my roommate is not human

Estrus?Luo Ke snorted softly, I'm afraid that some people are about to enter a period of coma, black cat—something bad is going to happen indeed.

However, as long as he is not provoked, he is not too lazy to meddle in his own business.

The cat, if wise, had better stay away from him.

***

The consequences of partying all night are bedtime.

The next day, when Ye Xi was picked up from the bed by Yu Yun, it was almost noon.

The others just got up one after another, looking worse than Ye Xi, ahem, that's because apart from Ye Xi, they all had "sideshows" last night and played very late.

After a brief wash, the few of them went to the cafeteria in the building next door to have breakfast and lunch.

With his invincible beauty and a mouth that secretes honey at any time, Luo Ke coaxed the administrator's aunt to have chrysanthemums blooming all over her face, and successfully tricked her into getting two chicken legs, so everyone cheered and went straight to the table behind the pillar.

The view here is excellent, and it is convenient to inspect the situation in the cafeteria, but it is not easy for others to spy on them.

After taking his seat, Ye Xi first moved Yu Yun's favorite red braised chicken in front of him, and Yu Yun also tacitly placed the sweet and sour crucian carp under Ye Xi's nose.

Luo Ke saw the small movements of the two of them, secretly amused, and threw a chicken leg into Jiang Kairui's bowl of white rice: "Eat more meat, you will soon become a bamboo pole."

Jiang Kairui's parents are laid-off workers, and his living expenses are basically supported by a few scholarships and work-study programs, so he lives very frugally.

In addition to pickles, every meal is vegetarian soup. At the beginning, I refused to share a table with my roommates. After being threatened and intimidated by Ye Xi and Xia Yu, I joined in. However, every time I ate, I was still very cramped. I am ashamed to pick up the vegetables bought by others.

Ye Xi thought about subsidizing his tuition and miscellaneous expenses more than once, but he was afraid of hurting the child's self-esteem, so he never thought of a good way to justify his name.

"Today's fish is not fresh." Ye Xi grumbled, and gave him a piece of crucian carp, "Try it, it's far worse than the grilled fish you brought back."

"Hmm." Jiang Kairui smiled a little embarrassedly. He worked in a restaurant three days a week, and occasionally packed leftovers for everyone to eat.

Xia Yu stared intently at the table, chopsticks flying, as long as the meat was not spared, he quickly stuffed his mouth full, and said vaguely: "I saw an interesting supernatural game on the Internet yesterday, let's play together tonight Bar."

Jiang Kairui asked curiously: "What game?"

"An empty room with a big mirror is required, and five people prepare lighters and form a circle against the wall.

Turn off all the lights at midnight, and a person starts walking along the wall, and when his hands touch the person in front of him, he blows on his neck, and the person who is blown starts to move forward until he touches the person in front of him ,And so on.

After everyone is blown, go forward and blow the person in front. When someone feels two breaths on the neck, turn on the lighter, look in the mirror, and find something more...how?Interesting, right? "

Everyone was silent for two seconds, digesting what he said, and then Ye Xi said dryly: "I heard that supernatural games can't be played casually, sometimes you will really attract dirty things..."

"Fortunately, you are a college student in the 21st century!" Xia Yu gave him a big white eye in disdain, "You have received a higher education, but you are still so superstitious!"

"So what? This

There are many things in the world that cannot be explained by science. "Ye Xi said unconvinced, "When I was young, an old monk told my fortune, saying that my soul was incomplete and that I should not stay in this world, which scared my family to death.

He also warned me that the farther away from the dark things, the better, don't go to places like funeral parlors and cemeteries!Otherwise, I might die a miserable death..." He trembled as he spoke.

"Isn't it? Do you believe the words of that charlatan?" Xia Yu exclaimed in surprise.

"I'm not a liar, Master Puhui is a famous eminent monk in Mount Putuo." Ye Xi retorted.

"That's a liar who is very good at deceiving people!" Xia Yu insisted.

Luo Ke shook his head and sighed with emotion: "It turns out that you lack a soul, no wonder..."

Thinking about it, he knew that there was nothing good to say later, Ye Xi didn't care about bickering with Xia Yu, and asked him coldly, "Why?"

"Everyone understands...why let me say it?" Luo Ke raised the corners of his lips narrowly and waved his hands.

hateful!Ye Xi glared at him angrily, Luo Ke continued to eat cabbage stewed tofu with great interest, as if he hadn't noticed it.

Strange to say, this guy is obviously not a Buddhist, but he is a vegetarian and doesn't eat any meat.

What's even more strange is that if you don't eat meat, you can still grow tall, tender and white. Isn't it a blow to people? !Thinking of this, Ye Xi felt very depressed.

Xia Yu was thinking about the mirror game, and asked enthusiastically, "Who wants to play the game?"

No one cheered, he glanced around the faces of the crowd, and complained dissatisfiedly, "Hey! How do you..."

"Don't mess around!" Jin Peng scolded.

Xia Yu blinked and wanted to say something unconvinced.

Jin Peng scowled, stared at him and warned, "It is strictly forbidden to leave the dormitory at night. You are a member of the student union, and you cannot take the lead in violating school rules, let alone playing supernatural games. What if something happens?"

"How could something happen?" Xia Yu yelled, "I don't believe in ghosts, I just think it's fun."

"It's not fun." Jinpeng was firm.

Xia Yu lowered his face and opened his mouth to argue. Luo Ke put down his chopsticks and said slowly, "I advise you to listen to the boss. You really can't play supernatural games casually."

"Oh, it's rare," Ye Xi sarcastically said, "Isn't it you who never listens to what the boss says?"

Luo Keyun said calmly: "This time it's different. You know, my grandfather is a Taoist priest of Heming Mountain. Our family has always been in awe of ghosts and gods."

"So your grandpa is a Taoist priest!" Ye Xi exclaimed.

"Yes."

"Then...how could you be there?" Ye Xi smiled cunningly.

"Tch," Luo Ke snorted, "You say you don't know much and you don't admit it.

The two biggest schools of Taoism are Tianshi Zhengyi and Quanzhen Taoism. Tianshi Zhengyi can not only marry and have children, but also eat meat. My grandfather is the direct descendant of Tianshi Zhengyi. "

Ye Xi was taken aback by what he said, and he continued to humbly ask for advice without shame: "Then why don't you eat meat?"

"Well..." Luo Ke raised the corners of his eyes, his eyelashes trembling very seductively, and said lightly, "Can you control it?"

This guy is really hateful, Ye Xi angrily poked a piece of fish meat into his mouth, took it as Luo Ke's tongue, and chewed it.

Xia Yu, who had been splashed with cold water, stared at Jin Peng dissatisfiedly for a while, seeing that he showed no sign of softening, he could only eat with his head downcast and mumbled indistinctly.

Ye Xi and Yu Yun looked at each other and smiled. At B University, the only person who can make Xia Yu helpless is Jin Peng, who fully demonstrated the maxim of the saying that everything comes from itself.