The president is a snake maniac

The two of them lay on the bed for a long time, and the last drowsiness was exhausted. Wen Xiaoning struggled to get up from the bed, picked a T-shirt from the closet and put it on, and turned to ask Zhuang Qin, "Are you going back now?"

"Well, the water should have receded. I don't think it's raining much outside." Zhuang Qin sat up, rubbed his face vigorously, and yawned, "I didn't sleep well all night, so I went home to catch up on sleep."

Wen Xiaoning sneered and put on a pair of big pants, then looked at the pair of little crocodiles placed at the door.It's a pity that the two little crocodiles probably drank too much water and vomited, and their skin showed a very sluggish state.

"Your crocodile." He gloated and brought the shoe to Boss Zhuang, "It's dead."

Zhuang Qin looked at the dirty socks in the corner of the wall, frowned, stuffed his feet into the shoes, and then backed out: "Throw it away."

"Rich man!" Wen Xiaoning spurned, and threw the shoes back to the corner, "My pair of high-end slippers kindly let you wear them back."

"Thank you so much!" Zhuang Qin sneered. He picked up his shirt, looked at the creases on it, and threw it back on the chair in disgust, "If you are a good man, why don't you give me some clothes again?"

"There are so many things!" Wen Xiaoning buried his head in the closet for a long time, digging out two t-shirts that were once disliked by a certain big boss because of their poor style and poor quality, and threw them into Zhuang Qin's arms: "Only these two large ones, you Let's see what I can wear."

Zhuang Qin smiled and took out a dark suit. These clothes were originally bought for Wen Xiaoning, and they were a bit tight in large sizes. Besides, what good clothes can I buy on Taobao?Nothing more than pure cotton absorbing water and sweat is enough.Moreover, this t-shirt can be worn, but the trousers are not. There is no other way, Boss Zhuang can only wrong himself to wear trousers, with slippers one size smaller under his feet. He is neither fish nor fowl, and looks silly.

"Handsome?" Zhuang Qin showed off his pectoral muscles and biceps.

Wen Xiaoning made the bed without raising his head: "You're so handsome, with your looks, if you go out with bare buttocks, people will call you handsome."

"Shaote, come here!" Zhuang Qin slapped Wen Xiaoning's buttocks and rubbed them, "Give me a bag for clothes and shoes."

"Do you still want those shoes? You really know how to live." Wen Xiaomao, who jumped to the side, rubbed his butt, and pulled out a cloth bag from the bedside table, "Here, my sister sewed it."

"Take it out and throw it away, destroying the corpse and destroying the traces!" Zhuang Qin took another plastic bag, wrapped the shoes, and stuffed them into the cloth bag together with the clothes, "Well, I'm leaving, come, give it to my husband."

"Get lost!" Wen Xiaoning ignored him.

"Tsk!" Boss Zhuang was not happy, he forced the man to twist his head, and sucked hard, "Xiang."

"Master Xiang, you haven't even brushed your teeth yet!" Wen Xiaoning almost blew his hair, and rushed outside to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Aunt Wen was watching TV in her room. When she saw Zhuang Qin coming out with a bag, she hurried up to greet her: "Oh, Dazhuang, you, are you leaving? Don't go, don't go, Auntie stewed ribs, delicious I’m telling you, don’t leave!” As she spoke, the old lady grabbed the cloth bag with her hands, “Hey, isn’t this Niuniu’s bag?”

"Mom, I brought him a clothes bag." Wen Xiaoning poked his head out of the bathroom, mouth full of toothpaste foam, "He said he didn't sleep well last night, so he wants to go back to sleep."

"Eat lunch without delaying sleep! This child!" Aunt Wen took the cloth bag back to her room, "Don't go, eat, eat before leaving!"

Zhuang Qin had never been treated so warmly before, he poked there in embarrassment, tied his hands and didn't know what to do.

Rhubarb meowed, and his fat body walked slowly to the door. Two round cat eyes stared at Zhuang Qin, as if looking at a large piece of delicious meat.

Now I want to leave but I can't!

Boss Zhuang smiled stiffly, he casually agreed to Aunt Wen's invitation, and slowly retreated back to Wen Xiaoning's room, standing at the door and staring at Da Huang.

Now Wen Xiaoning's room is his temporary territory, for the safety of his life, he must defend it!

Boss Zhuang's blood boiled with enthusiasm, trying to keep his legs from trembling!

"What are you doing in a daze? Go wash your face if you don't leave. You didn't wash well yesterday." Wen Xiaoning came out of the bathroom and saw the two people staring at each other across the hallway. Fine, Da Huang hasn't cultivated a human form yet, so why are you afraid of becoming like this?"

