The president is a snake maniac

"Hahahahaha, so you believed it and sent him home? Hahahaha, Dazhuang, Dazhuang, you also have today!" After listening to Zhuang Qin's painful and sweet dating journey, Cheng Jiamin rolled over with laughter.

"I just want to ask, what should I do next." Zhuang Qin was also a little helpless. After sending him back, he thought and felt that something was wrong, and then ran to Boss Cheng for advice when the rain stopped. one time.After all, among his good friends, only Cheng Jiamin has rich experience in "love".He had never been in love before. Cao Yang probably didn't know how to write the word love, so he just waited stupidly. After waiting for seven years, he broke out and gnawed him twice. Watching him, whether you can see him or not.

"You've missed the opportunity, it's hard to handle..." Cheng Jiamin sucked his teeth and clicked his tongue. Taking advantage of Yang Run's absence, he began to criticize Boss Zhuang, "Tell me about you, Xiao Runrun, isn't it?" Is it good? The two of you have been together for so many years, no matter what you do in bed and off the bed, you are in harmony, and your work matches. If you agree with him, he will definitely stay with you wholeheartedly. "

"It's impossible for me to talk to him." Zhuang Qin flatly refused, "Let's not talk about Cao Yang, Yang Run is not bad, but it's not suitable for me, I don't feel it."

"Damn it, you both have the seven-year itch!" Boss Cheng was also convinced, "Now I feel it, look at this whole thing, you're bothering me, and I just find an excuse I just rejected it for you, a kiss is a fart! Can it be true love if you don’t have sex?" He felt that Zhuang Qin’s mind was a little out of order, and to people like them, talking about falling in love would make people laugh .Either get married, or find someone with big breasts and no brains to have a child. True love is pitifully rare in their circle, and most of them are pretended.

"When you meet the person you also want to fall in love with, you'll know..." Zhuang Qinyu began to act forcefully.

"Don't laugh at me to death, I will be a ghost if I can meet you! Anyway, I don't touch women now, it's too scary. If you fall in love with a man, you might as well mess with my little duck here. It's a waste of time!" Cheng The big boss dismissed it.

Zhuang Qin played with the lighter, thinking back on Wen Xiaomao's performance today, he didn't feel that his whole body was hot again, he felt that he was still in high spirits now, no matter how the other party acted like a baby, he thought it was fun, cute, and couldn't put it down.As for whether this kind of energy can pass in the future, who knows, he is only 30 years old now, and he can't live this kind of unmotivated elderly life early like Boss Cheng.

Boss Cheng Da was talking nonsense about his various love histories, when he suddenly found that someone was silent, he looked over in surprise, his eyes almost fell out.

I saw Zhuang Qin leaning on the sofa with his head up, his face flushed and blue veins exposed, his eyes closed and his breathing heavy, his left hand tightly clenched on his crotch, as if trying to suppress something.

Cheng Jiamin was startled: "Fuck, isn't it? What did I say that made you so excited?" It was really the first time he saw Zhuang Qin in this state, and the usually enchanting and sexy Miss Duck twisted her waist on him and broke her waist. I didn't see him being so excited, "You...you didn't take the wrong medicine, did you?"

Zhuang Qin ignored him, panting for a long time before opening his eyes, his eyes were blood red: "Damn, I want to kill him!" He cursed in a rough voice, his chest heaved up and down, and his whole body tensed up .

"Then go do it..." Boss Cheng moved his butt and decided to stay away from this guy. Who knows if he will suddenly explode and beat himself up again.His eyes are still sharp, and he doesn't want to be a bitch again.

"Don't talk nonsense with me!" Zhuang Qin threw the lighter that was about to squeeze out of water on the coffee table, and then kicked the huge and heavy coffee table half a meter away, "Give me a trick, how can I get him out of here quickly?" Got it." He felt that he was about to be burned by the fire, and every cell in his body was clamoring to fuck a certain little wild cat so that he couldn't get up on the bed.

Cheng Jiamin scratched his head and scratched his head for a long time: "How do I know, damn, I can chase people in minutes, who is as laborious as you. Besides, based on the conditions of our Dazhuang, a group of men, women, and elders are beckoning." Few of them have to jump up, and you still have to make that effort." He sighed and said earnestly, "And even if you catch up with this kind of person, if you don't want it in the future, you will be in trouble if you want to get rid of it. Look at Runrun, he followed you with all his heart, and the old Cao who hooked him was like a donkey. Even if the bed sheet was rolled, wouldn't he let you go? I think your little leopard will probably be like this in the future. This is still Okay, if he can't think about it, he can stab you to death."

Zhuang Qin was silent for a long time: "You think too far, he is not that kind of person. Believe it or not, if I want to say goodbye, he will leave faster than me." After he finished speaking, his heart began to feel uncomfortable. Thinking of Wen Xiaoning running away holding an umbrella when he got out of the car, without turning his head, and showing no nostalgia at all, he started to feel irritable.

"Tell me, have I become ugly? I'm not attractive anymore?" Zhuang Qin said suddenly.

Boss Cheng Da was almost choked to death by his own saliva. Now he admires Kitten Wen to death. Look at you little dick, what kind of trouble did Uncle Zhuang make you?

