my roommate is not human

In Ye Xi's heart, he had already greeted Luo Ke's eighteen generations of ancestors one by one, but there was still a flattering smile on his face, and he volunteered: "I'll come, I'll come, I'm the best at massage."

As he said, he threw off his shoes neatly, climbed onto the bed, put his hands on Luo Ke's shoulders, and kneaded them.

"The skills are good. If you can't find a job in the future, you can consider working in a massage shop for the blind." Luo Ke praised with satisfaction.

Ye Xi quietly rolled his eyes, and said modestly, "As long as you are satisfied."

Luo Ke looks skinny, and usually looks like he has no bones, his whole body is limp, and he leans on where he needs to lean. Unexpectedly, his shoulders are so hard that they are all knotted muscles.

Sneaking into his arm, it was as soft as a cotton ball... Thus, Ye Xi's anger at being oppressed turned into jealousy in an instant, wishing to pull his muscle off and stick it on his body.

But there is no boy who does not desire a strong body, just as there is no woman who is not keen on plump/slender breasts/waist curls/hips.

So, Ye Xi angrily squeezed harder, harder, and harder...I'll strangle you to death!Let you not eat meat, but also grow so strong!No reason!

"It's really comfortable, try harder, don't act like you haven't eaten enough." Luo Ke closed his eyes, enjoying himself comfortably, and lazily ordered.

Ye Xi wanted to vomit blood... He didn't eat breakfast!Besides, he even exerted all his strength to feed him. When he was thinking about whether to do something secretly, his cell phone rang suddenly.

He picked it up casually, and it was Jiang Kairui who called. This stupid kid learned how to be smart, and instead of rushing over, he called and told them to go to the restaurant for dinner.

Ye Xi thought for a while, covered the receiver, and discussed with Luo Ke in a low voice: "Let's find a restaurant to eat casually, and we won't make do with them."

His idea is very simple, Xia Yu and the others are all fond of meat, and Luo Ke has always been a vegetarian, so it is better to share the food, which is convenient for each.

As for himself, he has never been too particular about his diet. To put it bluntly, he just wants to feed himself and eats everything.

Luo Ke saw through his small thoughts, although he couldn't say how moved he was, he was somewhat touched in his heart, watched him silently, a faint smile flashed in his eyes, and nodded.

So, Ye Xi talked to Jiang Kairui, hung up the phone, and proposed to Luo Ke enthusiastically: "When I went back to my room yesterday, I found that there were at least a dozen restaurants on the deck. We can eat at each of them. It will take several days to taste it all.”

"Then what are you waiting for?" Luo Ke raised his eyebrows, lazily raised a hand, and handed it to Ye Xi.

This man...is really lazy to the extreme.

Ye Xi had no choice but to reach out and pull him up.

Like elementary school students on an outing, the two happily left the room, walked through the corridor, took the elevator to the seventh floor of Class A, found a random Chinese restaurant, and walked in.

Probably because of the murder that just happened, the atmosphere in the restaurant was a bit depressed.

Luo Ke was not affected at all. He practiced Taoism since he was a child, and he saw more ghosts than living people when he was young.For him, death is just the beginning of another new life, so of course there is no feeling of compassion or resentment.

According to the menu, Ye Xi ordered two mushroom noodles and several vegetarian side dishes.

The two sat across the round table, Luo Ke looked at him with great interest, and said lightly: "You don't have to deliberately accommodate my taste, although I am a vegetarian, I don't care what other people eat."

"Whoever accommodates you, you can accommodate whatever you want." Ye Xi was caught by his words, and directly pierced his original intention. He was inexplicably embarrassed and almost bit his own tongue. He couldn't say anything, "I, I, I You can eat what you want."

Luo Ke frowned and smiled softly.

That clear look, for some reason, made Ye Xi even more guilty.

After a while, the meal was served.

In addition to the mushroom noodles and side dishes, there are also a few small plates of seasonings: chili sauce, soy sauce, and vinegar.Most Chinese restaurants, when making noodle soup, will serve seasoning along with noodle soup, so that customers can mix it according to their own tastes.

Ye Xi picked up a piece of noodles with chopsticks and tasted it. I wonder if the mushrooms were quick-frozen. It felt as if they had been dehydrated.

However, just such an ordinary bowl of noodles, back on land, the price can at least be exchanged for dozens of bowls of more delicious beef noodles.

There is no way, all food materials on the cruise ship need to be transported by air, and it is normal that the price is expensive.

He poured a large spoonful of chili sauce into the noodle bowl, mixed it casually, took another sip, and immediately stuck out his tongue.What kind of pepper is this? It's almost as hot as Chaotian pepper, and it's too spicy.

Luo Ke saw that he was tearing up, sticking out his tongue, with a strange smile on his face, shook his head and sighed: "You must have never eaten noodles at the small noodle shop on the street."

"How do you say it?" Ye Xi picked up the water glass on the table, took a big sip of water, finally suppressed the spiciness, took a breath, and asked blankly.

"The small noodle restaurant on the street, in order to save seasoning, the chili sauce they make is super spicy, so you must not put more." Luo Ke smiled lowly.

Ye Xi's eyes widened, a small noodle shop by the street?This is a luxury cruise ship, okay?A bowl of noodles here, not to mention that you can buy a hundred bowls in a street noodle restaurant, is it about the same?

How can even chili sauce be so economical!

"Let's order another bowl." Luo Ke suggested.

