Daisy Assassin

"Brother Xiaoliu, listen to me, we have no place to go anyway, and I may be wanted by the government to go to the next town. Maybe many things will come out, why don't we join them, I will help you write, so that... ..." Meng Xiaofei whispered into Xiaoliu's ear.

"Brother Xiaofei, I didn't expect you to think of such a step." After hearing this, Xiao Liu looked at Meng Xiaofei with bright eyes, with a surprised and admiring expression.

"In the past, when my master was wanted by the Three Kingdoms, he led me to do this." Meng Xiaofei scratched the top of his head with his hand in embarrassment and said guiltily.

"What did your master do to be wanted by the Three Kingdoms together?" Xiao Liu showed a strange expression after hearing this, and then lowered her voice as much as possible to Meng Xiaofei.

The two people here are still muttering endlessly, but the bandit leader over there has already started to shake his legs impatiently, trembling with a big knife on his shoulder: "I said, you two Boy, don't ignore me because I'm short. I can tell you that I am the king of the mountain here."

Xiao Liu and Meng Xiaofei looked at each other, and their expressions immediately changed. After all, the two of them had also done the job of being a turtle slave, so begging for mercy in a low voice was a matter of course.

"Hello, my lord." Meng Xiaofei first shouted at the mountain bandit with a flattering face.

"You guys are on the road, why did you pass here?" The king nodded in satisfaction when he heard that, and these two stupid boys on the road, not only did not yell, but also behaved politely. Surrounding yourself with people around you saved yourself a lot of trouble.

"Your Majesty, we are here to join you." Seeing that the mountain bandit did not object, Meng Xiaofei put his hands between his knees and poked vigorously.

"Huh? I didn't post the recruitment notice outside." The mountain bandit was taken aback for a moment, then looked at his two younger brothers and said.

"My lord, did the second king ask someone to go outside to recruit people?" A tall, thin-faced, middle-aged man beside him asked in the ear of the mountain bandit.

"You wouldn't recruit these two weak-looking guys." The mountain bandit obviously looked down on these two little things.

"Your Majesty's words are wrong." The tall and strong man on the other side looked at Xiao Liu's attire and said, "Maybe it was the Second King who found a teacher for the young master."

"A few days ago, Ting Han mentioned to me that he wanted to find a husband for that brat, and by the way, find a counselor." The mountain bandit stood up straight as if he had suddenly reacted.

"Your Majesty, what is a counselor?" The tall man was called Shouhou, his eyes were rolling.

"It's probably a fruit we haven't eaten before." The mountain bandit clasped his hands together and said in a daze.

"Well, Your Majesty is wise." After hearing this, the thin monkey immediately flattered and showed off.

However, the tall and strong man on the other side looked like he was holding back a smile. He turned his head and looked in other directions, and his feet rubbed against the ground unnaturally.But not to correct the dialogue between the two.

Xiao Liu blinked her eyes to look at these two live treasures, and then looked at her side. After listening to these words, Meng Xiaofei was still the same as before, and covered his forehead in embarrassment.

"I said, are you two literate?" The mountain bandit looked at this group of people without speaking, so he stretched out his big knife and pointed at Meng Xiaofei.

"He is a scholar, of course he can read and write." Meng Xiaofei was dressed in short clothes and shorts without looking at his face, he looked like he was dressed as a porter, while Xiao Liu standing beside him had been in the brothel for a while.But the long gown dressed as a scholar can be distinguished at a glance.

However, this mountain bandit couldn't tell the difference at all, whether it was shallow knowledge or deliberate.

"What about you?" The mountain bandit frowned. He thought that the more fair and tender the guy, the more he looked like a handsome boy. He heard from my family that all scholars were handsome boys, so I naturally thought so.

"I'm an assassin, and I'm planning to work part-time as a hero in the forest." Meng Xiaofei stepped forward, changed his appearance immediately, and looked at the mountain bandits with bright eyes.

"You are an assassin with small arms and legs, I think you are a foodie! Our cottage does not support people who are not capable." The mountain bandit suddenly blushed when Meng Xiaofei saw the commercial expression, and turned his head to look at it. He muttered elsewhere.

Seeing that his commercial expression didn't work, Meng Xiaofei immediately returned to his dead fish eyes. With a slight movement of his figure, he swayed behind the mountain bandit and lightly swiped the dagger in his hand, and the mountain bandit's pants fell off completely. Huahua's black-haired thighs were immediately displayed in front of them.

Since Xiao Liu's first reaction was to immediately cover his eyes, he quickly stepped back five steps.

"My lord, he seems to be really capable." The strong man named Big Bear, watched Meng Xiaofei slowly walk back to the original place before talking to the mountain bandits.

