referee~"

I couldn't help but take a look at the great author's partner. How could this man speak in a strange way.

Xu Zhiyuan closed the door and walked away.

The author hurriedly said to me: "Why did you hide like this? Don't you know that my big villain is going crazy outside because of you?"

I was a little embarrassed: "It's not that I want to become like this."

I pulled off my clothes and showed him the wound on my chest.

The great author evasively said: "A Su, don't be like this, don't be like this."

I was speechless, grabbed his collar and dragged him over.

"A Su, what happened to you? You were stabbed?" The author looked at the scar on my chest in horror.

I nodded: "Yes, I was stabbed by Xu Zhiyuan. My soul was also put into this body by him."

The author was shocked.

I said, "What's going on outside now, Wushe...are you alright?"

Before the author could say anything, his partner dragged his voice and said in a high voice: "Oh, what else can I do, I'm just going crazy, what a big villain, who is neither human nor ghost."

I finally know what the style of the great author's partner is called—mother.

The author's partner glanced at me and said with a smile, "How is it? Doesn't it give you a sense of accomplishment?"

Sense of accomplishment?I am baffled, why should there be a sense of accomplishment?

"You look very ordinary, although the shape is quite cool," the author's partner looked at my long silver hair and said contemptuously, "It's a pity, you only cry, make trouble, and hang yourself. Xixi is on a hunger strike, hee hee."

I was a little speechless, being called a mother by a sissy.

"Xiaoxue, Xiaoxue, keep your voice down." The author pushed his partner away.

"Why, I just said a few words, can't bear to part with your adulterer?"

I trembled.

The author coughed and introduced: "This is my partner, as you know, his real name is Xunxue, you can call him Xiaoxue."

"Who wants to call me Xiaoxue? Has your IQ been eaten by a dog? He called me Xiaoxue, but the system will deduct points!" Xunxue said.

"Then call it hello." The author said irritably.

"Why don't you just call me Dad, let's go!" Xunxue elbowed the author hard.

The great author cried out in pain and bent down: "If you do this again, I won't care about you!"

I was impatient to hear the two of them arguing with each other, so I said anxiously, "Can you help me out?"

The author was stunned: "But Xu Zhiyuan..."

"Xu Zhiyuan lost his nerve!" I said, "He must separate me and Wushe."

The author continued casually: "Isn't this normal?"

Xunxue said disdainfully: "Is he your real father? He doesn't look that old."

The author turned around: "No, didn't I tell you that Xu Zhiyuan is our friend."

Xunxue rolled her eyes: "Then why do you care as much as your own father?"

I think what he said is very reasonable.