Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts
chapter 24
Cong Youyan is making beauty pills at home.
"Ah!" His nostrils were itchy suddenly, and he sneezed loudly.
Old Wu, who was helping, hurriedly put down his work, praying that it was an auspicious sneeze, "Good luck, master."
Cong Youyan rubbed his nose and said with emotion: "I have a hunch that Yin'er is thinking about me."
Old Wu bent down flatteringly: "That is necessary."
"Hey~ People in love are always so clingy. Tell me, he left me for only a few minutes, and he missed me so much that I sneezed. No, I have to call him and tell him. Don't stop thinking about it, just come home."
Youyan did it as soon as he thought of it, hurriedly put down the pills, took out his mobile phone and dialed the number.
'How did you know that Shang Shao is in love with you?ah?ah?ah?Sin, the person you have taken a fancy to is really bad luck for eight lifetimes. 'Old Wu only dared to complain silently, closed his mouth in a sensible way, and buried himself in rubbing the pills.
……
Shang Liangzhi didn't even knock on the door, he just pushed open the carved wooden door of the dressing room, drove straight in, pointed at the tip of Shang Heyin's nose and cursed: "You unfilial son! What are you pretending to do in front of me? If I want to see you now, I have to make an appointment It's gone, isn't it?"
"..." Shang Heyin sat on the only armchair in the room, tilted his head, clicked the corners of his mouth, feeling sorry for the other party's rude behavior.
Seeing his son's aloof appearance, Shang Liangzhi became even more angry, and kicked over the sweeping robot in the house: "Are you pretending to be like me again? Let me tell you, I won't give you a penny."
"Do you think I care about your little money? I have always used the property my mother left me." Shang Heyin finally spoke with a contemptuous tone: "Also, Mr. Shang, I advise you to calm down."
"You bastard, dare to teach me a lesson, I'm already calm enough, if I knew you were like this, I would..."
"Hush ~ Mr. Shang, please keep quiet." Shang Heyin pointed to the black camera hanging in the corner and smiled: "There are closed-circuit cameras everywhere here. If you have the idea of performing, I don't object, you can choose whatever you want." corner, face the camera, and you’re ready to go.”
The sweeping robot that was kicked over by Shang Liangzhi at first turned over by itself, turned its round head, and dutifully scraped and pulled the dust in the room.
Shang Liangzhi's face became gloomy, and Zhenxin immediately tore this bastard with his hands, but when he remembered that his baby was still suffering, he had to lower his posture, and his voice slowed down: "Xiaohe, your brother was taken away by the people of the dark dragon. , only you can save him. For my sake..."
"Your face?" Shang Heyin thought of the continuous assassination incidents, all thanks to that good brother, and felt absurd in his heart, "How much is your face worth? Also, he is your son, but not me Brother, before you speak next time, please think carefully before speaking, and don't get confused!"
"You bastard!" Shang Liangzhi never saw this sick child in his eyes. The condescension at this time was in exchange for cynicism, but he couldn't hold it back for a moment, picked it up The sweeping robot on the ground threw it at Shang Heyin forcefully, cursing: "Go to hell, you little bastard."
A huge disc was reflected in Shang Heyin's light brown pupils, his heart tightened, his brain reacted immediately, but his body was sluggish, he froze in his seat and forgot to dodge.
The screen transition took only 1 second, and it took another 0.1 second for the round robot vacuum cleaner to be picked up and smashed over.
In the remaining 0.9 seconds, someone kicked open the wooden door of the dressing room, and an elegant figure moved to Shang Heyin's eyes, waving the robot away with one hand.
The sweeping water hidden in the stomach of the sweeping robot was picked up by the visitor, added a handful of powder, flicked his palm, and returned the same way.
Shang Heyin was firmly guarded behind him, although his face was calm, but his heart was dark and turbulent.
Smelling the refreshing fragrance of grapefruit again, Shang Heyin's fingers touched it in a strange way, caressing the corner of the visitor's clothes, with surprise in the corner of his eyes, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "You are here? It's great... "
Cong Youyan is still wearing an ancient style robe, and when he is waving his sleeves to fend off the enemy, he is exceptionally handsome and good-looking, but when he speaks, he is very domineering.
"Which old grave are you from? The one who dares to bully me? Have you gone out to read the almanac? I don't even ask, who is this deity? I will definitely peel you and cramp you today, so that I can relieve my pain." hatred!"
Shang Liangzhi didn't know who Congyouyan was, he raised his neck and shouted: "Where did you come from a psychopath..."
