The president is a snake maniac

Zhuang Qin looked at the filth flowing down his trouser legs and almost didn't spit it out. He covered his mouth and was about to get angry, but when he saw the little gray face on the sofa, he suppressed his anger.

"Call the cleaner to come in and clean it up!" He said in a deep voice, then rushed to the bathroom in a panic, took off his clothes and started rushing, rolling up his pants and shoes and throwing them into the trash can.

The doctor called for cleaning, and he gave Wen Xiaoning a drink of water. After drinking the water, he vomited again and his face eased a little, and he was no longer so ugly.

He opened his eyes and was stunned when he saw a strange face: "Who are you?"

"Family doctor." The doctor smiled and helped his needled hand, "Are you feeling okay now?"

"Well, I'm much better..." Wen Xiaoning sat up, looking at the tangled needle in his hand, "Well, can I go home and get the needle again? I haven't finished my work yet."

"I can't decide this. You have to wait for Mr. Zhuang to come out after washing." The doctor also saw that the relationship between this person and Mr. Zhuang seemed unusual. When he always comes out of the shower, he is definitely the one who gets bombarded.

The cleaning lady came in and quickly cleaned up the dirt on the floor.Wen Xiaoning was very embarrassed, he blushed and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I was careless."

The cleaning aunt smiled and said it was okay, then quickly took the dirt out, and cleaned the floor and sofa in less than 5 minutes.

Zhuang Qin came out wearing spare clothes with a gloomy face, his hair was wet and dripping.He asked the doctor what he needed to pay attention to, and then sent him away. When he came back, he looked at Wen Xiaoning who was sitting on the sofa with an innocent face and sneered, "You're so good, you just threw up on me after I confessed to you."

"I didn't do it on purpose..." Wen Xiaoning muttered in embarrassment. He stared at the hanging water bottle hanging on the coat rack in a daze for a while, then suddenly remembered the business, "Well, I haven't finished delivering the express delivery yet. .Can this thing wait until I get home?"

"If you don't want to die, go out." Zhuang Qin strolled to the side where the work was done, grabbed the cigarette case, knocked out a cigarette, lit it in his mouth, and puffed out a puff of smoke, "I won't report your death on the way later."

"What are you talking about?" Wen Xiaoning became unhappy, and his stubborn temper came up, and he stretched out his hand to tear off the pillow.

Zhuang Qin rushed over and held down his wobbly paws: "I found out that you really want money and life, so you can't stop and stop?" Come up as soon as you say it, "Can't I say a few words about you?"

Wen Xiaoning raised his head and cast a particularly disdainful look: "I'm just like this and you still confess to me, it shows that your vision is not very good."

Zhuang Qin laughed angrily, wishing to shout to the ancestor in front of him: "Come on, stop, what does my vision have to do with you? Saying that I have a bad vision can't raise your social status and value, and correct your kind." You want money and don't care about your life!" He pulled the black paw with the needle and looked at it, the needle was not crooked and blood returned, "I'll call your boss, and someone will come to pick you up in a while."

"You know my boss?" Wen Xiaoning looked at him in surprise.

"If you have money, you can know whoever you want to know." Boss Zhuang Da said that I am rich because I am so hot.

Wen Xiaoning rolled his eyes a few times: "So you said I was transferred here suddenly?"

Zhuang Qin raised his eyebrows and snorted, "Yes, what I said, what? You want to accuse me of being nosy?" After speaking, he squeezed the black claws on his palm until he reached the thick calluses on his fingertips and palm, Suddenly feel distressed.

"Of course not! Although I despise things like going through the back door, it would be great if I have something to do with it!" Wen Xiaoning finished speaking uprightly, feeling a little dizzy, he leaned on the sofa and panted slightly, "Then Awesome Comrade Zhuang, when are you going to call my boss? It will be dark before the delivery is over!"

"You are honest and bold!" Zhuang Qin couldn't laugh or cry, he put Wen Xiaoning's paw back on his knee, then stood up and went to make a phone call.

Wen Xiaoning lowered his head, looking at the hand that took advantage of him.It was probably because Zhuang Qin had just taken a shower, his fingers were wet and cold, and he felt a strange feeling when he touched his parched palm.He could feel that the skin of the other party's fingers was delicate, almost no calluses at all, and the fingers were long and slender, as moist as jade carvings.What about your own?Tanned, like charcoal, with calluses all over the palms, which are all worn out after a long time of moving things and collecting parcels.

One in the sky and one in the ground.

Just like this, I can still confess to myself, how strong is this taste...

Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What's so happy about it?" Zhuang Qin hung up the phone, looking at someone's smiling face in surprise, "What's the matter? You don't plan to wash your hands after I touched them in your life, do you?"

Wen Xiaoning laughed hahaha, dizzy for a while, and took a long time to catch his breath: "I was just thinking, what do you usually eat, why do you get tired of eating and want to change your taste? See me What's wrong with me? Tell me, and I'll change it." He looked at Boss Zhuang with sincere eyes, and the tears from his smile made his eyes black and bright and watery, which was very attractive.