"Do you need to say that? He even slit my trousers." The mountain bandit turned black, and stretched out his hands to grab the trousers that had been split into two pieces.

"Brother, if you go back with your butt naked, aren't you afraid that the second boss will clean you up?" The thin monkey looked at the appearance of the mountain bandits and muttered.

"You don't need to talk nonsense, of course I know, take off your pants for me." The mountain bandit immediately blushed and stammered.

"Brother Xiaofei, if you do this, you will anger the robbers. What will they do if they don't accept us then?" Seeing Meng Xiaofei's dazed expression, Xiao Liu walked back to her side, and pulled aside.

"It's true, why don't we just run for our lives?" Meng Xiaofei looked at Xiao Liu with a mournful face, begging for cover.

"But you just said that the bandits' den is a good place to take refuge." Xiao Liu pinched Meng Xiaofei's arm with his hand and said.

"I'm talking about you two." The mountain bandit said with a dark face as Big Bear took off Skinny Monkey's pants and put them on by himself.

"My lord, my brother didn't do it on purpose, don't blame him." Xiao Liu said with cold sweat on his forehead.

"I said that since you are a scholar, if you don't go to Beijing to rush for the exam, you have nothing to do and come here to be a bandit." The mountain bandit changed his expression of contempt for the two of them just now.

"I failed." Xiao Liu lowered her head and said in a low voice.

"Oh, so you hate the officialdom and plan to be a green forest hero?" The mountain bandit nodded as he understood.

"This..." Xiao Liu had mixed feelings in his heart. Although he could choose the road of becoming a bandit, it went against the wish of his master who taught him poems and books.

"I admire you!" Who knew that the mountain bandit actually came to Xiao Liu's side, waved his hand and patted Xiao Liu's shoulder and said.

"Ha." Xiao Liu was taken aback for a moment, her own people made this dwarf so ashamed, how can she still think highly of herself in the end?

"Those people in the court are all corrupt officials or bastards. You are right to come to our king." The mountain bandit seemed to be disgusted with the court's personnel, and said with a wave of hostility.

"As long as I, Xiong Deli, are here, as long as you teach my son how to read and write, you will be popular and drink hot food." The mountain bandit patted his chest and said.

"Then my brother Xiaofei." Xiao Liu felt that the progress was too weird and smooth, maybe he wanted to teach Meng Xiaofei a lesson, this dwarf.

"Talent, don't worry, as long as you are willing to stay with us, I will marry you a wife, and you can grab as many as you want!" Xiong Deli walked directly to Meng Xiaofei's side, with a very eye-catching look. Meng Xiaofei said behind his shoulder.

"My lord, we don't have this kind of treatment." The thin monkey was a little bit aggrieved when he heard it.

"Then you have to have the skills of this little brother." Xiong Deli gave Meng Xiaofei a thumbs up, and at the same time said to the thin monkey in disgust.

"But this little brother doesn't seem to be weaned yet." After hearing this, the thin monkey muttered in a low voice.

"That's right, little brother, do you want a nanny? I'll send someone down the mountain to find it for you right away." After hearing this, Xiong Deli smacked Meng Xiaofei's figure again and nodded, asking with a strange smile.

"You're the one who wants a nanny, and your whole family wants a nanny!" Meng Xiaofei immediately became furious after hearing this.

"That, my lord. Brother Xiaofei just looks a little young, so he hasn't been weaned yet." Da Xiong reminded Xiong Deli as he watched Meng Xiaofei's movements already in shape.

"Since two new brothers came here today, let's go back." Xiong Deli could only cough in embarrassment without saying anything to him.

"Your Majesty is wise!" Big Bear nodded immediately, it seems that today he picked up a treasure.These two people should be the ones that the second master said to let him come to pick him up.Big Xiong looked at the group of live treasures, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, fortunately he didn't tell the two live treasures directly, otherwise there would be something extra.

"Please, two little brothers." Xiong Deli put the knife back on his waist and pointed at the messy woods ahead.

"Please, Your Majesty." Xiao Liu, who is a cultured person, immediately made a gesture of invitation.

"It's that simple, let us go up the mountain?" Meng Xiaofei looked at the figure in front of him disappointedly.

"Then how complicated do you want to be?" Da Xiong looked at the person Meng Xiaofei and the second leader told him to take back, his appearance was quite different.But the actions are pretty much the same as described.

"Didn't those rumors say that there was going to be an alliance with blood?" Meng Xiaofei continued with a bitter face.

"So it's a rumor." Da Xiong said with a smile.

"Brother, let's go up the mountain and we'll have something to eat. You see, it's already noon." The thin monkey suddenly shouted.

"When you say that, I'm hungry too. Hurry up, man, you're starving to death." Xiong Deli's stomach immediately growled when he heard this.