Before the last word "illness" came out of his mouth, his well-maintained round body flew upside down and lay across the door, making a vague humming sound from his throat, and his legs were unnaturally bent into a figure 7 shape.
When he realized that his legs were broken, Shang Liangzhi could no longer cry out, and cold sweat rushed out of his pores, pouring money out of his pores.
He sat down on the ground and opened his mouth to call for help.
Cong Youyan snorted coldly: "Why are you howling? You still have your hands broken. When your hands are broken, if you are still alive and still have the strength to breathe, remember to shout louder."
When Shang Liangzhi heard that he was about to break his hands, he immediately turned into weak legs, struggling to crawl to Congyouyan's feet, and cried incoherently: "Hero, please forgive me!"
Cong Yuyan squatted down and patted Shang Liangzhi's fat face with a smile, "First, I am not a hero, but a doctor. Second, I am not a good person, and I am very narrow-minded. You have offended my wife, if I don't give you a favor today If you change your bones, you won't know how to be afraid."
daughter in law?Could it be this unfilial son?Shang Liangzhi's heart skipped a beat, his eyes shifted to Shang Heyin, his upper and lower teeth chattered constantly.
Shang Heyin glanced at him, but didn't want to talk to him at all, turned his back on purpose, turned on his phone and watched the live broadcast of Xingyin.
From You Yan, like a cat catching a mouse, he slowly approached the corner with small figure-of-eight steps.
"Are you serious? Wait, wait!" Shang Liangzhi hastily stretched out Erkang's hand and put on a sincere smile: "This hero, I am Xiaohe's father. You listen to my explanation, in fact, I..."
"I don't care who you are!" Cong Yuyan's smile still hung on his face, his figure didn't move, but his back was like a strong bow fully stringed, and the knuckles of one hand exploded, grabbing Shang Liangzhi's arms, Regardless of the other party's begging, regardless of the other party's crying, he exerted force with his palm and exerted a light force.
With a crisp sound of "crack!"
"Ah!" Shang Liangzhi howled miserably, he only yelled once, and the rest of his voice was forcibly choked in his throat.
Cong Youyan stuck a silver needle under Shang Liangzhi's Adam's apple, clapped his hands and got up, and said with a smile, "My Yin'er doesn't like to make noise, so I've shown mercy and allowed you to cry. Bear with it for the rest!"
'Fortunately, he didn't die!It's good if you don't die!If I see this plague god again in the future, I'll just take a detour!Whoooo!It hurts so much, it really hurts, I've never been so hurt when I grow up so big! 'Shang Liangzhi dragged his hands and legs, lying on the ground, crying silently.Sobbing and sobbing is so miserable.
Only then did Shang Heyin turn around, point his index finger at the video he liked last night, and cough twice: "Mr. Cong, is there still stock for these 9998 pills? Is there only one left?"
Cong Youyan just wanted to say: What's mine is yours, what do my family do with the money, Yin'er, if you want it, just take it.
But behind the corner of the eye receiving the small empathy radar, Yu Yan caught a glimpse of his daughter-in-law blinking at him.
'It's rare, it's really rare, my daughter-in-law took the initiative to wink at me. '
From Yu Yan's heart fluttering, he rubbed his eyes deliberately, for fear that he had misunderstood.
He opened his eyes again, that's right, his wife was blinking at him, the corners of her eyes were still twitching, in an extremely charming posture, oops, what is this implying?Cong Youyan stroked his chin and thought.
Until he followed Shang Heyin's gaze down, and saw on the floor---a man dragging his limbs and crying silently.From Yuyan to sudden blessing to the soul, I understand.
'The daughter-in-law is really facing me. Cong Youyan smiled, and secretly gave Shang Heyin a thumbs up, "Smart!"Today's opening business is him! '
Hehehe, the two of us are a model couple who have a good understanding~ Cong Yuyan walked over with figure-of-eight steps steadily, waved his sleeves, and started to act: "Yin'er, the pills are almost gone, you You also know that my strength is the wind vane of the medicine industry, and I am a lever."
Shang Heyin properly avoided the cuffs flying around when someone was bragging, lowered his eyebrows and smiled, and cooperated with the acting: "I also heard from the old people in the theater troupe that they bought a few. Although the price is a bit expensive, the body But it did improve.”
"These are all true fans. To get the most authentic feedback from customers is the best reward for doctors!" You Yan revealed surprise in his eyes, and he slowly took out a huge "black-bone chicken and white phoenix" from his cuff. Pill" comes.
