Bear Love◇Paradise Station◇

Duan Wen and Yin Qiang are two colleagues who joined the company at the same time as me. They are both several years older than me. They have worked in Zhongguancun for many years and have certain connections and experience.Duan Wen is from Henan, and Yin Qiang is from Northeast. They all say that Henan people are bad. I don’t think so.I am very moved by Duan Wen's care for me. He got married a while ago, and I am sincerely happy for him. Here I say, "Brother Duan, I hope you are happy!" Yin Qiang is a typical northeastern man, and he treats me very Well, he often laughs at me for being fat and lazy, but he will say that I am smart from time to time. I don't think I am smart. If I say smart, I am lazy.

The three of us are in charge of the three markets in Beijing. The pressure of channel sales is actually not that great. Simply put, we just need to find a few agents and wait for the salary and promotion.On the first day of joining the company, Mr. Chen gave us training. I originally thought that the training was nothing more than talking about the performance of some products, but I was wrong. I underestimated the realm of this man.He wrote two words on the whiteboard-integrity!

In 2001, the topic of our Chinese composition in the college entrance examination was honesty!I can probably guess what this fat middle-aged man is going to say.Mr. Chen talked about several cases of company bankruptcy due to loss of integrity, as well as his business experience and lessons for so many years. I listened attentively. I cherish the training opportunity he gave us, and value what he said. The topic of honesty - honesty is easier said than done!

Thus, my affection for this man was established. Even if he is not fat, I would still like him. He is really different!

There is no work in the first week, just let us look at the product and market information, and the weekend will soon come.Weekends are the favorite of all office workers. I slept until 10 o'clock and found that several B-movies have been downloaded. After watching it for a while, I can't help but sigh how boring B-movies are!Because I rent it with my classmates, his computer is full of AV movies, such as Matsushima Kaede, Ozawa Maria, Aoi Sora, etc. I will naturally watch them when he watches them, although I have no feelings for women , but I have to admit that Kaede Matsushima's films are incomparable to the B-movies. Each film has an independent plot, and it starts well and ends well.I can't help but compare Matsushima Kaede's film with the B film, and then curse those B film producers for not doing better, it's really boring!

I am very homely, and I prefer to watch movies or play games at home when I rest. Although Beijing is good, I often encounter helpless things when I go out.For example, once I took bus 300, there were many people, I stood and grabbed the handrail, and after a while, I felt something was wrong with my buttocks, and I felt someone rubbing against my buttocks!Maybe people didn't mean it, I thought to myself.Before long, it felt more like a stick rubbing my ass!I couldn't take it anymore, I turned my head to look at that man, an ugly man, pretending not to see me, I didn't want to cause trouble, so I chose another place to stand!If I walk on a secluded street, it is easy to meet "", even in Internet cafes, I have met women who want to have sex with me!Beijing is really full of wonders, unfortunately, I have encountered more!I think if I was a straight person, I would like this kind of strike-up.

Occasionally, I will encounter things that make me dumbfounded. For example, a fat man on the road suddenly said to me: Brother, do you want to go to xx (the name of a certain bathing pool)?I'm an /fd emote again, is this... uh... too obvious?I had no choice but to pretend to be ignorant and walk away.

It's good to be fat, but it's more of an inconvenience.Once on the bus, I was sitting in the inner seat of the two-seater. At this time, a middle-aged man came over. He was about to sit down, but he stood up and said, "It's too crowded, I'd better stand!" This... hit me?

The 3-month trial period is not very stressful. I don’t have to go to the market every day. Duan Wen and Yin Qiang are miserable. They have to run and run every day.Every day around 1:21 p.m. is the most painful time for me. I really want to sleep. At first, I didn’t care about 2.Finally one day, the company's Xiaomi (the boss's mistress in Beijing) woke me up and left without saying anything. I've heard about this woman's tricks. It's over, and her reputation with her has become hostile.After that, I became more honest, and gradually I found that smoking is the best way to deal with drowsiness, so I learned to smoke.

