my roommate is not human

Yu Yun's clothes were not only stained, but also crumpled by him, like dried plums.It is in sharp contrast with Ye Xi's clean and neat snow-white round-neck T-shirt and light gray plaid knee-length shorts suit.

The mother glared at Yu Yun ferociously, and smiled awkwardly at Ye Xi: "Yu Yun is just a naughty brat, he makes himself look like a mud monkey every day, unlike our analysis, he is sensible and well-behaved, and special love is clean."

You Cheng stretched out his finger, scratched the tip of his brother's nose lightly, and said affectionately, "Xi Xi, you can't talk like that, it's very rude."

Ye Xi raised his head and looked at his brother very innocently and seriously: "My brother told me that children should not lie."

You Cheng suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.

Yu Yun was so angry that his eyes were about to burst into flames, and he wished he could burn Ye Xi directly—well, not to death, as long as his well-combed hair was burned, and his clean and tidy clothes were burnt to tatters, white and cute. Just leave the smoky black ash on his little face.

***

Time flies, time flies.More than ten years have passed, and Yu Yun can't remember clearly the first time he walked into Ye Xi's house.

His trance impression was that the house was big and beautiful, and the length was very good-looking.But how beautiful the house is, what kind of appearance You Cheng looks like, I can't remember at all.

On the contrary, I remember Ye Xi clearly, including the small movements when he pouted, being hugged by his brother, his cute appearance, his black eyes, his innocent expression...

Like it?

Yu Yun felt at a loss, rather than liking it, it might be better to say he was used to it.

Because of Ye Xi's father's status, he can't make friends casually.In addition, Yu Yun's circle of friends was also restricted.

As a result, each other became the only one for each other, the only playmate and friend around them.

For more than ten years, no one else has intervened.

***

In the room opposite the door.

"Really, are you angry if you didn't see Yu Yun? Don't let me explain to him." Ye Xi frowned and complained to Luo Ke.

Luo Ke took off his backpack by himself, threw it on the floor, oh no, it was the deck of the cabin, and said nonchalantly, "Could it be that you two are messing with each other?"

Ye Xi also dropped his backpack, kicked him, and said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Luo Ke shrugged his shoulders, dodged unhurriedly, and said lightly: "If not, why are you so close every day? It's okay to separate occasionally? You are two people, no matter how close you are, you need to have your own space to talk to each other. Live? Could it be that one will fall in love in the future, and the other will follow suit as a light bulb?"

Ye Xi lowered his head, and before he could figure out the logic of his long series of words, Luo Ke smiled softly again, "Is it possible that you really plan to be tied to him for the rest of your life? what relationship?"

Once in a while... It doesn't seem to matter.Even though he thought so in his heart, Ye Xi glared at him, and then looked around the room.

Immediately, forgetting the unhappiness with Yu Yun just now, Ye Xi opened his eyes wide in disbelief, and exclaimed excitedly: "Wow wow wow, it's really great!"

The layout and furnishings of this room are roughly the same as the one Yu Yun lived in. They are all sea view rooms, and the blue sea is just outside the window.

There are two single beds in the room, covered with snow-white embroidered sheets, and pillowcases and quilt covers of the same color.

Beside the bed is a milky white desk, on which there is a computer, a water dispenser, a refrigerator...

It's just that, compared to Yu Yun's room, there is a marble statue as tall as a person in the corner.It was a girl with long hair, big eyes, a straight nose, slightly pursed lips, a pointed chin, soft and slender limbs, wearing a short skirt just below the knee and flat sandals.

She looks like an ordinary schoolgirl.

It's really strange that it is hard and cold marble, but it gives people a soft and soft feeling.

"Oh oh oh! It's so beautiful, it's like a work of art!" Ye Xi rushed over and caressed the statue fondly, "Luo Ke, look how delicate it is, even the strands of hair can be seen one by one. It's all clear."

Luo Ke turned up his pillow, lay half leaning on the bed, rolled his eyes, and said with a sneer, "What art, do you think it was still in the era of Michelangelo? It needs to be carefully carved with a knife and a knife? Now, Just pour marble powder and resin into the mould, and a work of art comes out in no time, all flawless."

"You are really awkward," Ye Xi gave him a blank look, then looked at the statue in front of him carefully, and said in a concentrated voice, "Don't you think it is very beautiful? We just need to know how to appreciate its beauty, why bother?" How do you get entangled? The joy of life lies in knowing how to enjoy the beauty in life.”

Luo Ke tilted his head to look at him, pondered for a while, and said softly, "It's so strange."

"What's so strange?" Ye Xi asked curiously.

Luo Ke smiled lightly, and said slowly, "How on earth did you come up with such philosophical words with your insufficient brain capacity?"

Ye Xi immediately flew into a rage. Without saying a word, he ran over and rode on him, pinched his neck, and shouted angrily, "Apologize! Apologize to me right away! You don't have enough brains!"

He didn't dare to use too much force, for fear of really hurting Luo Ke, so Luo Ke's breathing was fine. He took a deep look at Ye Xi, and raised his hand suddenly, "Crack!" It was pasted on Ye Xi's forehead.

Have you seen those zombies with Taoist stickers in Lin Zhengying's ghost movies?

Ye Xi is now almost the same as that unlucky zombie, he can clearly feel his limbs, but he can't even move a hair.

He stared at Luo Ke viciously, regretting that he was merciful just now, but gave the other party a chance to fight back, and now he regrets it too late.

So he could only keep his hands stuck on Luo Ke's neck, his legs separated, straddling/sitting on Luo Ke's waist, petrified.