Aunt Wen came out of the kitchen, wiped her hands with her apron, and looked at Zhuang Qin in surprise: "Ah? Are you afraid of cats, my child?"

"How can it be..." Zhuang Qin laughed dryly, before he finished speaking, he saw a big yellow arrow rushing towards him.He let out a yelp in fright, his voice cracked, he turned his head and ran, and swished onto the bed.

Rhubarb squatted at the door of the bedroom, licking his paw gracefully.

Wen Xiaoning laughed and leaned against the wall, trembling all over, even Aunt Wen laughed out loud: "Oh, this child, hahaha, rhubarb is here, don't make trouble, come here."

Zhuang Qin felt that he would be ashamed to appear in front of Aunt Wen in his life. It was too embarrassing. This, too, was too embarrassing!

Rhubarb, like General Desheng, with a tall tail and a twisted fat buttocks, walked into the balcony of Wen Xiaoning's house with catwalks, then jumped up, passed through the anti-theft railing, and jumped two or three times to the little dwarf on the opposite side. On the roof of the house, I went to play with my friends.

Wen Xiaoning laughed so hard that his whole body went limp, he leaned on the wall and squatted on the ground, almost out of breath.Aunt Wen scolded with a smile: "You child, stop laughing! Go and see if Dazhuang is scared, alas, I was taken aback by that voice just now."

Wen Xiaoning burst into hahahaha again, wiped his tears and entered the room: "Is the soul still there?"

Zhuang Qin nestled on the bed, crying in his heart, as if he was going home! ! !

As soon as he finished washing, Wen Xiaoyun arrived home, and when she opened the door, she saw Zhuang Qin coming out of her bathroom, and was stunned.

Zhuang Qin nodded at her, and returned to the room coldly, secretly thankful that she came back late, otherwise Lao Tzu's fame would really be lost.

The shock that Wen Xiaoyun received in her heart was not much less than Zhuang Qin's shock when she saw Rhubarb. Now she is completely stupid, and she didn't come back all night. Why is there such a great god in the room! !Can anyone tell her what happened? ?Why does this guy look so calm in his own home?

"Niu Niu is back?" Aunt Wen was choosing celery with her son, and she was very happy to see her daughter back. "Hey, Niu Niu, your leader stayed here last night." She blinked after she finished speaking.

Wen Xiaoyun saw her mother's two movements, and instantly guessed her mother's inner activities. She sighed deeply: "Mom, don't think about it." She put down the bag in her hand, hesitated for a while, or Walking to his younger brother's room, he looked at the man sitting in front of the computer looking through his photo album, "Mr. Zhuang, why are you here when you're free?"

"Well, there was heavy rain and water last night, so I couldn't go back. Fortunately, my aunt was kind enough to let me stay for one night." Zhuang Qin nodded to Wen Xiaoyun, pointing to the photo album, "Your brother was very cute when he was young."

Wen Xiaoyun gritted her teeth and forced a smile: "There are countless photos."

"Oh..." Zhuang Qin's fingers paused, and he still took out one, and stuffed it in his pocket, "Well, I know."

You know what a fart, you know you still take it!

Wen Xiaoyun simply out of sight and out of mind, turned her head and went back to her room.

"Hey..." Aunt Wen dropped the celery in her hand, and leaned in front of her daughter: "Niuniu, tell me, has your leader taken a fancy to you? I found that he is very kind to our family. You can't stay in a hotel anywhere, why do you have to come to our house?"

Where did people fall in love with your daughter, they are eyeing your son!Your son, your fresh, delicious and lovely eldest son, was taken by a wolf!

Of course, you can’t tell your mother this. Wen Xiaoyun rolled her eyes and lowered her head to break Celery’s younger brother, trying to suppress her anger: “How can it be, people will not pick up my work time if they like me. I guess there is no one nearby. A suitable hotel..." The mud horse in her heart was about to blow up, and she was galloping back and forth in a turbulent manner. If Aunt Wen was not at home at the moment, she would probably blow up directly. Throw out the shameless thing!

Tell me, can you be more reserved?It's okay to chase and intercept people outside, but why are they blocking people's homes?

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but stare at her younger brother who lowered his head and pretended to be fine.

Wen Xiaoning knew he was in the wrong, so he didn't make a sound, and quickly broke the celery: "Mom, this is done, is there anything else to do?"

"It's gone, it's gone, hey, you wash two peaches for that Dazhuang, let him wait, we can have dinner in a while." Aunt Wen drove her son back to the house, turned around and whispered to her daughter, "Change clothes and help me." , whether he has his eyes on you or not, it is always an opportunity to let him see that you are so virtuous and beautiful, and he will be tempted if he can't help it."

