Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts

The man raised his head and finished laughing, raised his leg and walked up the steps, kicking Uncle Da away: "Little Hehe, I actually like your performance very much, you are capable, and you are worthy of being the lead actor in the troupe."

Shang Heyin became irritable, the tip of his nose was sweating, and his face turned paler.

Cong Yuyan patted the back of Shang Heyin's hand, silently took the candlestick beside the sand table, snapped his fingers, and lit the candle.

The man had excellent eyesight, and when he saw Cong Youyan move, he giggled, swung his waist from side to side, and easily slipped past Uncle Da's obstruction, and entered the house.

A salty sea breeze that had been stored out of date, followed the man's footsteps and slipped into the living room, carrying the musty smell unique to the Dead Sea.

'It's not a zombie, is it?Ahhh?I will definitely listen to my father next time and go home on time before ten o'clock in the evening. ’ He Yuanyuan shrank behind Shang Heyin, closed her eyes tightly, and was on the verge of falling.

The man named Xiaolong tilted his head to look at the faces of the crowd, grinned and showed eight small white teeth, and slowly stretched his hand behind him...

Cong Youyan looked solemn, stretched out his arms to block his daughter-in-law, and gently pinched his fingertips.

Seeing the tense scene, Xiaolong chuckled happily, pulled out a black plastic bag from behind, and took out a cheaper transparent yellow bag from inside, shaking: "Do you want to try popcorn? When I passed by the night market just now, I saw It looked good, so I bought a bag."

Immediately, the living room was filled with the sweet smell of cheap butter + caster sugar.

You Yan squinted at the other party up and down, stretched out his head to sniff the smell, and frowned: "Cream? How much did you pay for it? There doesn't seem to be any caramel chocolate in it."

Xiaolong scratched his head: "Huh? Is there any caramel chocolate? I asked how much a pack was, and the boss threw me this pack, and I paid 20 yuan."

"20 yuan?" Cong Youyan rolled his eyes when he heard the words, cut it, and pointed his fingers: "You idiot, you have been tricked, and you dare to sell you 20 yuan without adding chocolate, you have to bargain! At most Give him five bucks!"

The thin little dragon humbly asked for advice: "How to bargain, I don't usually go out very much, so I don't know much about it."

In order to save enough money for his wife, Yu Yan is usually used to picking and picking, but when he mentioned the trick of counter-offering, he immediately became excited.Putting down the candlestick, he raised his fingers and taught the experience of bargaining in detail.

"First of all, you have to show that you don't like the package. You squint at the corners of your eyes, your tone is contemptuous, the corners of your mouth are raised like this, and you shake your toes casually, asking the boss—how do you sell the things?"

Xiaolong imitated Cong Youyan, squinting, raising eyebrows, and shaking his toes.

Seeing that a child can be taught from Ju Yan, he got even more excited. He crossed his waist, pointed his hand, and turned his nostrils to the sky: "Now knock on the blackboard and take notes. Here comes the important point. If the boss dares to quote 380, you dare to pay back 3 yuan." .If he doesn’t sell it to you, turn around and leave without looking back. If you don’t take three steps, the boss will stop you and sell you. You know, this is a psychological warfare.”

Xiaolong followed the example and learned a lot, and nodded to show that he was taught.

He Yuanyuan sat next to Shang Heyin with Uncle Da and watched the doctor's live teaching. After watching for a few minutes, he felt that these two idiots should be a joint product produced by the same factory.

She raised her palms up, and asked in a low voice, "Shang Shao, is this person really my long-lost cousin?"

Xiaolong, who was studying bargaining skills in the living room, moved his ears slightly, and suddenly turned his head, shaking his head with a smile: "No, no, I'm an orphan, and I don't have any brothers or sisters at all. I also learned about it from the doctor on the Internet." Those; therefore, I am a small fan who came here to visit."

He Yuanyuan didn't expect that eerie man would take the time to answer her words, so frightened, he groaned, retreated behind Shang Heyin, and buried himself in making quail.

Xiaolong shrugged and continued to smile: "Actually, I have two things to do this time. First, I want to treat Xiaohehe to eat popcorn. I remember that brother Shang often bought them for the children. Xiaohe I like it."

Shang Heyin nodded coldly: "Yes! I used to love to eat popcorn. But after being poisoned a few times, my appetite has become worse. Now I am allergic to many things."

Xiaolong continued to smile, picked up a piece of popcorn and threw it into his mouth, chewing hard: "I really like it if I don't have a good taste, but you can't eat it, what a pity."

Shang Heyin's gaze swept over Cong Youyan, blinked quietly, his peripheral vision drifted forward, fixed on Xiaolong, and smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Then, what is the second thing you said?"

Xiaolong continued to throw popcorn to eat, his thin face was full of sweetness: "It's so sweet, I don't know if it's raining outside, if it doesn't rain, I'll buy a few more packs to take away when I pass by the night market later."

Since the other party was not in a hurry, Shang Heyin didn't urge him, and only smiled with Youyan: "The guest is visiting, but we are rude, please bring a cup of tea."

Seeing that there was business to be done, Yu Yan put away his stupid and cute appearance, changed his face, lazily brought a bottle of mineral water and put it on the table, and lazily raised his eyelids, signaling Xiaolong to sit down and talk .

At the beginning, the distance was far, but this time it was so close that it was only from Yuyan that he had the opportunity to see Xiaolong's face clearly, and he couldn't help but let out a gasp: This man's hair is yellow, dry and hard, like weeds on the roadside, these withered grass Indiscriminate growth on the scalp, resulting in extremely uneven hairline.