Luo Ke stared at him with a half-smile, and suddenly became playful, stretched out his hand to pinch his nose, then pulled his cheek, and said softly: "You are not small, you dare to attack me, do you know that?" , Since I was three years old, I have played games with little ghosts every day, and even they can't take advantage of me."

Ye Xi stared at him to himself, and said to himself, so you are so hateful, is it because you have been hanging around with ghosts for too long, and your humanity is getting less and less?

"Don't scold me in your heart, I am a very small-minded person." Luo Ke saw through his thoughts, threatened with a smile, and grabbed Ye Xi's cheeks, "I can't tell, my skin is not bad , tender and slippery, I haven't seen you use any skin care products before."

Ye Xi said proudly, my young master is born with a good appearance, so he doesn't need skin care at all.

Looking at his eyes, Luo Ke knew what was going on in his heart, and in a very frivolous tone, he said, "Why do you think you are so different from your brother? Your brother's appearance and figure are really good-looking." It’s terrible, compared with him, any school flower school grass is a dog’s tail grass.”

Ye Xi immediately stared at him with fierce eyes.

"Ann, you don't have to be so excited." Luo Ke said calmly, "I'm just praising him for being a good boy, and I definitely don't mean to be unkind to him. Just like people all over the world, they appreciate Mona Lisa's smile , but there are not many men who want to marry such a woman back home as a wife..."

He was talking eloquently when suddenly someone knocked lightly on the door twice, and then the door was pushed open.

The moment the door was opened, Luo Ke quickly tore off the Dao talisman on Ye Xi's forehead.

Let's recall the posture of the two of them at this time. Ye Xi separated his legs, straddled/sat on his waist, and put his hands on his neck.

However, due to being immobilized by the "fixed body talisman" just now, Ye Xi's limbs were in a state of forced stiffness, and he suddenly regained his mobility. What will happen?

Of course, his limbs suddenly became weak, and before he thought of controlling it, due to the effect of inertia, he fell forward involuntarily, and his lips hit Luo Ke's cheek.

Warm, soft touch.

Ye Xi stared blankly at the suddenly enlarged face in front of him, his face turned red, and he was dumbfounded, what, what's going on?

The person standing at the door was Jiang Kairui. Seeing the appearance of the two of them at this time, his eyes nearly popped out: "You, you, you two..." He said tremblingly, as if he was overly frightened , I couldn't even breathe for a while.

Luo Ke held Ye Xi's shoulders, gently pushed him away, and said to the dumbfounded Jiang Kairui nonchalantly, "What you saw just now is not the truth of the matter, do you understand?"

Jiang Kairui still stood there stupidly.

Blinking at him lightly, Luo Ke said calmly, "Kerry, you know? Sometimes accidents happen, so sometimes what you see is not the truth. For example, when you eat in a restaurant, Seeing a lady dressed in jewels slapping a waiter, do you think that lady is unreasonable and bullying a poor waiter? Hmm?"

Jiang Kairui nodded subconsciously before recovering from the intense stimulation he had just received.

"But, in fact, that waiter is Chen/Shimei, who took all the family's savings years ago, abandoned the lady and their children, and ran away with Xiaosan. Who knew he failed in business, Xiaosan He also left him. Forced to earn a living, he could only go to work in the restaurant.

And that noble lady kept improving herself and worked hard to start a business, but her life became better and better.You said, she suddenly met this man who abandoned her many years ago in the restaurant, and slapped him a few times to vent her anger, right? "

Jiang Kairui nodded stiffly again.

"So, when we look at things, we can't just look at the surface, the eyes will deceive us." Luo Ke concluded, his voice became more and more low, and it was full of strong deception, "No matter what you saw just now, forget it, okay? good?"

Jiang Kairui was dazed by him, and continued to nod foolishly.

"Very good," Luo Ke smiled with satisfaction, "Now tell me, you came to see me and Ye Xi, what's the matter?"

"Oh," Jiang Kairui said blankly, "Brother Cheng invited us to the cafe on the deck, and said that we could enjoy the sea view while drinking coffee."

"Good idea." Luo Ke turned his head and asked Ye Xi, "Are you going?"

Ye Xi was still immersed in the embarrassment of "sneak attacking" him, he didn't dare to face Jiang Kairui, and muttered: "I'm a little tired, I want to rest for a while, you go."

"Okay." Luo Ke said, and left with Jiang Kairui.

Ye Xi lay blankly on the bed, and subconsciously touched his lips with his fingers, and suddenly there was a "boom", and a volcano erupted on his face.

He...has never been so close to anyone. In his memory, he only kissed his elder brother when he was a child.

When I grew up, I never had a girlfriend, so of course I didn't have the opportunity to get close to the opposite sex. I didn't expect that it was the first "first kiss" and it was dedicated to Luo Ke.

Burying his head into the pillow in great annoyance, Ye Xi wailed silently: "Why am I so unlucky? My first kiss, it should have been the first kiss, it should have been extremely romantic, it should have been with a cute and well-behaved girl, why did it happen to be that flirtatious girl?" Big radish? Why did that stupid baby see it?"

"Idiot." A faint, contemptuous chuckle suddenly entered his ears.

who? !Who is speaking? !Ye Xi was startled, and raised his eyes to look around.

His eyes fell on the statue. The marble girl opened and closed her thin lips and said contemptuously, "What an idiot."

Ye Xi's eyes widened, and he couldn't help trembling all over.

It was already evening, and the golden afterglow of the setting sun slanted in through the white lace curtains.

The girl turned around slowly, her marble-carved eyeballs turned slowly, and chuckled mockingly, "You, what an idiot."

Ye Xi's face was pale, his lips trembled, and he cried out in shock: "Luo, Luo Ke!"