my roommate is not human

"It's okay, I'm just a little tired." Ye Xi replied sullenly.

Luo Ke cleared his throat and gave orders lazily: "It's getting late, let's go to bed."

Xia Yu protested in surprise: "It's only past eight o'clock..."

"So it's only past eight o'clock." Luo Ke raised his eyebrows and said lightly, "Are you sure you don't want to go to bed early today?"

This is a threat! *Naked threats!

Xia Yu gasped for breath, opened his mouth for a long time, but finally dared not speak out.

It is better to offend a gentleman than to offend a villain. There is no doubt that Luo Ke is an out-and-out villain.

Lying on Luo Ke's lower bunk, Ye Xi curled up habitually, rolling himself into a chrysalis.

He closed his eyes, but couldn't fall asleep again. Luo Ya, whom he saw in his hallucination just now, who fell to his tragic death, and Miss Jun, who he met earlier, and the oversized beetle were all dangling in front of his eyes like a revolving lantern. Going, it made him feel like a sandstorm was blowing up, and it was in chaos.

Tossing and turning, I don't know how long I tossed and tossed, so I was confused at any rate.

It's just that I can't sleep well all the time, and I keep having messy dreams.

One is more weird than the other, and one is more unbelievable than the other.

Later, he actually dreamed that a half-rotten head came in through the window, floating by the pillow, chatting with him.

"Hey, you've been reincarnated for hundreds of lives, and this one looks the most stupid!" The head tilted its head with interest, and looked at him carefully.

Although some muscles still remained, its eyes and nose were dry and collapsed, and its entire face was flattened as if it had been crushed by a roller.

The broken neck kept dripping turbid and viscous liquid, which fell directly onto the pillow, exuding a strong smell of erosion.

For Ye Xi, it was more disgusting than fear, he was about to vomit.

I don't know if this guy came out of a coffin or a gutter. Not to mention the ugly shape, the smell is really bad.

Behind the head stood a headless half-decomposed corpse, the internal organs were almost rotten.

At the thoracic spine, adhered brown remaining visceral tissue can be seen.

Between the ribs, spine, pelvis, and toe bones, there are still a few muscles and ligaments.

Densely packed yellow-brown maggots were wriggling on the carrion, bones and ligaments, and a few fell to the ground from time to time.

If you look down, you will also find that the two feet of the carrion corpse are in the air about ten centimeters above the ground, and it is floating in the air without moving.

The head has no self-knowledge, and the eyeballs have long since rotted away, leaving only the shriveled eye sockets full of gray-brown cracks to stare at Ye Xi, and then complain: "This stinky skin is really not good! It's almost impossible to see, After all, you were once an immortal in the heavens, how could you have fallen to such a state, it is really embarrassing to the immortal world."

"..."

"We are really in the same boat," it sighed, and suddenly asked, "You don't recognize me, do you?"

Ye Xi thought to himself, with your appearance, your biological mother would not recognize who you are, right?

"I'm Yuheng, the Yuheng who stole the good wine from the Barefoot Immortal, the elixir of the Supreme Lord, and the flat peaches from the Queen Mother with you." The head emphasized, and walked around him several times, feeling, "However, I When he was reborn as an adult, he was much prettier than you. He is so cute, the flowers bloom, the car looks like a car, he is a super invincible beautiful boy!"

"..."

The head chattered for a long time, but still didn't get a response, and couldn't help being a little depressed: "Hey! You should promise at least, I'm the only one who can't stop talking, I feel like an idiot.

Let me tell you, 600 years after you were expelled from the lower realm by the Emperor of Heaven, I made the same mistake as you, which is the same mistake that all men in the world make.

You are in love with the lotus essence, but I have a crush on a vixen essence.

As a result, that old fellow Taibai Jinxing also sued me, and I was kicked out of the world just like you.

What makes me angry is that that hateful, philandering, dead vixen who deserves to be cut into pieces, dares to empathize with another!Together with its new best friend, they chopped off my head and threw my body into a deep mountain depression where jackals and dogs infested. "

The head continued to murmur with infinite sorrow, "It caused me to be exposed to wind, sun, and rain every day, to be eaten by wolves, to be gnawed by wild dogs... I became this miserable state.

Looking in the mirror for the first time almost scared me to death again.

That's a long way off, let's get down to business.

Dead King Yama hates me for secretly tearing up his notebook back then, and took the opportunity to take revenge and prevent me from reincarnating.

I came to you today just to ask you to send a message.

The emperor of heaven punished you to reincarnate in the world for a hundred lives. This is the last life. When you die, you will be able to restore your real body. Remember to ask Yao Guang to help me settle the score with King Yama.

That abominable black-faced evil spirit who deserves to be hacked into pieces is most afraid of Yao Guang, and he dare not even vent his breath when he sees him.

Sure enough, evil spirits have their own evil spirits, so they bully and bully us kind people.

Also, tell Yao Guang that I will be reincarnated as the son of a dead vixen in the next life, and I will torture it until it cannot survive or die!

I spend all the money I make, and drive away all the wives, big and small, and let him live alone in the empty house for the rest of his life.

