[Comprehensive] Jun Bei Xing

History is indeed always strikingly similar - when a figure fell on the head, Shu Ya thought of Tang Seng back then, and then cast suspicious eyes on Qingping.

"This person has nothing to do with me." With a wave of Qingping's sleeve, the "Pie King" that fell from the sky changed from a free fall motion to a parabolic motion.The man fell hard to the ground, kicking up a large cloud of dust.Surprisingly, after such a toss, "Mr. Pie" is still "Mr. Pie", and has not become "Mr. Tomato", let alone "Mr. Ketchup", which is really amazing.

"It has nothing to do with you?" Shu Ya circled around that "Mr. Pie" and said suspiciously.This person is obviously the young man from before, Qingping has the nerve to say that it has nothing to do with him!

Qingping: "..." Is it too late to destroy the corpse?

Probably feeling Qingping's strong desire to make tomato sauce, Mr. Pie moved his hands and feet with difficulty, saying that he could still save it.

Seeing Mr. Pie who just squirmed and then passed out, Shu Yashen kicked her twice lightly, and said, "This guy is seriously injured. Let me tell you, a fairy has a special physique, so he can't die when he falls." Of course, Ya didn't know this Pie Lord. In her cognition, the one who survived the catastrophe was a god.She couldn't see through this guy's cultivation, his cultivation was above hers.Shu Ya is a fairy, Mr. Pie > Shu Ya, so Mr. Pie is a fairy—how simple. →_→Qing Ping>>Shu Ya, Qing Ping = newspaper demon king——what's going on with this?

"If you lose all your mana, you can still be considered a god?" Qingping mocked.He saw Mr. Pie's condition at a glance.Immortals who have no mana are also immortals. Immortals are very patient/fucking (fog), and they will not die for a while, so he is not in a hurry to wrap the wound for Mr. Pie.

"For a god to fall into such a situation, I'm afraid...it's quite troublesome. Why don't we find a place where we can take care of him," Shu Ya said.This situation, at first glance, is the rhythm of being hunted down. It is too dangerous to stay where you are.

"I didn't know that Shuya was such a warm-hearted person." Qingping said.

Shu Ya raised the corners of her lips and said, "I've never tried to heal an immortal before."

Seeing this scene, Qingping felt her whole body tremble, her chrysanthemum tightened.It stands to reason that if someone wants to harm someone's disciple, he should be happy to see the result, and help catch two high-level things by the way, but what is this kind of empathetic sadness...

Falling under the aura of Shuya's Frankenstein, Qingping agrees to find a place to heal Mr. Pie.

Putting Mr. Pie into his sleeve, Qingping and Shuya returned to the dense forest of that year.Because of the spell, the bamboo building was not abandoned even though it had been unoccupied for a long time, and it was still there.

When writing observation records, Shu Ya finally realized that she still didn't know Mr. Pie's name. "Who is this person?" Shu Ya asked.

"Yang Jian." Qingping said casually.

"...Erlang God? Isn't he chasing and killing his nephew? Why is it so miserable?" Shu Ya said in surprise.

"He wants to change the rules of heaven, as a judicial god who upholds the rules of heaven, hmph!" Qingping snorted coldly, with a hint of hatred that iron can't be made into steel.His appearance reminded Shuya of a hit cartoon, a cat and a mouse, usually fighting to the death, when encountering foreign enemies, they would always be united.

"You know? I thought this kind of thing was very secretive." Shu Ya said.The two of them have extraordinary supernatural powers, and it took only a moment to pick up a certain pie, no, it should be Erlang Shen.He hasn't woken up yet.

"A person with high mana, which one can pinch and count? He thinks he is secretive, but others are pretending not to know." Qingping said.

"Is it the same for the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother?" Shu Ya said.

"Naturally. The two of them are boys under the Taoist ancestor in the past. How could they be worthless idiots?" Qingping said.

"Then...why?" Shu Ya was puzzled.

