The president is a snake maniac

In January and April, the grass grows and the warblers fly, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, which is a particularly suitable day for tourism.

Zhuang Qin was so busy that Wen Xiaomao insisted on going on a trip. The PPT for the travel routes of several continents had more than 80 pages. He even added special effects when he was still free. In the end, Wen Xiaoning said without raising his head: " Do not go abroad!"

I made a mistake, don't you want to go abroad? ?

What? ? ?

Zhuang Qin scratched his ears and cheeks: "Why?"

Wen Xiaoning said: "It's far away, the environment is not acclimatized, I feel uncomfortable seeing foreigners, and I am not used to eating, you choose one of the four?"

Zhuang Qin carefully considered these four options, and silently deleted the PPT, feeling extremely sad: "I just want to take you out for a while."

Wen Xiaoning closed the drawing book in his hand, looked at Boss Zhuang's handsome looking face and sighed: "As long as you don't go abroad."

Boss Zhuang thought for a while, turned around and went out. After a while, he brought back a map of China and a dart.He hung the map on the wall, and said in a particularly rich manner: "Poke one, and you can go there wherever you poke!"

Wen Xiaoning picked up the dart, dumbfounded, and gestured for a long time, exerting force on his wrist, the dart flew out and landed on the map.

Boss Zhuang looked at the place where the dart was stuck and wanted to cry again.

Damn, it’s obviously not good for you to fly on such a big map, why are flying emperors on it again! ! !

[-]. Sanya is a city very suitable for tourism. Wen Xiaoning only wants to go to Sanya to see the sea.

Boss Zhuang carried the camera on his back and snapped all the way. From the time they got on the plane to the time they got off the plane, except for the break in the middle, he was always playing with that heavy black guy.

Zhuang Qin has no business in Sanya, but has a small villa not far from the seaside, which is specially used for vacation.

In the taxi, Wen Xiaoning looked at the rows of coconut trees outside the window with great interest. The coconut trees grew tall and were covered with strings of big and small coconuts.

The taxi driver was very talkative. Hearing that the two people had foreign accents, he enthusiastically introduced Sanya: "We are a good place. There are mountains, waters and the sea. There are endless fruits all year round. In March and April It's the best tourist season, and now you can go swimming in the sea. Hey, there is a private beach in the place you went to. It is said that it is very clean and good, and they are all rich people. Ah, and, come to our place. I have to eat seafood, and the coconut rice, which is very delicious. But I can remind you, don’t just buy tortoiseshell and coral, you can’t take it out..."

The car drove for more than an hour to reach the destination. After getting out of the car, Boss Zhuang picked up the camera and clicked again.

Wen Xiaoning finally got angry: "You fucking took pictures of me in the face for hours. Does this shit of yours have such a big memory? Why isn't it full!!!"

Zhuang Qin proudly patted his pocket: "Don't be afraid, I have a pack of cards!"

Wen Xiaoning fell down.

[-]. The private beach is surrounded by a circle of coconut trees. It is quiet and beautiful, like a beautiful girl hiding in a boudoir, only showing her graceful side for people she knows well.

Zhuang Qin is not the owner here, but he told Wen Xiaomao that the owner here is Baldy Cao.

Wen Xiaomao was dumbfounded: "Cao Yang is so rich??"

Zhuang Qin gritted his teeth: "This guy should be the richest among us!"

There are a few parasols on the beach, and there are a few people sitting under the parasols. They are not familiar with each other, but they still greet each other with kindness and enthusiasm.

"Basically everyone who can come here to play is acquainted with Cao's family, and they all live in that villa area." Boss Zhuang was envious and jealous, and then pulled Wen Xiaoning to go swimming.

Unmoved, Wen Xiaoning lay down on the deck chair under the parasol and settled down.

Zhuang Qin was dissatisfied: "Why don't you swim here?"

Wen Xiaoning sneered: "You let me do it. You say it again and again."

Zhuang Qin rubbed his legs with salivation: "I'm sorry, I was too excited yesterday."

Wen Xiaoning said, "Get lost."

[-]. Boss Zhuang was rolling on the beach wearing sunglasses and big underpants. Thirty or so people were like children, picking up a shell for a while, rushing to offer treasures, and carrying a small rolled up shell for a while. Show the fish to Kitty Wen.

"Here, your fish."

The little fish jumped straight in his palm.

Wen Xiaoning glanced at it: "Let it go."

Boss Zhuang asked solemnly: "You sloppy cat, why don't you eat fish?"

Wen Xiaoning smashed the water bottle in his hand, and Boss Zhuang ran away happily.

The villa housekeeper brought an ice bucket full of drinks and fruits, as well as a plate of freshly cooked seafood.Although this season is not right, the shrimp and crab shells are still very fresh and sweet.

Zhuang Qin held a palm-sized oyster and demonstrated how to eat it: "It's delicious, it's a strong one!"

Wen Xiaoning looked at him like this, and his waist started to hurt again.

Zhuang Qin played in the sea for most of the day, and started moaning when he got home at night.His back was flushed from the sun, but fortunately his skin didn't peel off.But when he took off his underpants, his snow-white butt was exposed, making Wen Xiaoning roll on the ground laughing.

Boss Zhuang was exhausted physically and mentally, and felt that he no longer wanted to play.

[-]. After playing for a week and returning to the imperial capital, a group of people gathered at Boss Zhuang's house for dinner.

Wen Xiaoning steamed a large plate full of coconut rice and brought it up. He was very excited: "It's delicious. I brought it back from Hainan. Captain Cha, eat it and take a box with you when you leave."

Cha Liang had never tasted this before, so he gave a special compliment to save face after tasting a piece.