Don't forget..."

……

I was getting a headache from being chanted by a head, and suddenly a phone call sounded like a reminder to my ears.

Ye Xi was so sleepy that he didn't want to talk to it at first, but who knew that it kept barking non-stop.

Luo Ke, who was woken up, threw the pillow off the upper bunk very neatly, and threw it directly on Ye Xi's face. With a slow tone, he warned sinisterly: "If you don't get rid of that thing again, I promise to let you go!" You play a game with ghosts tonight."

Ye Xi's drowsiness was immediately frightened away, and he quickly took out the phone from under the pillow, and pressed the call button without looking at it: "Hello! Who is it?"

"Ye Xi, it's me, Luo Ya."

"Oh...Luo Ya, what's the matter?" Ye Xi asked casually, rubbing his sleepy eyes, only to realize that it was already dawn.

But he was harassed by a disgusting Bala's head for most of the night, he didn't sleep well at all, and kept yawning while covering his mouth.

"Aren't you up yet? Sorry to interrupt your rest," Luo Ya said softly, through the phone, she could hear the cautious and forbearing grievance inside, "We made an appointment yesterday, but you have been not coming……"

"Appointment... what is it?" Ye Xi was still dizzy, unable to react to what she was talking about.

"I said I'll wait for you at the Immortal Ji Pavilion at seven o'clock in the morning, have you forgotten?"

"Seven o'clock? Immortal Halberd Pavilion?" Ye Xi wondered, why didn't he have any impression?Could it be that he is prematurely aging and his memory is severely degraded?

"Aren't you coming?"

Hearing the obviously disappointed voice, Ye Xi felt a sense of guilt. He scratched his hair in annoyance and sighed: "You wait for me."

"Oh." Luo Ya happily hung up the phone.

"Didn't you say you won't get entangled with her? How did you start dating?" Luo Ke seemed to be completely awake, and asked lightly.

"Who wants to date her? She's talking to herself, okay?" Ye Xi retorted.

"Then why don't you refuse?"

"I want to find a chance to tell her clearly."

"She is so stubborn, do you think it makes sense?" Luo Ke raised his eyebrows in disapproval.

"You have to try." Ye Xi sighed.

Luo Ke was silent for a long while, curling the corners of his lips meaningfully, and said slowly, "I advise you not to go."

It's a pity that Ye Xi didn't see his expression, and explained dryly while changing clothes: "I'm going to see her, and I'll be back soon."

Luo Ke didn't speak anymore, and slowly closed his eyes. Complex emotions flickered freely in his pupils, but were completely blocked by his eyelids, as if a drama had ended and the curtain had fallen.

***

Surrounded by green trees and grasses, the Qianqi Lake behind the campus of B University is rippling and golden.

The Xianji Pavilion is like a magnificent pearl embedded in the lake, embellishing the lake and water more beautifully and movingly.

The picturesque scenery has always been the best occasion for lovers to have a tryst.

When Ye Xi came to the lake, he saw Luo Ya waiting there from a distance.

"Sorry, I'm late." Ye Xi hurriedly walked up to her, scratching his hair embarrassingly.

"It's okay, I came too early." The girl standing in the pavilion smiled shyly, glanced at him quickly, and then quickly lowered her head. Nervousness, excitement, and bewilderment were written all over her head to toe.

"Do you have anything to do with me?" Seeing that she didn't show any resentment at all, and she thoughtfully covered herself up with obvious lies, Ye Xi felt even more upset.

This girl is indeed very understanding, with good conditions in all aspects, and her gentle and gentle personality is also very pleasing.

It's a pity that feelings are not a math problem. It's not just a matter of listing rules and regulations, adding, subtracting, and calculating the pros and cons of gains and losses.

Uncomfortably handing him a white crisper, Luo Ya lowered her eyebrows and said pleasantly, "Ye Xi, this is the jerky I made myself, please don't dislike it."

Looking at the box, and then at the girl in front of him, Ye Xi frowned.

Seeing that he didn't reach out to take it, Luo Ya bit her lower lip, and passed the box forward again: "I heard that you like it, so I tried to make some myself, do you like it?"

"Thank you for your kindness," Ye Xi hesitated with a perplexed face, "but I can't accept it."

Carefully staring at his expression, Luo Ya showed disappointment and obvious grievance: "Can't you even do this?"

"Cough, cough." Touching the corners of his stiff lips, Ye Xi cleared his throat in embarrassment, paused for a moment, and said, "You know, my grades are very poor, and I didn't perform very well in other aspects. During college, I just want to concentrate on my studies, I don’t have the energy to have a girlfriend or anything.”

Avoiding Luo Ya's aggrieved gaze, the more he spoke, the lower his voice became, the more guilty he felt. He lowered his head and stared at his toes, looking like a primary school student who had done something wrong.

Except for the girl in front of him, he has no experience of being confessed at all.It's just that I simply think that emotional matters should not be sloppy, it's better to say it clearly, so on the way here, I have already typed up the draft for a long time.

It's a pity that there is a difference between preparing for the exam and the formal interview. Facing Luo Ya, he couldn't help but feel the pressure.