Looking at the forehead again, near the root of the hair, there is a small round mole, smooth and regular, but it has nothing to do with joy.The eyebrows are extremely low, almost close to the eyes, and Tian Zhaigong is even more shallow.

This kind of face of the lone star of the devil is really one in a million.

Wait~ Cong Youyan stared at the little mole for a few moments, and cried out in his heart, I'm not (****) right? !

"You are so young, how can you actually meet each other?" Xiaolong was very patient, and waited until Cong Youyan finished watching him with a smile before speaking: "I don't know that Dr. Cong knows this skill, I want to see my own too." Numerology, why don't you help me do the math."

Averted the other party's gaze from Yuyan, shook his head and brain for a long time, and then said lightly, "Your face...is very special, you are clearly a grumpy temper, but you pretend to be gentle. Also, the end of your eyes is gloomy. , there are scars in the deep depressions. In this life, you are destined to be alone."

(⊙o⊙)?Xiaolong was smiling at the beginning, but after hearing this, he was surprised. He never expected that from Youyan's words, although there are some deviations, generally speaking, they are correct.

"Wonderful! From a doctor, ah no, from an immortal teacher! Please accept my worship."

Xiaolong bowed involuntarily, and when he got up, he put his hands in his sleeves and said with a smile: "I just have a bad temper, but unfortunately the eyes of the world are not good, and they always say that I have a good temper without conscience. In the past I do fortune-telling, and if someone says that I have a good temper and that the husband and wife will be harmonious and loving in the future, I will send them to see the King of Hades. Hehehe..."

"It's amazing! It really is a boy born from a hero!" After finishing speaking, he took out a few crumpled banknotes from his trouser pocket, and carefully spread them out on the table regardless of other people's eyes, and counted them one by one. You Yan said with a smile: "It's only natural to give money according to fate. This is 20 yuan, take it quickly."

Cong Youyan smacked his lips, "It's a quick way to learn this bargaining skill!" He suppressed his dissatisfaction, reached out to take it, and put it in his trouser pocket.

Seeing that Xiaolong was in a good mood, Shang Heyin coughed twice, and returned to the original topic again: "Now we can talk about it, Mr. Xiaolong, what is the second thing you came here for?"

"Oh oh oh! If you didn't mention it, I almost forgot it. As I get older, my memory gets worse!" Xiaolong rubbed his hands, turned his head happily, and stared at Shang Heyin like a poisonous snake: "No way, I I love to make friends, and I am very happy to meet Dr. Cong, I can't help but wish I could take her home immediately, offer it up, and watch it every day."

As soon as Yuyan slapped the table, he almost jumped up and cursed; Shang Heyin stopped him, frowning: "Mr. Xiaolong, please get to the point."

Xiaolong pulled out a chair and sat down, picked up the popcorn, threw it into his mouth, chewed it carefully, and tasted it with narrowed eyes: "When I was young, I loved this kind of sweets the most. But at that time, I was like a mouse crossing the street. , how can I be blessed to eat such delicious food. After many years, I realized a truth, in this world, there are actually many people like me. If we want to get a gift, we have to steal, to grab, to go To kill, to set fire."

Xiaolong's voice was not high-pitched, but it echoed in the room with indescribable sadness.

In the living room, everyone suddenly forgot their fear and quietly waited for his next words.

Xiaolong continued to eat popcorn: "At that time, I was a violent bomb, but I met a very gentle brother---in fact, he was the target of my squatting for assassination. He saw me in rags and squatted sickly. There, he kindly bought me a lot of food, and took me into the house to wash the whites, wipe the incense, and told the servants not to bully me. He gave me a name and a job. From then on, I was called Xiaolong. My job is to be a gardener."

Shang Heyin closed his eyes lightly, and a little wet mark appeared in the corner of his eyes.

Uncle Da's throat was also a little choked up, and he lowered his eyes and nodded: "Master's heart is very soft."

There was also a trace of steam on Xiaolong's face. He wiped the corners of his eyes with popcorn, put it in his mouth and ate it, and laughed, "Yeah, Brother Shang is a very gentle and kind person. How can I have the heart to kill a good person?" ---The only person in the world who treats me well."

"So, I changed my mind --- I turned around and refunded the deposit, and the next day, I killed all the opponents who planned to assassinate Brother Shang, and there was no one left! In the future, whoever dares to play Brother Shang's idea, I will give it away. That person is going to see Hades! My people, of course, have to be protected by me!"

Such bloody and cruel words spit out lightly from the emaciated little dragon, no matter how you look at them, they reveal a little bit of affection.

Although this kind of love talk is different from ordinary people, it carries unquestionable firmness.

Suddenly, Xiaolong covered his face, slid from the chair and sat down on the floor, crying: "The life was going well, but one day, brother Shang heard my gossip from someone with a bad mouth~ he If you want to drive me away... I won't leave, am I the kind of person who can be driven away casually?"

From Youyan's sudden excitement of finding a bosom friend, she sat cross-legged next to Xiaolong, and gave her full support: "Then you must not leave, you haven't embraced the beauty yet?"

Xiaolong stopped crying, but his facial features were wrinkled, and he looked at Congyouyan bitterly: "Yeah. So, I have been pestering Brother Shang. He promised to accompany me to see the snow-capped mountains; in the end, he made a mistake. .And I still stick to my promise to protect the Shang family with hundreds of people!"

"You, it's not easy for you! I support you!" From Yu Yan who was almost moved to crying, tears welled up in his eyes.

Shang Heyin was so angry that his whole body trembled, he helped his forehead and shouted: "Xiao Cong, get out of here!"