"Ah!" His nostrils were itchy suddenly, and he sneezed loudly.
Old Wu, who was helping, hurriedly put down his work, praying that it was an auspicious sneeze, "Good luck, master."
Cong Youyan rubbed his nose and said with emotion: "I have a hunch that Yin'er is thinking about me."
Old Wu bent down flatteringly: "That is necessary."
"Hey~ People in love are always so clingy. Tell me, he left me for only a few minutes, and he missed me so much that I sneezed. No, I have to call him and tell him. Don't stop thinking about it, just come home."
Youyan did it as soon as he thought of it, hurriedly put down the pills, took out his mobile phone and dialed the number.
'How did you know that Shang Shao is in love with you?ah?ah?ah?Sin, the person you have taken a fancy to is really bad luck for eight lifetimes. 'Old Wu only dared to complain silently, closed his mouth in a sensible way, and buried himself in rubbing the pills.
……
Shang Liangzhi didn't even knock on the door, he just pushed open the carved wooden door of the dressing room, drove straight in, pointed at the tip of Shang Heyin's nose and cursed: "You unfilial son! What are you pretending to do in front of me? If I want to see you now, I have to make an appointment It's gone, isn't it?"
"..." Shang Heyin sat on the only armchair in the room, tilted his head, clicked the corners of his mouth, feeling sorry for the other party's rude behavior.
Seeing his son's aloof appearance, Shang Liangzhi became even more angry, and kicked over the sweeping robot in the house: "Are you pretending to be like me again? Let me tell you, I won't give you a penny."
"Do you think I care about your little money? I have always used the property my mother left me." Shang Heyin finally spoke with a contemptuous tone: "Also, Mr. Shang, I advise you to calm down."
"You bastard, dare to teach me a lesson, I'm already calm enough, if I knew you were like this, I would..."
"Hush ~ Mr. Shang, please keep quiet." Shang Heyin pointed to the black camera hanging in the corner and smiled: "There are closed-circuit cameras everywhere here. If you have the idea of performing, I don't object, you can choose whatever you want." corner, face the camera, and you’re ready to go.”
The sweeping robot that was kicked over by Shang Liangzhi at first turned over by itself, turned its round head, and dutifully scraped and pulled the dust in the room.
Shang Liangzhi's face became gloomy, and Zhenxin immediately tore this bastard with his hands, but when he remembered that his baby was still suffering, he had to lower his posture, and his voice slowed down: "Xiaohe, your brother was taken away by the people of the dark dragon. , only you can save him. For my sake..."
"Your face?" Shang Heyin thought of the continuous assassination incidents, all thanks to that good brother, and felt absurd in his heart, "How much is your face worth? Also, he is your son, but not me Brother, before you speak next time, please think carefully before speaking, and don't get confused!"
"You bastard!" Shang Liangzhi never saw this sick child in his eyes. The condescension at this time was in exchange for cynicism, but he couldn't hold it back for a moment, picked it up The sweeping robot on the ground threw it at Shang Heyin forcefully, cursing: "Go to hell, you little bastard."
A huge disc was reflected in Shang Heyin's light brown pupils, his heart tightened, his brain reacted immediately, but his body was sluggish, he froze in his seat and forgot to dodge.
The screen transition took only 1 second, and it took another 0.1 second for the round robot vacuum cleaner to be picked up and smashed over.
In the remaining 0.9 seconds, someone kicked open the wooden door of the dressing room, and an elegant figure moved to Shang Heyin's eyes, waving the robot away with one hand.
The sweeping water hidden in the stomach of the sweeping robot was picked up by the visitor, added a handful of powder, flicked his palm, and returned the same way.
Shang Heyin was firmly guarded behind him, although his face was calm, but his heart was dark and turbulent.
Smelling the refreshing fragrance of grapefruit again, Shang Heyin's fingers touched it in a strange way, caressing the corner of the visitor's clothes, with surprise in the corner of his eyes, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "You are here? It's great... "
Cong Youyan is still wearing an ancient style robe, and when he is waving his sleeves to fend off the enemy, he is exceptionally handsome and good-looking, but when he speaks, he is very domineering.
"Which old grave are you from? The one who dares to bully me? Have you gone out to read the almanac? I don't even ask, who is this deity? I will definitely peel you and cramp you today, so that I can relieve my pain." hatred!"
Shang Liangzhi didn't know who Congyouyan was, he raised his neck and shouted: "Where did you come from a psychopath..."
