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The shy Meijiao Niang turned into a sharp-mouthed thunder face in a blink of an eye, and Tianpeng was so frightened that his whole body went limp, and he took three big steps back and forth, before tremblingly stretching out his finger and pointing at the monkey on the couch. Said: "You, you..."

Pei Xiang snickered twice with the hairy face of the Monkey King, and suddenly lifted the brocade quilt with one hand, turned somersault in mid-air in the blink of an eye, and then sat down cross-legged leisurely .

"Why, I haven't seen you in 500 years, Marshal Tianpeng has forgotten about my grandson?"

When Tianpeng heard that Pei Xiang had exposed her identity, she was startled and panicked, and then she couldn't help but tremble even more when she heard that she called herself "Old Sun".Immediately, the arrogance and domineering behavior of this monkey when it caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago came to mind.

He hastily bowed his head and smiled apologetically, "It turns out that the Great Sage is coming, and he is greeted from a distance, and he is greeted from a distance. I haven't seen him for many years, and my eyes are dim for a while, and I still look at Haihan."

Seeing the person across from him saluting greetings, Pei Xiang called himself "Great Sage" without much hesitation, his eyes flashed, and he secretly thought that he had made the right bet this time.

Ever since he guessed the identity of the fake Chen Guangrui by the river, Pei Xiang has been thinking about using illusion to disguise himself as Monkey King, Monkey King, so as to scare away this lustful and lazy person.After all, judging from the plot of the story alone, Tianpeng is very afraid of the Monkey King who made troubles in the Heavenly Palace back then.Otherwise, in the chapter of Gao Laozhuang, he couldn't rush to escape as soon as he heard that Monkey King was coming to deal with him.

However, there is a fly in the ointment in this plan of pretending to be a tiger, that is, Pei Xiang has never seen the Monkey King in this world with his own eyes, and he does not know how much his real appearance is different from the image in the previous film and television dramas.However, after observing that Chen Guangrui's facial features were five or six points similar to the Tang monk in the TV series, Pei Xiang decided to give it a try.

——Anyway, after turning into a monkey with a thunderous face, no matter whether he can pretend to be Monkey King or not, he can dispel the lustful infatuation of the guy in Tianpeng.

"Well, I can't blame the Marshal for not recognizing Old Sun immediately."

Pei Xiang, who looked like a monkey with a hairy face, changed to a more casual sitting position, and somehow conjured a peach out of nowhere. After taking several mouthfuls of it, he said with a sneer:

"You are the majestic canopy water god, and I am the last petty official who was tricked by the old Jade Emperor to raise horses in the sky. Naturally, there is no intersection. It's just that 500 years have passed, how can you still be a good general? Have you become a thief who steals other people's corpses?"

"The great sage, stop talking nonsense, when did I snatch other people's corpses?" Tianpeng shook his head wildly, guilty of denying it.

"Isn't it right in front of you?" Pei Xiang threw the half-gnawed peach casually, then scratched his ears, and said with a sneer, "The eyes of this old grandson can recognize monsters and distinguish good and bad, how can you not see it?" You have occupied the body of this undeserving man? Tianpeng, you have violated the rules of heaven, aren't you afraid that the old Jade Emperor will send heavenly soldiers to arrest you?"

Hearing Pei Xiang tell the truth, Tianpeng not only recognized himself as Marshal Tianpeng, but also found that his true spirit did not match this physical body. He couldn't help sighing secretly that the monkey's golden eyes were really tricky.

I don't know, the moment he had this thought, he actually unknowingly reaffirmed the identity of the monkey, and took the initiative to dispel the doubts in his heart.

At the same time, the more he was sure that the monkey opposite was the Monkey King, the more flustered Tianpeng was, and he secretly wanted to retreat.However, before he ran away, he was still a little reconciled—not reconciled to the loss of the good days he was about to get.

Therefore, the canopy couldn't help but exasperatedly said:

"Great Sage, I haven't seen you for many years, but you have changed a lot. You even talk about the rules and regulations of heaven all the time. Hehe, I think of how many disasters you caused when you went to the Lingxiao Palace back then. How much trouble you have caused, and you have trampled on all the rules and regulations of the sky, how majestic and arrogant. But now... Hey, don’t mention it, don’t mention it.”

"What are you pitying, idiot?" Pei Xiang smiled, his brows calm and composed, "Hugh used such a simple aggressive method to sow discord in front of your grandpa. Tianpeng, grandson, you might as well tell you clearly that I am here right now. It is to oppose you. Don't continue to pester Mrs. Chen Yin Wenjiao, otherwise, I will take the old grandson first."