Wen Xiaoyun was almost drunk, she looked at her mother's active look, and she wanted to give her younger brother a good meal.

Four people at a table finished the meal with different thoughts. Zhuang Qin praised Aunt Wen as a royal chef, and the old lady's fangs were blinded by the joy of the old lady. Put it in: "Eat more, eat more, eat more, if there is not enough, there will be more in the pot!"

Don't be afraid to die!Wen Xiaoyun chewed celery angrily, as if chewing someone's bone.

After dinner, the rain outside also stopped, revealing the bright sunshine.

Aunt Wen held back all morning, seeing the sun so happy like that, she went out for a walk after cleaning up the dishes.

"I have to go to the company in the afternoon!" Wen Xiaoning opened his mouth quickly, choking back his sister's words, and followed his mother out the door.

Zhuang Qin found the cloth bag and held it in his hand, kicked on the slippers, looked at the angry Wen Xiaoyun, and suddenly said: "Then, sister, I'm leaving." After speaking, he went out.

Sister, I'm leaving.

Sister, I'm going...

sister……

Wen Xiaoyun threw herself on the bed angrily, grabbed the pillow and slapped her madly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

There were a bunch of tooth marks and saliva on the pillow, and the two kittens huddled in the corner, looking at the crazy woman in front of them in horror, not daring to jump up and down.

Tired of tossing and tossing, she lost her pillow and lay on the bed, and laughed out loud for a long time: "Fuck, I will wait for my old lady, fuck, fuck, beat me to death!"

The two people standing under the window sill looked at each other, Wen Xiaoning shrank his neck and got into the car and urged: "Hurry up, hurry up, I guess my sister hates you to death."

"Your sister is my sister." Seeing that there was no one around, Zhuang Qin stretched his neck to steal incense, and then slid the car out of the community, "I guess she is happy."

"Happy to have your skin peeled!" Wen Xiaoning sighed, "Fortunately, the working hours are staggered, otherwise I would be the one who got skinned."

"Then don't go back tonight, go to my house." Zhuang Qin seduces grandly.

"Hehe..." Wen Xiaoning sneered, and decided to ignore this clumsy invitation. He was not stupid, and after he went... Tsk, the picture was too pornographic, I couldn't bear to imagine it!

Zhuang Qin failed to coax him for a long time, so he could only put him at the gate of the courier station, and drove away in frustration.

The accumulated water on the road receded a lot, and only some shallow puddles remained in some low-lying places.Zhuang Qin didn't bother to go to the company because of his outfit, so he turned the car around and went to Sanlitun.

Cao Yang was dragged up from the bed again, he wondered, why did these people come to him during the day instead?Don't you know he's a night owl?Unless there is something special, the daytime is used to catch up on sleep!

Looking at Cao Yang's miserable green face, Zhuang Qin unceremoniously took out a bottle of water from the refrigerator, unscrewed the bottle and poured half of it, and wiped his mouth after filling it: "Mother-in-law's stewed meat is a bit salty."

Cao Yang grabbed something at hand and threw it over: "Get lost!"

As soon as Zhuang Qin raised his hand, he pinched the hidden weapon in his hand, which was the remote control of the air conditioner.He shook his head and threw the remote control back: "Are you envious or jealous?"

As he spoke, he kicked off the slippers on his feet, took off his trousers and T-shirt, opened Cao Yang's closet and pulled out a silk pajamas: "I'll take a shower first, you can continue to sleep."

What a fucking dog!Cao Yang laughed angrily: "You came here just to take a shower? And then to show off that your mother-in-law cooked meat for you? By the way, where did your mother-in-law come from?"

Zhuang Qin stroked the stubble on his chin, and smiled: "Guess?"

"Guess your guess, guess!" Cao Yang pushed back angrily, his eyes were like searchlights scanning the person from beginning to end, "I'm afraid you just took advantage of it, but you haven't got the person yet, right?"

Zhuang Qin glared at him: "Mother-in-law gave me stewed meat!"

Cao Yang stared back: "Runrun slept with me, literally, several times!"

Boss Zhuang was silent for a while: "Don't let him come over, I decided to let him go on a business trip."

Boss Cao sneered: "If you don't have anything to go to the Three Treasures Hall, why don't you ask me for nothing?"

Boss Zhuang retreated, went off to take a shower, and took away Boss Cao's newly bought underpants.

"Bandits! Bandits!" Cao Yang cursed viciously, and hearing the sound of splashing water in his ears, he lifted the quilt and covered himself in again.He dared to bet that Zhuang Qin didn't just come here this time to show off, he must ask him for something.Hmph, when will we not talk about conditions at this time?

Zhuang Qin, Zhuang Qin, you also have today!