"I think it's time for you to take medicine." Cheng Jiamin was a little stimulated, and began to shout at people, "Go home, Dazhuang, go home and sleep, take a good rest here." He nodded his head with his fingers, "Sober and sober , As for it? What kind of do you want? Why do you have to rely on him, huh? Do you want to try another person?"

Zhuang Qin stared at the colored lights on the ceiling in a daze for a long time, and decided to think carefully about Boss Cheng's opinions and suggestions.He also felt that he was a little crazy recently, and he was becoming less and less like himself.

Boss Zhuang is tangled here, and Wen Xiaomao who returned home is also tangled.He finished dinner absent-mindedly, cleaned up the house, cleaned the toilet for Rhubarb and the two cats, and watched a stupid TV series with his mother for a while, and then hid in his room under the pretext of helping Kang Ming with the design. .

Turning on the computer, the old computer hummed and rang as slowly as an old cow pulling a broken car, and it was not officially started until Wen Xiaoning finished washing.

"Kangkang!" Wen Xiaomao called his good friend directly after going online.

The other party replied almost in seconds: "What's wrong?"

"Let me ask you something, tell me, how can a person be sure whether he is curvy?" Wen Xiaoning thought of the few kisses today, and his body began to feel hot involuntarily.

Kang Ming was stunned when he saw this sentence, and instantly remembered the incident that Wen Xiaoning had talked to him some time ago, he hesitated on the keyboard for a long time, typed and deleted, deleted and typed, and asked directly after a long time: "What happened to you and that rich man?"

Wen Xiaoning was stunned, and then began to blush: "You are like a roundworm in my stomach...We kissed today."

Kang Ming wanted to drop the keyboard when he saw this!He was really afraid that something would come and go, and he wasted a long time talking: "Kiss you hard?" He finished typing these words angrily, stood up and walked around for a long time, then sat back and saw that the other party was still typing, so he went to bed again. A sentence was thrown away, "Think about your chrysanthemums!!"

"It's hard, and I also think it's abnormal. Although I haven't had a girlfriend before, I know that men and men are abnormal, but he treats me very well now. By the way, you know ,Professor X settled the matter for me, and he asked me to get my graduation certificate back. You know that this matter hurt me a lot. I lied to him that I had a psychological shadow, and he didn't force me, but we had a handjob, which was great. Kangkang, am I not very moral?" Wen Xiaoning typed a lot of words, and the more he typed Feeling more hopeless.

Kang Ming rubbed his face vigorously, and was about to turn his head to the sky and howl.What kind of rhythm is this?He didn't have any ideas at first, but now he realized that the "male god" he had been coveting for a long time was an invisible gay!Is there any reason? ?

He was out of breath for a long time, and put his hands on the keyboard with trembling hands: "I think, your mentality is quite normal, thanksgiving and curiosity, anyway, there is nothing to lose, and it's cool, you just don't understand Okay? Actually, it’s quite easy, you see we’re so familiar, buddy can sacrifice a little bit, be with you, let you feel what it’s like to be with a man, wouldn’t it be great?”

"Then you are at a disadvantage." Wen Xiaoning thought for a while, and always felt that this method was a bit inhumane, how could he get his friends into the water?

"What's wrong with me? We've known each other so well, and we've lived in the same dormitory for four years. How can I not know what you are like?" Kang Ming's face flushed with excitement, and his eyes sparkled, "Don't you just I want to know if you are bent? If you feel the same when you are with me, then you are bent. If you don’t feel it, it is curiosity and gratitude, understand?”

He tried his best to think about the common ground between the two of them, and racked his brains to lure him to him: "Look, we both do design, if you really... right, we are together Isn’t there a common language? It’s better than mixing with that rich man, right?”

Wen Xiaoning always felt that the topic was going in a strange direction, he shook his head, and quickly brought the topic back: "I don't think it's reliable. And you don't know, that man even told me he liked me, and said When the court opens, take me to see it... If we two... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, if he finds out that there is a problem, I'm still going to take advantage of him."

"Whoever takes advantage of it, big brother!!" Kang Ming was about to go crazy, "They're all for fun, and they think it's fun...Why are you so stupid!"

"I know..." Wen Xiaoning was very calm, "I knew the ending in advance, so I don't care. I'll go with him if he treats me well. Don't take advantage of the bastard. Even if he doesn't have any interest in me later, I'll be fine." There is nothing to lose, it would be even better if I could make some money, I marry my wife and he fucks his man, the two have nothing to do with each other."

Kang Ming was sitting in front of the computer, seeing these few words, he was in a bad mood.How could he have forgotten the characteristics of Wen Xiaoning?He was short of money and lacked a sense of security, so he wove a thick net for himself with an indifferent attitude, and then shrank into it without moving.For so many years, except for the fact that he was expelled from school, which made him emotionally fluctuate, other times...

He didn't know if he should give that rich guy some wax at this time.

Standing in front of the KTV, Zhuang Qin sneezed loudly, startling Boss Cheng who sent him down.He rubbed his nose: "Maybe you caught a cold?"

Boss Cheng rolled his eyes: "I think someone scolded you. You are as strong as a cow, and you can still catch a cold?"

Zhuang Qin shrugged and left.He had to think about it, what would be the result of his playing like this, he suddenly felt that he couldn't understand that guy, this feeling was too bad...