Hearing Pei Xiang take the initiative to mention the missing beauty, Tianpeng temporarily suppressed his fear of Monkey King, and quickly stepped forward and asked repeatedly:

"You monkey appeared in the house, but my Jiaojiao disappeared. Let me ask you, where did you get my wife? If you deceive people too much, my canopy is not easy to deal with, and I will definitely let you go." You have a taste of the power of the nine-toothed rake."

"Is Miss Yin your wife? Be more honest," Pei Xiang snorted coldly, jumped up from the bed, and jumped to the opposite side of the canopy, "Old Sun really doesn't care about the rules of the sky, and he doesn't bother to care about you How did you become what you are now? Old Sun showed up for one thing only, which is to stop you from clinging to Miss Yin, listen, Miss Yin is the wife of Old Sun’s best friend, and you won’t be allowed to take advantage of it.”

Tianpeng was taken aback when he heard the words, and asked doubtfully:

"You monkey, you were taken away by the Buddha for custody during the troubles in the Heavenly Palace, and now you are free somehow. If you don't go back to your Dongsheng Shenzhou Aolai Country Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave to be the king of the mountain, come here to the south of the east What is the Tang Dynasty doing in Zhou Dynasty? He still coaxed me to say that he knows how to make friends.

"Oh, this Chen Guangrui, a mortal scholar, how did he have friendship with you, a monkey? Why did you lie to me... Oh, I know, my charming, beautiful face, beautiful face, and coquettish appearance have attracted you, a monkey. You want to take advantage of her when she becomes a little widow, so you come to trick me?

"This, this... No, no, first come, first served in everything. Monkey, you should leave quickly. If you must compete with me for Jiaojiao, let's compete first."

How could Pei Xiang fight against Marshal Canopy?She could easily see Sun Dasheng's appearance, but she didn't have his strength for the time being, so she had to spend most of the day with this demoted canopy.

"It's just that, according to Sun Wukong's reputation and consistent temper," Pei Xiang thought about this with downcast eyes, "if I don't do it all the time, it will easily arouse the other party's suspicion. Therefore, I still need to find a reasonable and able to calm the day. Marshal Peng's reasons completely made him retreat."

Seeing that the canopy was about to lift the nine-toothed rake, Pei Xiang waved his hands casually, paced the room with his back to the canopy, and acted like he was thinking and weighing.It seems that he didn't take the threat of force from the canopy to heart at all, and Duan showed a bold and confident demeanor of Gao Yihou.

Seeing this, Marshal Naipeng suddenly raised the rake with a fierce look in his eyes.Pei Xiang pretended not to care, waggled the monkey's tail with his back to the canopy, scratched his cheek and sneered.Next, she continued to pace slowly in the room, pretending to pinch her fingers and calculate a few times.

Tianpeng had seen the powerful methods of the Monkey King when he made troubles in the Heavenly Palace, so he was already afraid and wanted to retreat and run away, but he didn't have much ambition to fight for power.When he raised the rake at this time, it was only because he was emboldened by his lust, aroused a little bit of anger in his heart, and invited to fight on impulse.

If Pei Xiang had agreed immediately, the hot-headed canopy wouldn't have thought much about it, and would have hit it as soon as he hit it.However, Pei Xiang showed disdain to do anything, but it was like a pot of cold water pouring on the canopy, making him dare not act rashly, and even regretted it.

At this moment, Tianpeng wanted to run away from this troublesome monkey again, but he had put down his harsh words before, and if he left in such a disheartened manner, it would be a loss of face.

Speaking of which, at this time, Tianpeng did not devote himself to the pig's fetus like in the original book, nor did he become a monster in the mountains and eat people for a living. After all, he still retained some pride, self-esteem and reserved dignity as the water god of Tianpeng.

"No mistake, no mistake," Pei Xiang seemed to have figured out the result with her fingers at this time, and she jumped onto the chair lightly. She didn't sit on the chair, but squatted on the chair like a monkey. Pick a few fruits from the fruit plate on one side and toss them for fun, "Tianpeng, Lao Sun has always been very honest and doesn't like to talk nonsense. So, if I say that Mrs. Chen Yin is a friend's wife, that is a friend's wife."

Tianpeng didn't believe it, and asked, "Could it be that that little white-faced Chen Guangrui really has friendship with you? Then why didn't you go to save him, instead you just drove me away?"

Pei Xiang made another gesture of pinching his fingers, then stroked the monkey hair on his chin, and then calmly said:

"I don't know that Mr. Chen. What does his life and death have to do with my grandson? Hehe, the friend I'm talking about can be considered to have great skills. In these three realms, he can make my grandson look different to me, so he is willing to intervene." This is a troublesome matter. If it's an ordinary bastard with no ability, how can you invite your grandpa to go out in person? Besides, helping my old friend is even adding trouble to the old Jade Emperor. Hehe, it's a good deal Business, well done."