Before the last word "illness" came out of his mouth, his well-maintained round body flew upside down and lay across the door, making a vague humming sound from his throat, and his legs were unnaturally bent into a figure 7 shape.
When he realized that his legs were broken, Shang Liangzhi could no longer cry out, and cold sweat rushed out of his pores, pouring money out of his pores.
He sat down on the ground and opened his mouth to call for help.
Cong Youyan snorted coldly: "Why are you howling? You still have your hands broken. When your hands are broken, if you are still alive and still have the strength to breathe, remember to shout louder."
When Shang Liangzhi heard that he was about to break his hands, he immediately turned into weak legs, struggling to crawl to Congyouyan's feet, and cried incoherently: "Hero, please forgive me!"
Cong Yuyan squatted down and patted Shang Liangzhi's fat face with a smile, "First, I am not a hero, but a doctor. Second, I am not a good person, and I am very narrow-minded. You have offended my wife, if I don't give you a favor today If you change your bones, you won't know how to be afraid."
daughter in law?Could it be this unfilial son?Shang Liangzhi's heart skipped a beat, his eyes shifted to Shang Heyin, his upper and lower teeth chattered constantly.
Shang Heyin glanced at him, but didn't want to talk to him at all, turned his back on purpose, turned on his phone and watched the live broadcast of Xingyin.
From You Yan, like a cat catching a mouse, he slowly approached the corner with small figure-of-eight steps.
"Are you serious? Wait, wait!" Shang Liangzhi hastily stretched out Erkang's hand and put on a sincere smile: "This hero, I am Xiaohe's father. You listen to my explanation, in fact, I..."
"I don't care who you are!" Cong Yuyan's smile still hung on his face, his figure didn't move, but his back was like a strong bow fully stringed, and the knuckles of one hand exploded, grabbing Shang Liangzhi's arms, Regardless of the other party's begging, regardless of the other party's crying, he exerted force with his palm and exerted a light force.
With a crisp sound of "crack!"
"Ah!" Shang Liangzhi howled miserably, he only yelled once, and the rest of his voice was forcibly choked in his throat.
Cong Youyan stuck a silver needle under Shang Liangzhi's Adam's apple, clapped his hands and got up, and said with a smile, "My Yin'er doesn't like to make noise, so I've shown mercy and allowed you to cry. Bear with it for the rest!"
'Fortunately, he didn't die!It's good if you don't die!If I see this plague god again in the future, I'll just take a detour!Whoooo!It hurts so much, it really hurts, I've never been so hurt when I grow up so big! 'Shang Liangzhi dragged his hands and legs, lying on the ground, crying silently.Sobbing and sobbing is so miserable.
Only then did Shang Heyin turn around, point his index finger at the video he liked last night, and cough twice: "Mr. Cong, is there still stock for these 9998 pills? Is there only one left?"
Cong Youyan just wanted to say: What's mine is yours, what do my family do with the money, Yin'er, if you want it, just take it.
But behind the corner of the eye receiving the small empathy radar, Yu Yan caught a glimpse of his daughter-in-law blinking at him.
'It's rare, it's really rare, my daughter-in-law took the initiative to wink at me. '
From Yu Yan's heart fluttering, he rubbed his eyes deliberately, for fear that he had misunderstood.
He opened his eyes again, that's right, his wife was blinking at him, the corners of her eyes were still twitching, in an extremely charming posture, oops, what is this implying?Cong Youyan stroked his chin and thought.
Until he followed Shang Heyin's gaze down, and saw on the floor---a man dragging his limbs and crying silently.From Yuyan to sudden blessing to the soul, I understand.
'The daughter-in-law is really facing me. Cong Youyan smiled, and secretly gave Shang Heyin a thumbs up, "Smart!"Today's opening business is him! '
Hehehe, the two of us are a model couple who have a good understanding~ Cong Yuyan walked over with figure-of-eight steps steadily, waved his sleeves, and started to act: "Yin'er, the pills are almost gone, you You also know that my strength is the wind vane of the medicine industry, and I am a lever."
Shang Heyin properly avoided the cuffs flying around when someone was bragging, lowered his eyebrows and smiled, and cooperated with the acting: "I also heard from the old people in the theater troupe that they bought a few. Although the price is a bit expensive, the body But it did improve.”
"These are all true fans. To get the most authentic feedback from customers is the best reward for doctors!" You Yan revealed surprise in his eyes, and he slowly took out a huge "black-bone chicken and white phoenix" from his cuff. Pill" comes.
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