"One person attains Taoism and ascends to heaven, and there is also a fairy of flowers and plants who attains Taoism in the heaven. His temperament is unstable, so he is in vain. Immortals have a long lifespan, and the aura of heaven and earth is limited. Today, there are too many immortals." Qingping sneered, "The love of thinking Once the ban is lifted, these little immortals no longer have the heart to cultivate Taoism, their spiritual consciousness is ignorant, and they will no longer be immortals. If they don't become immortals themselves, wouldn't it be better to find ways to demote them to the mortal world?"

Downsizing and increasing efficiency in the fairy world——Shu Ya nodded, looked at the unconscious Yang Jian, and said, "He did it on purpose?"

"His younger sister is also a fairy of Sifan." Qingping said sarcastically.

"So, Yang Jian borrowed the matter of the Three Holy Mothers to draw a clear relationship with the demon clan, and at the same time show his favor to the master and the Jade Emperor Queen Mother? Let's throw him out quickly. It's not easy to get to this level, let's not ruin it. His hard work." Shu Ya guessed.As the saying goes, an old family is like a treasure.In the cultivation world, this sentence is also applicable.Qingping told her a lot of ancient things, which the monsters and immortals of her age could not know.After listening a lot, she also had her own guesses about certain things.She had already guessed that Qingping was a member of Jiejiao.Who is the specific one? Sorry, there are several versions of myths and legends, some of which are contradictory. You can't expect a person who has been a foreign devil for two lifetimes to have much research on the myths of the Celestial Dynasty.And Qingping himself rarely mentioned his own affairs, even if he stopped teaching, he was unwilling to mention it.Therefore, Shu Ya really couldn't guess what kind of expert he was.Knowing Yang Jian's identity this time, Shu Ya is even more sure that Qingping is definitely a cut-off.Yang Jian is also a prestigious figure.Most of the immortals in ancient times, the ones who fell, the ones who escaped the world, were mostly unknown.There are also well-known ones, such as the Jade Emperor, who are pretending to be weak.Yang Jian is an idol of the new generation. His life history can be written into an inspirational novel to inspire the younger generation to cultivate immortals.A celestial son who was hunted down by the heavens, worshiped under the sect of Chanjiao, shined in the battle with the Conferred Gods, and now he has become a famous judicial god. This is definitely a tolerant and deep person.This cliff is the template of the villainous devil.This guy is definitely Qingping's colleague (fog)!Maybe the last time he pursued Qingping so closely, he was trying to win an alliance (Da Wu)! ! !

The Three Holy Mothers are Nuwa's apprentices, and they make good friends with such figures as Baihua Fairy, Chang'e, and Dragon Princess.Nu Wa is a sage of the monster race.The sage lives 33 floors above the sky, and he can't get out unless there is a catastrophe.Fuxi, the reincarnation of Nuwa's elder brother, although he is the emperor, lives in Huoyun Cave forever, and has little influence on the human race.Chang'e is the wife of Houyi of the Wu clan, and Fairy Baihua is a demon in essence.After the dragon and phoenix tribulation, the dragon clan had already declined, and later they took refuge in the heavenly court of the demon clan.All in all, these people, except Baihua Fairy, who is just a little flower fairy, all have a lot of background, but they are actually out of date.Because of their origins, these people were tabooed by Chanjiao and the Jade Emperor.This time Yang Jian abandoned the Three Holy Mothers to show that he had nothing to do with those historical issues and expressed his loyalty to the teacher.In order to maintain the law of the heavens, even his own sister can be abandoned. Surely no one would dare to form a party with him, Erlang Zhenjun, so the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are naturally at ease.I believe that after so many years of operation, he must have some shady power in his hands, not a small one.If he really wants to do something, these people are more at ease, aren’t they?

Therefore, Shu Ya, who had conspired against Yang Jian, really wanted to throw this guy out.He has worked so hard, and he has something to do with Jiejiao, isn't he very sorry?Wouldn't it be terrible if Qingping was hooked up by this guy and revived the newspaper office?She was definitely not worried that the backstage was too tough, and if he dissected it, he would provoke revenge from the senior gods of interpretation and education.

Qingping was speechless for a while, then said: "You think too much."

"Thinking too much?" Shu Ya didn't believe it.

"Yang Jian is a very stubborn person. He never let go of Yao Ji's matter back then." Qingping said helplessly.

"So?" Shu Ya raised her eyebrows.