"That's such a waste." Ye Xi shook his head, expressing his disagreement.Although the conditions in their home are quite good, they really don't have a bad habit of wasting.

"Then what do you want to eat?" Luo Ke was curious.

"Eat slowly." Ye Xi said, and sprinkled some vinegar in the noodle bowl, and took small bites while breathing in after mixing.

Seeing him sweating profusely after eating, Luo Ke was speechless, so he simply reached out to fetch his noodle bowl.

"Why?" Ye Xi stared at him curiously, his tongue was numb from the heat, and his words were slurred.

Luo Ke didn't make a sound, and picked half of the noodles in his own bowl into his bowl.He picked half of it from Ye Xie's bowl and put it into his own bowl.

Then, return Ye Xi's noodle bowl to him.

Ye Xi stared at him blankly.

Luo Ke stretched out his chopsticks, mixed the noodles in his bowl, and shrugged: "This is much better, let's eat."

Ye Xi continued to stare at him blankly.

"Eat, why are you in a daze?" Luo Ke said, raised his chopsticks, and tapped Ye Xi's head lightly with the top end.

Ye Xi lowered his eyes, buried his head in eating noodles, and muttered in a low voice, "You're a good person once in a while."

Hearing his praise suddenly, Luo Ke felt a little embarrassed, which was rare.

In fact, the noodles are still very spicy, but for some reason, Ye Xi feels that they are no longer so hard to swallow.What's more, there are also cold snakeskin cucumbers, day lily and fungus vegetables that can neutralize the spicy taste.

Eat a mouthful of spicy noodles, and then a cold dish, the taste is much better.

The two of them were eating with gusto, when suddenly a figure came over and coughed violently, which startled Ye Xi and raised his eyes.

It's really a narrow road to enemies, and it turned out to be the little star Li Jiaze I met at the Hainan restaurant.

Li Jiaze coughed a few times, and finally managed to make him and Luo Ke raise their heads, and said in a muffled voice, "Aren't you with You Cheng?"

When Ye Xi saw him, he became furious and said coldly, "What does it have to do with you?"

Li Jiaze frowned tightly, his eyes were gloomy, his face was still arrogant, and he said coldly, "You are You Cheng's younger brother? I heard you call him brother."

"You actually eavesdropped!" Ye Xi couldn't believe his ears. He remembered clearly that he never called You Cheng "Brother" in front of this guy, the waiter, the restaurant manager, or other people in the hotel.Then, there is only one explanation left, this guy actually eavesdropped on them!

Feeling a surge of anger, Ye Xi gritted his teeth and said, "You are an artist, not a paparazzi?"

A look of embarrassment flashed across Li Jiaze's face, but it disappeared in an instant, and he said bravely, "Who told you to speak so loudly?"

Ye Xi was speechless, this man was as shameless as Luo Ke.

Looking Ye Xi up and down, Li Jiaze continued to stare at Ye Xi closely, with disgust on his face: "How could you be You Cheng's younger brother? Could it be that he was adopted by his parents? You Cheng's younger brother, how could Grow into what you look like?"

Ye Xi glared at him angrily, wishing he could poke seventeen or eight holes in this guy's body with an eye knife.

"Li... Li what? I'm sorry, I don't have a good memory." Luo Ke put one arm on the table, tapped his fingers lightly on the table, and said with a half-smile, "What kind of younger brother does You Cheng have? I don't need you." Worry, we are eating, please don't harass us."

Li Jiaze shifted his gaze to his face, stared at him for a while, and frowned even tighter: "Or did I hear wrong, you are You Cheng's younger brother? But," he continued to curl his lips in disgust, "A big man looks like a goblin, which is too ugly. It's still like You Cheng, which is a little more pleasing to the eye."

goblin?He actually said that Luo Ke looked like a goblin? ?

It's really hard for Ye Xi to describe his mood, it's simply too cool!He has long despised Luo Ke's appearance, but he prefers people with blind eyes, and they all say that he is good-looking.

A big man, why should he be so good-looking?

Finally, he met someone who agreed with him.

If it wasn't for Li Jiaze's disagreement with his elder brother, Ye Xi would have held his hand and complained together with him.

"I was at fault for what happened at the hotel yesterday." Li Jiaze raked his hair, his face was still gloomy, and he didn't look like he was apologetic at all.

Luo Ke suddenly smiled, with a sweet smile, like the first thaw of winter snow and the first bloom of summer flowers, and said lazily, "It's okay, it's just a small misunderstanding."

The light tone, full of indifference.

Ye Xi shuddered heavily. He knew that Luo Ke was angry, and the consequences would be serious.

He looked at Li Jiaze in front of him sympathetically, knowing that he could hold a teacup and find a good seat to watch the show.

However, Li Jiaze, who knew nothing about Luo Ke's narrow-mindedness and powerful lethality, still sullenly asked, "Where's You Cheng?"

Ye Xi said displeasedly: "Why are you looking for my brother?"

Li Jiaze choked up, showing a slightly embarrassed expression on his face. After a few seconds of silence, he shouted gruffly, "Can't you just ask?"

"Okay," Ye Xi said bluntly, "but I don't want to tell you."

Li Jiaze glared at him angrily.

Ye Xi waved at him impatiently: "Mr. Li, what are you going to do, don't disturb our meal, I have no obligation to answer you."

With a "bang", Li Jiaze kicked down the chair next to him hard, turned around and walked away.