When it comes to smoking, I think it's the best way for men to communicate their feelings.What do you do when you arrive in an unfamiliar environment and don't know anyone?When men smoke a cigarette together, the relationship will be much closer and the conversation will become easier. I call it cigarette communication.Of course, smoking is harmful to health, which is printed on every pack of cigarettes. Even if there is a risk of lung cancer, the tobacco industry still pays a lot of taxes for the country. Things are so contradictory.

Slowly, I got to know the personnel structure of this company. Although Xiaomi is in charge of personnel affairs, all the employees in her company have to listen to her.The person in charge of the finances is a shareholder, and the idiot woman cashier and the treasury manager are all relatives of the shareholder. They don’t have to do anything at ordinary times. They go to work and watch movies on the Internet, and leave work when the time comes, which is very chic!Mr. Chen also has a fat man named Liu Tao under his command, which makes me doubt Mr. Chen's identity even more.It is said that Liu Tao has a handsome face, and although his body is already at the level of a pig, he is very talented. I usually enjoy watching him discuss business with clients, he is really eloquent and eloquent!Liu Tao is also a manager. He has been in the company for almost two months. Even if he sees me, he won't say anything. If I greet him, he will just nod politely. What a shame!

I believe that everyone in the industry has a consensus: having a fat colleague at work will make you feel much better.Even if Liu Tao ignores me, he is still a fat man, and he is always very eye-catching.The regular meeting in the morning has become the most beautiful time of my day - Mr. Chen is eloquently talking about work on the stage, and fat Liu Tao is sitting opposite. This is my refreshing medicine every morning.

But I don't have that fantasy about Liu Tao, maybe he belongs to the same type as me, I don't like myself, so naturally I don't like someone who is similar to me.Mr. Chen became my dream, and once I saw him fascinated, I didn't hear him call me, it was really embarrassing.

Chen Zonggui is the sales director, but he doesn't even have a secretary. I heard from him that he used to have a secretary because he typed very slowly—not only very slow, but two-finger Zen is faster than him!Later, for some reason, the secretary was fired.I also heard that he has a daughter who is in junior high school, huh~?junior high school?This may be a breakthrough, and the evil thought flashed by.Because I am different from other salesmen, I don't have to go to the market. Mr. Chen often asks me to do some copywriting work. Although it is boring, work is work. Besides, it is working for Mr. Chen, and I am very happy in it.After a long time, Mr. Chen changed my seat to be next to his office. Others said that I am now Mr. Chen’s male secretary. Doing that, and the most important thing is that I can see him through the glass wall, which is really eye-catching!The charm of the middle-aged bear is really invincible. If he is G, he should have won the hearts of countless little shou.

Nothing special happened in the first three months. In order to avoid letting Xiaomi catch me again, I was very careful in everything.Mr. Chen likes me very much. I made a lot of mistakes. For example, when I typed the wrong price list, he would point it out with a smile, and then say, "Young people must be serious in doing things. This is a habit. Be careful in the future." I would blush in embarrassment. Walk out of his office, grateful for his generosity.

Duan Wen and Yin Qiang would often come to me for a drink and tell me about women. I was really afraid of this kind of occasion, but I couldn’t tell them that I was G, so I tried my best to recall the plots in the AVs I had seen, trying to win them over Trust——In any enterprise, small groups exist, and those who are isolated and helpless are bound to be eliminated!

One night we drank until 9 o'clock, they said they were going to sing, singing is my strong point, I just went for it, afterward I realized how naive I was at the beginning-this singing is not that singing, it is to add meat Materials.Entering the box, "Mom" came in with a row, they both ordered what they liked without hesitation, I was stunned, what should I do, "Uh... I don't need it, I can just sing by myself."

"No, you have to order one, and I'll pay you!" Yin Qiang said drunkenly.

"It's really not necessary, I'm still young, ha." This excuse is very embarrassing, but it is even more embarrassing for me to hang out with a fool.

I thought they were far away from me, and they probably couldn't hear me, so I whispered to them, "If I say I'm G, would you believe me?" Gay? Impossible, you are so fat!" After speaking, she walked away knowingly.

Alas, maybe homosexuals are monkeys in the eyes of ordinary people. Here I feel sad for monkey friends.

Seeing them quarreling until 12 o'clock, they finally broke up, took a taxi home, looked at Beijing in the night, and said to himself, "Beijing, where are you?"