Zhuang Qin resisted the desire to kiss the pair of eyeballs, and replied seriously: "I have such a strong taste, you know, 80% of Heiqiao will not get fat, let alone greasy. "

"You are the chocolate!" Wen Xiaoning was so teased that he laughed dizzily, "Boss Zhuang is Boss Zhuang, this is a love story, it's a pity, I'm a man, if I were a girl, I would throw myself into your arms and cry immediately. "

"If you're a girl, if I say you're black, you'll have to slap me." Zhuang Qin Papa's undried hair felt a little bit of bitterness, "Anyway, I've fallen in love with you now, and I want to have sex with you, I want to do it. You, can you tell me a word."

Wen Xiaoning's chrysanthemum tightened, and he covered his chest with both hands: "Just wait for me to think about it." He was wanted to fuck.Your three words shocked the tiger's body!

"Thinking about it proves that you also have a crush on me, but I'm such an excellent, handsome, awesome and rich person, what the hell are you thinking?" Zhuang Qin took a puff of cigarette, sat on the sofa and squinted at the patient beside him , "No one else can ask for it."

"The problem is that you don't want to fuck someone else right now." Wen Xiaoning showed no weakness in talking back, "If you confess first, I will have the advantage to choose whether to do it or not. I have to think about the benefits of this matter to me. Anyway, I have no Money, and I don’t want to be stabbed. Eye, you can’t get any benefits from me.”

Zhuang Qin was amused by his vulgarity, then coughed for a long time choked by the smoke, then wiped the corners of his eyes and sighed: "Okay, Wen Xiaoning, you really got out of money, and you don't want to take any losses. How about it, I'll let you see my sincerity... Don't stare at me, it's a good thing your eyelids are swollen, otherwise your big eyeballs will fall out. That diploma doesn't count, I just bought a suite... You know what I mean, right? "He knocked off the cigarette ash, smoking like a hooligan.

The corner of Wen Xiaoning's mouth twitched: "Boss Zhuang plans to hide chocolates in the golden house?"

"You are so beautiful." Zhuang Qin laughed, "Didn't you study interior design? For me, just be generous and give you my new house for a try. No matter what the design is, I will pay according to the market price, which is better than yours. How about making a lot of money in express delivery?" His voice gradually lowered, as if he was coaxing Little Red Riding Hood's big bad wolf with a lollipop.

"You liar, how much money can I earn just from your single business?" Wen Xiaoning is not stupid, he is not an ignorant teenager or girl, he will give his body and mind gratefully with just a few good words and throw a piece of pie, "I It can only be done for you when the remaining time of delivery is over."

"You don't suffer at all, you." Zhuang Qin lit Heiqiao with a cigarette butt, then crushed the cigarette into the ashtray, "Okay, we have to sign a contract, don't look back, you got half of it for me I'm going to find someone to cry with. There's still time, don't tell me you're busy and let me wait until I'm old and I can't live in a new house."

"That can't be..." Wen Xiaoning wanted to make a statement, but saw Boss Zhuang taking out a stack of documents from under the coffee table in front of the sofa and putting them in front of him, "...one link after another, tall, you are really tall."

"Don't be so poor, why didn't I find you so poor before?" Zhuang Qin wanted to laugh again, he snorted a couple of Wen Xiaoning's short hair, "Take a look, Grandet."

"That's because you haven't gotten to know me very well, and you insist on confessing to me. I'm so uncomfortable right now, and I always feel that I'm sorry for taking too much initiative." Wen Xiaoning put the contract on his knee without a needle in his hand Flip through the previous ones.

"I'm still wrong about co-authoring. Otherwise, I'll give you a sum of money. You told me to ignore anyone after the transaction?" Zhuang Qin wanted to smoke again, but looked at the other end of the sofa and shrank. The haggard little face of the little black Grandet, with his swollen eyes, swallowed the tobacco worms again.

"No, this kind of transaction will cause irreparable trauma to my pure heart. How can I find a wife in the future?" Wen Xiaoning didn't raise his head, and didn't realize that the face of the person next to him changed when he said he was looking for a wife. .

"I can't help but you don't want to find a wife after you follow me." Zhuang Qin said angrily, he felt that he was really a little bit cheap now, what is this for?Trying to be nice to people, but they don't take themselves seriously at all.

This feeling of being ignored was really unique to Scorpion Papa, which made it difficult for him to swallow, but it was also a bit irritating.

"I won't look for a wife if you give birth to me. Mr. Zhuang, with your appearance, height, style, and IQ, you are definitely smart to have a child." Wen Xiaoning raised his head and praised with a smile.

Zhuang Qin tilted his head and arched his tongue on his cheeks. He looked at the smiling guy in front of him from between his eyelashes, and couldn't find any adjectives.

"I'm afraid that this child will grow up like me, and have a miser's temperament like you. After that, it will be unlucky. My company will stop doing it, and change it all into banknotes for my son to count." He resisted the urge to roll his eyes and sprayed. A few words.

"This won't work, just sit and eat, you have a problem with your mother's education." Wen Xiaoning sprayed back.

"Your uncle!" Zhuang Qin couldn't bear it any longer, he dragged the man to his eyes, opened his mouth and gnawed on it!