"He...probably hoped that no one would encounter that kind of thing again, hoped that there would be..." Qingping said with a tangled expression, "Is there a human touch..."

Shu Ya: "..." The conspirator became the holy father in seconds, and Shu Ya and her little friends were stunned.

"What's your expression?" Qingping asked.

Shu Ya patted him on the shoulder, and said: "If you get the right way, you can get more help than if you don't. I know why I failed to stop teaching back then."

"Oh?" Qingping narrowed her eyes and said.

"Compared to 'breaking and then erecting', 'intercepting a ray of life from heaven', this kind of 'give more love to the world' is more able to fool people into working their lives." Shu Ya sighed.

Qingping: "..." Why does it feel like an arrow has been shot in the knee?That's not right, the one who came to the court of Wanxian is to cut off the teaching, and there are only three or two kittens to explain the teaching, why would there be a question of "how many"!

"Speaking of which, those who are capable don't make things difficult for him. Those who make things difficult for him are all small fish and shrimps. How could he make such a miserable situation?" Shu Ya poked Yang Jian's wound and said.

With her hands in her sleeves, Qingping silently calculated.He remained calm and said, "Let's wait until he wakes up and ask yourself."

Shu Ya shook her head and said: "This kind of thing that hurts your feet..." After finishing speaking, she shook her head again.

"Just ask." Qingping said, "Take it as asking for me."

Shuya wanted to refuse again, but Qingping ignored her.

As expected of True Monarch Erlang who has been tormented by all kinds and still survived till now, he woke up in less than half a day.At that time, Shu Ya was holding a self-made scalpel and other instruments to debride and suture the wound on his shoulder.For convenience, Shu Ya turned herself into a skeleton prototype.

He was seriously injured and woke up from a coma. When he opened his eyes, he saw a bone with a knife on his body...

His heart stopped beating for three seconds, and Yang Jian struggled excitedly.

"Don't make trouble!" Shu Ya stretched out her hand impatiently, and pushed Yang Jian back to the original place.No matter how ferocious Yang Jian's reputation is, he is now a patient who has lost all his magic power and is seriously injured.

Don't make trouble?Are you waiting to be dismembered?Yang Jian struggled even more fiercely.

"Little Yang Jian, don't mess around!" Qingping scolded.

Yang Jian: "..." He was honest.If he still had the courage to fight to the death just now, now it is the gloomy "the worst is nothing more than this".Fellow Daoist Qingping, who the hell are you, that the brave and fearless True Monarch Erlang is so in awe of you?

Because of the patient's "cooperation", Shu Ya quickly stitched up the wound.The sutures are condensed with spiritual power, absolutely environmentally friendly and absorbable.Believing that Zhenjun Erlang didn't want her to help deal with the wound under his clothes, Shu Ya gave him a regretful look—forgive Yang Jian for not being able to distinguish the expression of "regret" from the face of the skeleton—and packed up the things.After a long time of not using it, it will almost not be knotted.Sure enough, you still need to practice regularly.I just don't know when this Zhenjun Erlang will be injured next time...

Immortals are very magical things in China. As long as there is enough spiritual energy, they can repair the damage of the body.Because of this, Qingping played around with Shu Yana and Yang Jian's wounds.Of course, Shu Ya would not admit to the term "playing around". She was sutured according to the standard debridement, and it is normal to remove some muscle skin that is not worth repairing.She would never admit that she took the opportunity to take the specimen.

Now that the patient has woken up, the "quack doctor" can no longer be harmed.Qingping handed Yang Jian a cup of spring water filled with spiritual energy.The latter drank it and felt much better.

"Thank you... for your help." Yang Jian clasped his fists and said.

"Now that it's done, she has something to ask you." After Qingping finished speaking, she sat aside, as if she didn't care about anything.

Shu Ya: "..."

Yang Jian looked at the bones in front of him suspiciously, suddenly realized, and said, "So it's you." He finally remembered that when he saw Qingping last time, there was an ordinary-looking demon/ghost beside him.He had secretly checked the body of the monster clan, and it was a bone.Qingping, who was never easy to talk to, was extraordinarily amiable towards the bone demon, and Yang Jian was deeply impressed by this.As for not recognizing it just now, that's really, that scene was too exciting.