Cao Yang took a piece for Yang Run, and then asked Zhuang Qin, "You brought this back?"

Zhuang Qin's face was all green: "Don't mention it, he bought a bunch of chili sauce, coconut flakes, coconut flour, and just a few boxes of coconut rice." He gestured at the size of the boxes, "I've been eating them for the past two days , I'm scared."

Cheng Jiamin was speechless: "Give it to the staff of that studio."

"I've given them all away, and there's still a bunch left." Zhuang Qin looked at Kitty Wen who was brewing coconut flour in the kitchen, "I smell like coconut all over now."

Cheng Jiamin burst out laughing, raised his head and shouted to the kitchen: "Boss Wen, why don't you give me some of the specialties you brought back? I'll get some from Captain Cha and his family."

Wen Xiaoning was very happy: "Okay, okay!"

Before leaving, they stuffed a car full of them.

Boss Zhuang looked at the few boxes left in the study, and his hair turned white with worry.

[-]. Cao Yang asked Wen Xiaoning: "Hey, you two have been together for two years, have you never thought about going to him once?"

Wen Xiaoning shook his head in disgust.

"Why?" Cao Yang was curious. After all, Wen Xiaoning is not a pure zero. Normally, this kind of person would have the urge to want to be with others, even his family, Runrun, had been No. [-] before.

Wen Xiaoning glanced at Boss Zhuang, who was playing video games with Cheng Jiamin, disgusted and entangled: "Zhuang Qin, it's good anywhere, but the hair is too thick."

It's not loud, but everyone can hear it.

After three seconds, laughter broke the roof.

Zhuang Qin rolled his eyes and asked Yang Run: "You don't want to take the bald man down?"

Yang Run shook his head: "I'm tired, I can't carry it."

Wen Xiaomao scratched the sofa with a smile.

Cheng Jiamin stood up: "You talk, I'll go to the toilet."

Among the seven or six people, only Wen Xiaoning and Cheng Jiamin can't cook.

Cheng Jiamin said that he is a rich young master, who has been taken care of by a nanny since he was a child. It is normal that he can't cook. The question is that Wen Xiaoning is a child of a poor family, why can't he know how to cook?

Wen Xiaoning scratched her head: "My mother and sister used to cook, but now Zhuang Qin cooks."

Cheng Jiamin clicked his tongue, "My family is Captain Cha's cooking!"

Yang Run wondered: "What's there to make you happy? Wen Xiaoning suffers, and so do you."

Cheng Jiamin was furious: "What do you mean? Are you saying that I can't attack him?"

Cao Yang threw a banana and smashed it directly into his arms, "What are you yelling about? I want the whole world to know that Boss Cheng, who was a JJ all over the world, was addicted to popping asses?"

Captain Zha Mimi smiled, "Don't bully my Chengzi, in fact, he can also cook."

Zhuang Qin stared: "I've never seen it before."

Captain Cha nodded: "I have seen it, but I have never eaten it. I dare not. I am afraid of death."

Cheng Jiamin: "...you talk, I'll go to the bathroom."

[-]. Boss Cheng wanted to counterattack, but was suppressed by force every time.He was upset, "You must not love me anymore."

Captain Cha kissed him on the mouth, "I love you, if I don't love you, can I piss you off?"

Boss Cheng said angrily: "I can also piss you dry!"

Captain Cha took off his clothes and lay down on the bed: "Come on!"

Boss Cheng was hungry and pounced on food.

Captain Cha said, "Take it easy, I'm on 24-hour shift tomorrow."

Boss Cheng was stunned for a moment, then sighed, turned over and lay down on the side, "I'll wait for you to retire, so fuck you!"

Captain Cha held him in his arms, exhausted all his strength, and made Boss Cheng cry, crying and urinating.

"I love you," he said

Boss Cheng moaned and cried, "I, I love you too..."

[-]. Cao Yang said to Yang Run: "Actually, I am willing to be fucked by you. I am your man, and you are also my man. I will not care about it."

Yang Run sorted out a bunch of reports and contracts, and took the time to glance at him: "I'd rather you do this."

Cao Yang said seriously, "I'd rather be fucked by you."

Yang Run shook his head and said, "This business is too loss-making. If you are on top, you are happy; if you are down, you are also happy. But I still have to look at these things and serve you, so it's not worth it."

Baldy Cao clicked his tongue: "I've given you a chance."

Yang Run smashed a stack of contracts that needed to be signed: "I'll give you a chance too!"

Cao Baldzi was hit in the nose, sore and sore, he could only hold his hands, tearing up, "You are getting more and more violent, dear."

Yang Run felt that he was on a thief's boat, and was very depressed, "I have lost a lot, and I feel like a kidnapped child bride, doing this and that!"

"Just don't fuck me." Bald Cao cried and picked up all the contracts, and began to sign his name one by one, "Let's sneak out next month and let the surname Zhuang do it. We can't let him take the money for nothing."

Yang Run thought for three seconds and agreed.

Zhuang Qin was lured into the company here, and when the secretary stammered the message from the thief husband, he stomped his feet angrily: "An animal, it's an animal! Cut off the relationship, we must break off the relationship!" Then he went to work with a dark face.

[-]. Yang Run was still not happy to be on it. He couldn't get hard when he saw Cao Yang's big hairy legs: "If your leg hair is as clean as your head, maybe I can try it."

Cao Yang shaved his legs in the bathroom with hatred, and went out to find his wife, but was photographed and posted on WeChat Moments.

Cao Yang felt that he would never be able to love in this life, why is his wife so cruel!

Afterwards, Yang Run complained: "I'm tired, I just need to direct you, and don't move by myself."

Bald Cao received [-] points of damage, and he will never mention it again.

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