These words can be regarded as aroused Tianpeng's curiosity, he wiped his face, sat down boldly and said:

"Great Sage, please share with me the reason for this. I violated the rules of heaven and was demoted to the earth. When I was reincarnated, I had a wrong thought and returned to Chen Guangrui with the corpse. I don't know that there are other lawsuits involved. Do you dare to ask who is the best friend of the Great Sage? Jiaojiao... why does Miss Yin have another husband?"

Pei Xiang flashed those fake golden eyes, and grinned again. She jumped off the chair, found a clean place to sit down again, crossed her legs and shook her feet and said:

"It's a long story. That Miss Yin was Chen Guangrui's wife in this life, but in her previous life, she had such a special relationship. Unfortunately, there was no good result due to the accident. Tsk, in fact, there is a woman's love. As far as the matter is concerned, my grandson has always been impatient to listen carefully, very irritable and boring.

"It's just that when I went to a friend's place to ask for a drink, I saw that my friend often sighed at Yuekong, looking very pitiful, so I inquired with the brothers and generals around him, and then I learned the whole story. Hey, old grandson I didn't want to intervene in Yuelao's business, but I was too drunk at the time, and my good friend's brothers pushed me, so I agreed.

"After waking up from the drunkenness, the old grandson thought that he was not a person who turned back on what he said, so he went to this world to find the reincarnation of the beautiful lady for my friend, and see how she is doing now. Coincidentally, the husband of the beautiful lady in this life was not destined Jue, I should have returned in vain. But I just allowed you, a bastard, to get in and make Chen Guangrui reincarnate early. The fate of this marriage is broken... Hehe, it should be me anyway. Good opportunity for friends to renew their relationship."

As soon as the words fell, Tianpeng stood up, stared and said angrily:

"The Great Sage's words are not fair. Since your friend missed Miss Yin's previous life, it means that the two of them are destined to have nothing to do with each other. How could they even have a happy life in this life? This is too overbearing. Hmph, this matter is not That's it.

"Besides, I don't know that the good friend of the Great Sage has become an immortal? If so, how can he continue his relationship with a mortal woman? It would violate the rules of heaven.

"In my opinion, my canopy is the most suitable. Since I have taken up my husband's body, I have to be responsible to the end. Although I have been demoted to the mortal world, fortunately I still have my skills, and the nine-toothed rake is inseparable. Jiao will be a happy couple who don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals."

After hearing Tianpeng's words, Pei Xiang immediately sneered several times, and said:

"Okay you canopy, why do you think I am so patient today to talk about cause and effect with you instead of killing it with a stick? Oh, it's just because my friend is really arrogant and has a good ability, so I'm definitely not willing to let you People took revenge for him.

"He has something to do now and he can't get away. When he is free, he will naturally come over to take care of you idiot. Tianpeng, if you are really Chen Guangrui in Yuelao's marriage book, my friend will naturally not do anything to you, but you But he is a counterfeit, and he has repeatedly violated the rules of heaven. Tsk tsk, my friend is not polite, after all, it is also revenge for taking his wife."

Tianpeng was aroused by Pei Xiang's words, and he hastily retorted:

"How can the great sage look down on me so much? No matter who comes, let him try Lao Tzu's nine-toothed rake to see who is the defeater. Hmph, besides, although I have been demoted to the mortal world, the old friendship is still there, Even if the Lord Nine Heavens Dang came to ask in person, I can still have a close relationship, so what are you afraid of?"

Pei Xiang jumped from one chair to another, grinned strangely twice, then sighed again, and said slowly:

"Stupid man, if I say his name, you will know whether you can beat him."

"Please ask the Great Sage to report Ling Youzun's name!"

Canopy yelled loudly, then rolled his eyes, doubting:

"Besides, I always feel that you, the great sage, are lying to me. The rules of heaven are strict, how many decent gods dare to fall in love with mortals? Great sage, if your friend is not very capable and can't compete with my canopy, you can't do it. You want to randomly arrange a famous and high-status Shangxian Zhenjun to fool me. Although I have been demoted, I still have some ability to inquire about news."

Suspected, Pei Xiang immediately jumped onto the high shelf and smashed the canopy with fruit. She let out her anger and sneered:

"Why am I coaxing you! My old grandson is always reasonable, if I had a fight with you long ago, why bother here. However, my friend is not someone else, as long as I say his name, you will You know I'm not making up random nonsense. After all, he has some family background in the matter of love between immortals and mortals."

"Heh, Marshal Ben is all ears." Canopy said in disbelief.

"Tianpeng, listen, Miss Yin's previous life's evil fate, your current opponent is the Xiansheng Erlang Zhenjun who currently lives in Guanzhou Guanjiangkou."