"...What do fellow daoists want to ask? I will know everything in my mind." Without seeing the gender of the bones, Yang Jian chose such a title.

"True Monarch's words are serious, but it's just a little curiosity." Shu Ya said, "True Monarch has a lot of schemes, and I think he has already prepared well. How could he be forced into such a situation by a few younger generations?"

Yang Jian's face instantly darkened.He subconsciously looked at Qingping, and found that the latter was curling up his lips, looking in a good mood.Is he waiting for himself to make a fool of himself...

"Little demon talks too much, so please don't be offended." Seeing Yang Jian like this, Shu Ya knew that she had really stepped on someone's painful foot.Fellow Daoist Qingping is also true, and actually wants him to admit that he has made a fool of himself.

Hearing what the bone demon said, Yang Jian didn't know that this was someone's sinister intentions.That's all, with this person's background, he is considered gentle like this.Moreover, he really wanted to talk to Taoist Qingping about this matter.Compared with the other few who are weak-hearted, Taoist Qingping is the most suitable to deal with this matter.

Yang Jian told his story, which caused Qingping to frown and Shuya to sympathize.

Zhenjun Erlang has been planning to revise the major changes of Tiantiao. For the "greatest benefit (fog)", he will incarnate as the number one boss under the queen mother, and help the protagonist team block the queen mother's sight.By the time he fell, the protagonist team had accumulated enough strength to challenge the Queen Mother.

Yang Jian planned well, but he couldn't stand someone making trouble.

It started from the last time I met Qingping.That time, he met a junior from the same school who was extremely hungry and thirsty, and was even fed to him by Qingping.Erlangshen is Erlangshen after all, even if he is hit by the immobilization spell, it is not something that a mere Taoist nun can offend.He easily restrained Namei Taoist nun—later, he knew that her name was Ji Chuxia.Yang Jian is not like someone, he wants to see someone change his face, so he deliberately calculates Ji Chuxia's origin.Well, as a combat exporter, Yang Jian's divination skills are horrible.He thought this was a bad fellow junior.There are all kinds of birds in the big forest, and he doesn't care about it.After a few lessons, seeing that she admitted her mistake with a good attitude, Yang Jian let her go.

Zhenjun Erlang never thought that the little Taoist nun back then would come back more than ten years later and ruin his business!

Small theater: We will meet again in the future - Mrs. Bone's old love and new love

Young Master Yuchen: Bone Demon?I will play Monkey King, don’t worry, I will be gentle~

Ye Gucheng: ... (He has gone on a new path of swordsmanship and never returned)

Food Queen: The prototype of monsters is animals, what does the food made from monster meat look like... Shuya, would you like to try it?oh you can't eat...

Concubine Ling, director of the teaching office: You fish-lipped monsters who eat people, let me educate you! ! !

Ning Guiren: I finally got rid of the "fast man". I want to marry a high-quality man, and I have to be harmonious all night long! ! !

Caius: Bella, you're even more delicious... Where's your blood? ! ! ! (leaves disappointed)

Dumbledore: The magic of the East is amazing!

Grindelwald: Albus, this is a brand new world, let's start over... Let's start by studying the magic of the East together...

Qingping: Friends Shu Ya's preferences are really surprising.

Shu Ya: ... (All the CPs are gathered together, but she is still alone...)

The author has something to say: The prehistoric template is used here, that thing is too troublesome, if you don’t understand it, please ask Du Niang.

In addition, re-count the CP

The first volume is about the "drama-addicted" emperor who "only lets you know my true face", and Ye Gucheng, the lord of Baiyun City who "only you can stop me" who united with Jun Shuya from the north and the south, making the emperor dare not act rashly.

The second volume is the time-traveling trio of "National Destiny Entrusted", not one of them is missing.

The third volume is about a lifelong good pen pal, an inhuman creature, Mr. Caius.

The fourth volume is the headmaster Dumbledore who is "accompanied forever in life and death", and Mr. Grindelwald as a bonus.

The fifth volume is Qingping Taoist friend who is also a teacher and a friend.